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First for don't lewd lalafel!
Can't dismount on perfectly plain places
What's an easy DPS class for a new player to learn?
Black Mage, starting with Thaumaturge
Main Hand: Chantico Lucis
Head: False Mustache
Body: Gallymaster's Whites
Hands: Werewolf Arms
Legs: Survival Halfslops
Feet: Any dyeable
Right Ring: Master Culinarian's Ring
Have at ye.
What am I looking at?
i feel like the tip should still be a pinkish/red instead of the white
this is cringe.
I'm an idiot who can't edit things so I just used what was in there. I mean maybe there are texture packs to fix It but I didn't wanna change from the darker scales
[email protected] post
new player then i'd say Archer then get to 50 and unlock RDM
Samurai or rdm.
Probably RDM since they don't need positionals or any mp management
Can't go to the top of the Imperial tower in the Fringes
Thaumaturge/Black mage then swap to RDM at lv50
I need to be 50 for those, so can't quite do them yet.
Oh, sorry i forgot it said new player. Then yeah do blm/archer up to 50 and unlcock either of those jobs
Is RDM as simple as it looks in some of these videos? Lots of these other classes look like they need to pay attention to quite a few things, but they don't. Are they fun?
would you two ERP together?
I want to pull on your hair
they're fun if you like simplicity, they're not super boring, a million times more fun than drg imho.
Does it count if I want to erp with them both?
Its arguably the easiest job in the game, its practically a snooze fest desu
Why the hair!
RDM is pretty simple but I still find it to be decent fun.
I find MCH the most fun but curse the flippy moves when your shots heat up
Update me on vjamal lore, is being a tranny part of his christmas cake persona or is that another lie?
First thing I thought of, honestly
I need something to hang on to or you'll just fall over
Fall over? Are we near a cliff cause that is dangerous. Or maybe asleep?
Mikha doesn't ERP btw
why do grown ass men make the nastiest characters
Maybe both who knows
Remember kids: Aftercare is very important
Just not with you, faggot.
Not Like This
Because for some reason these grown ass men want gross ass thots
why dont you post your misshapen abomination then
You gotta be careful they break easy.
Machinist questline in a nutshell.
Green is a nasty color.
I disagree. I think it's a perfect colour and you should be on my dick right now.
a basic grasp of color theory/matching could do them a world of wonders.
how about spend some time in cc so you don't look like an abortion
any crafters on balmung who can make a book?
What kind of book?
Yeah, tell me where to meet ya as long as its not the 350 one.
So yours is even worse and that's why you don't dare to post it. classic.
That's when it gets fun, though
Why are female Elezen so cute?
lmao if you think that's the case you are plum retarded. you and i both know that no matter what i post you'll be like "y-you're just as bad!" *screams about how two tone hair and badly modded tits are fine*
Not many of people care about that they just want cute/sexy outfits
Who is this cat?
no body said that the modded tits were good, and highlights can look fine. just not often, stop projecting.
Do you have the materials? I can meet you somewhere to craft it
The same reason Male Elezen are so Chad. Elezen is the perfect race.
yysara confirmed that it's a girl since they raid together. some user said he gets his girlfriend to talk on mic so they can scam people together. nobody actually knows the truth
Toriyama gave so little of a shit about Launch that she literally just wandered over to another series
I mean as long as they're happy with their own character that's all that really matters, right?
Launch was fucking great
failing eyesight at that age
Where are the meowbois
they're gonna kiss aren't they
does gyalva just sit on that bench and erp all day
needed to get glasses in 5th grade
Here's my old one
She definitely didn't see it coming
Make a cat like that
Actually believing them don't erp behind their bfs back
Btw they're also from Veeky Forums
STORM OF BLOOD
BORN FROM BLOOD
OF OUR FALLEN BROTHERS
I like you.
Karethi does the same, they just sit there all day waiting for someone to hit on them
I'm busy contemplating what the hell to put in my new chocobo house
stuck with this boring ass theme until 2019 at best
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT WOULD BE A FUCKING CAT BOY WHO BUILT THAT SHIT
I like you, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
It's including the leg most of the time when they surf the sephirot evil full on made up of half a black mage
guys wtf is a sward
a ward for the letter S
the futa mod is the best thing that has happened to this game
male characters are on suicide watch, just fanta already, you have nothing worthwhile left
Sward is one possible but dated pronunciation of I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me no habloMe drown sorrow in that DiabloMe found bravery in my bravadoDJs need to listen to the modelsYou ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?(You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?Stupid, but what the hell do I know?m just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flowAnd my chick in that new Phoebe PhiloSo much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
Hang out with me? Server?
the dong pokes out of dresses if you have emperors breeches on underneath
o i am laffin
Between machinist and bard, which involves less ping-unfriendly stuff like double weaving? Which is better for relaxed play?
It seemed to fit the neighborhood
MCH has quite a bit of double weaving once you enter Overheat+Wildfire
When are they gonna make the gold saucer cross server...? It's always so dead in here
sweet i can erp with them
why are you using that mod though it looks so bad
Noted. Bard it is.
it's fine for an alpha
males are just mad that no,one will use them anymore
he missed out on the Gold Saucer instance crashing for the entire day of Make It Rain event on Balmung
I fucking love event days on Balmung. It's going to be even better now with the tons of transfers.
post latest drama
tfw balmung is back to perma locked
I want to die
I hate shit like that though. Why would I want the instance to be crashed all day?
It's closer to how it was back in 2.0. It opens up in the early mornings for a good amount of time.
Fuck you, post minions instead.
You have weeks to do events in this game, if you're not there people watching on day 1 and enjoying the crowd I don't know why you're playing an MMO.
"I'll wait for the crowd to die down" WHY that's the amusing part.
Byakko Cub has nice taste in minions
There's a male one too though
Not everybody enjoys reading what autists have to say in chat. You act like it's some sort of sense of accomplishment that everybody is packed in the tuna can that is Balmung.
Any subby lalafells want that hot guac on their fat little thighs?
Don't lewd the lala
yeah but previously a lot of people asked males to pose with them in pica but now that there's a futa mod, there is no need to stoop so low anymore
it's great and now all pics will only have cute girls, some of which have a nice girlcock!
desu don't really see why someone made a mod for males in the first place
You'll find that lalas can be perverse little demons
They need to be purified!
vjera wishes he would be half as attractive and nice
would eat off that
does vjera actually hate ftelor
send them to me and ill purify them...
Vjango unleashed hates every real xivg girl which is why he gets his orbiters to shitpost them all the time
Lol. Their head is so far up their own ass they don't have the attention span to hate anyone who doesn't directly interfere with the pig farm.
Why don't you..?
Any subby lalafells want that hot guac on their fat little thighs?
Lalafells are NOT for eating.
Because she isn't in front of me right now.
Literally how could anyone hate F'telor? She's literally the nicest person in this general
That puffy vulva sure is.
That's too bad, user..
Because jealous trannies and virgins that are mad cause she's with proci exist
I am the defender of the males. I only befriend male characters. I only acknowledge male characters. If a female character speaks to me I log out and cleanse myself with holy water. If my friends (god forbid) lose their senses and fantasia to a female character I immediately buy them a fantasia and demand they change back to a cute male character or they WILL be blocked and reported to Square Enix for negatively impacting my gaming experience. I am on good terms with Yoshida-san. When I enter duty roulettes the first thing I do is examine the party. If I am not the sole female in the group I will take my leave immediately. I do not pay my subscription to be exposed to such unenjoyable filth and I will not have it. If I am not surrounded by male characters at all times I break out in hives. I will not have it. I. Will. Not. Have. It. Is this clear? Blink once for yes if it is clear. Unless you are a female character in which case you are not to look in my general direction.
It really is
no he's just very good at what he does
do you do lewd stuff with no strings attached
i love meriaposting hours
Im a girl irl and I want to have a yuri eb with you...is this possible if I play catboy?
This is out of context del
Let's make it happen again
Looking right at you
no he's just very good at what he does
Except that he's pretty mediocre and that he does indeed spend 90% of his time erping.
get a tell on Balmung
we chat for a while
mention I don't RP
they just walk off
Yes if you catch me in the right mood for lewd
I'm already happily EB'd, sorry! I'm sure there are plenty of weird midlanders out there though.
Apologize to me and every other Lalafell player RIGHT NOW
I don't trust you to do it right!
She actually likes girls more than she likes guys due to personal reasons but go ahead and good luck, user.
They completly ignored my /tell
One is busy mewling and the other? Well it's rude to talk with your mouth full
*stares harder than before* NOW WHAT ,HUH ?
Post long dogs
I'm actually not into other girls at all so you really should look into getting a better informant! Maybe one that doesn't go by names like Shady Joe or Trustworthy Bob.
Yoshida-san WILL be hearing about this mark my words.
Are you and Red going to ever meet up IRL?
But you are the weirdest midlander of all, why settle for anyone else?
Is this every AST quest?
I will DESTROY Yoshida-Oyaji
you just haven't found the right woman yet
Nah, some have you gaze off into the distance
Laurentius, a horrible individual that sold maps and supplies to the Garleans gets invited to the Company Alphinaud is forming
Nothing bad can happen from this.
Careful, you might get the patented Pins Pump™
Please post the uncensored
No i'll get banned
I'd like to order 1 "Let's pump each other Pins style" please
ywn give this pump the reach around while pumping said pump
I'm already in an fc though
You can just post an imgur link dummy
kick serys and sure
Wow that's amazing!
i tried and it didnt work, stop this dumb meme
There's nothing there anyway, that was taken before I got the mod
Nah, i play a male.
But I'm in a mem fc
What type of races do you like, any favorites?
I only play with Lalafells sorry
Middies, cats, lizard, highlanders really
he just pretends to be a top in the thread
Don't you want to get laid?
Anyone wanna do an expert?
give up on winning a chocobo race, decide to just afk it for challenge log progress
tab in to see how its going
im in 1st and win by like 6 seconds
Im legit worse at this than just AFKing, thats kind of sad
Can someone ask sandcat if he would consider changing to either his dadlander or elezendad?
throw up a pf if you're on aether.
Serys is cute
Not really no. I don't to join a FC where only ~10% people will even talk to me while the rest ignores me cause my video game character doesn't make their dingles hard.
I'll rather join a FC where I can actually play with people.
this is all I have
What's Balmungs best raid FCs if you want to wind down after raid in the quicksands?
ERP is considered getting 'laid'
Generations of breeding has led to this point.
It's up, password is 1331
Ya know what thanks for pointing that out, that totally didn't occur to me when I was typing it out
Generations of breeding has also led to people ordering well done steaks and smothering them with ketchup
plenty of breeding in soft
Fuck you, asshole, it tastes good.
This is the worst offender by far.
Last time I had a medium steak I was sick for over a week, can't bring myself to eat beef now
getting laid in Soft
is this before or after you tell him to fanta into a catgirl
This new futa mod has led to a surge of patients reporting oral trauma, just open wide and say "Aahhhh" and i'll take a look at the damage.
Mmm, yes I see, spent the evening with Pins too? This should take care of the sore throat.
eating undercooked food
absolute fucking cringe
Blue or rare is undercooked, medium is cooked, well done is overcooked and bordering on dry. Smothering it with ketchup is actually a sin
Medium-rare is the patrician steak choice
Speaking from experience?
It isn't as autistic as the other posts in this thread.
Anyone want to use me as a toilet?
What would be the best way to cook a paissa?
People in Ul'dah using the lalafell diaper mod.
Jesus fucking christ, why?
Does quality matter at all when crafting furniture?
Stuffed into a chocobo and roasted in a oven.
Nope, its impossible to HQ furniture anyway so its wasted effort.
Unironically the worst post in the thread
No, you dumb fuck. Have you ever seen a High quality couch on the MB?
Something like that seriously exists?
No, so don't worry about it. There is no HQ furniture.
paissas are for punting, not cooking
Why are you so aggresive
Did you get cucked recently
I know this is a blue board but do links to NSFW imgurs really get deleted?
No, because you can't HQ the furniture. It's only a factor because
1. They're too lazy to remove it for things that can't be made High Quality
2. It leads to more exp, but it's completely pointless to anyone to pad furniture quality even as a levelling method because furniture itself is bad experience
I mean isn't a dick that isn't futa usually more appealing to you erpers?
Heat and a skillet would work
Boy or girl?
waiting on a solo dps for expert for more than 5 minutes
Girl of course!
No point trying to list HQ furniture pieces for a markup then, I guess.
Yes, an EB for two years...I'm sorry.
There are 3 certenties in this world.
miqo'te male being shit at tanking
no, almost nobody cares about males
you have 3 groups of people: doms who force themselves so hard that nobody wants to erp with them, subs who only thirst over futa, and rusemasters
Nope, not at all. HQ weapon glamours only sell for a markup just as a proof of crafter pride
Futa just combines the only good part of a man with the best parts of women.
Futa is much more preferred in ERP circles.
I'm trying my hardest
Master CUL ring is the Gold.
Got CUL to 60, but never made anything.
Have to craft 100 unique items not.
This fucking sucks. Holy shit.
Sounds great. Hope you like dominant Elezen ladies.
I did too user, we'll get through it
Oh absolutely, they're wonderful!
evens resub tomorrow because i am bored
odds go to sleep
zero post butt
tfw none of those
then again i play my fem char if i want to erp anyways cause i can't get anything on my male
Good night friend.
Post butt anyway. I mean if you're going to sleep you might as well
I'm not seeing how the evens and odds are mutually exclusive.
Do you like catboys? What's yours?
I see a lot wrong with the fact you aren't on Balmung
does anyone here like gruff highlander males?
Just so you know, when we say males we mean actual male characters not female characters that say they are male.
Has anyone gotten around to creating a new set of previews for the various voice selections in character creation?
Ever since that one 2hufag deleted all their videos, the only alternative (that I've personally been able to find) is Seanz3... but he only has a limited selection and he stopped uploading over a year ago.
Ultimately, just looking for femroe battle voices.
Great, I'll message you soon
I feel dumb. I doing aether current quests because I want to fly.
While flying to the targets
This person understands
Go Balmung already
Fucking delete this cursed image.
I'm driving home right now so I can't really say for sure but it won't be too long.
Do you have to go soon?
Are you using someone's two seater mount to fly to them? I refused to do this for people when they asked me on my old server because I believe that Aether Currents must be experienced first hand. I also refused to fly anyone to the Lochs bridge current because that is the pinnacle of the current experience
Don't post and drive, user!
No i bought skip for alt and saw the current quests on HW zones. I assumed I had to do them to fly
pins topped me once it was ok/10
friend fantasias into a lala but keeps erping
I feel disgusted, what do?
unfriend them wordlessly
Let them do what they want or drop them faggot. Those are your only options.
Don't worry, I only do it when at a traffic light!
Mash that popoto.
not enjoying all versions and facets of a food
I enjoy well done, medium well and medium rare
Blue rare isnt good for you though dont eat that
Shame your character is so ugly, I have a cute boy alt for this express purpose.
To members and former members of Soft- what is the FC like? I wanna hear the good and bad
tfw i actually unfriend people that fanta into males
they always turn into thirstlords whenever they fanta so its best to cut them off
Literal hugbox ERP faggot fc, you dont need to know anything else
I have summoned all 4 pieces of the forbidden one
I dislike well done, it's the only one I dislike. It's bordering on dry, it isn't quite dry but it's getting there. It works for certain steaks, but not all and the ones that it does work for are still personally more enjoyable for me when medium well or medium rare
A bunch of man hating trannies and virgins that froth at the mouth whenever a man goes near them.
Just look at chaika's or emi's posts in the discord
I'll get hugs?
it's like a cold bottle of dos equis
Massive hugbox to the point where nothing is ever done by the officers
Barely anybody plays the game outside of doing their daily expert
The most active members are all severely depressed and announce it at every opportunity
Holy shit is that loser still around? I haven't seen word of him since I was in the /xivg/ Discord. Figured he would have gone active shooter by now, or at least killed himself.
nothing was ever done by the officers before it became a hugbox anyway
What if they made dyes unlocks and just made it so you needed some disposable item to apply them, along with increasing the amount of different colors significantly?
Are we talking DRAKN levels?
I don't know much about DRAKN but probably not. The biggest one is Serys AKA Milly's clique that constant dotes on her.
He posts in the soft discord every day
Can we join that discord?
If you're on a budget and don't have cash shop items, can juuuust slip by with the right dyes, crafted linen pants, whatever hat dyed charcoal grey, 400ish red crafter scrips for the top, whatever ring.
Only one of them is a General Purpose on the chest and even that you can replace with sunset orange for -1 point.
Get the fuck out of my yard.
you can't see anything without pinging an officer for role access
Does anyone erp on Odin?
Ok but I'm taking this duck
You can take my duck, too.
What can this thing actually reward? I've never tried it yet.
10k MGP just for participating, another 50k I think for getting 80+, and I believe a title for either getting all golds or getting a perfect 100. I'm not entirely sure on that last one.
10k MGP for participation
50k MGP for being above 80 points.
Each weekly participation unlocks more things from the boutique, glams and furniture stuff.
Is the spring shirt already available?
tfw made my first e-friend today
I am loving this game so far and it's driving me out of my shell! Too bad the semester is starting on Monday and I won't be able to play as much...
Neat. Guess I may as well throw myself at it if only for the 10k.
Literally everyone in this ls
This mod makes for funny images
Spring shirt finally avalible
There is not even a handfull in there that are good looking.
You make for funny images
I'm really new to this, please don't bully uwu
wont be able to play as much
say goodbye to your e-friend
OwO More, i'm close.
It dyes quite nicely too.
for me its the opposite
have stuff settled so I have stable free time to spend ingame
friends chaotic schedules pull them away for long periods and they don't want to come back to the game
I want to dye you.
On the inside In your womb Completely white
Would your friend really want to be your friend if he knew you were a frog poster? It's not too late to change your ways.
That's more time for you to work on that backlog user! Or, perhaps beating the single-player Final Fantasies if you haven't yet!
I literally never frog-post other than that image. I find it cute, sad and funny at the same time!
Eri or Pins, wich one should I go after? Wich one deserves my love?
Fug I almost got Lucky 7...
Eri is more exclusive so you don't have a chance without first being his friend. Pins is more welcoming but only when in the right mood to lewd
Finally finished the grind
Thanks fashion report for motivating me to get easy mgp
whoa, i didn't realize yysara was a mount now
Why do these 370 boots require a lvl 61 crafter to repair while the 370 legs only need a lvl 60 crafter?
dunno man people have been mounting him for years now
Nice glamour and it matches your character which is even better.
Yysara's no longer a mount. He renounced his ways and got webbed by Vjera. Please invest all of your mount stocks into the Mott market.
Maybe it's a bug?
That's not the level you need to repair them. That's your crafter level
That's some depressing news..
kek get rekt n00b
ded thread ded game
What's the cutest minion?
shiba or duck
Thanks for a sensible reply.
Why not both? At the same time? No really go flirt with Pins they secretly love it.
where all the lala at?
It's Fat cat, of course who wouldn't love this adorable minion!
The one that likes nuts
Fatcat doesn't hold up against shiba get outta here.
See, even user agrees
Fat cat superior to shiba in every way!
Reminder that Paissa is the best.
What server are these two cuties on?
Both would be too much for my heart. Thanks for the insight, but what about you Eri, a lost cause for me?
Does he also like: Deez Nutz?????
HA, GOT HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to FUCK that greasy sugi!
Do they put out?
For eachother only!
It's between the fatty fatcat, superior panda or the outrageous ferret.
Lol nope sorry you EU trash but Sandcat isn't the only one who likes lala. Besides hes with that nigger potato whatever their name is.
marry this cat
Are those the petnames Rena gives his cucks?
any heckin cute woofers want to climb in my woopyhole -w-
someone from here takes a pic of me lapsitting someone
accuses me of erping them
while in public infront of everyone when we have cloths on
Why are people from here so dumb?
You mean the potato that already cucked Sandcat by moving to a different game?
while in public infront of everyone when we have cloths on
People literally do that all the time you erpist.
Why and how are lalafells exceedingly cute?
mikha is asleep stop falseflagging
Made for dickings
How do you erp with cloths on?
Anyone of you losers loves dank memes?
Step 1: Unzip dick.
Step 2: Move aside panties
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
Around what point does HW gear start to outweigh augmented Ironworks?
lol virgin spotted
Sounds like you have some experience. Personally half the fun is seeing you naked so that sounds lame as fuck.
Looking at the picture the person wich lap was being used was in their small cloths as in beeing naked.
Diapie Time has ended
Naturally, Madotuski defecated a lot
See you tonight
he doesn't like clothed sex
What a lamer.
Well thats how you fuck in public
Good luck, mate.
Playing more than one game is "cucking" someone
You're from /pso2g/ aren't you? Is that you, Magik Missile of Ultros?
With your track record it won't be hard to get Yumi off you.
You have quite the obsession with defecation.
You sure you're not telling us something?
How many men have you "dated" now?
300lb JO monkey thinks he can keep a bf
The same way you have sex with clothes on. Silly user!
y-you too semen demon
apparently you got warned here recently
here's hoping for a ban soon!
No I got this time, I swear.
I'm not dating Yumi, we're just good friends!
Does this cat put out?
w-w-we are just friends
AKA you're cucking them and want to downplay the fallout when they leave you. I wish beepy would expose you again already.
Anyone wanna do this to me..?
He didn't even come back to Balmung. Christmas is cancelled.
ERP is text, not actual model on model interaction, in case you haven't noticed somehow.
Which? Suck you off or provide something for you to suck?
visit my house and sleep in my bed
he doesn't pose scenes
I bet you just telegram /tells to each other from different zones too you fucking amateur.
What? Be a manlet and look up to you?
Model interaction enhances the roleplay. Otherwise everyone would just stick to f-list and other smut sites.
Nyo, you missed that boat.
So has Pins forgiven you for talking shit behind their back? How about for sending your friends after him to get ERP logs which you jacked off to? Is he okay with all the lies you spread to get revenge on him?
When is Sandcat coming to Balmung?
I'm on Balmung now what?
Clothed sex and watching someone with a penis masturbate is a thing mommy needs a lot.
Nice. Good to know even if not the guy asking about soft i am without a FC as is
been in fcs/guilds like this in mmos before. Probably best to avoid that shit. Just means the same people flirting about 24/7 and nothing happening
fat men shouldn't call themselves mommy
LF cutie to cuddle pst
PST me F.A.
Not him but, considering doing that.. Question is... female alt or male main? Hum hum.
Happy Friday to you too!
Can you imagine being so assmad with someone denying you ERP that you stalk them and shitpost them on Veeky Forums?
Going afk for hours while lapsitting
Karethi went to sleep right after he came
Just admit it...
can you imagine erping in a video game
thought you were bigger than that pins
Can you imagine?
do people here really think they’re not virgins if they’ve erpd before
No I've never heard anybody say that
Male to make use of the gloryholes in the back room!
sorry i lied to you my house isnt furnished anymore
Im still coming over give me the deets
Less cringe than stalking someone and being that assmad.
BOOM You destroyed that nigga m8
He couldn't even reply
Why are you so annoyed at someone pointing out your ERP
How do i go about to set my chocobo's RGB to as close as 255, 255, 255 as possible?
The fattest, ugliest user!
do you think you're saving face by replying in such a way
not a single person here has said this unironically and i doubt anyone has even said it ironically
This is Phil.
No. Pins is cool
by googling "ffxiv chocobo dyeing"
I can't believe they locked you out of the pants store.
Nigga that loser is not me, I am the meme lover that everyone ignores
Make sure you rotate through the fruits, don't just do all of one kind then the next.
Poor Gold Ex...
Pins cool , but feel sorry for that cucked cat.
Can someone post a single uncensored image please? Curious how these dicks hold up...
Can I take part...
Which region has the nicest ruins?
Why are you so annoyed by someone denying you erp?
Send an application...
gilga shirogane 9/23
everybody replying to me is le one guy
i have no idea who the fuck youre even talking about and i posted
Can I join in without applying to the fc...
So what happened to Cinnamon Swirl? I never got to meet up with them.
I might then, I might. Worth a shot, worst case I'm just without a FC again and best case... well, who knows. Sky's the limit.
Not a catboy guy thot.. besides what's the fun if you let people try you out that easily? Still. Opinion taken into consideration ~ Although, knowing I am not a cat may lead you to want me to join on my female character instead.
There's a special guest access program, but you have to be one of momma sefra's good boys to qualify...
I love how I exposed your retardedness so hard you couldn't even reply
HA, GOT HE
What no I want to join but I can't do that
Nobody cares what kind of character you are my man, it's not an RP FC or anything!
Nigga see and apply yourself
Oh don't worry about it, I'm the one cucking him most of the time
Dude no one cares if you do or don't ERP, it's pure shitposting, enjoy your grown man cum and move on.
Alright, that made my day.
tfw my roommate didn't pay the net bill like he was supposed to and I can't play now
god intervening so you can go outside and meet girls
Why aren't you the one taking care of the most important thing in your life?
I hope he doesnt take care of the rent too
The Aery. Augmented Ironworks is equal (i130) to Sohm Al, so quest rewards after that period are also technically a higher item level
i’m gonna play my depression away, what will keep me the most occupied? i was considering progressing o7s with pugs but i’m worried that will depress me even more
is it time to level fisher?
But what if I like
We share the responsibilities here and the net is his job to pay.
The rent is my responsibility so its fine (As long as that idiot doesn't do this again)
you don’t like boys in the real world user
Fisher is just gonna leave you with a lot of time alone with your thoughts.
FSH just gives you a lot of time to sit and think. Don't level it unless you know for sure you're going to be doing something else like watching Netflix.
Are we talking "depression :(" or Depression?
I actually don't thank God I am not a faggot.
meowboys relaxing at home!
knowing this place, "depression :("
Yeah in this circumstance should get themselves a nice distracting podcast, musical playlist, something to watch, or an asmr car repair audio track.
Alternatively a fishing buddy to talk to.
I shouldn't even be surprised that this is the first thing you thought to post, Puttel
That's probably it, I just wanted to give the dude the benefit of the doubt.
Who is that and why would they do such a thing?
who are you going to pork with that?
Am I making dresses for a prostitute?
server? I'd level fisher with you, it's really comfy
I wouldn't try to prog with randoms cause it can get really bad, and leveling fsh alone will sink you into the deepest shit
A known lalafell leader and no one likes him.
Being a thot enabler
I've spent like all of SB unsure about this. I'm pretty sure that dialogue implies it, but then the story itself just points to dancing forever. Maybe she dances and then goes back to their place after?
did you rike it
nonyan im a catboy relaxing at home
Mebe come relax on relaxeus?
A person who lewds lalafells.
Isn't there a class of escort in Japan that might fuck but generally spends a lot of time just carousing with their clients? I may be thinking of something else.
put some pants on!
maymaycat do you like dank memes?
You're probably right, isnt there an escort service there that is literally cuddling and handholding only.
not lewding lalafells
look at this non degenerate
Geisha don't fuck, they just sing, recite poetry, dance, play instruments, and serve food/drinks. Then there's imitation geisha that are basically painted hookers and much less expensive.
piggy comedy strikes again
Yeah I guess, but it's 6 PM in Eorzea. Please put some clothes on
I might then, I might. Experienced roleplayer but not so much in ffxiv. Probably will at some point but, joining a pure RP guild may be a bad move. Especially if filled with erp guild drama/literal circlejerking.
Don't remember their name but, yeah. Guy versions too.
New members are more than welcomed!
Disciples of War > Disciples of Magic
She's a geisha. Since Kugane is akin to 17th century Japan (it being based on the historical island of Dejima), I think that her job is to dance and entertain the guests without providing sexual services.
RDM >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Disciples of War > Disciples of Magic
Why aren't you getting banned?
I pugged the dance!
Why would you do this to yourself and those poor pugs
Hello this is a no bully zone and you're not allowed to bully job choices
can't just jump up cliffs
What did I even become a dragoon for?
Because SAM is fun!
can i suck your cock
I dunno how
my ninja does more damage than you on that fight lol
Good job user, have this dank-ass meme!
I am being serious, good job
What's a funny way I can tell people in my search info that I am not a futa and are not into futa? Just writing "No futa!" seems a little rude, I wanna make people laugh at least...
Take a moment and think about the decisions that led to you asking this question.
I mean you at least understand that if you're gonna be naked it should be at night
you have plenty of experience getting banned putt
I mean I guess if you like getting slapped, punched, spit on and both physically and verbally abused in the process.
Female, male preference, females okay. I'm a men's rights activist"
Yeah with a weapon you fucking retard
It's just for fun! Don't be such a debbie downer.
Man they are ban and delete happy today, why couldn't they be like this during the fur fag spam?
Stop you're pressing all of my buttons.
im glad im not the only one who took this screenshot
I like boys too! I just don't like futanari. Transgenderism is ok as well!
when the dick has a higher polycount than the torso
Yeah that's why it works. You'll get all the guys, the girls and the otherkin but none of the futas.
This is my fetish
Will keep that in mind. Worth a shot at least!
The men's rights activist part is a little silly though.
I just bought a small house plot. Is it mine forever or is there some monthly fee to keep it for myself? I know that its gone if i dont log in for 45 days
Funny thing about it is this is with 8k body textures that were downscaled to 4k.
lol it's just stuck on there with no attempts to blend the model
Memes are good
Take your pants off
Does anyone like catboys?
Here's a special meme for you
me i do
Oof.I come here to shitpost and hang out with degenerates not to get turned on too.
I'm attention-starved, what do?
Do you want a catboy bf
sure do you like catboys
I do, server?
..Wrong image or wrong person?
Everyone except me loves catboys, no worries.
even more namefags
Someone needs to order an orbital bombardment on this shit general.
I dont get it
Nope to both
You don't? I am at a loss of words
Is this a new Chemo tactic, to spam the thread with random "on topic" images much like concept art fag last year?
You seem to be at a bit of a loss
I'm getting conflicting messages here..
Do you want them on or off?
Every day he just has that stupid smile..
Alright this one made me laugh.
Off, of course
This one's p gud
wow i actually didn’t think i would get any responses on this, i laid down in bed and stared at a wall but thank you, actually.
in this case it’s just a lot of stressful things added onto things out of my control so i just feel extra anxious. i’m gonna level fisher and watch dog videos. i have many friends in game and i’m probably not doing any favors ignoring them rn. thanks again!
Thanks for the (you)s guys, I only share the dankest of memes
Want a simple homely looking yard
It just looks fucking empty
Why am I so bad at this.
You do realise that some people just enjoy sharing pictures, yeah?
Catch these hands
anyone on mateus want some nsfw/sfw commissions for gil done?
There's not really a lot you can do with only 20 slots.
grow some fucking trees nigga
What do I get in return
Watch him complain about how spamming game-related pictures that isn't an avatar is chemospamming.
No worries. Explain the random map though, i think I may be a brainlet.
It's kinda neat though. put too much there and it just becomes messy. Maybe something more to be added but, yeah. You'll get there.
im going to snoozy now what's your name
Oh god it's another "Will this screen be nice and pleasant or will it contain a surprise willy? Only one way to find out!" xivg episode
Catboys are great!
You need some shrubs and maybe another tree or two. Maybe a pathway?
Around fifteen flowerpots just a suggestion
What do you want in return?
Is this f'tel
Good luck user. If you need any help don't hesitate ask here, we're all friends.
happiness and a o7s clear
I've cleared O7S for the week but if you want to forfeit the chest I can help
Can you put a small house on a large plot?
Look closely between and
It's an advanced meme it's okay if you don't get it now but you will eventually.
?? nyo im the catboy with the doodle posted above
we're all friends
Fuck you faggots, I don't give a single shit about either of you.
I dunno what to put in those 20 slots is the thing.
More plants it is my dudes
There's always one guy.
how do i get this mod
asking for a friend ofc
am i on r/ffxiv right now
I see it now but I don't get why you posted it. Relevant maymays are the best maymays such as the azure dragoon's loss. Ah well.
Sounds like a plan. You'll get there as said, there's no rush
until I come knocking asking for a tour of your little cottage.. and or you.
I am proud to say I've never been there, but you should definitely go back there, faggot.
you'd fit right in
meowboiz with dick texture need to post selfies NOW
Can I get one of those chocobo summoning standing stones as furniture?
Just report the willies! It's against the rules anyway... whether one likes them or not.
memes are art. Someday the power of memes will wake inside and you will think of me; your senpai and thank me.
That's what your mom said last night fgt
but i did already
It's a really weird time to be alive
Starting over on an alt character is actually kinda refreshing
I wish there was a mod to remove all the males from Ul'Dah.
Not after leveling 3 alts it ain't.
Every RP itt
Pretty much this, three characters total is my limit
Mate on my first character I was skipping dialog and cutscenes
who is this lala poster?
You heard me
I'd agree but the story and the levelling.. I want to die. Considering buying a boost desu but it's so pricy.
thank you needed that
why would you make so many alts
Im skipping dialogue on the alt, it also helps that on coeurl atm they're giving a bunch of bonus exp for new characters
Time is much more valuable than money. Plus, you would almost spend that same amount on subscription fees going through the game, so...
You OK, dude?
certain servers have bonus exp for new characters atm, I'm overlvled by 10 lvls from just doing the msq
I get bored of RPing on one character too much. Need the others to switch it up. Plus making up backstories is fun.
hej rather than hey... f-fellow swede or nordic at all? Please be on Balmung
mind if i fuck your wife?
no im just memeposting sorry
Hej hej hej
unironically distributing mods through discord
FYI! Balmung is now open for CC.
Are you cuck? have you met Pewdiepie?
Heeeey a fellow memer. Good job memeing that Sweed
How am I not banned yet.
Put some clothes on!
welcome to 3 days ago
most scandis are on odin you nerd
It closes later during the day so I just thought I'd inform people that it is currently open if they have time/the desire to.
They're referring to the fact it isn't blocking new characters at the moment. It closes up every day, but these hours are the only window when new characters can be made.
I wanna do this to you pls let me
Hej Hej Monika
idk keep posting please
Where do I get one of those?
*comically winds up my arm for 27 whole seconds before bapping*
Anyone on aether wants/needs to do anything? video games related
It’s okay for me to parse purple with a gear advantage over 95% of the playerbase.
It’s not OK to move the goalposts, but it’s OK for me to make excuses for not parsing as high as the best ranged DPS players this game has to offer. It’s not OK to compare me to them because they spend hours wiping with a perfect composition and don’t just parse high naturally.
It’s not OK to post my grey parses, but it’s OK for me to hide them and cherrypick my best logs when my medians would be green or grey. I don’t need my logs showing because I have all purples.
It’s OK for me to clear on week 4 with people who have already cleared. I was not carried.
The dick store.
I'm busy teaching someone to install it so I only have this last one right meow
Yeah I need to catch some Silken Koi.
I guess. Burnt a lot of cash trying to get Amakusa on FGO too though... You are making a valid point though plus it'd not make me hate the game.
Nice but, I'd rather have my alts with my main on Balmung. Pain to get in again.
I know but roleplaying servers are livelier. More friendo potential.
and I may want to roleplay again. Balmung may close for a long time after this
The amount of ban evading fags here, Jesus
whoever made this is just as sick as vjera
did vjera actually try to make excuses as to why those two are so much better than him?
It is our duty and burden to contain them here.
Whooooaaaaa thx u
I've been reporting them forever to no avail
I don't like Vjera and I would appreciate it if you didn't remind everyone that they exist on such a regular basis. The only people I dislike more than them is the number of idiots that lack a spine and get webbed
It takes a true level of self-worship and narcissism to simply respond to such comparisons with anything other than, “Yeah I’m not the best like they are, so what?”
Reading that image gave me flashbacks to when people made fun of Abe for parsing grey.
composition + catering shouldn't be underestimated in reading logs
I'm sure there's a gap in personal skill level too compared to Rinchan for sure
The only fucking thing similar here is the colour red, you idiot.
No Sefra is the best BRD in the world Rinchan can't compare
Okay, but the point of this image is to show that someone can parse 100th percentile without the class that caters them the most while Vjera implies that same person only parses high because they’re catered to. Worse players would parse green or blue and blame it on not having a Dragoon.
What about, "Queue as a tank/healer then swap to dps once you're in the dungeon."
The entire point is that one of them actually did have a DRG, the other didn't
Strip triple triad?
Can't you not change classes in duties?
That's the brainlet tier mate
Would striple triad be round based or flip based?
Sarang Rie only has a 100th percentile median on Guardian because of catering, he’s not as good as Vjera.
Official Ranged DPS tier list
ELDER GOD TIER
MID TIER/CATERED TIER
Rinchan Nau and Sarang Rie
WORSE THAN SHIT TIER
Games are pretty quick right? I would say round based, let the tension build.
I want to give this lalafell
Actual fucking clothing!
I love this post.
Awww you didn't like my post-ironic dank-ass memes?
Are yellow scrip crafting tools okay or should I go for crafted?
abe is a professional overwatch and scholar player now
make it better and post lalas please
ok here you go me on the right
you're not wrong worse players do parse green or blue and blame it on not having a DRG, you can play well and get purple without a DRG for sure with the gear (and maybe even without?)
but you're still reading fflogs incorrectly
also you're comparing mch to brd and a relatively incompetent group to a pretty competent one
you have to look at logs pretty much as a whole typically to determine someones performance, I don't care enough to look too much closer but the healer setup also matters a lot
typically the first thing I do to check someone's performance is just glance at uptime as well as casts/skills used given how long the fight was
but man rinchan's mch is so sexy, makes me wanna play ranged
cant use the enhanced scale textures and the fixed dick mod texture at the same time because i cant edit for shit
Also, more important question. What's the second best thing to buy for mendacity aside from the chest piece?
Shitty taste, Lolifell. You're helping make this thread bad.
Vjera is being compared to the two players that he gave excuses for not being as good as them, yes. Correct.
yysara webbed by vjamal
is nobody safe from him?
The -entire point- is that Vjera gave excuses that don't apply but DO apply to the person making excuses. You cannot seriously be so dumb that you can't comprehend that. Read it with me
Comparing the average player to someone with a dedicated meme meta comp group
It’s not about comparing BRD to MCH, and even then MCH is more dependent on a DRG than BRD is because 100% of it’s damage is effected by piercing.
It wasn’t about comparing BRD to MCH though it was about showing that these players aren’t actually catered and REEEE over their parses to as Sefra tried to imply
dont call me that i like all races though most of the art i find is lala x cat either male or female
theres some male ra x lala too
Why are there never good fanart threads on /c/ or /cm/?
Please help me expand my FFXIV collection.
cute, I wish I had a catboy too
Abe’s actually top 500 in OW I think he could go pro
okay I laughed
I am glad that people managed to share my enjoyment with the dank memes
Honestly, the Au Ra and Cat memes annoy me. I have an Au Ra and all but, I dunno. when it becomes one of those obsessions so many seem to have it just becomes dull. "Oh, another au ra. oh another cat." there's attractive ones mind you but still. Buttt yeah. I get it. artists follow the memes too.
Jamal claims that a player only gets high parses because he has a dedicated meme comp
Player lacks the single highest DPS contribution class and parses 100th anyway
Yysara misses the point entirely in his blind defense of a 7 foot tall nigger
not even, I know I shouldn't expect much from here, but I try to hammer into people reading fflogs correctly because it forms some pretty poisonous mindsets in this game, all the way to people in o8s I pug with sometimes
yea one can be more humble, but I don't think she'd think she's as good as Rinchan, and meme meta is pretty difficult to determine when the player being compared is a MCH I'd agree
I glanced at Sarang's stuff because I was genuinely interested, and that guy is nearly as catered as can be, he's probably still good to put up 100 percentile yes, but it doesn't mean hes the best by any stretch
I just know Rinchan is good from alex
"I still love you, you know."
I have to be level 10 to unlock other classes, right?
when you get Culinarian to 70
mfw torn between hating them and still caring for them despite having no reason to give a shit anymore
It's a hard-knock life, for us
meme meta is difficult to determine with a MCH
no DRG + a summoner, as a ranged DPS that gets even more damage from DRG than a BRD does
come on dude
I still haven't cleared o7s.
Is it time to give up and wait until next raid tier?
I just want you to know I've been saving all of these.
am i banned yet
Replying twice to say this though: Lalafells are cute as buttons so good choice there in my eyes. Only exception is Lalafells with beards I do not get the appeal.
Are you me?
I want to /hug this Elezen.
Can i spam deltascape for Deltascape crystaloids now? Or it's still only one per week. My weapon is shit
clips twitch tv/FamousLovelyVampirePanicBasket
please tell me someone has a repload of this i know you people love cringe
Thanks a lot mates
Evidently so. Hope you feel better than I do.
One per week :^), it's not going to change for another month or two.
im getting there but when i see them with someone else it still stings
only tiny chestlet cats using the mod
This is lame
need lumber for furniture
can't make it because stat requirements
don't underestimate ast + sch on top of a good party vs an alright one, and then in the aforementioned picture, it's clearly not the optimal dps group and it shows in the parse
I don't know enough about MCH personally and I'm too lazy to open up the log either, but my last point to make is you can do good shit without your preferred comp, but then you could probably be doing even better, how strongly a DRG vs AST + SCH should be weighted for the ranged I don't know and I'm pretty sure you don't either down to a precise level, on top of clear speeds always making things more elusive to get down to a very pinpoint level
here is one of my rankings, the #1 is 6167.8
it's 4th week and you have like 8 more before 4.3
I shitposted for like half the thread. I am feeling like the king of memes right now.
New thread when?
This is the last thread.
when a tank refuses to tank
Why do you play one then you cunt.
sefra didn't clear week 4, there were 3 god kefka parses posted and she has 2 diamond weapons
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