SCP: Secret Lab Thread

>it's done
fuckin' beautiful

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
It's [DATA EXPUNGED], and it's [DATA EXPUNGED], you'll be feelin' all right
Hey, let's have [DATA EXPUNGED] together and forever tonight

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous [DATA EXPUNGED]
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor ____
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along

I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor ____
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, cause you're not Hot Pockets
I will touch you, I will touch you, [MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, please help me, Doctor ____
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Help me, Doctor ____
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know he does it for free
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

Come on, help me, Doctor ____
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[MEMETIC COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

I recognize that hallway

youtube.com/watch?v=Tg6zLVip2A4

>it's a "d boys destroy all the cards and are locked in 914 with larry" episode

If they're under 18 they should be coming to /v/ period.

Where da NA servers at

wow m8, it's as if that's the joke

Because he is the cure

71.63.72.162 dead

did 71.63.72.162 just crash?

i fucking love all the OC art this shitty game has created good job lads

Shit where do we go now

FUCK. Sorry larry and peanut, doc from 71.63.72.162 got a timeout, I should probably stop playing and let someone else play

F

why you gotta be autistic about it? dude just recognized it.

This game is not very scary desu

>Some fucking nerd starts talking about how he's bisexual as he's being harrassed by D BOIIIS
>server crashes
So this is the power of SJWs.

Yo, when I start the game I'm stuck at a black screen. The devs locked a post on the topic because people kept saying "me too" and it never got a solution. Anyone know how to fix this?

>be nerd
>hace zone manager 1
>metal gear past the d boys escaping peanut
>run past doc in heavy
>get scorted out by lone mtf
Is there a better feel in videogames?

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

RESPECT HIS PRONOUNS

ya, not being a fucking loser nerd and escaping in a herd of d boys.

>Start game
>PRESS Q TO TALK
>Press Q and talk
>No idea am I even heard
how do I know PTT works or whatever?

71.63.72.162 is back up get in niggers

71.63.72.162 BACK UP GET IN HERE BOYS

71.63.72.162

IS ALIVE

All fucking leafs must be killed on sight

>when you're autistic enough to figure out and follow a callout system for the SCPs by each class.

>Scientist: By their full database number
>D-Class: /v/ nicknames so Peanut, Larry, Doc, Z-boys
>CI: Official names so Sculpture, Old Man, Plague Doctor. Decided on Zeds for 049-2s
>MTF: Basically just thought of military slang nicknames and decided to keep Chiropractor, Albert (named after pic related) Papa Quack (because fuck you doc you don't cure anyone) and Patients.
>079 is IMac for D's and MTF; sure do miss him :(

>actually 100% no joke popped a boner

Can someone on 147.135.10.140 go down to light containment and kill this retarded D-boy? He keeps finding the exit and just won't go up it. He has an 05 card already.

71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162
BEST SERVER

Make more 30 player lobbies

>Still posting that cherry-picked shit.
Get the DA page right you filthy nigger

That's actually pretty cool user. We should use this shit.

Holy shit, after 20 minutes he finally decided to go up to heavy containment. As I was typing that.

Its only natural.

someone fucking make a bigger server

nah, just fucking call them peanut larry and doc or their numbers, anything else is autism and creates confusion.

Runt.

But ok.

>All NA servers full
What a shame.

where is the based Stephen Hawking got hit by a car poster? I want him back not this fucking /vr/ drama shit or whatever it is.

Whats your go to intercom song?

youtu.be/eBhh23-paLU

I have the exact same problem.

any eu up?

Servers
71.63.72.162 NA
67.176.48.190 NA
71.63.72.162:7778 NA
173.22.99.22 NA
173.71.165.184 NA
99.2.23.32 NA
216.16.25.170 NA
99.93.214.180 NA
107.150.49.250 NA
147.135.10.140 NA
147.135.10.140:7778 NA
147.135.10.140:7779 NA
147.135.10.140:7780 NA
77.100.90.203 EU
213.49.132.237 EU
213.49.132.237:7778 EU

Memes
streamable.com/th4mv
streamable.com/pnnhs
streamable.com/j301b
streamable.com/3a4wq
streamable.com/rc6ag
streamable.com/t55pj

Let me know if any servers are dead and ill remove

Why is this nigger here?

How do I micspam?

youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

If I ever got the gumption to look up how to micspam

try using ctrl+f

two EU servers are dead
they're now 213.49.80.172 & 213.49.80.172:7778

my IP isn't static & servers aren't 24/7 so you'll always run into issues

Why the fuck not?

Anyone at all?

Hold Q key and scream

The /k/ version of Takyon.

You know what to do

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
71.63.72.162

US East all updated and back up. Added SCP106 Pocket Dimension cleanup.

Only done it once
youtube.com/watch?v=ABbc-O_3_Ac

>sorry boys

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519103614525.webm

>editing the penis out

>7778 has no players
>the other is full
JUST

Kira yoshikage's theme because when it hits THAT moment I always hear neck snaps

2 on 7778 now

Do this but with your voice.
youtube.com/watch?v=EAcNqFTxQPg

Any new OC?

>The penis was edited in

147.135.10.140 NA join slots open

Do nothing, apparently.

>no mic
Go to a fucking public server faggot

>Take me... To the next level
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

every time.

youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&t=

213.49.80.172
213.49.80.172:7778
EU servers.

Host, could I add you on Steam to know whenever you're hosting?

He's based, no mic but intercom spams.

>Play with cancerous faggots
>Or play with /v/
Hard choice.

plug auxilliary cable into microphone jack
plug other end into your >phone
then play myuzik

>getting chased by the good doktor and his airplane boys
>run into Larry
>Trail of corpses tells me the right passage way
>Teleported away from all danger
I kinda feel bad for the old black ballsack

147.135.10.140:7778

Open slots NA

S'Arais is based as fuck, even if he does flip the fuck out a bunch and is the most aggressive motherfucker.

Stop samefagging, sarais

you are a no fun cancerous faggot if you don't use a mic. go play on a public server and leave a slot open for a micboi

>no mic
>not a cancerous faggot

>no girls are playing

>can ya show me

>Anons with cute voices

>Some NERD with a red card gets his neck snapped
>The Vanu notices this and gets right the fuck up in 173's face and stares him the fuck down while everybody else runs
/ourguy/

>airplane zombies will get patched one day

>Have mic
>Try to use it
>Nobody else is
>That or I'm not on the mic channel cuz lol magic first twenty

good.
women suck the fun out of everything they touch

youtube.com/watch?v=3S_s43TsLc0

Samefag

you're certainly free to if you want. I just use it because I take my roles too seriously.
and well, I did say it was autistic as fuck didn't I?