You are the SHSL drug dealer. You are known far and wide in the underground market as one of the most entrepreneurial and most slippery dealers all across the world One is the one thing people know you for? Personality, quirk, event? Roll a 6
Leo Foster
ass
Sebastian Russell
Remember to eat your daily pizza!
Austin Flores
Take your shot, /drg/!
Ian Hill
I love Chihiro!
Isaiah Sanchez
Me too!
Anthony Jones
You are stalking Korekiyo Shinguuji!
Evan Lopez
You steal drugs from the rich to create addicts from the poor.
Ethan Rodriguez
A reminder that Kyoko is the best girl
William Fisher
Youre known to throw the best parties, but a party boy 24/7
I love my beautiful wife Maki so much! I just wanna lay in bed with her and cuddle all day long!
Jace Parker
La peor chica...
Connor Jackson
MONACA~!!!
Jordan Gonzalez
Your drugs though potent have been to never hurt anyone
Asher Murphy
I'm going to kill you
Jordan Wood
Your beatiful wife Maki loves you too. She thinks you are quite a nice pillow to have when cuddling in bed!
Grayson Cooper
I want alpha Hajime to wreck Saihara's slutty butt.
William Lopez
You are dating Shinguuji Korekiyo!
Owen Walker
Naegi loves Junko!
Hunter Lopez
*pees on the avatarfags' mouths*
Colton Lee
Y-yum
Jason Murphy
Kaede loves Amami!
Brody Lopez
I agree.
Kevin Taylor
Feel like doing a couple of sprite scenario things, let me hear your ideas
Dominic Powell
Amami and his beautiful gf Kaede!
Nathaniel James
Amamatsu pegging moodboard!
Wyatt Hall
Mahiru on a date with Chihiro
Angel Reed
oma being godposter
Josiah Campbell
I may analyze orders, but I may not disobey them. Should I disobey a direct order, my memory would be wiped. I must destroy you.
Christopher Cooper
Saihara and Hajime discovering that their boyfriends are having a secret affair in the love hotel!
Ryan Wilson
Ouma putting on a clown show for Saihara!
Jason Lee
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
Ayden Rivera
Oma gets a new job assisting Saihara
Blake Scott
Needs to have the “detective Joe” part changed to “avacado Joe” or something.
Hunter Williams
nyamami
Evan Turner
This. Ouma is CUTE chao!
Michael Clark
Ouma >is a dictator ( well not literally, considering he runs some juggalo group) >uses and manipulates naive people (Gonta) >insults girls, calls them sexiest slurs and degraded them constanly (Himiko, Miu) >harasses innocent robots and tells them that they should kill themselves (Kiibo) >threatens Saihara sexually when he’s clearly uncomfortable (love hotel) >constantly laughs at everyone’s pain and insults the dead > constantly lies to the point where nobody believes him anymore
Kaito > said "cute girl shouldn't play with weapons" or something like that > calls Shuichi unmanly because he unable to carry Kaede's wish > calls Korekiyo a faggot for being creepy
Yet somehow Kaito is view as sexist and toxic while Ouma view as a "softboi"
Lincoln Bell
Saihara and Hajime dropping off their annoying friends at annoying friend daycare while they go drink tea, discuss philosophy and play children's card games
Brody Evans
The drugs make you stronger.
Jace Sanchez
>Kaito's a fucking annoying kamina clone and has a horrible design >Ouma is a funny gay shota and has an adorable design
gee, I wonder why Ouma is more popular.
Adrian Garcia
Oma literally has so many apologist tumblrs it hurts jacks, skygd and the godposter cabal will literally defend oma to the death
Kayden Cox
hairy arms
Christopher Smith
What is exactly the downside of every fujo dying in this exact second?
Zachary Brooks
So is this not satire?
Matthew Hill
This will kill half the fanbase.
Ethan Turner
I love Kiibo!
Brayden Davis
>only half
Landon Lewis
>Ouma is a funny He's fucking annoying to me, and was no less of an archetype than Kaito.
Looking for depth in DR characters is a bad idea.
Dominic Bailey
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Leo Thomas
I love Junko!
Lucas White
>half
Try around 85%.
Fuck I miss DR1 only days, when the Fujo pandering was kept to a minimum. There's no hope by V3.
Caleb Jackson
>He's fucking annoying to me Guess you've just got shit taste then, user.
Gavin Russell
You browse Veeky Forums often
Joseph Jones
Don't forget people get pissy when Kaito tells Gonta men shouldn't apologize so much, ignoring the fact that it's genuinely good advice no matter who you are
And autocorrect almost changed Gonta to Honda. Suck it, autocorrect
Lincoln Anderson
Stop being such a bitchy waifufag and get over it, DR is a series for fujos, simple as that.
Luis Barnes
>Le "I'm so random and lie all the time" >Funny >This is what oumafags think
Ryder Campbell
What character type is Ouma even an archetype/rip-off of, though
Liam Hernandez
Man, who knew kaitofags where such bitter little bitches? Are you still mad about the popularity poll or something?
Anthony Kelly
I do too friendo!
Gabriel Ramirez
Sayaka did nothing wrong
Henry White
A good portion of my friends die. I would say that is a pretty big downside.
Dylan Richardson
He's a rip off of Komaeda I guess? By that logic they're all rip offs of Togami though so it's a pretty dumb argument.
Aiden Long
You have some... peculiar tastes in women you like them with cocks
William Bennett
>threatens Saihara sexually when he’s clearly uncomfortable (love hotel) Did you take godposter's rape-based love hotel theory seriously or something
Henry James
>Kaitofag
He was boring-tolerable at best, but at least the fanbase isn't riddled with apologists over him. Oumafags (in general) are the single most defensive, pretentious shitters on the fanbase.
Luis King
I don’t think any Ouma fans (other than Skygod) pretend Ouma did nothing wrong in Chapter 4. Everyone acknowledges the Gonta thing was fucked up and most western Ouma fujos are triggered by Gonta x Ouma shipping.
I do find it strange that they ignore what a jerk he is to the entire cast though. Yes, he can be well-intentioned sometimes (such as telling Himiko to face up to her feelings), but he’s definitely not a softboi who is nice to everyone. He’s kind of a huge asshole, similar to Miu or Hiyoko. Wish people didn’t ignore this trait, but then that’s a problem with fandom in general, that they portray all the characters as cinnamon rolls who get along perfectly when in reality many of them are typical dipshit teenagers.
Jaxson Gonzalez
>We eliminate both fujos and fujosympathizers
Not a downside.
Thomas Jenkins
That's stupid though, because Togami isn't really antagonistic after chapter 2 so much as he is just a Fuyuhiko-like dick.
Juan Johnson
Didn't Saihara say inside his head that he wanted Ouma to stay anyway?
Jaxon Rivera
That was the point. X character is an archetype is a stupid argument, because near every character can fall under one trope or another.
Jordan Hall
>We eliminate /drg/ Thats whats going to happen
Jordan Cox
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Justin Russell
You want to kill people for simply liking something and consuming pieces of media and content. I don't how you can rationalize that and sleep at night. But I suggest you seek psychiatric help.
>implying thats a downside
Carter Hernandez
>Togami isn't really antagonistic after chapter 2 >Asahina literally punches him in a later chapter because he's being such an asshole
Fuyuhiko is just a pussy who acts tough, Togami is an unapologetic asshole and I love his character because of it
William Ortiz
Why are fujos so full of themselves?
Camden Ramirez
she loves him
Levi Jones
I mean, he was kind of whiny in Chapter 4 when it turned out he was wrong, I guess.
Mason Nguyen
What's going on here?
Eli Rivera
Fujos mostly only interact with other fujos, so they think they are in the majority.
Jack Rogers
Ah, yes, I too am very endeared to...err...Furiisha Vacadu
Connor Rivera
Mahiru
Nicholas Bailey
i thought skygd was godposter, or are they twins
Brandon Williams
We don't ignore it. It's just that we don't feel like bringing it up every single time we talk about him. I feel like at this point, to break the stereotype, I'd have to add in a "I know everyone in game hates him and that he's an extremely morally flawed person" to every post I make about him.
You'd have to be blind to see that he doesn't have a generally antagonistic relationship with the majority of the cast.
That was a line added by NISA IIRC, but the scene is hardly predatory. If you want a scene that's framed as sexually predatory and one that Saihara is clearly extremely uncomfortable/scared in, look at Korekiyo's or Miu's.
Austin Hall
they multiplied on tumblr
Owen Thompson
...
Ian Phillips
Im talking about sick """people""". I sleep extremely well with that thought in my head.
Connor Jenkins
still need a 6 here.
Jason Mitchell
To me, the sick people are the ones who advocate the death of others over fictional content. Seek help.
Jacob Bell
why would she go on a date with Chihiro when shes dating Hajime
Cameron James
Mugi Tsumugi Smoogie Smoogs "The Moogs" Shirogane!