/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #513

Officer on the case Edition
Previous: >Official stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed) (embed)

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (embed)
Game files dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): [YouTube] /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality" (embed)

>Put the gun down from your head or I'll be forced to shoot, user!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first for tf2 engineer

Hello Anons, and welcome to the /ddlc/ writing contest! Deadline has been extended to 11:59 GMT tomorrow! Voting will start then!
Comedy fics pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
Dramatic fics pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
>Maximum Submissions: 1
>Deadline: February 24, 2018 at 11:59 PM GMT
>Maximum Words: 2000
>Submission Categories:
There are two categories: comedy and drama. Comedy stories are the fics that leave your reader feeling happy at the end (or in other words, end in wholesome). Dramatic stories are those fics that leave the reader in a state of tense emotion. Note that all Dokis will be placed into the same pool! Consider your reader's biases when plotting out your story!
>How to submit:
On /ddlc/, post the following: Your story's name, a short description (1-2 sentences), and a link to your fic. At the top of your post, link to the OP and write that this is for the /ddlc/ writing contest. If you don't, I will NOT include it.
I will check the OP's to every thread after thread #460 and add your story to the contest. I'll check at least once every day, so be patient!
>Voting Process:
The two categories will be listed into two pastebins, and each story's title, link, and description will be shown. A poll will be put at the top and you will get to vote on your favorite story.
Round two will consist of the top three(?) stories in each category, and we will repeat the process to determine our winner.
>Rules:
- You must stay anonymous when submitting a story.
- Your story must be related to DDLC.
>FAQ:
- Lewd and graphic content is allowed within reason. Your story should not be a mere smut.
- Note that any fics that look like zero effort was put in will be discarded.
- If you do not link to the OP, I will NOT see your story.

officer sayori I want to report an OP incapable of removing (embed)s and making sure the youtube link works

I love Yuri!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

heeheehahahuhu

shit my bad

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Good evening, everyone~! It is evening now, right? Maybe afternoon?
Welcome back to my poetry club though!

Word of the thread is "personal"!
Alternatives are 'wonder' and 'bow'.

If anyone would like to write a poem and isn't too busy working on their poem for tonight, I highly encourage you all to write something using one of these three words as your theme, topic, or inspiration. Even if you just keep the word in mind as you write, that's enough! Beyond that, each word is free to be interpreted in any way you want. In fact, that's a major aspect of this! To see how others tackle the same word and see where the differences arise!
To that end, everyone is welcome and encouraged to join in since the more perspectives, the better! The last day or two haven't had too many people participating, so hopefully we can get some numbers built back up! The more people writing poems, the more fun it is to discuss amongst yourselves!
Well, regardless of what you decide to do, I hope you all have fun and enjoy this! I'm looking forward to reading your poems when I can!

Monika!

I love my mom too!

just do your best so your doki can be proud of you

the embeds are never going to leave. were going to still be using the same OP format until its been completely mutilated and nobody even remembers what it was supposed to look like

I LOVE MONIKA!

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is big! BIG!!!!!!

Anyone play through Hacknet?
The music really makes me feel like I'm doing something productive.

Sayori's big, squishy butt!
I wanna play with it for hours!

Me too!

>"How is it possible that Sayori kept this from me the entire time that I've known her?"

Just how dumb was MC? Most players probably knew an hour into the game what was coming.

MC knew Sayori for more than a decade.

>no dialogue
What could it mean

>watching borat with Yuri

The sleaziness of the "I know what's best for you" line hit me well before reading the suicide note, too. What a jackass.

Hello everyone! It's Doodleanon!

Yurifriends come out at night, correct? What would you like to see? Kind of want to draw a Yuri tonight, but I don't know what scenario.

>Just how dumb was MC? Most players probably knew an hour into the game what was coming.
He says a lot of dumb shit.
He's just a blank slate.
In act 2 he barely says or thinks anything.

>Yuri is my doki
>Literally just got done watching Borat
A-Are you me??

a raccoon yuri could be coolio

I am very manly

No I'm just a really big fan of borat. I also love Yuri

Natsuki!

he is just very autistic okay
the "literature club" isn't actually a literature club but a special needs club
all the dokis volunteered to help sayori
the literature thing is just a facade, that's why you don't see anyone reading any books outside of yuri

cute!

*plot holes*

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can i get sleepy dokis before going to sleep?

Cuddling with Yuri!

Hey, it's a great movie.

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Sure thing user! Have a good sleep!

i don't have any but take my (you)s

's butt!

is my new doki

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Yuri being really cute and embarrassed after user suddenly smooched her on the cheek!
I don't have any sleepy dokis that haven't already been posted, sorry user!
You can have a few (You)s though! I hope you sleep well!

Fattening Yuri!

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whens the Eoin O'duffy edition

Last call for the wishing wall! Post now or forever hold your peace!

Is your wish absent from the wall? Reply to this post with your 300x300 wish/message so I can add it before it's finalized. The final, last, terminal, no-more-after-this, complete version will be posted tomorrow.

That's it! It'll be done then! Over. Finito. Gonna bury this mother. Good night, Irene, good night!

>Sayori, Spot, and Rhea travel down along the walls of the giant cavern.
>She finds a group of skeletal giants, lined up in a three pronged attack plan.
>One readies a gigantic bow, while the other two charge the party with giant scimitars.
>Sayori and Spot rush the two charging in, while Rhea uses her miracles to deflect the arrows back at the Bowman
>The skeleton in the back loses its skull as Sayori and Spot finish off the two, Spot devouring a leg while Sayori destroys the collarbone of another.
>After they finish, they hear the clattering of armor crashing to the ground behind them.
>Sayori turns to find, clad in charred-black armor, A man wielding a large glaive, rising from his knees.
>The man looks to Rhea, Spot, then to Sayori. Sayori moves to the front of the party.
>"Hi! I'm Sayori! What's your name?"
>The knight says nothing, and Sayori goes on the defensive, clutching her mace tight.
>The black knight twirls his glaive, then slashes in front of him, the air whistling as his polearm cuts through the air.
>He rests his polearm beside him, then bows to Sayori, never taking his eyes off her.
>The cavern is completely silent as Sayori eyes the knight, measuring him up.
>"Spot, stay. Rhea, you get back too. This guy looks tough, and he doesn't seem like the type to leave us alone if we ran."
>"W-wait Sayori, at least let me offer my miracles, or have Spot fight him!"
>"It's fine, Rhea. if there's one thing I learned being in Lordran, it's knowing how to fight a fair fight. And besides..."
>Sayori returns the gesture, then readies her mace, gripping it in both hands.
>"...This won't take long."
>Rhea stares starstruck as Sayori forces herself not to burst out laughing.
>'I can't believe I just said that, that was so cheesy!' She thought to herself.
>She walks forward, leaving her party, to duel the Black Knight.

Hey doodleAnon! I was wondering if you could doodle a Sayori hugging a skeletal dog? It's for Sunlight Sayori, It'd mean a ton!

No! It's too good! Everybody start posting about Natsuki's perfect and big butt RIGHT NOW!

>it's X.X.2018
>Project Libitina comes out
>All the Dokis are actually just fake personalities, brainwashed, without free will
>Monika is also no exception, her entire behavior was scripted too. She doesn't love (You) or MC.
>Although, Monika considers you a friend for keeping her braindead husk company
>All the dokis don't even remember you
>mfw when all of us just got rejected by anime girls

>Forgetting to eat
>Unorganized
>Messy personal space
>Focuses on other people's well-being over their own
>Distant

I knew it early on, but it didn't soften the blow.

Hey guys, its good to be back.
How is everyone, and what's been going on in the past two or three threads?

nah

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I almost have enough money to get my own apartment and live on my own. Wish me luck bros

we hacked literature

you here>

>fake personalities
Why do people keep believing this?

Our little user is growing up

pls explain

I don't think they mean "fake," I just think they mean the dokis we see in DDLC will be very different from their "true" selves in Libitina. Kinda like our video game avatars are different from us in a real life.

This is my mommy. What do you guys think of her?

I hope you like having a new brother.

I have an idea for a fic
user becomes paralyzed from the waist down and must sit on a wheelchair, with Monika helping him in many things that he now cant do
user considers him a burden and tries to sayonara himself, but is stopped by his doki and lives
what ya think

>monika heh
>not monika desu
Wait a second....

What a bizarre coincidence, your mother is the identical image of the woman I would call "wife" if I didn't already have another!

I just changed the filename lad, calm down

you have to buy project libitina to find out sorry

Guys, I don't think DDLC will have anything to do with libitania. I know it's fun to speculate but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Just Monika?

>I don't think DDLC will have anything to do with libitania
This is the best possible outcome.

Stop being slow god dammit

what hte FUCK does that even MEAN

>I will follow you. No matter where you are in the world, I will come find you...you know, do you not? No matter where you are I can somehow always find you. And when you have grown weary of cat-and-mouse... Let us go home together, Yuri.

Choose an ethically different Minority Doki to have an adventure with.

>Nigtsuki wants to go on a ghetto adventure with you through the ghetto. To find legendary fried chicken

> Beaner Yuri, needs help cutting avocados


>Sayori is slavic and wants to learn of capitalism.

Why is Sayori so fat?

state your love interest and speculate on her favorite programming language

>Yuri
>C#
:^)

Because it would make her squeaky as a dog toy
gotta keep it alive!

The raccoon Yuri
She comes for your bread.

i thought monika was the one into piano

good shit

>Sayori is slavic wants to learn of capitalism
user, you realise that communism in eastern europe fell in 1989 right?
Also, shouldn't Monika be the slav?
Her name is latin and she looks, well, white.

sayori is japanese!
yay sayori!

Morning lads! Just woke up from me nap and I feel a whole lot better, had another dream that I remembered which is rare.
How's everyones day going so far?
Hey teach! If you're still about I hope you're enjoying the fic series!

Doki Doki Disability Club!

Blind and Deaf Sayori!
>holding her hand to guide her around!
>talking to her by writing on her palms!
>whenever you aren't around she gets nervous!
>having her stumble over to you just to make sure you're still there!

Quadruple Amputee Natsuki!
>pushing her chair around!
>helping her to eat meals!
>watching her struggle with basic tasks when she's too proud to ask for help!
>wrapping her in a blanket and falling asleep holding her!

Severe Autism Yuri!
>helping her sort her toys by color!
>hearing her rock back and forth while she watches you play vidya!
>calming her down with hugs whenever she has a fit!
>you're the only person she doesn't get nervous around!

Black Monika!
>helping her understand computers!
>listening to her rant about racism!
>keeping her engaged so she doesn't join a gang!
>talking loudly in a movie theater with her!

I haven't played Katawa Shoujo yet
I'll do it someday

Facesitting with fat Sayori!

>tfw when i made a big topic for mas, fucked up the indentation, got help from others but i still dont know what the fuck is wrong with the code

that feel when when

Try running through it line by line?

Do you want to be fucking crushed?

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Sure am. Thanks for sharing it.

i want to see please
i'm okay at computer stuff sometimes

>Monika using you as her personal toilet!
>Monika eating extra fruits and veggies to ensure firm, healthy turds!
>Monika holding in her shit for days!
>Monika putting your ear against her bloated stomach so you can hear her digestive tract producing your future dinner!
>Monika straining to push out a gigantic, steamy log onto a dinner plate!
>Monika forcing you to bury your face in it and eat every last bite!
>Monika making you wash it down with her golden piss!
>Monika giving you a big kiss afterwards!
>Monika!

I want to protect her Russian smile

pls no bulli MC-kun. He's just a scripted character without mind of his own.

Glad to hear it!
Hopefully gonna make some progress with the next chapter this morning or die trying desu

Yuri in nun suit

Morning DoodleLad
How you holding up today?
Quick question, what ever happened to that "Natsuki comforting user" request, did you finish it and I missed it or?