/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Catboy bf edition

>Upcoming event: Little Ladies' Day
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2018/Little_Ladies_Day/

>Eureka 4.25
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/358806-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XLII-Update-Thread

>4.2 Patch Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/75c691f90f4a7da3907f0671ac33e139e9792abf

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasiaxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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i sleep now bye here take this image

Second for my dank-ass memes

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She is the best player in the thread.

You Grown Men are just jealous. As expected.

post meowboys with the new nude mode

Cute. Sleep tight.
Also cute... for a cat.

STOP PLAYING A TANK IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HOLD HATE.

post c@s

Apparently I don't have my false mustache anymore, is there a way to get it back?

>for a cat
;_;
Thank you!

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Calamity savager!

I'm glad im not the only one wishing for good open world content in this game

you sure it isn't in your armoire? at the moment it SHOULD be reobtainable through the calamity salvager, but it isn't. so mog station is your only option until they fix that. eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/1e9b8e876442db500edc74710a16a3d27f69ae56

Of course.

Nope, they even had a lodestone update specifically to tell us that you can't get that exact item back and that it would be for fashion report this week

post lizards with the new mods

I would pump this lala

I know right?

also please drown.

Ah shit, isn't that great timing...

Okay..

this is very exciting to watch

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i guess it's been an issue for a while and they just realized it this week. you only need to score 100 once to get the title anyway and unlocking the rewards only requires participation each week, so not a big deal.

You need your lipstick privileges taken away.

Someone repost that image from last thread for me, please and thank you.

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Drown. Die. Be reborn as mempish!

Of course.

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How else will you see their progress?
For y'know, when they're down on their knee's and sipping a good cup of green tea also showing which cup is theirs from the lipstick stains.

>angelic voice

Did you transfer to Balmung.

Bring that to Balmung, thanks.

Sam Riegel is a beautiful angel of a man

>dubcucks think they're people

The funny hidden lore to this picture is Sefra would unironically send pictures like this and of guns to Albert when they were dating

Pay my sub first
What the hell no
This guy gets it!

>no question mark

I miss him.

>playing with japanese audio despite STILL reading the english localization

Why bother with Japanese Audio if they aren't going to do a Translation instead of a Localization.

*Succs*

>someone from my FC gets really friendly
>Talk for a while about random stuff
>They ask if I wanna run some roulettes
>They leave after one and have been cold since
I think they never saw my character and thought I was a female char instead of male. Well that sucks

Whens the mod to give catboys knots?

I miss 2.0 Yugiri VA, and I don't mean that awful one from 3.0 who died.

Come to Balmung and I will succ on a daily basis

that's pretty hilarious. be happy you found out what a shallow piece of shit they were now rather than later.

Getting my hair cut soon, what should I get?

Do you have an androgynous name or something?

Post nice Lalas or Lala art

ippiki/macklemore hair

dogs have those
catboys will get barbs

It seems these are all the memes I will share today. Consider yourselves to be both lucky and unfortunate.

Good night everyone, don't let the meme bug bite

Maybe you were bad

why not both

Heres one for you to take with you

I would be pumped by this Lala

These memes are basic af

What we need now is a mod to put elf ears on midlander and au ra (with the scale and horn removal mods) bodies.

Free us from the curse of ayylmao elezen.

All these people saying they'd succ... turn around and I will licc

>can't craft torreya lumber
Someone please turn my logs into lumber

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Do you just internationally provoke people into shitposting about you? I don't understand how you can continue to post here after all this

Mohawk

Of course.

I can do it if no one else offers when I'm done hating myself to the point of farming Lakshmi EX for a mount that doesn't exist

>internationally
Stop posting from your phone.

inb4
>What.

because he thinks he's the master troll of xivg

should just stop at 99 totems they will make them purchase able later on

How do I build a glory hole in my house? I was thinking the royal partition might work.

Would appreciate. PST to Lily Celestine.

Sorry I don't pump

Don't forget your MGP buffs!

Why are there no futa lalas that can pump. sigh.

ladies

I want to be /petted by this lala

Someone invites me to a wedding, I tell them I don't want to go, they ask why. I tell them I don't want to go, they ask but why.

I do not want to go, that is my reason for not wanting to go, why should I have to explain it further?

Nay, I did not.

I mean I could have, maybe I still can. I bought a medium house but gil is not a real issue for me anyway so.

You're gonna have to do more than that.

Succ is good but I assume that's just for starters?

One can succ and one can licc!

>Friends can freely right click and teleport to my house
>I have to sabotage my garden to do the same

You can turn it off I think.

Normies don't understand the introvert concept of just not wanting to do something for no particular reason.

ishguard living seems pretty rough

I don't mind them teleporting, it's useful. I just wish I had the same luxury without having to place an aetheryte.

>You're gonna have to do more than that.
By the time it gets to more you get distracted~

I'm fine with that... as long as blonde midlanders are good enough for liccing purposes in your eyes.

That happened to me. 2* recipe for housing needed them and I could do the recipe just fine, couldn't do the fucking lumber until FCs main crafter logged in.

I know who posted this now at least. gave me a chuckle.

They work as semen depots too.

Yeah. It's pretty dumb and arbitrary.

Hide it in another furnishing or at the back of the house.

That's a given. I could say many more functions too but, you know. I do not want to be too lewd and ruin this innocent general.

I placed mine in a campfire on my fc lawn. Shit looks neat at night.

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Post your favorite quote from xivg!

Stand on the roof while changing exteriors and you can fall through it and into your house how awkward this is to work depends on which exterior and where you're standing, you can then place the aetheryte on the inside of it
Still need to spend an item slot but it allows you to make it completely invisible, glow and all

I hate Lakshmi EX so much that I don't have 99 totems yet. I geared jobs with her accessories at the start of 4.0 and then stopped so I'm at 57 right now

>Succ is good but I assume that's just for starters?
Of course

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Of course.