/dlg/ - Duel Links General

I want to hold hands with alexis in a public area with no regard for common decency

I want Alexis to fuck me in the butt!

>mfw my opponent puts UAGG into defense so that I can summon UAGG on my turn

how nice

...?

>deepsea warrior
>using deepsea warrior

Shouldn't expect anything less from a thread where someone shoves Alexis in the OP

i want to rework alexis' character because someone else's archetype is more popular!

How come every time I attack a facedown monster, it's always man eater bug?

I want to marry Kylie!

Because you're not running Gem-Knight Citrine/Ancient Gear Beast

BUY

>literally haven't used a single EX jewel
what's the point of these things

clearly it works. it's ATK is irrelevant with SSA and it can't be killed with SRH. numen erat tetsudo is another good meme level 5 water

GIMMIE THE CHOCOLATE HISAO

I'll be laughing my ass off if the first new box after the release of 5ds world is a blackwings box.

The advantage of Deepsea Warrior is that it's immune to SRH

You need cards that deal with face downs or effects.

Such a goddess, a sexy jobber. Shame she's doomed to remain an eternal virgin.

>After the release of 5DS world

>dude throws down ugg
>fth
>its defense is so high i can't clear it and have to wait them out
I can already tell I'm going to absolutely despise this card.

Who else here gonna buy Aster structure deck 3x? Who here gonna rock the new Dogma mat and sleeves?

What kinks do you think she schlicks to? There's no way she's vanilla.

lurk more redditard

bald women

I am, is it gonna come with destiny end dragoon? What other structure decks are coming out?

Unfortunately we aren't getting DED, but we are getting dangerous

that's his distressed line when drawing a card you mong

>Is it gonna come with Destiny end Dragoon
No, full list.
Polymerization
Destiny HERO - Dogma
Cyclone Blade
D - Fortune
Vision HERO Trinity
Vision HERO Vyon
Darklight
Destiny HERO - Dangerous
Destiny HERO - Drilldark
Destiny HERO - Dark Angel
Destiny HERO - Celestial
D Cubed
D-Fusion
Destiny HERO - Dreamer

>Destiny HERO - Dreamer
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>tfw want 3 drilldarks but want to stay f2p

I'm buying 3 for Dangerous and Celestial.

The structure comes with 3 Drilldarks user, you'll only need 500 gemmies unless you want 3x of anything else.

deck comes with 3 drilldark

>tfw FTKing myself against all these crowlers

>mexican speaking like a nigger/with a brooklyn accent

the fuck?

>Destiny HERO - Dark Angel

I am bored. Can someone post a Storm Neos deck?

There are people in this thread right now who wipe their ass instead of getting in the shower.

im not showering every day fuck that

>tfw fell for the dark world meme
>tfw spent 10k gems on 3 lightnings and snowwy
>tfw never EVER get a good first hand
>tfw didnt get a single dealings from the anniversary box

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

a Storm Neos deck?

>he doesn't wipe and then wash his ass
it's like you like having soggy shit in your asscrack

They literally just had it in a survey. It's coming and you can't stop it

Is Dark World the biggest overhyped flop of Duel Links so far?

well you didn't really get that far did you..

IN THE END

People's Champion deck*

>diet consists of lard and taco bell so all that ever flies out of his asshole is a fountain of liquid shit
Eat some fiber and that won't happen

I think silent mommy and XYZ dragon were pretty shitty

You're supposed to squat and hold your ass cheeks open when you poop. That way your stools come out easier, you don't get poop stuck on your butt, and toilet water doesn't splash your anus.

She loves Jaden so she probs has kink for the lower-class.

No one ever hyped either of those as meta. They are playable, just not to KoG

Atleast I got 2 gaias, volcanic 1900 beater and that guy that can be special summoned out of it...

maybe I can meme with those

Were they actually considered to be competitive? Also they didn't have a UR support stuck in a limited box.

I tried this but it makes it feel like the shitlogs come out too easy

Silent mommy/Ultimate Insect was good, they just came out at the worst fucking time as the trap meta was beginning to take effect.

>This thread quickly went from /dlg/ to How to take a shit 101

>XYZ
This is just a fun petdeck, there's support that could help it but we're not gonna get all of it anytime soon
>VWXYZ
Anyone who actualy got hype for this just because of Fusion Tag was too far gone to help

I didn't know there was a difference!

DOHOHOHOHOHO

Fucktoy Shou-kun is that you?

youtu.be/-4Bk1ManHO8

Why not both?

This is bullshit. I tried this once, not only does the reduced resistance cause the shit to come out with more force and increasing splash distance, the toilet seat also snapped off from me squatting on it

Your poops are supposed to come easy. As long as it isn't watery like diarrrah or hard like passing a brick then it's fine.

its okay user
i too spent 2k gems digging into an old shitty box for a meme that turned out to be shit and I perhaps only played with for 1 day

we all make mistakes
we all make mistakes

>squatting on the toilet seat
nigga lose some weight, I know Yu-Gi-Oh players are fat but holy shit

Tell the OTK build to fuck off and just do a fun beatdown deck focused around DW, Trance, Necrofear, backrow and tfw to inteligent

>all those gems spent on shitty boxes, incomplete decks, and cards you never pulled

I spent almost 2k gems for a summoned skull when I was a noobie building a unga bunga Yami deck.

Darkworlds are doing fine in this meta. If you wanna bounce your whale to protect him or your SSA the DW player can just OTK you. The bigger problem is only a few people got 3 dealings.

The problem is Niggerfaggot Konami decided that you can only buy a limited number of Selection Box packs with gems, a blatant cashgrab that actually punishes newer players if they get unusable trash for their pulls

Here you go friend.

Adjust it any way you want for your playstyle.

I agree with you im just saying not only are they not a flop but that their reign hasn't even started yet.

Reminder that he did nothing wrong
Reminder that his own friends betrayed him and sent him spiraling towards isolation and gave him a sense of trusting only yourself.
His smile and happiness was not protected.

Should I spend my welfaregems in the hottest new decks or should I get me 3 senjus?
Apparently rituals survive the test of time, I know I'm late to the party but I got a second Furdragon when looking for a cosmic cyclone.

mai's filler outfit makes my pee wee hard

alexis rhodes makes my weewee hurt and it pees milk

soon...

>risks lives of friends he's known for years to save someone he just met
>acts like a rude cunt when they get back from the different dimension for no reason

>for no reason
>Always pulls his useless friends out of trouble
>The one time he needs help, none of them step up
>Jim and fire nigga step in
>Syrus too much of a pussy
>Chazz/Alexis/Atticus blame Jaden for everything despite going in with him knowing the consequences
>ermahgurd, why is he such an edgelord now

Literally did nothing wrong. You would have that attitude too if you busted your kneecaps for friends who can't do the same then play the blame game.

>He tells them not to follow him since it'll be dangerous but the braindead morons he called "friends" do it anyway
>Blame him for "betraying" them when he was trying to save them

If I was him I'd treat those assholes the same way.

they damn well knew what they were getting into, it wasn't his fault, and everyone would act resentful if your friends blame you for shit you can't control

too bad she was ruined by her awful replacement VAs voice

What is the card after cross porter?

me on the left

Magical Merchant. You need to mill your deck for neos/neos spacians to the grave for miracle contact. Until we get Convert Contact, this is prolly one of the most viable Storm Neos Decks.

Lads, what's the best way to farm destiny draw at the moment?
Is it intentionally losing in ranked?

UAGG is great for autoduels

>Saved Atticus from Nightshroud
>Helped Alexis find her brother and saved him, risking his own life to do it.
>Saved Alexis from the SoL
>Helped Chazz step up to corporate giant brothers
>Saved Chazz from SoL
>Helped Syrus with his confidence problems
>Helped Syrus get accepted by Zane
The one time Jaden needs his friend's help
>"It's all your fault Jaden, you're always doing things to make yourself feel better, It's all about you!"
>"What's the meaning of this Sarge?!? When I get outta these shackles I'll make a constellation outta you!"
>"How could you do this to us Jaden? Do we not matter to you anymore?"
>"I thought we were friends, I guess I was wrong. It's sad to know that"
>"It's all your fault Jaden, you killed them all. For Jesse right? Well he's gone and now our friends are gone too!"
>The only guys that actually tried to help Jaden were two overseas students with Duel Disk gun and pet alligator who Jaden only knew for less than a week, Syrus did nothing to help him.
Reminder that Jaden avoided them in S4, didn't acknowledge Syrus or Hassleberry's existence, Was rude to Alexis and Atticus, (Especially Alezis who tries to make amends with him and he just shoots her down everytime),ignores Chazz and even sits away from them in class when he does go. The only person he hung around was Jesse and Axel for most of S4.

Mind control.