/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Booteefool
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Playboyize
Playboyize

First for don't lewd lalafel!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Can't dismount on perfectly plain places
DEFEND THIS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's an easy DPS class for a new player to learn?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Well I guess that's kinda neat

imgur.com/a/l95lB

Emberfire
Emberfire

Black Mage, starting with Thaumaturge

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Main Hand: Chantico Lucis
Head: False Mustache
Body: Gallymaster's Whites
Hands: Werewolf Arms
Legs: Survival Halfslops
Feet: Any dyeable
Right Ring: Master Culinarian's Ring

Have at ye.

girlDog
girlDog

not allowed

cum2soon
cum2soon

What am I looking at?

askme
askme

i feel like the tip should still be a pinkish/red instead of the white

DeathDog
DeathDog

this is cringe.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm an idiot who can't edit things so I just used what was in there. I mean maybe there are texture packs to fix It but I didn't wanna change from the darker scales

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

[email protected] post

new player then i'd say Archer then get to 50 and unlock RDM

whereismyname
whereismyname

testicles
no thanks

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dragoon

Emberfire
Emberfire

Samurai or rdm.

Probably RDM since they don't need positionals or any mp management

RumChicken
RumChicken

Can't go to the top of the Imperial tower in the Fringes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Thaumaturge/Black mage then swap to RDM at lv50

Soft_member
Soft_member

I need to be 50 for those, so can't quite do them yet.

SniperGod
SniperGod

[email protected] posting

DeathDog
DeathDog

Oh, sorry i forgot it said new player. Then yeah do blm/archer up to 50 and unlcock either of those jobs

likme
likme

Is RDM as simple as it looks in some of these videos? Lots of these other classes look like they need to pay attention to quite a few things, but they don't. Are they fun?

Techpill
Techpill

would you two ERP together?

Methshot
Methshot

I want to pull on your hair

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

they're fun if you like simplicity, they're not super boring, a million times more fun than drg imho.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Does it count if I want to erp with them both?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Its arguably the easiest job in the game, its practically a snooze fest desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why the hair!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

RDM is pretty simple but I still find it to be decent fun.
I find MCH the most fun but curse the flippy moves when your shots heat up

WebTool
WebTool

Update me on vjamal lore, is being a tranny part of his christmas cake persona or is that another lie?

RavySnake
RavySnake

First thing I thought of, honestly
I need something to hang on to or you'll just fall over

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fall over? Are we near a cliff cause that is dangerous. Or maybe asleep?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Mikha doesn't ERP btw

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why do grown ass men make the nastiest characters

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Maybe both who knows
Remember kids: Aftercare is very important

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just not with you, faggot.

TechHater
TechHater

Not Like This

WebTool
WebTool

Because for some reason these grown ass men want gross ass thots

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

why dont you post your misshapen abomination then

SniperWish
SniperWish

You gotta be careful they break easy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Machinist questline in a nutshell.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Green is a nasty color.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I disagree. I think it's a perfect colour and you should be on my dick right now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

a basic grasp of color theory/matching could do them a world of wonders.

how about spend some time in cc so you don't look like an abortion

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

any crafters on balmung who can make a book?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wrong picture!

cum2soon
cum2soon

What kind of book?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yeah, tell me where to meet ya as long as its not the 350 one.

TreeEater
TreeEater

So yours is even worse and that's why you don't dare to post it. classic.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's when it gets fun, though

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

which?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why are female Elezen so cute?

Techpill
Techpill

Poor Mezzu...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

lmao if you think that's the case you are plum retarded. you and i both know that no matter what i post you'll be like "y-you're just as bad!" *screams about how two tone hair and badly modded tits are fine*

TechHater
TechHater

Not many of people care about that they just want cute/sexy outfits

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Who is this cat?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

no body said that the modded tits were good, and highlights can look fine. just not often, stop projecting.

likme
likme

Do you have the materials? I can meet you somewhere to craft it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The same reason Male Elezen are so Chad. Elezen is the perfect race.

w8t4u
w8t4u

yysara confirmed that it's a girl since they raid together. some user said he gets his girlfriend to talk on mic so they can scam people together. nobody actually knows the truth

whereismyname
whereismyname

Toriyama gave so little of a shit about Launch that she literally just wandered over to another series

idontknow
idontknow

I mean as long as they're happy with their own character that's all that really matters, right?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Launch was fucking great

takes2long
takes2long

failing eyesight at that age

Methnerd
Methnerd

Where are the meowbois

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

they're gonna kiss aren't they

Methnerd
Methnerd

does gyalva just sit on that bench and erp all day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

needed to get glasses in 5th grade

Snarelure
Snarelure

Here's my old one

RavySnake
RavySnake

Gilgamesh

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

She definitely didn't see it coming

whereismyname
whereismyname

Make a cat like that
Actually believing them don't erp behind their bfs back
Btw they're also from Veeky Forums
lmao

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

STORM OF BLOOD
BORN FROM BLOOD
OF OUR FALLEN BROTHERS

JunkTop
JunkTop

You... I like you.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yes.
Karethi does the same, they just sit there all day waiting for someone to hit on them

FastChef
FastChef

I'm busy contemplating what the hell to put in my new chocobo house

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

stuck with this boring ass theme until 2019 at best
end me

King_Martha
King_Martha

A chocobo

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

chcobo house

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT WOULD BE A FUCKING CAT BOY WHO BUILT THAT SHIT

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I like you, you've got a good head on your shoulders.

farquit
farquit

S
heh
It's including the leg most of the time when they surf the sephirot evil full on made up of half a black mage

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

guys wtf is a sward

MPmaster
MPmaster

a ward for the letter S

King_Martha
King_Martha

the futa mod is the best thing that has happened to this game
male characters are on suicide watch, just fanta already, you have nothing worthwhile left

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw bored.

wat do?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sward is one possible but dated pronunciation of I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me no habloMe drown sorrow in that DiabloMe found bravery in my bravadoDJs need to listen to the modelsYou ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?(You ain't got no Yeezy, nigga?Stupid, but what the hell do I know?m just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flowAnd my chick in that new Phoebe PhiloSo much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hang out with me? Server?

takes2long
takes2long

the dong pokes out of dresses if you have emperors breeches on underneath
o i am laffin

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Between machinist and bard, which involves less ping-unfriendly stuff like double weaving? Which is better for relaxed play?

Booteefool
Booteefool

It seemed to fit the neighborhood

5mileys
5mileys

BRD
MCH has quite a bit of double weaving once you enter Overheat+Wildfire

hairygrape
hairygrape

Poor Mezzu

massdebater
massdebater

When are they gonna make the gold saucer cross server...? It's always so dead in here

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

sweet i can erp with them

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why are you using that mod though it looks so bad

girlDog
girlDog

Noted. Bard it is.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it's fine for an alpha
males are just mad that no,one will use them anymore

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

he missed out on the Gold Saucer instance crashing for the entire day of Make It Rain event on Balmung
I fucking love event days on Balmung. It's going to be even better now with the tons of transfers.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

post latest drama

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw balmung is back to perma locked
I want to die

WebTool
WebTool

I hate shit like that though. Why would I want the instance to be crashed all day?

JunkTop
JunkTop

It's closer to how it was back in 2.0. It opens up in the early mornings for a good amount of time.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fuck you, post minions instead.

Playboyize
Playboyize

You have weeks to do events in this game, if you're not there people watching on day 1 and enjoying the crowd I don't know why you're playing an MMO.
"I'll wait for the crowd to die down" WHY that's the amusing part.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Byakko Cub has nice taste in minions

Inmate
Inmate

There's a male one too though

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Not everybody enjoys reading what autists have to say in chat. You act like it's some sort of sense of accomplishment that everybody is packed in the tuna can that is Balmung.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Any subby lalafells want that hot guac on their fat little thighs?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

:3c

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't lewd the lala

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yeah but previously a lot of people asked males to pose with them in pica but now that there's a futa mod, there is no need to stoop so low anymore
it's great and now all pics will only have cute girls, some of which have a nice girlcock!
desu don't really see why someone made a mod for males in the first place

Methnerd
Methnerd

You'll find that lalas can be perverse little demons

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

They need to be purified!

Inmate
Inmate

vjera wishes he would be half as attractive and nice

Skullbone
Skullbone

would eat off that

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

does vjera actually hate ftelor

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

send them to me and ill purify them...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Vjango unleashed hates every real xivg girl which is why he gets his orbiters to shitpost them all the time

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lol. Their head is so far up their own ass they don't have the attention span to hate anyone who doesn't directly interfere with the pig farm.

Evilember
Evilember

Why don't you..?

WebTool
WebTool

Any subby lalafells want that hot guac on their fat little thighs?
Lalafells are NOT for eating.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because she isn't in front of me right now.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Literally how could anyone hate F'telor? She's literally the nicest person in this general

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That puffy vulva sure is.

farquit
farquit

That's too bad, user..

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because jealous trannies and virgins that are mad cause she's with proci exist

WebTool
WebTool

I am the defender of the males. I only befriend male characters. I only acknowledge male characters. If a female character speaks to me I log out and cleanse myself with holy water. If my friends (god forbid) lose their senses and fantasia to a female character I immediately buy them a fantasia and demand they change back to a cute male character or they WILL be blocked and reported to Square Enix for negatively impacting my gaming experience. I am on good terms with Yoshida-san. When I enter duty roulettes the first thing I do is examine the party. If I am not the sole female in the group I will take my leave immediately. I do not pay my subscription to be exposed to such unenjoyable filth and I will not have it. If I am not surrounded by male characters at all times I break out in hives. I will not have it. I. Will. Not. Have. It. Is this clear? Blink once for yes if it is clear. Unless you are a female character in which case you are not to look in my general direction.

DeathDog
DeathDog

It really is

TreeEater
TreeEater

no he's just very good at what he does
t. stalker

do you do lewd stuff with no strings attached

Skullbone
Skullbone

i love meriaposting hours

Flameblow
Flameblow

Im a girl irl and I want to have a yuri eb with you...is this possible if I play catboy?

SniperGod
SniperGod

This is out of context del

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Let's make it happen again

Techpill
Techpill

Looking right at you

Spamalot
Spamalot

no he's just very good at what he does
Except that he's pretty mediocre and that he does indeed spend 90% of his time erping.

Playboyize
Playboyize

get a tell on Balmung
we chat for a while
mention I don't RP
they just walk off
H-Heh..

FastChef
FastChef

Yes if you catch me in the right mood for lewd

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

aaaargrrrgh!!

I'm already happily EB'd, sorry! I'm sure there are plenty of weird midlanders out there though.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Apologize to me and every other Lalafell player RIGHT NOW

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I don't trust you to do it right!

King_Martha
King_Martha

She actually likes girls more than she likes guys due to personal reasons but go ahead and good luck, user.

cum2soon
cum2soon

They completly ignored my /tell
I'm sad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

One is busy mewling and the other? Well it's rude to talk with your mouth full

farquit
farquit

*stares harder than before* NOW WHAT ,HUH ?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Post long dogs

Snarelure
Snarelure

Pumpable Pins

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm actually not into other girls at all so you really should look into getting a better informant! Maybe one that doesn't go by names like Shady Joe or Trustworthy Bob.

Yoshida-san WILL be hearing about this mark my words.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Chocobed when?

Evilember
Evilember

Sorry, user!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Are you and Red going to ever meet up IRL?

Supergrass
Supergrass

But you are the weirdest midlander of all, why settle for anyone else?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is this every AST quest?

5mileys
5mileys

I will DESTROY Yoshida-Oyaji

takes2long
takes2long

you just haven't found the right woman yet

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nah, some have you gaze off into the distance

Techpill
Techpill

Laurentius, a horrible individual that sold maps and supplies to the Garleans gets invited to the Company Alphinaud is forming

Nothing bad can happen from this.

WebTool
WebTool

hohoho

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Careful, you might get the patented Pins Pump™

TreeEater
TreeEater

Please post the uncensored

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No i'll get banned

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

longdogs

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'd like to order 1 "Let's pump each other Pins style" please

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Join Soft!

Firespawn
Firespawn

ywn give this pump the reach around while pumping said pump

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm already in an fc though

StonedTime
StonedTime

You can just post an imgur link dummy

King_Martha
King_Martha

kick serys and sure

takes2long
takes2long

Wow that's amazing!

Techpill
Techpill

i tried and it didnt work, stop this dumb meme

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

There's nothing there anyway, that was taken before I got the mod

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nah, i play a male.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

But I'm in a mem fc

Evilember
Evilember

What type of races do you like, any favorites?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I only play with Lalafells sorry

5mileys
5mileys

Middies, cats, lizard, highlanders really

cum2soon
cum2soon

why not
he just pretends to be a top in the thread

w8t4u
w8t4u

Whites.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't you want to get laid?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

elf rump

WebTool
WebTool

Anyone wanna do an expert?

DeathDog
DeathDog

give up on winning a chocobo race, decide to just afk it for challenge log progress
tab in to see how its going
im in 1st and win by like 6 seconds
Im legit worse at this than just AFKing, thats kind of sad

JunkTop
JunkTop

Can someone ask sandcat if he would consider changing to either his dadlander or elezendad?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

throw up a pf if you're on aether.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Serys is cute

takes2long
takes2long

Not really no. I don't to join a FC where only ~10% people will even talk to me while the rest ignores me cause my video game character doesn't make their dingles hard.
I'll rather join a FC where I can actually play with people.

askme
askme

more

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

this is all I have

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What's Balmungs best raid FCs if you want to wind down after raid in the quicksands?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Balmung?

Emberfire
Emberfire

ERP is considered getting 'laid'
Generations of breeding has led to this point.

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's up, password is 1331

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

no

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Ya know what thanks for pointing that out, that totally didn't occur to me when I was typing it out

MPmaster
MPmaster

Generations of breeding has also led to people ordering well done steaks and smothering them with ketchup

TreeEater
TreeEater

plenty of breeding in soft
join today!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fuck you, asshole, it tastes good.

DeathDog
DeathDog

This is the worst offender by far.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Last time I had a medium steak I was sick for over a week, can't bring myself to eat beef now

farquit
farquit

males
getting laid in Soft
hahahahaha
is this before or after you tell him to fanta into a catgirl

5mileys
5mileys

This new futa mod has led to a surge of patients reporting oral trauma, just open wide and say "Aahhhh" and i'll take a look at the damage.
Mmm, yes I see, spent the evening with Pins too? This should take care of the sore throat.

TreeEater
TreeEater

eating undercooked food

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

absolute fucking cringe

jesus christ

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Blue or rare is undercooked, medium is cooked, well done is overcooked and bordering on dry. Smothering it with ketchup is actually a sin

Snarelure
Snarelure

Medium-rare is the patrician steak choice

Emberburn
Emberburn

Speaking from experience?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Good taste

farquit
farquit

It isn't as autistic as the other posts in this thread.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Anyone want to use me as a toilet?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it's worse

happy_sad
happy_sad

What would be the best way to cook a paissa?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sure, race?

hairygrape
hairygrape

People in Ul'dah using the lalafell diaper mod.
Jesus fucking christ, why?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Miqo'te, Seeker

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Does quality matter at all when crafting furniture?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Medium rare

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Stuffed into a chocobo and roasted in a oven.

likme
likme

Nope, its impossible to HQ furniture anyway so its wasted effort.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Unironically the worst post in the thread

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No, you dumb fuck. Have you ever seen a High quality couch on the MB?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Something like that seriously exists?

TreeEater
TreeEater

No, so don't worry about it. There is no HQ furniture.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

paissas are for punting, not cooking

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why are you so aggresive
Did you get cucked recently

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I know this is a blue board but do links to NSFW imgurs really get deleted?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No, because you can't HQ the furniture. It's only a factor because
1. They're too lazy to remove it for things that can't be made High Quality
2. It leads to more exp, but it's completely pointless to anyone to pad furniture quality even as a levelling method because furniture itself is bad experience

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I mean isn't a dick that isn't futa usually more appealing to you erpers?
Heat and a skillet would work

Bidwell
Bidwell

Boy or girl?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

waiting on a solo dps for expert for more than 5 minutes
but why

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Girl of course!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No point trying to list HQ furniture pieces for a markup then, I guess.

5mileys
5mileys

Yes, an EB for two years...I'm sorry.

likme
likme

There are 3 certenties in this world.

Death
Taxes
And miqo'te male being shit at tanking

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no, almost nobody cares about males
you have 3 groups of people: doms who force themselves so hard that nobody wants to erp with them, subs who only thirst over futa, and rusemasters

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nope, not at all. HQ weapon glamours only sell for a markup just as a proof of crafter pride

Supergrass
Supergrass

Futa just combines the only good part of a man with the best parts of women.
Futa is much more preferred in ERP circles.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm trying my hardest

TreeEater
TreeEater

Master CUL ring is the Gold.
Got CUL to 60, but never made anything.
Have to craft 100 unique items not.
This fucking sucks. Holy shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yes.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Bloody weirdos

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sounds great. Hope you like dominant Elezen ladies.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I did too user, we'll get through it

Playboyize
Playboyize

Oh absolutely, they're wonderful!
Discord?

RavySnake
RavySnake

evens resub tomorrow because i am bored
odds go to sleep
zero post butt

massdebater
massdebater

tfw none of those
then again i play my fem char if i want to erp anyways cause i can't get anything on my male

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Good night friend.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Post butt anyway. I mean if you're going to sleep you might as well

SniperGod
SniperGod

I'm not seeing how the evens and odds are mutually exclusive.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

night user

5mileys
5mileys

Do you like catboys?

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's yours?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I see a lot wrong with the fact you aren't on Balmung

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Orga#4270

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

does anyone here like gruff highlander males?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Just so you know, when we say males we mean actual male characters not female characters that say they are male.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Has anyone gotten around to creating a new set of previews for the various voice selections in character creation?

Ever since that one 2hufag deleted all their videos, the only alternative (that I've personally been able to find) is Seanz3... but he only has a limited selection and he stopped uploading over a year ago.

Ultimately, just looking for femroe battle voices.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Great, I'll message you soon

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I feel dumb. I doing aether current quests because I want to fly. While flying to the targets

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This person understands
Go Balmung already

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

H-how soon?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Fucking delete this cursed image.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm driving home right now so I can't really say for sure but it won't be too long.
Do you have to go soon?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are you using someone's two seater mount to fly to them? I refused to do this for people when they asked me on my old server because I believe that Aether Currents must be experienced first hand. I also refused to fly anyone to the Lochs bridge current because that is the pinnacle of the current experience

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don't post and drive, user!

FastChef
FastChef

No i bought skip for alt and saw the current quests on HW zones. I assumed I had to do them to fly

girlDog
girlDog

pins topped me once it was ok/10

Playboyize
Playboyize

friend fantasias into a lala but keeps erping
I feel disgusted, what do?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

unfriend them wordlessly

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Let them do what they want or drop them faggot. Those are your only options.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Don't worry, I only do it when at a traffic light!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Mash that popoto.

likme
likme

not enjoying all versions and facets of a food

Literal tastelet

I enjoy well done, medium well and medium rare

Blue rare isnt good for you though dont eat that

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

this

Illusionz
Illusionz

Shame your character is so ugly, I have a cute boy alt for this express purpose.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

To members and former members of Soft- what is the FC like? I wanna hear the good and bad

Methshot
Methshot

tfw i actually unfriend people that fanta into males
they always turn into thirstlords whenever they fanta so its best to cut them off

RumChicken
RumChicken

Literal hugbox ERP faggot fc, you dont need to know anything else

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I have summoned all 4 pieces of the forbidden one

iluvmen
iluvmen

I dislike well done, it's the only one I dislike. It's bordering on dry, it isn't quite dry but it's getting there. It works for certain steaks, but not all and the ones that it does work for are still personally more enjoyable for me when medium well or medium rare

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

A bunch of man hating trannies and virgins that froth at the mouth whenever a man goes near them.
Just look at chaika's or emi's posts in the discord

WebTool
WebTool

I'll get hugs?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's like a cold bottle of dos equis

happy_sad
happy_sad

Massive hugbox to the point where nothing is ever done by the officers
Barely anybody plays the game outside of doing their daily expert
The most active members are all severely depressed and announce it at every opportunity
Extremely clique-ish

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Chaika
Holy shit is that loser still around? I haven't seen word of him since I was in the /xivg/ Discord. Figured he would have gone active shooter by now, or at least killed himself.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

nothing was ever done by the officers before it became a hugbox anyway

SniperWish
SniperWish

What if they made dyes unlocks and just made it so you needed some disposable item to apply them, along with increasing the amount of different colors significantly?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Extremely clique-ish
Are we talking DRAKN levels?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I don't know much about DRAKN but probably not. The biggest one is Serys AKA Milly's clique that constant dotes on her.

Emberburn
Emberburn

He posts in the soft discord every day

w8t4u
w8t4u

Kek

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nyanja cat

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

her
kek

Bidwell
Bidwell

Can we join that discord?
invite pls

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If you're on a budget and don't have cash shop items, can juuuust slip by with the right dyes, crafted linen pants, whatever hat dyed charcoal grey, 400ish red crafter scrips for the top, whatever ring.
Only one of them is a General Purpose on the chest and even that you can replace with sunset orange for -1 point.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Get the fuck out of my yard.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you can't see anything without pinging an officer for role access

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Does anyone erp on Odin?

viagrandad
viagrandad

No

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ok but I'm taking this duck

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You can take my duck, too.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What can this thing actually reward? I've never tried it yet.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yes me~

iluvmen
iluvmen

Intials?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

[email protected] post

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

10k MGP just for participating, another 50k I think for getting 80+, and I believe a title for either getting all golds or getting a perfect 100. I'm not entirely sure on that last one.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

10k MGP for participation
50k MGP for being above 80 points.
Each weekly participation unlocks more things from the boutique, glams and furniture stuff.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

S.B

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Post logs

askme
askme

Is the spring shirt already available?

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw made my first e-friend today
I am loving this game so far and it's driving me out of my shell! Too bad the semester is starting on Monday and I won't be able to play as much...

idontknow
idontknow

Neat. Guess I may as well throw myself at it if only for the 10k.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Literally everyone in this ls
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/18577348462989087/

RavySnake
RavySnake

This mod makes for funny images

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Spring shirt finally avalible

viagrandad
viagrandad

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/18577348462989087/
There is not even a handfull in there that are good looking.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Spuki wtf

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You make for funny images

Evilember
Evilember

I'm really new to this, please don't bully uwu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

wont be able to play as much
say goodbye to your e-friend

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Sexy nerd

massdebater
massdebater

OwO More, i'm close.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It dyes quite nicely too.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

for me its the opposite
have stuff settled so I have stable free time to spend ingame
friends chaotic schedules pull them away for long periods and they don't want to come back to the game

King_Martha
King_Martha

I want to dye you.

On the inside
In your womb
Completely white

Snarelure
Snarelure

Would your friend really want to be your friend if he knew you were a frog poster? It's not too late to change your ways.

StonedTime
StonedTime

post album

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Y-you too

massdebater
massdebater

That's more time for you to work on that backlog user! Or, perhaps beating the single-player Final Fantasies if you haven't yet!

I literally never frog-post other than that image. I find it cute, sad and funny at the same time!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Eri or Pins, wich one should I go after? Wich one deserves my love?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Fug I almost got Lucky 7...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Eri is more exclusive so you don't have a chance without first being his friend. Pins is more welcoming but only when in the right mood to lewd

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Finally finished the grind
Thanks fashion report for motivating me to get easy mgp

Techpill
Techpill

Sure

Firespawn
Firespawn

whoa, i didn't realize yysara was a mount now

whereismyname
whereismyname

Why do these 370 boots require a lvl 61 crafter to repair while the 370 legs only need a lvl 60 crafter?

farquit
farquit

dunno man people have been mounting him for years now

takes2long
takes2long

Nice glamour and it matches your character which is even better.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yysara's no longer a mount. He renounced his ways and got webbed by Vjera. Please invest all of your mount stocks into the Mott market.

5mileys
5mileys

Maybe it's a bug?

Spamalot
Spamalot

That's not the level you need to repair them. That's your crafter level

farquit
farquit

That's some depressing news..

SniperWish
SniperWish

...
Oh

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

kek get rekt n00b

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ded thread ded game

WebTool
WebTool

What's the cutest minion?

Supergrass
Supergrass

shiba or duck

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Thanks for a sensible reply.

idontknow
idontknow

Me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why not both? At the same time?
No really go flirt with Pins they secretly love it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

where all the lala at?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's Fat cat, of course who wouldn't love this adorable minion!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wind-up Airship

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The one that likes nuts

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fatcat doesn't hold up against shiba get outta here.

Skullbone
Skullbone

hi

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pins
See, even user agrees

Supergrass
Supergrass

You called?

Lunatick
Lunatick

/pet

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fat cat superior to shiba in every way!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Reminder that Paissa is the best.

WebTool
WebTool

What server are these two cuties on?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Both would be too much for my heart. Thanks for the insight, but what about you Eri, a lost cause for me?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

balmung

King_Martha
King_Martha

thank yoy

Bidwell
Bidwell

Does he also like: Deez Nutz?????

HA, GOT HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want to FUCK that greasy sugi!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Do they put out?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

For eachother only!

Bidwell
Bidwell

eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/4008741/

idontknow
idontknow

damn

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's between the fatty fatcat, superior panda or the outrageous ferret.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lol nope sorry you EU trash but Sandcat isn't the only one who likes lala. Besides hes with that nigger potato whatever their name is.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'm gonna marry this cat

JunkTop
JunkTop

Are those the petnames Rena gives his cucks?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

any heckin cute woofers want to climb in my woopyhole -w-

Soft_member
Soft_member

whats that

Playboyize
Playboyize

someone from here takes a pic of me lapsitting someone
accuses me of erping them
while in public infront of everyone when we have cloths on

Why are people from here so dumb?

Methshot
Methshot

You mean the potato that already cucked Sandcat by moving to a different game?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

mumu...

Spamalot
Spamalot

Karethi...

Methshot
Methshot

while in public infront of everyone when we have cloths on
People literally do that all the time you erpist.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why and how are lalafells exceedingly cute?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

mikha is asleep stop falseflagging

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Made for dickings

SniperWish
SniperWish

How do you erp with cloths on?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

and lickings

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone of you losers loves dank memes?

Techpill
Techpill

Step 1: Unzip dick.
Step 2: Move aside panties
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Around what point does HW gear start to outweigh augmented Ironworks?

5mileys
5mileys

lol virgin spotted

Firespawn
Firespawn

Sounds like you have some experience. Personally half the fun is seeing you naked so that sounds lame as fuck.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Looking at the picture the person wich lap was being used was in their small cloths as in beeing naked.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Diapie Time has ended

Naturally, Madotuski defecated a lot

See you tonight

MPmaster
MPmaster

he doesn't like clothed sex
What a lamer.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Well thats how you fuck in public

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Good luck, mate.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Playing more than one game is "cucking" someone
You're from /pso2g/ aren't you? Is that you, Magik Missile of Ultros?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

With your track record it won't be hard to get Yumi off you.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You have quite the obsession with defecation.
You sure you're not telling us something?

Soft_member
Soft_member

hmm

mebe mateus?

umu

farquit
farquit

How many men have you "dated" now?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

MATE

Illusionz
Illusionz

See

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Happy Friday

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

m8 :sss

Techpill
Techpill

300lb JO monkey thinks he can keep a bf

Firespawn
Firespawn

The same way you have sex with clothes on. Silly user!

DeathDog
DeathDog

y-you too semen demon

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

apparently you got warned here recently

here's hoping for a ban soon!

TreeEater
TreeEater

No I got this time, I swear.

I'm not dating Yumi, we're just good friends!

M8

RumChicken
RumChicken

and kicking

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Does this cat put out?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

w-w-we are just friends

AKA you're cucking them and want to downplay the fallout when they leave you. I wish beepy would expose you again already.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Anyone wanna do this to me..?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

He didn't even come back to Balmung. Christmas is cancelled.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ERP is text, not actual model on model interaction, in case you haven't noticed somehow.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Which? Suck you off or provide something for you to suck?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

visit my house and sleep in my bed

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

he doesn't pose scenes
I bet you just telegram /tells to each other from different zones too you fucking amateur.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What? Be a manlet and look up to you?

girlDog
girlDog

Server? name?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The latter..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Model interaction enhances the roleplay. Otherwise everyone would just stick to f-list and other smut sites.

Techpill
Techpill

Nyo, you missed that boat.

Also nyo.

Emberburn
Emberburn

lol

TechHater
TechHater

So has Pins forgiven you for talking shit behind their back? How about for sending your friends after him to get ERP logs which you jacked off to? Is he okay with all the lies you spread to get revenge on him?

FastChef
FastChef

When is Sandcat coming to Balmung?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm on Balmung now what?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Clothed sex and watching someone with a penis masturbate is a thing mommy needs a lot.

likme
likme

Join Glory!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nice. Good to know even if not the guy asking about soft i am without a FC as is been in fcs/guilds like this in mmos before. Probably best to avoid that shit. Just means the same people flirting about 24/7 and nothing happening

DeathDog
DeathDog

fat men shouldn't call themselves mommy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

LF cutie to cuddle pst

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

PST me F.A.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not him but, considering doing that.. Question is... female alt or male main? Hum hum.

Methshot
Methshot

Happy Friday to you too!

RumChicken
RumChicken

For cuddles?...

StonedTime
StonedTime

Either!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Can you imagine being so assmad with someone denying you ERP that you stalk them and shitpost them on Veeky Forums?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Going afk for hours while lapsitting
Karethi went to sleep right after he came
Just admit it...

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yeah!

Inmate
Inmate

can you imagine erping in a video game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

thought you were bigger than that pins

askme
askme

Can you imagine?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

server?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

do people here really think they’re not virgins if they’ve erpd before

i

Supergrass
Supergrass

No I've never heard anybody say that

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Male to make use of the gloryholes in the back room!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sorry i lied to you my house isnt furnished anymore

iluvmen
iluvmen

Keep reporting

Evilember
Evilember

Im still coming over give me the deets

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Less cringe than stalking someone and being that assmad.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

BOOM You destroyed that nigga m8
He couldn't even reply

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why are you so annoyed at someone pointing out your ERP

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How do i go about to set my chocobo's RGB to as close as 255, 255, 255 as possible?

MPmaster
MPmaster

The fattest, ugliest user!

Spamalot
Spamalot

do you think you're saving face by replying in such a way

cum2soon
cum2soon

not a single person here has said this unironically and i doubt anyone has even said it ironically

askme
askme

This is Phil.

iluvmen
iluvmen

No. Pins is cool

likme
likme

by googling "ffxiv chocobo dyeing"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I can't believe they locked you out of the pants store.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nigga that loser is not me, I am the meme lover that everyone ignores

TechHater
TechHater

Who?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ffxivchocobo.com
Make sure you rotate through the fruits, don't just do all of one kind then the next.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Poor Gold Ex...

happy_sad
happy_sad

Pins cool , but feel sorry for that cucked cat.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Can someone post a single uncensored image please? Curious how these dicks hold up...

Methnerd
Methnerd

Can I take part...

Skullbone
Skullbone

Which region has the nicest ruins?

idontknow
idontknow

Why are you so annoyed by someone denying you erp?

Techpill
Techpill

Send an application...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

gilga shirogane 9/23

MPmaster
MPmaster

everybody replying to me is le one guy
i have no idea who the fuck youre even talking about and i posted

farquit
farquit

Can I join in without applying to the fc...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So what happened to Cinnamon Swirl? I never got to meet up with them.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I might then, I might. Worth a shot, worst case I'm just without a FC again and best case... well, who knows. Sky's the limit.
Not a catboy guy thot.. besides what's the fun if you let people try you out that easily? Still. Opinion taken into consideration ~ Although, knowing I am not a cat may lead you to want me to join on my female character instead.

TechHater
TechHater

There's a special guest access program, but you have to be one of momma sefra's good boys to qualify...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I love how I exposed your retardedness so hard you couldn't even reply

HA, GOT HE

takes2long
takes2long

What no I want to join but I can't do that

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Nobody cares what kind of character you are my man, it's not an RP FC or anything!

Go away.

TechHater
TechHater

Nigga see and apply yourself

Illusionz
Illusionz

Oh don't worry about it, I'm the one cucking him most of the time

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Dude no one cares if you do or don't ERP, it's pure shitposting, enjoy your grown man cum and move on.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Alright, that made my day.

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw my roommate didn't pay the net bill like he was supposed to and I can't play now

HELP

Supergrass
Supergrass

god intervening so you can go outside and meet girls

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why aren't you the one taking care of the most important thing in your life?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I hope he doesnt take care of the rent too

whereismyname
whereismyname

The Aery. Augmented Ironworks is equal (i130) to Sohm Al, so quest rewards after that period are also technically a higher item level

WebTool
WebTool

Sure

Lunatick
Lunatick

i’m gonna play my depression away, what will keep me the most occupied? i was considering progressing o7s with pugs but i’m worried that will depress me even more

is it time to level fisher?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

But what if I like boys?

We share the responsibilities here and the net is his job to pay.

The rent is my responsibility so its fine (As long as that idiot doesn't do this again)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you don’t like boys in the real world user

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fisher is just gonna leave you with a lot of time alone with your thoughts.

MPmaster
MPmaster

FSH just gives you a lot of time to sit and think. Don't level it unless you know for sure you're going to be doing something else like watching Netflix.

farquit
farquit

Are we talking "depression :(" or Depression?

I actually don't thank God I am not a faggot.

Techpill
Techpill

meowboys relaxing at home!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

knowing this place, "depression :("

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yeah in this circumstance should get themselves a nice distracting podcast, musical playlist, something to watch, or an asmr car repair audio track.

Alternatively a fishing buddy to talk to.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I shouldn't even be surprised that this is the first thing you thought to post, Puttel

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That's probably it, I just wanted to give the dude the benefit of the doubt.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Who is that and why would they do such a thing?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

who are you going to pork with that?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Am I making dresses for a prostitute?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hi
server? I'd level fisher with you, it's really comfy
I wouldn't try to prog with randoms cause it can get really bad, and leveling fsh alone will sink you into the deepest shit

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

A known lalafell leader and no one likes him.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Being a thot enabler

Techpill
Techpill

I've spent like all of SB unsure about this. I'm pretty sure that dialogue implies it, but then the story itself just points to dancing forever. Maybe she dances and then goes back to their place after?

eGremlin
eGremlin

did you rike it
nonyan im a catboy relaxing at home

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Mebe come relax on relaxeus?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

A person who lewds lalafells.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Isn't there a class of escort in Japan that might fuck but generally spends a lot of time just carousing with their clients? I may be thinking of something else.

RavySnake
RavySnake

put some pants on!

Supergrass
Supergrass

maymaycat do you like dank memes?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You're probably right, isnt there an escort service there that is literally cuddling and handholding only.

Emberburn
Emberburn

not lewding lalafells

look at this non degenerate

DeathDog
DeathDog

Geisha don't fuck, they just sing, recite poetry, dance, play instruments, and serve food/drinks. Then there's imitation geisha that are basically painted hookers and much less expensive.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

piggy comedy strikes again

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yeah I guess, but it's 6 PM in Eorzea. Please put some clothes on

Soft_member
Soft_member

I might then, I might. Experienced roleplayer but not so much in ffxiv. Probably will at some point but, joining a pure RP guild may be a bad move. Especially if filled with erp guild drama/literal circlejerking.
Don't remember their name but, yeah. Guy versions too.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

New members are more than welcomed!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Disciples of War > Disciples of Magic

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

She's a geisha. Since Kugane is akin to 17th century Japan (it being based on the historical island of Dejima), I think that her job is to dance and entertain the guests without providing sexual services.

Nojokur
Nojokur

RDM >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Disciples of War > Disciples of Magic

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why aren't you getting banned?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I pugged the dance!

girlDog
girlDog

SAM
Why would you do this to yourself and those poor pugs

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hello this is a no bully zone and you're not allowed to bully job choices

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

can't just jump up cliffs
What did I even become a dragoon for?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Because SAM is fun!

Booteefool
Booteefool

can i suck your cock

askme
askme

I dunno how

hairygrape
hairygrape

my ninja does more damage than you on that fight lol

Techpill
Techpill

Good job user, have this dank-ass meme!

I am being serious, good job

Emberfire
Emberfire

What's a funny way I can tell people in my search info that I am not a futa and are not into futa? Just writing "No futa!" seems a little rude, I wanna make people laugh at least...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Take a moment and think about the decisions that led to you asking this question.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I mean you at least understand that if you're gonna be naked it should be at night

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

test

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you have plenty of experience getting banned putt

Nojokur
Nojokur

"no homo"

happy_sad
happy_sad

I mean I guess if you like getting slapped, punched, spit on and both physically and verbally abused in the process.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Female, male preference, females okay. I'm a men's rights activist"

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yeah with a weapon you fucking retard

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's just for fun! Don't be such a debbie downer.

MPmaster
MPmaster

yes, actually

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Man they are ban and delete happy today, why couldn't they be like this during the fur fag spam?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Stop you're pressing all of my buttons.

TreeEater
TreeEater

im glad im not the only one who took this screenshot

Snarelure
Snarelure

I like boys too! I just don't like futanari. Transgenderism is ok as well!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

when the dick has a higher polycount than the torso

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yeah that's why it works. You'll get all the guys, the girls and the otherkin but none of the futas.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is my fetish

farquit
farquit

Will keep that in mind. Worth a shot at least!

Methnerd
Methnerd

The men's rights activist part is a little silly though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I just bought a small house plot. Is it mine forever or is there some monthly fee to keep it for myself? I know that its gone if i dont log in for 45 days

Lunatick
Lunatick

Funny thing about it is this is with 8k body textures that were downscaled to 4k.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

aoiwio

idontknow
idontknow

lol it's just stuck on there with no attempts to blend the model

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ok done
Memes are good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

twitter.com/twitter/statuses/965628625990152192

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Take your pants off

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Does anyone like catboys?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Here's a special meme for you

cum2soon
cum2soon

me i do

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oof.I come here to shitpost and hang out with degenerates not to get turned on too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm attention-starved, what do?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Do you want a catboy bf

farquit
farquit

post memes

Playboyize
Playboyize

sure do you like catboys

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I do, server?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

..Wrong image or wrong person?
Everyone except me loves catboys, no worries.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

even more namefags
Someone needs to order an orbital bombardment on this shit general.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I dont get it

takes2long
takes2long

Nice one
Your loss.

WebTool
WebTool

Nope to both

You don't? I am at a loss of words

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is this a new Chemo tactic, to spam the thread with random "on topic" images much like concept art fag last year?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You seem to be at a bit of a loss

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm getting conflicting messages here..
Do you want them on or off?
Every day he just has that stupid smile..

likme
likme

Alright this one made me laugh.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Off, of course

Skullbone
Skullbone

This one's p gud

w8t4u
w8t4u

wow i actually didn’t think i would get any responses on this, i laid down in bed and stared at a wall but thank you, actually.

in this case it’s just a lot of stressful things added onto things out of my control so i just feel extra anxious. i’m gonna level fisher and watch dog videos. i have many friends in game and i’m probably not doing any favors ignoring them rn. thanks again!

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thanks for the (you)s guys, I only share the dankest of memes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It's Putt.

Nojokur
Nojokur

balmung

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Want a simple homely looking yard
It just looks fucking empty
Why am I so bad at this.

Inmate
Inmate

You do realise that some people just enjoy sharing pictures, yeah?

idontknow
idontknow

Catch these hands

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

anyone on mateus want some nsfw/sfw commissions for gil done?

Methnerd
Methnerd

There's not really a lot you can do with only 20 slots.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

wanna meet?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

grow some fucking trees nigga

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What do I get in return

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Watch him complain about how spamming game-related pictures that isn't an avatar is chemospamming.

w8t4u
w8t4u

No worries. Explain the random map though, i think I may be a brainlet.
It's kinda neat though. put too much there and it just becomes messy. Maybe something more to be added but, yeah. You'll get there.

RavySnake
RavySnake

im going to snoozy now what's your name

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Oh god it's another "Will this screen be nice and pleasant or will it contain a surprise willy? Only one way to find out!" xivg episode

Catboys are great!

You need some shrubs and maybe another tree or two. Maybe a pathway? Around fifteen flowerpots just a suggestion

happy_sad
happy_sad

What do you want in return?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is this f'tel
goddamit

Flameblow
Flameblow

Good luck user. If you need any help don't hesitate ask here, we're all friends.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

happiness and a o7s clear

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I've cleared O7S for the week but if you want to forfeit the chest I can help

Firespawn
Firespawn

Can you put a small house on a large plot?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Look closely between and

It's an advanced meme it's okay if you don't get it now but you will eventually.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

?? nyo im the catboy with the doodle posted above

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

we're all friends
Fuck you faggots, I don't give a single shit about either of you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

No

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I dunno what to put in those 20 slots is the thing.

More plants it is my dudes

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nope.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Darn.

Emberfire
Emberfire

There's always one guy.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

how do i get this mod
asking for a friend ofc

Booteefool
Booteefool

am i on r/ffxiv right now

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I see it now but I don't get why you posted it. Relevant maymays are the best maymays such as the azure dragoon's loss. Ah well.
Sounds like a plan. You'll get there as said, there's no rush until I come knocking asking for a tour of your little cottage.. and or you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

pic related

I am proud to say I've never been there, but you should definitely go back there, faggot.

viagrandad
viagrandad

textools discy discord.gg/d7Y4jv

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

you'd fit right in

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

meowboiz with dick texture need to post selfies NOW

viagrandad
viagrandad

Can I get one of those chocobo summoning standing stones as furniture?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just report the willies! It's against the rules anyway... whether one likes them or not.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

memes are art. Someday the power of memes will wake inside and you will think of me; your senpai and thank me.

That's what your mom said last night fgt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

but i did already

MPmaster
MPmaster

EXCUSE ME

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's a really weird time to be alive

eGremlin
eGremlin

Starting over on an alt character is actually kinda refreshing

askme
askme

I wish there was a mod to remove all the males from Ul'Dah.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not after leveling 3 alts it ain't.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Every RP itt

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Pretty much this, three characters total is my limit

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hej

Methnerd
Methnerd

hey

Mate on my first character I was skipping dialog and cutscenes

TreeEater
TreeEater

*pumps*

Emberburn
Emberburn

who is this lala poster?

Methnerd
Methnerd

You heard me
I'd agree but the story and the levelling.. I want to die. Considering buying a boost desu but it's so pricy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hmm

King_Martha
King_Martha

thank you needed that

me

Techpill
Techpill

why would you make so many alts
Im skipping dialogue on the alt, it also helps that on coeurl atm they're giving a bunch of bonus exp for new characters

King_Martha
King_Martha

Time is much more valuable than money. Plus, you would almost spend that same amount on subscription fees going through the game, so...

massdebater
massdebater

You OK, dude?

likme
likme

certain servers have bonus exp for new characters atm, I'm overlvled by 10 lvls from just doing the msq

Techpill
Techpill

I get bored of RPing on one character too much. Need the others to switch it up. Plus making up backstories is fun.

Emberfire
Emberfire

hej rather than hey... f-fellow swede or nordic at all? Please be on Balmung

RavySnake
RavySnake

mind if i fuck your wife?

eGremlin
eGremlin

no im just memeposting sorry

TreeEater
TreeEater

Sweden, yes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hej hej hej

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

unironically distributing mods through discord

Lunatick
Lunatick

FYI! Balmung is now open for CC.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Are you cuck? have you met Pewdiepie?

Heeeey a fellow memer. Good job memeing that Sweed

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How am I not banned yet.

Techpill
Techpill

Put some clothes on!

Spamalot
Spamalot

welcome to 3 days ago

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

most scandis are on odin you nerd

JunkTop
JunkTop

daily (you)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It closes later during the day so I just thought I'd inform people that it is currently open if they have time/the desire to.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

They're referring to the fact it isn't blocking new characters at the moment. It closes up every day, but these hours are the only window when new characters can be made.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I wanna do this to you pls let me

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hej Hej Monika

Illusionz
Illusionz

idk keep posting please

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Where do I get one of those?

Supergrass
Supergrass

*comically winds up my arm for 27 whole seconds before bapping*

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Anyone on aether wants/needs to do anything? video games related

TreeEater
TreeEater

It’s okay for me to parse purple with a gear advantage over 95% of the playerbase.
It’s not OK to move the goalposts, but it’s OK for me to make excuses for not parsing as high as the best ranged DPS players this game has to offer. It’s not OK to compare me to them because they spend hours wiping with a perfect composition and don’t just parse high naturally.
It’s not OK to post my grey parses, but it’s OK for me to hide them and cherrypick my best logs when my medians would be green or grey. I don’t need my logs showing because I have all purples.
It’s OK for me to clear on week 4 with people who have already cleared. I was not carried.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The dick store.

I'm busy teaching someone to install it so I only have this last one right meow

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yeah I need to catch some Silken Koi.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I guess. Burnt a lot of cash trying to get Amakusa on FGO too though... You are making a valid point though plus it'd not make me hate the game.
Nice but, I'd rather have my alts with my main on Balmung. Pain to get in again.
I know but roleplaying servers are livelier. More friendo potential. and I may want to roleplay again. Balmung may close for a long time after this

Skullbone
Skullbone

The amount of ban evading fags here, Jesus

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

whoever made this is just as sick as vjera

Methshot
Methshot

did vjera actually try to make excuses as to why those two are so much better than him?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It is our duty and burden to contain them here.

takes2long
takes2long

Whooooaaaaa thx u

Hejehejehejehej

WTHECK *dies*

Inmate
Inmate

I've been reporting them forever to no avail

idontknow
idontknow

I don't like Vjera and I would appreciate it if you didn't remind everyone that they exist on such a regular basis. The only people I dislike more than them is the number of idiots that lack a spine and get webbed

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It takes a true level of self-worship and narcissism to simply respond to such comparisons with anything other than, “Yeah I’m not the best like they are, so what?”
Reading that image gave me flashbacks to when people made fun of Abe for parsing grey.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

composition + catering shouldn't be underestimated in reading logs

I'm sure there's a gap in personal skill level too compared to Rinchan for sure

viagrandad
viagrandad

The only fucking thing similar here is the colour red, you idiot.

Lunatick
Lunatick

No Sefra is the best BRD in the world Rinchan can't compare

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Okay, but the point of this image is to show that someone can parse 100th percentile without the class that caters them the most while Vjera implies that same person only parses high because they’re catered to. Worse players would parse green or blue and blame it on not having a Dragoon.

eGremlin
eGremlin

What about, "Queue as a tank/healer then swap to dps once you're in the dungeon."

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The entire point is that one of them actually did have a DRG, the other didn't

TreeEater
TreeEater

Strip triple triad?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Can't you not change classes in duties?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Samucuck detected

That's the brainlet tier mate

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Would striple triad be round based or flip based?

askme
askme

Sarang Rie only has a 100th percentile median on Guardian because of catering, he’s not as good as Vjera.

Official Ranged DPS tier list
ELDER GOD TIER
Sefra Thelandriel
MID TIER/CATERED TIER
Rinchan Nau and Sarang Rie

SHIT TIER
Rheia

WORSE THAN SHIT TIER
Abe

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Games are pretty quick right? I would say round based, let the tension build.

5mileys
5mileys

bad thread

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to give this lalafell Actual fucking clothing!

whereismyname
whereismyname

I love this post.

Inmate
Inmate

Awww you didn't like my post-ironic dank-ass memes?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Are yellow scrip crafting tools okay or should I go for crafted?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

abe is a professional overwatch and scholar player now

MPmaster
MPmaster

make it better and post lalas please

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

ok here you go me on the right

ok

TechHater
TechHater

come now
you're not wrong worse players do parse green or blue and blame it on not having a DRG, you can play well and get purple without a DRG for sure with the gear (and maybe even without?)

but you're still reading fflogs incorrectly

also you're comparing mch to brd and a relatively incompetent group to a pretty competent one

you have to look at logs pretty much as a whole typically to determine someones performance, I don't care enough to look too much closer but the healer setup also matters a lot

typically the first thing I do to check someone's performance is just glance at uptime as well as casts/skills used given how long the fight was

but man rinchan's mch is so sexy, makes me wanna play ranged

Booteefool
Booteefool

cant use the enhanced scale textures and the fixed dick mod texture at the same time because i cant edit for shit

Also, more important question. What's the second best thing to buy for mendacity aside from the chest piece?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

catboy
Shitty taste, Lolifell. You're helping make this thread bad.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Vjera is being compared to the two players that he gave excuses for not being as good as them, yes. Correct.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

yysara webbed by vjamal
is nobody safe from him?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The -entire point- is that Vjera gave excuses that don't apply but DO apply to the person making excuses. You cannot seriously be so dumb that you can't comprehend that. Read it with me
Comparing the average player to someone with a dedicated meme meta comp group

DeathDog
DeathDog

It’s not about comparing BRD to MCH, and even then MCH is more dependent on a DRG than BRD is because 100% of it’s damage is effected by piercing.

It wasn’t about comparing BRD to MCH though it was about showing that these players aren’t actually catered and REEEE over their parses to as Sefra tried to imply

whereismyname
whereismyname

dont call me that i like all races though most of the art i find is lala x cat either male or female
theres some male ra x lala too

askme
askme

Why are there never good fanart threads on /c/ or /cm/?
Please help me expand my FFXIV collection.

Playboyize
Playboyize

cute, I wish I had a catboy too

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Abe’s actually top 500 in OW I think he could go pro

Soft_member
Soft_member

poor vjsefra...

w8t4u
w8t4u

okay I laughed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I am glad that people managed to share my enjoyment with the dank memes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Honestly, the Au Ra and Cat memes annoy me. I have an Au Ra and all but, I dunno. when it becomes one of those obsessions so many seem to have it just becomes dull. "Oh, another au ra. oh another cat." there's attractive ones mind you but still. Buttt yeah. I get it. artists follow the memes too.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jamal claims that a player only gets high parses because he has a dedicated meme comp
Player lacks the single highest DPS contribution class and parses 100th anyway
Yysara misses the point entirely in his blind defense of a 7 foot tall nigger

hairygrape
hairygrape

Of course.

viagrandad
viagrandad

not even, I know I shouldn't expect much from here, but I try to hammer into people reading fflogs correctly because it forms some pretty poisonous mindsets in this game, all the way to people in o8s I pug with sometimes
yea one can be more humble, but I don't think she'd think she's as good as Rinchan, and meme meta is pretty difficult to determine when the player being compared is a MCH I'd agree
I glanced at Sarang's stuff because I was genuinely interested, and that guy is nearly as catered as can be, he's probably still good to put up 100 percentile yes, but it doesn't mean hes the best by any stretch

I just know Rinchan is good from alex

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

"I still love you, you know."
Guess who.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I have to be level 10 to unlock other classes, right?

takes2long
takes2long

when you get Culinarian to 70

SniperWish
SniperWish

mfw torn between hating them and still caring for them despite having no reason to give a shit anymore
It's a hard-knock life, for us

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Of course.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

meme meta is difficult to determine with a MCH
no DRG + a summoner, as a ranged DPS that gets even more damage from DRG than a BRD does
come on dude

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I still haven't cleared o7s.

Is it time to give up and wait until next raid tier?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I just want you to know I've been saving all of these.
Thanks mate.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Oh fuck.

Evilember
Evilember

am i banned yet

WebTool
WebTool

Replying twice to say this though: Lalafells are cute as buttons so good choice there in my eyes. Only exception is Lalafells with beards I do not get the appeal.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Are you me?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to /hug this Elezen.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can i spam deltascape for Deltascape crystaloids now? Or it's still only one per week. My weapon is shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

clips twitch tv/FamousLovelyVampirePanicBasket

please tell me someone has a repload of this i know you people love cringe

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thanks a lot mates

Methshot
Methshot

Evidently so. Hope you feel better than I do.

eGremlin
eGremlin

One per week :^), it's not going to change for another month or two.

Bidwell
Bidwell

im getting there but when i see them with someone else it still stings

viagrandad
viagrandad

Apparently not.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

only tiny chestlet cats using the mod
This is lame

Methshot
Methshot

need lumber for furniture
can't make it because stat requirements
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

don't underestimate ast + sch on top of a good party vs an alright one, and then in the aforementioned picture, it's clearly not the optimal dps group and it shows in the parse

I don't know enough about MCH personally and I'm too lazy to open up the log either, but my last point to make is you can do good shit without your preferred comp, but then you could probably be doing even better, how strongly a DRG vs AST + SCH should be weighted for the ranged I don't know and I'm pretty sure you don't either down to a precise level, on top of clear speeds always making things more elusive to get down to a very pinpoint level

as an example fflogs.com/reports/tXMCV1Wwxm87Av4B#fight=2&view=rankings

here is one of my rankings, the #1 is 6167.8

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

it's 4th week and you have like 8 more before 4.3

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I shitposted for like half the thread. I am feeling like the king of memes right now. New thread when?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is the last thread.

farquit
farquit

veekyforums.com/thread/206249975/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206249975/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206249975/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206249975/video-games
move :3c

JunkTop
JunkTop

when a tank refuses to tank

Why do you play one then you cunt.

Nojokur
Nojokur

sefra didn't clear week 4, there were 3 god kefka parses posted and she has 2 diamond weapons

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