/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

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what would you do if you had a servant? for me I would do stuff like taking a dump and right when the turd is about to come out, I call for my servant to manifest in front of me to witness my shit face

Am I going too far with the memes here?

Mona Lisa sure feels like one

Here friend

Also post astolfos.

He missed his most important kill, the one that cucked his fiancee. He let the banker get away for free and gave him 50k franc.

>Herc at lvl 60 but has his bond CE

Lack of lewd monk in the OP made me sad, we still haven't had a Helena OP yet.

Just level your pokemon and you'll be ok

Me too friend. Have another Fran.

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Is astolfo a rare pickup, or is he common in banners? Because I really want him for the casual wear but really want to save for jalter

Musashi is actually from an AU, even within Fate

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Tell me about Jannu. Why are her feets so stinky?

Fionn is actually pretty cool glad to see him not getting meme as anymore

I didnt even see that. My fucking sides.
>mfw someone tried to add me with all 5* servants in all support slots
>the highest level was 58

K K K

Don't forget she's afraid of yogurt too!

>left to right
What the fuck?

who's the chick?

>5k mana prism
>Bond herc
>Yet Herc is 60
>And all his servants are unusable low-level literally and on memelist
What?

The only one I have saved with her.

Mines going to be level 1

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>commission

Is reddit material

These are terrible.

Not even an image

I regret leveling him up

His end in Gankutsuou is absolutely beautiful, so fucking satisfying if you're more in the vengeance mood and less so the redemption one.

I suprassed Raita /alter/? Can i work for Type-Moon now?

Holy mother of cracks

semicucks cucked yet again lmao

what species of giraffe is that?

You too

>Euryale finally confessed she loves me in my room
I did it bros.

>takes 200 4* EXP (with class-bonus) to get a servant from Lv50-80
Jesus Christ.
You're gonna have to wait a bit longer Nursery Rhyme. Like, "6 months" or so 'longer'.

nice try cuck, go prep asterios

>Not even an image
no it's better, but here you go

>getting tricked into prepping the bull
OHNONONO

>bullied meduseless to insanity
best to keep those two at arms length

She got another one.

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You guys are just angry that your own servant doesn't love you as much as Euryale loves me.

>He thinks that's bad
Just you wait until you grail a servant to lvl 100.

He got blocked from his last kill. Might even be worse since it was his gay NotSon that forced the Cavern King from his body leaving him dead before he could witness the one that NTRed him die. The NTRman even got a fucking redemption ending. The only good part was that the banker got fucked real good, but is still shit.

Why user, where's all your mats

All the exp cards, where did they go? Did you turn everything into memes for mona lisa?

got anymore pregnant servants?

Yes.

I burned him. Don't need useless 1 star berserkers

Motherfucker, Euryale comes to my Chaldea every other FP roll. On a 10 roll she's there 90% of the time.

I got a bunch of big titty servants. So I'm happy.

Not really. I only want kiyohime lancer. And I'm skipping her for next summer if she's not on single rate up.

What do you honestly think of Amakusa Tokisada Shirou-In-Your-Semiramis?

I didn't think it was that bad, however that was two levels at a time

Waiting for a servant you want then dumping all grails at once is a different matter

>Implying
I have to keep locking my doors cause Bryn keeps wanting to kill me and lewd book keeps trying to suck my dick

But my Medea Lily KISSED me! In MY room.

That's actually why I'm in such dire straits.
I've got Waver rotting away at Lv77 and Jack at 86 too.

I have rolled over a thousand FP rolls.
I still don't have Ushi.

Yep. Also got a bunch of top tier gameplay servants as well.

So did Jason

Nigger what the fuck was you doing during Valentine?

no u

>Jeanne Alter
Remember that she's a special snowflake class so you don't get any class EXP bonuses.

Was this the only case of changing the art? Wonder why they did it

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

just get some super succs lol

You kissed Jason?

Background isn't finished and that expression + bedroom eyes

I'm going to ejaculate inside her

Rolling FP.
I can't go all out since I actually want to make an attempt at Angra Mainyu (and hopefully I'll get her during one of like 5000 rolls) but it's painful doing my daily 10 and not getting her.

>class cards for avenger
Are you fucking stupid?

You get a class EXP bonus with the any 4* EXP which is what he saved from events likely

Look at her stockings

It's the boys banner. The homos are coming out of the woodwork.

This reminds me of the Journey to the West chapter where most of the party got m-pregnant.

Yea but I mean they changed her entire expression too

I didn't get Bride and I'm still mad

The 450 or so "class match" EXPs I have written down there are All EXPs scavenged from events and login bonuses. She gets the bonus from those despite being an Avenger.

I hope I get the Succ because I'd like to save some for Raikou.

>tfw the same
>but with Kiyo
>and I can't roll other female servants
LET ME NP5 MEDUSA, EYE, USHI AND BOUDICA ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you? You know what type of EXP you get through daily logins, events, and the shop right?

Yes, I mean who wouldn't? Are you fucking gay?

cuz that glove matching the nearest stocking is a poor ascetic choice, it fucks with the symmetry

>Stheno kissed me
>I got kissed by a literal goddess
Is there a single story arc better than Okeanos?

No you fucking idiot, she gets the bonus from any exp card, you fucking imbecile

4 tickets, I wanted some event CE. Sucks to be you. Rolling apathethic is the only way.

That smile is too perfect. They were worried it would distract players.

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