SCP

Give me some (You)s if you want an EU server and I'll put one up

Yeah, but when it does it give you an easy win

188.230.203.13
EU

will leave it online for the whole day

doesn't have entrance gate access so you still need to go look for that
still fun scavenging around looking for a better keycard tho

Why does zombies suck so fucking much?.

>making a competing NA server when there's already like five that aren't full

Because they are fucking zombies.

24.220.234.93
NA

How long until we get a Pence meme outta that weapon?

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stop bullying nerds

memesystem.party:27070 64 slots FF on, US East

also
>playing CI
>go to rescue some d-boys
>see a fithy nerd with a gun
>shoot him immediately
>get killed by dboy with pistol because he was his "friend"

Reminder to kill all roleplayers on sight.

147.135.10.140:7778
join up losers

Cheers user, I'll join as soon as I will be able to, yesterday eu games where fun
>Be furry
>Only doc left
>He has no more than 200 hp left
>Keeps hiding, commander says fuck it and wants to blow up the whole facility
>Get in elevator to the warhead room
>"Well at least we know the doc isn't--"
>*DING*
>Everyone in the elevator gets CURED almost instantly

fun games lads
I just wanted to play some tunes
also to the person that said its 2 oclock when attacked by larry, you're right

>playing doc
>find a guy and he starts charging the BFG
>click him 3 times and get a hitmarker each time
>he kills me

remove memesystem party; they are counteractive to the community

>most optimal Chaos strat is to camp NTF spawns indefinitely

Why is this allowed?

They arent for killing, they are for scouting, luring and keeping remote control of Nuke off.

>roleplaying in a videogame

it's about having fun, you fag.

I feel bad whenever nerds get gunned down, it's fun to bully them a bit but killing them is going too far.

who said anything about roleplaying, you cuck

>placing spawns right besides each other instead of needing to go through the structure
Such an easy fix to spawn camping

most optimal SCP strategy is camping nuke room with larry & camping femur breaker room with doc+peanut
most optimal NTF strategy is camping CI spawn

but all three are gay as fuck & should be heavily discouraged
if you camp ANYTHING as any of these you're a fucking faggot.
Yes that includes 914. just go do something else and come back in a minute or two

This shit looks like a fucking general. Move to Veeky Forums already.

Say something nice about peanut

L I V I D
I
V
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He is cute when he gets bullied by squads.

These threads will die out in less then a week, calm your farm. Moving it to Veeky Forums will just kill the game and the fun.

Niche games don't belong on Veeky Forums

>Find handcuffed D-boi as peanut
>Begs for his life
>See armed MTF
>Prioritize him because he's armed
>MTF executes him despite being 0 threat.
God damn you guys play like fags.

>Tfw this qt peanut will never massage the back of your neck
Feels bad man

>replies to my comment about a behavior in context to memeparty
>strongly implies that its okay for dboys to kill their teammates to save their enemy

You did, roleplayer.

>when people don't realize just how far he can teleport at low HP
Their reactions are always funny when they get neck snapped from a 40 foot teleport

I want her to snap my penis

I want to put it in [her] tight tu-tu booty

>Was playing
>Game crashed between rounds
>Server full

D BOYS MUST DIE

>71.179.255.185:60699
>get the blur glitch at the start of new round, have to alt+f4
>when booted up again establishes connection for multiple minutes
>Esc and try again
>server is full
Gimme an East Coast or EU server please

if a dboi gets out they have to track them down & administer amnestics to everyone they talked to
one mtf isn't going to kill peanut so if he has the choice of just dealing some damage to peanut or preventing the dboi from getting out, he probably made the right choice

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ctrl+f

71.179.255.185:60699 is back up you nerds, everyone died

Orange jumpsuits seem to trigger some extremely volatile emotions in an NTF, it turns them instantly hostile.

NA
24.220.234.93
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Other servers are full, you have no other choice. NA

Does this game have anything to do with Space Station 13?

Give the game a week to see if there are regulars coming in
Then it'll be a general

no

Same.

71.179.255.185:60699
71.179.255.185:60699

Not full

fuck why is nobody talking on memeparty?

>nerd survives and slaughters entire chaos team near single handedly
WHY DIDN'T I KILL HIM

>can we do it with the lights off, user-kun?

>mfw you get trapped in 914 with peanut and make a truce but when you blink he's gone

>only 6 players came back
Need more people!

>literally 3 people

Just join 24.220.234.93, don't split everyone up.

>Waiting until my back is turned and my guard is down to shoot me because you're fee fee's are hurt.

Good job Seryuu, enjoy being on my perma KoS list.

You must be 21

>recreate a fucking GMOD GAMEMODE in unity ( ofc its poorly coded lmao, the dev doesnt know how to manage the project )
>make it free so nobody won't moan a thing about the game ( you cant talk shit about game if its free :^)
>poor model choice, for example Ds look like fucking soyboys with their nu-beanies
>game would unironically look better with static lighting
but ihsssss freee goyms and ihsss funn :^)

I heard you muttering about that, what actually happened in that button room?

>calling people goyims for playing a free game
dumbass

gameplay and fun>graphics

Welcome to pre-2007 gaming kiddo

>implying that the dev wont start charging people for setting up servers

even if he did why the fuck would I care I'm not a server hoster

idk man as soon as u spawn as ntf it tells u to eliminate d-boys. if u dont it seems like they spawn as armed enemies with greater health and it counts against ur score. u could almost conclude that ur supposed to kill d-boys or something. just a theory not definitely how the game is designed or anything.

best boy with best SCP

>bully peanut into comming into scp 914
>everyone leaves and seal him inside
>proceed to bully him more through the door

i wish voice chat worked
i haven't played a single game where it did.

lmaoing rn, dude. UT2004 and fucking counter-strike source look waaaay better than this.

>71.179.255.185:60699
empty

What goes through the mind of a trapped SCP? "I fucked up?"

>tfw no SCP 811 in the game
>no win condition where you win as a dboi by impregnating her

where's the scp-166 door?

I was scientist and he was ntf. He waited until I broke off from his lost and retarded squad to find my way to the surface and followed me around for a couple of minutes until my guard dropped, taking advantage of my cautious nature to get an easy teamkill.

Broken out since you get to play as her and you must avoid everybody, especially Dbois, or else you get raped to death

2 people (one of them left after that as well)
>24.220.234.93
like 12
>147.135.10.140:7778
like 16

don't make new servers, check the existing servers to see if they're full and if all of them are full, then you can make a new one & advertise it

That sucks dude.

>enjoy being on my perma KoS list
because your fee fee's are hurt?
grow up nerd

Not even other SCP's are safe.

>Good job Seryuu, enjoy being on my perma KoS list.

what if I want to be impregnated by a big and strong d-boy?

Exactly the reason she'd never be added to the game desu.

also which region the server is

That is terrifying.

>YOU ARE SCP-166 AVOID ALL CONTACT
>faggots with voice modulators run at the Dbois asking for their Ds and start talking about cum and shit
Yeah, no.

makes sense

It was much worse with the music sting, spooked the fuck out of me.

You need to grow up, you're the initiator. Same with your buddy, Sansoref.

Consider the following:
914 now has effects if you sit in input & someone activates it

Rough: death
Course: take damage
1:1: Change model to random other human model, people can still see class if they hover over you
fine: increases FOV & movement speed, but drains health over time
very fine: [DATA EXPUNGED]