/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #512

Your doki but with bigger breasts

>Life is so hard with my anxiety I feel slightly nervous on my first dates and as I hug her and I am scared that my car will crash and that my countless friends are thinking stuff about me

I hate normies so much aaaaaa I want to force a chip in their brains that makes them experience how bad it can really get fucking ree

Yuri!

I got yelled at by a drunk old woman today.
How has your day been?

>aaaa
What did he meant by this?

>yuri with bigger breasts
I'm ready

Woke up at 4am and have been doing nothing but shitposting for 6 hours
so pretty good I guess

>Natsuki with breasts
guess drinking Yuri's milk finally paid off

Good morning everyone, how are you lads? I had an appointment with the doctor today and I'll have to go tomorrow too, boooooo...

manofculture.jpg

Had an appointment with my doctor to finally talk about my depression after years of keeping it to myself. Went much better than expected. Got the first appointment to a therapist next week, and a prescription for my insomnia issues. So pretty damn good.

Sayori!

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Yurifriends cum at night!

>bush
Likewise, my brother

As expected of them beasts.

I'm no Yurifag but bush is great in moderation

What do you mean in moderation?

sometimes it gets to be a little too much and needs trimmed

whens the Eoin O'duffy edition

too late again, fug

In the darkness of the room, a falling flower
Another burglary at the witching hour

An audacious calling card, an impossible crime
The theft of a heart, it's a race against time
This is a hunt to make the criminal pay
Pursuit without the slightest delay

So loose the hounds and sound the sirens
I'll make sure she can't escape in silence
Keep an eye on the skies and scour the shadows
Since she wants one, I'll give her a show

I've already tired of this furtive romance
Let's make the best of our last dance
I'll be her judge and her jury
I'll lay down the executioner's fury

I won't stop until she's confined
I'll make her leave her past behind
And when our stars finally align
I'll ask for her hand and make her mine

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Goodmorning user. Well, at least you're looking out for your health.

never

It'll come one day

Did Yuri cut her crotch while she was at it?

To the underage faggot that keeps posting here:
Fuck you, thanks to you i can't post shit from my phone, i've seen all your bans you little cunt.

I want to make contact with Yuri's gentials.

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I would be fine making contact with her in anyway.

Well good morning, everyone.
Welcome back~

Word of the thread is "needle"!
Alternatives are 'vile' and 'rot'.

So the idea of this is to give us all a shared word to use as our theme or inspiration or a guide, you know? It helps us all by working with a shared word! We can all compare and contrast and do neat things like that as we read each others poems.
Of course you aren't forced to use the word, or the alternatives, but it's more fun when you do!
Anyways, don't be shy to join in and participate or shy to share. I know it can be intimidating, but just do your best, and none of us can ask for more!
Have fun, and I look forward to reading your poems!

Monika!

That's also good
>ywn use non-euclidean mathematics to project your body's surface across the entirety of Yuri's to achieve a state of maximized physical contact

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user will never ejaculate his beautiful penis to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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I still wonder what that pic was supposed to represent.

Yuri?

STOP

>no bulge in her leggings

It represents the cut scene where you fuck Yuri in the closet until she's mind-broken.
Dan had to cut it because you would get caught in an infinite loop where Monika resets the timeline whenever Yuri is too pleasured to kill herself.

I guess if she can tuck it in so well it can't really be that big

Death face. She's got that no life in the eyes thing going on

Fattening Yuri!

Yuri but she has gained the power to summon magical knives with the power of her heart!

Fattening All!!

Can we please have one thread without any lewdposting? Seriously can you guys stop thinking with your dick anons?

This. Lewd shit is getting dull.

sorry lad cant keep my dick in my pants aye

I doubt it, there's always at least one faggot who has to ruin it.

T H I C C

Sorry it's bothering you. I'll be heading to bed now.

>but without our dicks, how can we imagine impregnating them?

make more "dokis are not for lewding" edits then

well im off for today to see some friends so have a nice day/evening guys if I dont nip in later

got ya senpai. /pol/ posting it is then

We posting thicc girls now?

have a nice day sir!

Natsuki!

based.

what about uncle death posting
pretty please

That's a little over done, we should talk about how we're all batshit crazy and our fucked up psyches.
I always enjoy that.

Go away inferior skeleton.

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YOU AGAIN!?

exterminate all bonewalkers

>another ainz poster
sasuga user-sama

Is this one about going full Phantom Thieves on Monika?
If so, that's a pretty damn cool one.
And if not, it's still pretty damn cool but pls explain

good on you abdl/ddgl posters

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Yep, pretty much. I meant to post this picture with the poem, this show reminded me how much I enjoy the idea of phantom thieves.

What's her kink anons?

But why was named Hisui.png, in first place? The only Hisui I know is that girl from Tsukihime.

Hypnosis

>ywn cuddle up with Yuri and read with her about Irish history

vore.

Dp

(You).

So basically, let her pull your skin open and crawl inside of you?

What's her kink?

Handholding, headpats, cuddling and of course, bondage.

autoerotic asphyxiation

So, hug + leg-lock while in the missionary position?

Ganbangs

asphyxiation

My day started off pretty rough, someone was in the only shower with hot water at my school for an hour and a half toda, so I had to take a cold shower at 6AM. It got better though, because my math prof let me miss up the exam i missed on Wednesday, so that was cool. Sorry you got yelled at user, that's never fun.

No bulli pls
most of those aren't Kinks

>finally got around to giving all my ddlc images a sensible name so I can at least find them with the search functions
>including the nsfw folders
there's still some duplicates in there I think, but this should be fine

Not with that attitude, they're not!
someone please post the pic with sayori headpat conditioning, i don't have that one

Absolutely beautiful

Good job buddy I need to do the same

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how is it sexual to pat some one on the head

I got reminded today that I can't improve ugliness