/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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>[Chaldea Boys Collection]
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Period: 2018-02-22 04:00 - 03-01 03:59 UTC
Amakusa Shirou, Astolfo and Child Gil will be on rateup for the entire duration
Vlad III, Zhuge Liang and Nikola Tesla will have rateups alongside Amakusa on 02/25, 02/26 and 02/27 respectively
Exchange the "CBC2018 Special Invitation" sent to your present box for a free CE
New Interludes for Diarmuid, Beowulf and Medea Lily

>[Half AP Story Quests and Challenge Quest Announcement]
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Half AP Period (story quests only): 2018-02-22 04:00 - 03-15 03:59 UTC
Prison Tower event will begin on 03/01

>[News]
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>[Miscellaneous]
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Stop spamming mommy threads, I am 100% sure you are ban evading now

No Reddit servants beyond this post.

quick memelin!

Hatless Nursery Rhyme is a miracle of the universe and this threads true mascot!

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BUFFS SOON!
Please?

Bryn on the front page!

Try to stop me.

Nope Grand Saber is going to be introduced

>something happens on jp
>/alter/ reacts
>something happens on na
>/fgog/ does not give a shit

/fgog/ lives in your head rent free.
Merge back, you chucklefucks.

If I only eat 2 ramen packets a day that's only 2 dollars a day I can get my nendo even faster

Probably because anything that happens here already happened there outside of silly SEAnigger drama, you dumbass.

>Something happens in JP
>will eventually affect NA
>Something happens in NA
>won't affect JP in any way

Who will be Grand Saber?

I want to give her a happy ending.

I've gotten 4 Astolfos, two Vlads and a Sumanai while trying get a second Amakusa

Do I keep going?

yu ned to merg bak now hehe

Roll for mordred right now

Literally nothing positive happens in NA compared to JP. All they have to do is laugh at our gimped gachas and bad translation.

I want her to give me a happy ending

wtf why are they adding angra mainyu again?

Go buy that rice and feed yourself for less than $10 a week already

Yay! Okita is finally going to be buffed....right?

>gimped gachas
We have gotten more SQ than JP had at this point and significantly more filler material.

Hey, could I get you to use a name when you post this next time? Maybe something like Mergeback or something, please? Thanks man.

Which male servant will make me their pigbitch?

>...they had a brush with the excise, that eternal enemy of the Jeanne-Amelie's master. A customs officer was laid low and two sailors were wounded; Dantes was one of them: a shot passed through his left shoulder, leaving a flesh wound.
>He was almost happy at this skirmish and his wound. These hard tutors had taught him how he viewed danger and bore suffering. He had laughed at danger and, as the shot pierced him, said like a Greek philosopher: 'Pain, you are not an evil.'

>'And now,' said the stranger, 'farewell goodness, humanity, gratitude... Farewell all those feelings that nourish and illuminate the heart! I have taken the place of Providence to reward the good; now let the avenging God make way for me to punish the wrongdoer!'

Of course not, unless you want more Vlads that is. You still have Waver and Tesla day if you want them, and I think chad priest gets another solo day. If you want chad priest and like Astolfo I'd roll on his solo day until NP5 Astolfo just to put a limit on spending but also give it a honest try.

yes but our paid gacha was an absolute fucking retarded joke compared to the jp one.

Artoria with Avalon

Why would she?

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WRIGGLE WRIGGLE~

Roll for Mordred unironically

She sucks (more than just cock) and her updated animation is lazy

>Angra 100 por Ciento
>First 6* servant
>Canonically cucks your entire chaldea and every female servant has a line about him
based

You're in (Your) Room and this chad slaps yo' gf's ass, what do?

She's with (you) in Chaldea. That's already a happy ending for her.

>purged every single faggot with astolfo on my friend list
Feels good man

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

My GF is BB, RIP him

Plenty of worse servants and animation out there

El Demonio Siempre Negro...

our paid gacha did not have mordred like theirs did

offer him my ass instead

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Reminder that /alter/‘s one true servant is the chad priest. Emiya is strictly reddit!

We got less options in our gacha compared to JP.
>Mo-san XD
Fuck you.

That's why I said it

based

*posts le smug reddit man at you*

lmao owned

I really need to read The Count of Monty Python. Clearly.

Good, otherwise the paid gacha would have just been a 100% chance of everyone getting Mordred,
I feel sorry for those that never got a chance of getting Jack.

I h-have no gf since I'm a girl. Will he be slapping my flat ass?

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Same but with Liz. Kicked a lot of day 1 /alter/ and /v/ friends, but I don't care.

Bros help me replace Waver in my farming team, his bond is almost at rank 10 and I want him to get some rest. Who else is a good support that can let me farm hands and doors in three turns?

These filters are worth it, even if phone posting is inconvenient as fuck now.

>tfw got Waver from paid gacha
I don't understand what you people are complaining about. Just be yourself.

Fair enough, I don't have waver or tesla yet

Thanks!

>I h-have no gf since I'm a """girl""".
>flat ass
Trannies are not welcome here

limitbroken kaleidoscope

flat ass you say?

Good morning Vietnam

>tfw got NP2 Waver from paid gacha
I understand what everyone was complaining about. I wish I was someone else

Use a support waver

I really hope memerolling him on a single ticket didn't cuck me out of Dantes, but ah man I love him so much.

C H A L D E A

I'll slap your flat ass with my dick

Why doesn’t the director chick show up for the first singularity? Just got to the end of orleans

It's afternoon right now over here fuck you

she dead

user... she's gone...

That fucking smile. Truly /ourguy/

Did you skip Fuyuki completely retard?

Because she shows up later as a servant

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

What? When did that happen? She was fine at the end of fuyuki

someone post it with the comic

user it's time to wake up

>She was fine at the end of fuyuki
No she wasn't. Are you illiterate?

Pls I'm just a skinny nerd woman who thirsts after studs, trannies were a mistake.
God I wish I was ripped like Mordred.
pls have a 6 pack minimum

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banana buddy?

pls explain.

I have 2030 on him so I can hit 50 crit stars with Jets NP, if I grab a support than I'm either missing 10 crit stars or 50 bond points. Does everyone just use Waver for everything?

>pls have a 6 pack minimum
FUCK YOU

>twig nerd girl
>demands a six pack from her men
Fuck off.

GUYS!

the only really edgy one is the second line and considering that's basically his inner motivation from then on that means he is never not edgy

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Baby, I've got an entire keg just for you.

>pls have a 6 pack minimum

I am sorry, I don't care if it makes me a sorceress in a few years but my standards have changed...

This is me bb

>No Gudako gf in Chaldea to forcefully impregnate while Mashu watches
Feels genuinely terrible

ITT: triggered ablets

>that body
HOW CAN REDKEKS EVEN COMPETE

>They buff Arthur instead of Altria

I want this to happen

Why aren't you, it's free