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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

first for early

second for pottis

third for remove sniper

...

fifth for post your epic

sixth for shitposting

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

>tfw you can play demo or soldier and topscore
>but you can't play scout or heavy to save your life

>sniper and scout are mediocre at best
>can go on rampages as heavy even without a medic

heavy minigun
alt-fire: shoot a rocket
cannot spin up in advance
must be fully spun up to use alt-fire

would you use it

>Top score as soldier, demo, engi, scout and sometimes even sniper
>go spy and juam.rodrigo06 developed a 300+ iq and airpies me out of sheer accident when trying to shoot a sniper 5000+ hammer units away with the iron badder

Too unspecific. It would either be extremely overpowered or totally useless, depending on how fast the rockets fire, if it just takes from the minigun ammo or has its own supply or cooldown.

But it's probably overpowered. Heavy already has the highest DPS in the game, don't know what he need rockets for.

shoots once every 1500 milliseconds
consumes 1 bullet
the ammo consumption rate shouldn't be an issue since you have to waste a lot of ammo to stay spun up

yeah that shit's busted. would youse until nerfed to bison state

heavy minigun
shoots rockets instead of bullets
cannot spin up in advance
costs 5 ammo per shot
-1% damage penalty

would you use it

>he doesn't know how to pseudo rev with M1

you do know you have to stay spun up to deal full damage right

>the virgin full damage
>the chad tickler

>have half the maps ticked in casual
>somehow get degroot keep every fucking time

why is degroot shit in your selected maps?

Is it just me, or is the medic objectively the worst class?

just you dude, pyro is the worst class

Bullshit I allways pub stomp as pyro

you being able to stomp some retards in a public server doesn't make it a good class

Yeah It does.

With the Dragons Fury, Scorch Shot, and Rake thing I am invincible.

There better be a dick on that cirno

>he doesn't own a indubitably green colored mann co. cap

explain yourself

Who here plays tf2?

me

What's good about 5cp?
What's bad about 5cp?
What should a successor to 5cp be like?

>a indubitably

The Problem is that its just not as good as CTF.

trolling is a art

why is it impossible to find a game of tc

...

dumb frogposter

>retarded frogposter is also a blatant newfag
and literally nobody is surprised

>hit Darwin's sniper with Dragon's Fury
>hit him while he's still on fire
>no damage bonus

>hit him with a flare
>switch back to DF and hit him
>damage bonus
???
?????
also Scorch Shot is bugged and is doing more damage to buildings than it should

would you?

>playing engineer because no one else wants to
>pyro rounds the corner
>he's easily mid-far range (more than a scout's double jump range)
>sentry turns and shoots him as he M1's toward me
>he dies
>yet his damage particles pile on top of me as he collapses
>also die
>I was full health and on top of my dispenser

no
hands are good stuff

Balance Fortress 2
>Remove passive reload and uber building from crossbow
>Give passive reload to all other med primaries
>Reduce stock needles reload time by 0.3 seconds (to match the animation)
>Reduce quick-fix healrate to 115%
Valve hire me

>using syringes ever

Why am I always placed on Harvest or Badwater when I'm trying to play on Casual with all game modes activated ?

would you?

no
viewmodels are good stuff

I like it, fuck you.

I don't like it, fuck you.

thats the fucking point
crossbow is so above everythign else
needles are actually great in close range but they dont have unlimited range like crossbow or healing cappabilities

gay OP

BENIS XDD

gay OP

gramps' gun

...

this is free, trade me

>playing a class's counter
>still complain when you die

add me id/shootmefortwelvedollars for hot nudes

unsustainable dog fart expeditions

grug no like hitscan

Point and click adventure game

leto the bdoies hits thes lfoor

big penis lol

PENIS IS WEEKNES LEAVIN THE BODY

Send nudes

my gun isnt strange fml

cum

Morwanneg 26 year old black tranny

"I can't afford a strange original."

brrrrrrrrrappp

benis bomber

hope you're ready for my load, son

Parkland Shooting Was a Planned Op

Spy Sappin My Nuts

roflmaoer

This is an original description

what the fuck is quake

LE OLDFAG GUN (ONLY 90S KIDS MEMBER)

...

Press X To Jason

the original SUCK

hard throbbing veiny fucking COCK

get

winrar

Farming (You)s has never been easier

>tfw no strange Veeky Forums pass to keep track of my (you)s

t. reddit

>tfw no system to rate good posts and bad posts

what would a killstreak Veeky Forums pass do

>tfw no boost ball

ahahahahaha holy fuck 26dollar is dating xxxxx
ahahaha

rude

can you imagine being so desperate that you date a literal pedophile banned from every discord for being one

fivex wasnt banned and isnt a pedo

talking about 26dollar you literal moron

>Hits on dckm at every opportunity despite everyone knowing he's 13
>Not a pedo
I don't think he's banned from discord, though his being a pedo is the reason we actually moved to a discord with an alive moderator.

cheri's alive again

26dollar has posted child models in multiple discords and is banned from all of them

stop defending him you cretin

Dckm has been here for years. Did he start browsing at like 6?

Too late, plus Cheri wouldn't tell 5x to fuck off in the first place. 26 is not banned from the PDF discord, he just fucked off because Engio deleted his personal containment channel.

According to him he's been on Veeky Forums since he was 9~10. Poor kid.

no he hasnt lol dckm is a nutf2g just like all the other shitposters that ruined the thread