/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #509

Yuri loves you edition!
Previous: >Official stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed)

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game files dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>We'll miss you - we don't want to miss you!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fake_it_till_you_make_it
pastebin.com/kpR2vt4H
pastebin.com/6qZUJieQ\
soundcloud.com/ardentvassal/booty-booty-literature-club
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Lewd Monika!

Good night, everyone. I hope you all had a fine day, and if you're just getting up, I hope you have a good day ahead of you as well.
Welcome back though, or perhaps you never left. You know sleep is important, right?

Word of the thread is "valley"!
Alternatives are 'shroud' and 'crystal'.

If you're staying up again, why not write a poem with one of these words? It'll be fun! Everyone really enjoys reading and writing the poems! You will too! Come on, you know you want to.
Ahaha, take one of these three words and use it as your theme or topic! The idea is to write about it so when you compare it with everyone else, you can see the different interpretations everyone has. Your first reading of a word could be completely different from other people's, and that's what make reading these so much fun To that end, I don't know if it's better to recommend thinking about it for a while so you can see every angle, or just going with your gut instinct. Just do whatever you would like!
I'll be eagerly awaiting your poems in the morning, so please do your best!

And to everyone that participated already today, thank you! I finished reading them all just a bit ago and you're all doing really well!
Monika!

Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth! Yuri!

Bake stuff. Natsuki!

I love my wife!

...

>Sitting in class trying to keep a lid on my anxiety
>On phone trying to escape for a minute
>Get called up for a demonstration
>Fuckingpanic.png
>Flat out refuse, cause a bit of a scene
>later on people ask why I didn’t just go up and do it, too afraid to tell them
>Been in the bathroom trying to calm down for a solid 15 minutes now
Fucking feelsbadlads
I don’t mean to blogpost and then beg like a cunt, but if anyone could shoot us some Natsukis I’d heavily appreciate it

ultimate gay editition

I love Natsuki!

>You know sleep is important, right?
Yes!

>Make your own love.
Been doin' it for a decade and a half now desu
promised day when, reeeeeeeeee etc.

Why is Yuri such a bad girl?

>5:12
Holy shit, I need to go to sleep. Goodnight anons!

Lewd hivemind please leave, this is a Christian thread

...

I hope you're doing well, Monikanon. But please go to sleep.

You're important to me.

...

fucking collective unconscious hivemind man

>3 AM
Ahem.

Remember, nobody really cares about you in public except in the most passing manner.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fake_it_till_you_make_it

I LOVE (YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

t. Natsuki

A stripper by any other name would be crystal
a shroud of skimpy allure, hey why not take a tour?
Her skin fake tanned or maybe unhealthy pale.
Regardless if the boobs are real or fake.
Their personality is h0llow
The mind shallow.
but, for a few bucks you can peak at her vaginal valley.
So get to the strip club and don't dally!

for full effect look up the second definition of dally on google

What kind of class, user? Demonstration of what? Hope it wasn't too bad.

No one cares about you as much as your mind makes you think they do. Try and be in the moment as much as you can. Don't resist anything. If you're anxious and nervous, feel it as much as you can. That's when you realize that you have control over how you perceive emotions.

And so, we teeter here
At the brink of something unknown
And so, we may feel fear
But in the end, each must face it alone

Welcome to the precipice, my friends!
But is it a beginning or an end?
Welcome to the precipice, and see
A paradise beyond a great valley

And still, we sit and wait
Ponder if what happened matters
And still, we contemplate
Whether life is well or left in tatters

Welcome to the precipice, to all!
Life's just what you can see until you fall!
Welcome to the precipice, and hear
The echoes of man's every hope and fear

but, user anxiety is a girl's disease.
You aren't a girl you can't be.
no but, for real i ate mexican food to and is Natsuki got even the slightest of whiff's pic related would be her reaction.
Hope I don't have worms or anything.

Your doki but she's become a speedrunner of your favorite game
She's extremely determined, but do think she's in with a shot?

Captain John Price in DDLC

I love Natsuki too!

Do people actually have childhood friends?

CODDLC CROSSOVER WHEN??????

Supposedly. Normies are weird creatures.

I have my one friend I've known since kindergarten, the idea of a girl childhood friend is foreign to me though.

Strange. I barely remember anyone I went to elementary school or middle school with, and only still keep in contact with two of my friends from high school. The latter is due to the fact that I realized that most of my friends in high school were abusive and manipulative, and so as soon as I got out I started cutting them off.

no prompt words this time. straight from the cold heart of a disillusioned user to Manika!
Who likes to pretend to be Monika!

Fooled me with yer false femininity,
Empathy decayed, on the straight line you have strayed.
A normal degenerate would say "Well played"
But, I do not play....
For being gay
You will pay!

Just kidding.
or am I?

She's lucky cause my favorite is super metroid.
There's a lot of ways to speedrun, and it's super satisfying even if you aren't on the leaderboards.
Natsuki will be just fine. Crocomire or Phantoom might scare her a lot, so I'll have to keep an eye on her those first few times.

Well, my favorite game is Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, but I don't know much about the speedrunning. Cursory search shows that there are only 5 recorded speedruns, in only the shortest category, and the record is over 4 hours. I don't think Sayori would like it much, and some of the monsters might scare her the first few times.

>Quake 1
I find it hard to believe that either of dokis would be able to speedrun through that game.
Monika would edit the levels to make it easier for her.

Does Sayori like pickles?

A standard repost, don't mind me:

Behold the wishing wall Ver. 1. Is your wish absent? Yes? Don't bother emailing at risk of it getting lost in the tubes. Just post your wish in thread, and reply to this post so I can add it before it's finalized.

Stay tuned for a Ver. 2 coming soon. No takebacks!

I think she'd be scared by the angry pickle the first couple times, but eventually find it goofy and loveable.

I thought you fags were gonna kill yourselves

I wish I could stop being so scrawny, and actually get into an exercise schedule and gain enough muscle mass to be able to seem like a person instead of a skeleton with flesh draped over.

Cheers for the pics and the words lads, you’ve got no idea how thankful I am right now
Comp. sci.
Just a basic “come up finish this question in the board” type deal, I didn’t go up, some pure lad took the bullet for me

And I thought my ddlc vs Katawa was a cringey work of crap.
Btw
pastebin.com/kpR2vt4H
Look I pasted it again.

Imagine if the damned danlet sold ddlc to electronic arts.
>Locker Boxes
>Buy a season pass
>First day DLC for all of DDLC
>Pay $120 for buffsuki or grind 1000 hrs to unlock FOR FREE!
>Yuri’s rare knife skins.
>Different kinds of ropes and Knots for Sayori’s. Drain her HP faster!
>Just Monika but, if you preorder you’ll get her egg white bow instead of her silk white bow as a bonus!

Yes you are in hell but at least it’s not leldittt

I killed myself years ago.

Punching out the poetry critiques by the dozens for Sayori!
Having to push extra fucking hard because my cunt of a schedule fucked me into doing a triple batch for Sayori!
It's all worth it for Sayori!
But you blokes of most of all!

gotchu on the list

True fuckin hero as always AussieLad
Rooting for you from here!

>A stripper by any other name would be crystal
Kek. That's a clever one.
>spoiler
Thanks for pointing this out, otherwise my ESL ass would miss it.
Cool piece overall, user.

>Your Doki
>Your MH main weapon
>Your Doki's MH main weapon

Prowler allowed, no tonfas

>Sayori
>SnS and SA, alternatively
>Probably HH or Bow, maybe Prowler

real_human_being.mp3
Thanks, man. Here's a (You) to keep you going

>Your Doki
>Your fetish that fits them most
>Your fetish that fits them least

...

>Monika
I use Bow
She'd probably use Charge Blade, because it's basically the "perfect" weapon. For the perfect girl!

Is Sayori boomercat or bombercat or healercat

...

Boomercat solo, healercat sometimes in coop.

>that rhyme
>that healthy dose of repetition
Man, this reads like a good song. Great work m8.

Natsuki has cupcakes in her eyes!

Natsuki has breadsticks for hands!
Natsuki has strangely shaped cigarettes for legs!
Natsuki's skirt is a sideways stairway!
Natsuki locks of hair are pink bananas!
Natsuki's body is emitting radiation!

Twice today. Both without images
Not to flex or anything~
I love your fucking OC cunt

Thanks! Glad to hear someone liked it!

What would you do during the day with your doki?
What would be your habits? Do you think about it or would you be counting on her to introduce/revitalize a number of old hobbies for you?

I'd smoke Natsuki's legs

>criticizing a cutesy anime doodle for being unrealistic
free shrugs.jpg

I think it's less criticism and more a joke. I could be wrong, though

>What would you do during the day with your doki?
Go walking outside/Hiking up hills
>What would be your habits?
Making sure that I take strolls outside
>Do you think about it or would you be counting on her to introduce/revitalize a number of old hobbies for you?
I wouldn't mind Yuri making me interested in books, a bit boring sure but atleast I can use my imagination to visualize the themes of them

Making babies

well, hence the non-existent picture

Hey guys I posted all my fics in one pastebin if ya wanna check em out.
They're all wholesomecomfy fics (hence the name wholesomecomfyan0n)
pastebin.com/6qZUJieQ\
Hope you guys enjoy if you decide to check it out, and I think and hope I'm gonna write plenty more comfyfics from here on out

Probably gonna go to bed now since it's 3:45 AM and 50/50 chance of school tommorow, so goodnight everyone! Sleep well

Also if you're awake and it's no hassle, could you put this in the pastebin, pastebinanon?

You doki but she's a dark souls boss.

Your doki but she has a Persona 5 palace and you must enter it.

I will pull aside the curtains and show her the world. And then I will say to her; "do you see this, my love? This is the world. It is shit. Let's just stay inside for now."

I like how you don't ask what we would do during the night.

In our free time, we'd probably just do everyday things like cooking, cleaning and then reading together.
Basically, be as comfy as possible and enjoy each other's company.
Me cutting down on the internet is a given but fuck it, I'll have her instead any time of the day.

how are you folks doing?
I'm stuck between excitement and stress and it's a really shitty feeling

Relaxing and just doing our own thing while playfully cuddling with Sayori!
Dancing with Sayori!
Playing vidya with Sayori!
Walking around town with Sayori!

Feeling reflective. It's not the nicest thing but it feels vaguely assertive in that at least I'm trying to come up with positives.

Trying to put down my ERP habit. It doesn't help that I hear the siren call of unsatisfied straight female RPers floating on a sea of futas and fuccbois. I can be the big daddy they need...

Morning lad! See Feeling a bit calmer, now I’m just tired and keep nodding off, I might as welln not be here cause I can’t pay attention

>playing snowballs with your doki under the moonlight with no one around
Now this is just awesome.
>you smile and wander for the rest of the hour together, and neither seems to mind the others sweaty hands
A very neat and unexpectedly realistic detail. Gave me a chuckle.
>whereas the silence would feel strange with anyone else, with yuri it feels perfectly natural and relaxing
And that's still my favorite line from a wholesome greentext, pretty much capturing her Act 1 essence. Thank you.

>straight female RPers
You mean women who want to, but can't get any sex with men?
Is that even a thing?

It's not like I...

>Haven't I heard this somewhere before?

Made this for you or anything...

soundcloud.com/ardentvassal/booty-booty-literature-club

I mean RPers who play straight females. Some of whom might be RL females, some of whom might not be getting sex from RL males. A lot of whom are probably just dudes. I don't particularly fucking care, what matters is they aren't getting the RP they're looking for, a brand of RP I can specifically cater to. But the truth of the matter is I've got other priorities and any sense of satisfaction or accomplishment I'm getting from this is temporal at best and stressful at worst, because I take some pride in my work. It's a creative endeavor, but that also means it's sapping my brainspace for other things I should be doing. And I feel bad because the few partners I do keep on retainer, I feel like I'll be letting them down.

Monika, are you trying to seduce me

Where is everyone?

"What good are words when a BOOTY says it all?"
Gotta say, that guitar buildup was so good, I expected both tracks to somehow play at the same time after that, was a bit disappointed

>booty
Do not invoke the wrath of the brap posters.

pounding their doki bodypillows

American dead hours, everyone's at work in the UK and I'm one of I think 2 aussies.
It's a cycle we run through

>posters: 36
Now that's low, even for deadtime

>A lot of whom are probably just dudes
>I take some pride in my work. It's a creative endeavor
Lol'd. I bet you consider yourself fairly straight, too.
Not judging, though, it's understandable. Just sounded kinda funny.

I wish I could love myself a fraction as much as she loves me

I'm chillin real hard right now
got a cup of OJ

I would just like to take the time to express my undying love for this girl right here.
Things I love about her:
>Her smile
>Her eyes
>Her cute hair
>Her adorable figure
>Her kindness
>Her bubbly attitude
>Her seriousness
>Her pretty bow
>Her friendliness
>Her wonderful poems
>Her familiarity
And many, many more.
I love this doki so much I want to cherish and protect her for the rest of my life. I love Sayori.

I don't want this week to end
next week's gonna suck

Kind of empty right now.
Not much to say, kind of tempted by vidya but not sure which.

>Natsuki but she's learned to open up to emotional intimacy with you
>You're not like other people
>You can be trusted
>Natsuki is scared at first
>But it soon becomes thrilling for her
>Being able to tell you all her secrets while knowing you would never betray them
>Kind of like being naked while knowing you won't be seen
>Actually forget I said that!
>It's... embarrassing... I don't do that sort of stuff
>I love you, user

I love you too

I shall take this moment to say how much I love mangoes.
They are so bloody amazing, my fucking god I love them. I'd shower Yuri with mangoes if I could and we'd eat them together while watching the sunset. Or sunrise. Mangoes are always great.
Why do they need to cost so much?