Overwatch General - /owg/

>French premades

Wrong
Fareeha is best loli
Angela is best girl

Team talon knows how to party

finally a good OP

I have gotten 46 Owl tokens so far

Somehow tracer became 10x more attractive when she was confirmed lesbian.

Sombra and McCree are best drinking buddies ONLY

>first
Proof that faggots can't do anything properly.

first for reaper is a pedophile

Reminder McCree is STRAIGHT

Gas all baraposters

>first picture in the thread with pecs
You're a special kind of retarded.

>drinking buddies

for sure :^)

Actual best girl coming in.

Fareeha!

Pasta is straight, until you get it hot and wet.

Reminder that Mercy is a man.

this is truth

>muscled
meh
>tattoo
meh
>russian accent
meh
>short pink hair
ewww...

I wish zarya had long hair by default.

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What makes overwatch players so uniquely autistic about being srs business in ranked?
I come from fighting games, I'm platinum and I realize that basically, I don't know shit. platinum and diamond are basically the equivalent of a fighting game player who has learned some effective patterns to autopilot, but doesn't truly have clear analytics and game sense going for them yet. Yet if people at that level were as dire and intense about playing seriously at this level in any other game, they'd be considered hilarious and psychotic. So why is it the norm in OW?

Mei, checking in!

Post tips for your main so we seem like a real general

Skillrat
>focus on damage not kills
>you can be a flanker, lay waste to a backline
>instead of thinking of your M1 as projectiles coming from you think of them as projectiles coming off of the first bounce. You can hit enemies from all directions while staying in the same spot
>always try to be on the high ground
>hop from location to location rapidly to keep enemies on their toes
>counter dives by blowing them off their course with a mine and then hop back to your team
>barrier heroes are your job, but don't throw your mines into their barriers
>gengu is a bad match up, launch him in the air and get back to your team
>you can counter a ton of ults
-Mine hop up to phara and shove a couple nades down her throat
-launch reinhardt away from your team after a shatter
-basically launch anyone into the air after they ult
-blow up orisa's djembe easily

ain't no party like a goth party

would love to see this McCree give me some sweet sweet cpr/10

>I'm platinum and I realize that basically, I don't know shit
Everyone else doesn't.
It's called dunning-kruger and it's the main reason competitive team games are shit.

Someone stop these faggots already

>McCree wants Gabe's ass.
Correct, McCree is into old people. Ana and Gabe especially. These old, sexy pervs totally fucked him for life and he can't get it up to anyone except old people.

No. i dont want people picking my main before i do.

this guy comes here every once in a while spams these pics and talks about titties then fucks off again

>New hero teaser?

It'll be another shit minigame mode like uprising

My time-travelling tomboy wife, Lena Oxton, is just too cute!

Actual titty heroes when?

I want to see Zarya rape Sombra, not for sexual gratification but as punishment, and to put Sombra in her place.

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Overwatch is a very gay game

>thinking that's what first means
You're a special kind of retarded.

>no incubus skin
reeeee

>be the first person to post a particular thing
First doesn't always mean first post persiod, dipshit.

Uprising is in April. March is the time for new hero

The fun fact is we actually do have heroes with big tits. The problem is they wear winter clothes (Mei) or heavy armor (Pharah, Zarya).

So is Emre a dps, a tank, a healer, or a mobility support with a deployable jump pad

I forgot it's Friday and kids have free time.

framed butts

>moving the goalposts
kys faggot

>priced nips
>no bulge

>intentionally being this stupid

Hopefilly a counter to winston, dva, genji, tracer and zenyatta so the metagame isn't a stale piece of shit.

>Warm up in quick play
>DEFEAT screen before I can even select a hero

I know it's quick play but does Blizzard really think backfill XP is worth wasting the search time, load time and defeat screen?

Hey, if people can spam female titties then we can spam male titties. deal with it.

Lucio's VA has officially jumped the shark:
twitter.com/JonnyCruzzz/status/966824514737782785

Incidentally if you want to know what a turned on Lucio sounds like, this video is for you

You faggots have your own safe space (aka containment board). So fuck off already.

>unintentionally being this retarded

So do you, but you don't stay there either.

Overwatch VAs are so disgraceful!

Damage suppression within a close radius

like a horse or a lizard, it retracts into to body.

Expect 24 inches.

>Spam off-topic shit
>Have the audacity to get upset when other people do it

Male tiddies and female tiddies are irrelevant unless they're Overwatch tiddies

>get an erection every time I hear/use the "Have some Lucio-OHs!"
I always imagine he has an orgasm when he saus the cereal name.

>only asses, no tits: the game

I still cant believe fusion didnt fuck it up

Excuse me?

>shirtless Overwatch men are off-topic
Man you people are pretty dumb.

i know this motherfucker has a vore fetish

never post this ever again user

wtf i love lucio now

I VILL BE YOUR SHIELD!

Too bad we can't see any of that in the game.

What if I ask your opinion about the current metagame?

Do you think Zarya is coming back now that Mercy died?

y-y-yoroshiku onegaishimasu, r-reinhardt-sama

>wait for the whole day to come back from work and have fun with Lena on a friday evening
>play like complete garbage
I'm sorry, love.

ah, china...

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>this level of thicc
My dick couldn't be more erect right now.

Best Roadhog skin

well lucio jumps all the time so why not

Maybe titfags can start playing this instead. And maybe I should too because Boy.Va >>>>>>> Slutty whore D.Va

boo hoo poor you

McCree is the only male with a hint of ass and you dont hear the female side complaining about it like the manchild you are. cry more faggot your tears are delicious

Some fo those do actually look really good.

Is the Houston vs London match watch-worthy? I missed it last night.

I LOVE ANA

>genji is just sephiroth
Neat

based

>implying most male heroes aren't muscular hunks

Maybe all the faggottry going on in the thread can give you a hint.

Nyaa!

5 ROUNDS
sure, go ahead.

>youll never live in the panda winston timeline
fuck this gay earth

>loli Fareeha catgirl
MUH DIK

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