Is Veeky Forums a Christian board?

>Protestants think they're in control
kek, this is a history board and your phony movement has only been around for a small chunk of that history.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

You're right, homosexuality has been around forever.

homosexuality is a more acceptable identity than protestantism, to be frank

For Catholics of course, it's in your nature.

Could you explain what's exactely different between those two?

People like you are why Veeky Forums is a shit board.

Kill yourself and meet your God already, fool.

I identify as Christian. Can't speak for anyone else though.

Heresy

Sick burn.

Recent survey indicated 40% catholic, 20% orthodox, 5% prod, and rest atheistic/agnostic/other

So a pretty solid majority

The survey was like 80% Protestant, check the archive.
>Catholics avoiding text again

>I'm a Christian
>I hate a man who is humble and shows love to everyone regardless of background and failings, criticizes hypocritical clergy and secular politicians, all while also upholding the eternal moral dogmas of Holy Mother Church

You're not a Christian if you don't realize Francis is one of the most Christ-like public figures since Mother Teresa. Who do protestants have? Hillary Clinton? Billy Graham?

I hate heretics who subvert Christianity. Salvation is through Christ, not through sodomy and abortion.

>mother teresa
>christlike

strawpoll.me/10407759/r
strawpoll.me/10409657/r
strawpoll.me/6035542/r

Christians been around 30% on pretty much every poll there's been on here.

Not him, but-

Matthew 23:9

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Right out of the mouth of Jesus. It is important that they deny false teachings, for their sake. Not a hate issue, but a truth issue.

>being Christian while thinking you understand history

You can thank Christians for recording most of history.

Catholics are so desperate to be counted among the Christians. It's sad.

Pope Francis is literally the False Prophet of the Whore of Babylon, and you are literally not a Christian if you cannot see this as true.

He literally tells you he is.

He literally calls himself the antichrist (Vicar of Christ).

...

Mmmmmm, not quite yet. Still has a ways to go.

Sophomoric thread

Jesus of Nazareth.

>Pantheists and Deists at 9%

There's a glimmer of hope.

>tfw you realize protestantism is the new meme faith
>tfw you actually converted to orthodoxy back when it was hip on Veeky Forums

what do now

Jesus was Catholic/Orthodox. He established the apostolic church, not "muh bible" "muh personal feels toward the lawd"

Jesus was a Messianic Jew

>Jesus was Catholic
Source?

Don't tell me you actually changed your faith because of some shitposters on Veeky Forums?

Whose sins you shall forgive, they are forgiven them; and whose sins you shall retain, they are retained. --John 20:23

I am the living bread which came down from heaven. If any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever; and the bread that I will give, is my flesh, for the life of the world. --John 6:51

And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. --Matthew 16:18

These quotes are from a book called the Bible, assembled by the Catholic Church under the guidance of the Holy Spirit through Sacred Tradition.

>mfw RC's memed you into believing heresy

somebody fancy making a new religion strawpoll?

yes i'm too fucking lazy to do it myself

None of that refers to salvation.
>RCs in charge of keeping track of their own heresy

If this thread isn't proof that Veeky Forums should be a Christian board, I don't know what is

>prods in charge of heresy

How the fuck do you define heresy when you have no centralized authority or ecumenical councils to define doctrine?

If he's Anglican there is a hierarchy for defining heresy.

No. This board belongs to Oden.

The Bible is the authority, misreading it and spreading untruth is heresy.

>he fell for the orthodox meme
How's Vanya doing?

Nowhere in the bible does it say that you larping autist

God wtf are you doing with your life, others come here to discuss history and you come here to act retarded, wtf is wrong with you?

Explain in one way how shitposting is fun

Well, the early Christians were notorious for destroying and falsifying historical documents, not exactly a great credo for a historian.

>tfw literally burning incense and reading tarot right now

plebs, everywhere. go occult or go home.

and Tyr

strawpoll.me/11830238
Here it is.

Ahahahaha. This is such an embarrassing post.