SCP Secret Laboratory

>Mic keeps crackling and too retarded to know how to lower it

Drop the mic gain. Find your sound settings for PC>Recording Devices>Right-click Microphone

>i dont want more people in the meme fest
Nigger

>In a D-boi group looking for card transformer
>peanut shows up
>everyone flees together
>close doors on anyone lagging behind me
>hear necks snap from other side of wall
>mfw

Why doesnt the foundation terminate most of the scps?

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retard

'Secure Contain Protect' not 'Destroy Destroy Destroy'

Sometimes when you destroy anomalous shit worse anomalous shit comes out

During the early days of the foundation the had a lot of bad experiences doing that

gee i sure wish voice chat wasn't broken

>That one wooden chair SCP
>It would just teleport behind the nearest person in the room that felt like sitting down
>Now it teleports itself into people's lungs if anyone nearby spooks it
>Because it got put through a wood chipper
Don't play God, Secure Contain Protect.

So is this dead now

Survival of the fittest.

I've never played a Garry's Mod game but I used to really be into SS13. Will I enjoy this game? Is there a wiki?

Anyone?

Kind of, just try it. It is free and less than a gigabyte in space

Where is /v/ playing? I want to play with /v/irgins.

check the server list

Is there a way to lock doors or do they auto-lock after you pass through with the correct keycard?

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thank you to the mtf who saved a d-boy

just close them, doors that require a keycard cant be closed or opened without the keycard

thanks for the games boys, had a lot of fun

>Secure Contain Protect
>Except 682, fuck that guy

>guy
Did you just assume its gender?

>all these butthurt cunts

The game is free. Stop complaining.

You may be on to something user, in this Addendum 682 clearly only attacks AFTER the class-D misgenders xir

Game needs to have some harmless scp's like 131 or 999 or 1370 what can be played by players who died instead of being observers.

They cannot be killed but they cant kill anything neither.

Also scp 105 when?

add spunto you sick fucks

>all the SCPs getting bullied by the NTF who sat in intercom

>81.11.194.18 EU
>81.11.194.18:7778 EU
fuck you I stopped hosting 9 hours ago
I'm in school now, but even when I get back, IP will prob be different

>SCP-2295 or SCP-999
>Low HP
>Can't speak
>Can hear the voicechat of all factions within earshot
>Can heal a player back to full HP after a very long delay
>Healing can be interrupted
>Footsteps are extremely quiet
>Can escape to the surface
>Respawns as SCP-1048 after a successful escape
mite b cool

>hiding at containment doors near elevators B
>one elevator sent down
>standing near one available elevator
>radical larry opens containment doors
>sprint to available elevator
>"Fuck you Larry you fat piece of shit"
>get to bottom
>other elevator door closed meaning Larry is on his way down
>Run through corridors
>bump into NTF
>get executed

71.63.72.162 is back, guys. Only 5 there atm

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Join..

Does anyone have the steamed hams edit?

Reminder, permamutes virgins, voicechads.

>hey bro what does alpha warheads mean

Ah, SCP-049, welcome. I ____ you're prepared for an [DATA EXPUNGED] [REDACTED]

Thanks

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Need more players

>be D-boy
>make it to card room with scientist
>peanut chases us in and we trap him with us
>whew our sacrifice will not be in vain
>scientist opens door to try and escape
>ohno.jpg
>scientist closes door but peanut gets out and snaps his neck
>trapped in card room with nothing whilst I hear the snaps of many necks
>finally die and see that I was the last survivor and scientist got everyone else killed
Fucking Nerds

Hi Nintendo 049 Chalmers.

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GB

>it's another dabonkydunk uses comms as his personal vlog while everyone pretends to care round

No wonder everyone kills this guy on sight.

>tfw someone reposts your OC

Post your more OC, boys

>scientist, high as fuck
>find bathroom
>two keycards
>neck snaps nearby
>wait a couple minutes
>another neck snap
>a few more minutes pass
>concrete sliding
>snap
>wait ten minutes then leave slowly
>find 914 and more cards
>hang out making four O5 cards
>wait a little then leave for heavy containment
>travel through, find guns and ammo at entrance zone
>haven't seen a soul all game, despite the server being over 17
>as i load my lmg, doc and his entourage approach from entrance zone
>throw grenade and run like fuck
>one zombie chases me to cell, kill it and hide for a few minutes
>walk out immediately run into lone MTF soldier
>i'msaved.jpg
>wants to sacrifice himself for 106
>run into 106 while looking for his crib
>I run, but get caught
>escape, get caught immediately after, escape AGAIN.
>run, use medkit, light him up
>intend to lure him into his cell and duel him
>suddenly, femur breaker
>walk out healed
>enter entrance zone
>see massive squad of MTF
>run outside with them, announcing my victory over the intercom in true autistic relief
>crash as I am escorted through the escape tunnel

I'm not that mad, felt like a fitting end to such a journey. Patience is key to this game sometimes.

Remember: never, ever trust a filthy fucking egghead.

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>Spawn as d boy
>Spend 20 minutes running around avoiding SCPs
>Most of that time I'm alone
>Never see a scientist or key card the whole time
>Eventually run into a chaos
>Almost straight after run into a small group of d boys and another chaos
>All d boys equip themselves with weapons from corpses of chaos and ntf
>Kill a couple zombies escaping the facility
>All d boys in the group make it out and respawn as chaos
>Go kill the last of the ntf as chaos
>Win game
First time I've gone through the whole game without dying. Felt fucking amazing.

Kill yourself sarais

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get in boys. ff on

That was a good game

All the NA servers are down this time of night, right? Playing with pubs is pretty miserable.

rik is that you? you never shutup about weed.

Based D-boy.

>SS13
This game is literally nothing like that, I don't know why people think it'll be remotely similar. There are other games with scientists in them, you know;.

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Name five (5).

I play ss13 a lot and I enjoy it. but it really only feels like ss13 if you're used to it being chaotic as fuck.

Half Life
Half Life 2
Half Life 2 Episode 1
Half Life 2 Episode 2
Half Life Blue Shift

>finally get peanut
>accidentally run through a lighting trap and immediately go down to 20% health
IT'S NOT FAIR

streamable.com/u360t
Had to be done sooner or later.

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We have plenty of room let's get this party rockin again

shut the fuck up user.

i was playing with him all last night and unlike half of the other ntf he plays to win. communicates scp movements, fires in controlled bursts, doesn't throw grenades, doesn't ff. what else do you need? i'm sorry that having a bit of a personality offends you so greatly that you feel the need to call him out in the thread, but i can truly count him as one of the top five best players i've had the privilege to play with.

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just restarted

shut up dabonkydunk

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>faggots teaming with their spc friends
Complete cancer

The reason why they hold onto SCP objects is to study them and see if they can be used for the benefit of mankind. They don't try to destroy an object unless it poses a significant threat (SCP-682) and those objects are usually unable to be destroyed by any means the Foundation possesses.

As someone who actually knows dabunkydunk, I can actually verify that's not him. He's fucking sleeping.

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As someone who actually knows dabonkydunk, you're lying.

As someone who actually knows the guy who actually knows dabonkydunk, you're lying

Now I know for a fact you're lying, I'm his irl friend.

>unironically using the he's asleep!!! meme

Shut up dabonkydunk

>yfw doc revives you

Wow what a coincidence that "someone that totally knows him" is here right at this very second to defend him right?

He's not even online on steam, you can keep projecting whatever narrative you want to believe into this situation, but it simply doesn't change the facts. I know for a fact you're not telling the truth and that there is no way, under any fucking circumstance that he could be online.

I'm Riktheprick. The guy who actually went to the same highschool as him. You want to witchhunt people, then at least get your facts straight.

>that D-boy running toward the Doc while yelling "MEDIC!"
god fucking damnit your sacrifice won't be in vain

if you're talking about the d boy who sided with peanut i don't even know the guy, some asshat closed the door on me while i was running so i struck a deal with the nut

I'm Riktheprick faggot

NIGGERS

we moved to Veeky Forums fuckers

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>moved to Veeky Forums
Well i'd be damned

>Veeky Forums
it was fun while it lasted

>faggot mods actually did it
rip, was fun while it lasted

>moved to Veeky Forums

>Veeky Forums
so this is how it ends

>h-he won't come online without me knowing

What, are you his boyfriend?