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BLOOD AND THUNDER

>two new races of elves
>no playable mogue allied race

very sad

>pruned edition

female darkspear > female zandalari
male zandalari > male darkspear
prove me wrong

>night elves will never have proper reveresed gender roles with feminine males

>still no Broken to make a rogue and transmog Akama's double scythes


BLIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRD

>BFA trailer has 11 million views
>WOD trailer has 23 million views
>Legion trailer had 10 million views
Did the Varian Anduin story flop so bad?
DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS AND THE STATUS QUO?

WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT VARIAN AND ANDUIN PLEASE RESPOND, WHY ISNT VARIAN POPULAR YET

me rexxar
me send in pet and shot bad guy
me win

Prove yourself right.

oh wait you cant

You just want to be sexually bullied by night elves, huh?

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What if they allowed Void Elves to be Demon Hunters? As an exchange, they could allow tauren to become DH too. Think about it, they'd be the illidairy.

i swear to god asmongold browses wowg
hes been using the term "simple yet elegant" all the time just now when some days earlier ive been posting this here a lot

i dont have to prove myself right to anyone who isn't blind

That had more to do with WoD losing subs tho.

show me your dick

does buying a legendary with essences reset your bad luck protection?

so friendly

no

I want a male orc tittypad!

Give cummies mommy

>Vol'jin and Varian are still ash but Vol'jin is coming back as a minor Loa

>added faggot
>Request not accepted
Or are you a filthy EU?

Someone edit in Anduin as the manlet please for the love of god we need to insult the Alliance players and one up them.

>n-no legion cinematic wasnt shit, it was WODs fault

i like the contrast between the grotesque, degenerat even nick name and the cute innocent looks

>You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>gets killed so they can shoehorn sylvanas to pander to nu-hordelets

>gets killed so alliance dont throw a fit on the forums

Y-yeah..

who watches this trash?

fuck i lol'd

kids

elune is a fart cloud? what a theory

>tfw ur sister and gf bully you ever day
>they refuse to cosplay as night elves

=\

Classic when

>They're coming from behind!
>Stabbed from the front
>Blade enters his belly like butter
>Able to punch the blade in half on the sharp side

He survived an assassination attempt built to kill trolls but this one felguard decided to try putting fel poison on his weapon that one day and that did him in

Varian's soul was almost completely shattered, the thing Anduin saw was a fragment kept in Shalamayne akin to Arthas in Frostreaper

classic is shit

WotLK when?

MY QUEEN

So I have a sad and disheartening story to tell.

My son has watched me play WoW since he was born. I have played (off and on) since Vanilla and have been Alliance most of that time. Tonight I decided that at 7y/o - he was old enough to goof around on a newbie toon off in some far tutorial area. I annouced it at dinner and watched his little eyes light up. Already he was talking about being the Hero - defeating the badguys, and cutting them with his weapons.

My eyes beamed as I knew my little boy would roll a Warrior - one of my favorite classes!

We settled down on the laptop, and he asked which kind of Orc he could be.

My heart fell out of my chest.

MY OWN BLOOD... how could he do this to me?! How many times have I fending off the Horde from my home city of Stormwind? How many times has he heard me lament the Forsaken Queen! My son... has betrayed me.

How do you guys cope with this? This hollow feeling inside... will it ever get better?

TL;DR - TIL - My son picked horde

you guys know it was literally an asspull because the alliancebabies were asshurt from losing varian right? if both factions lose their major leader nobody cries bias

>Shalamayne is a runeblade now

big if true

>Horde lose Thrall, Cairne, and Garrosh
>Alliance lose Varian
>favoritism

?????????????

Take your meds.

N-NANI?!

if you're a good girl maybe!

That's not what a runeblade is, lorelet.

But BfA proves it. It's barely higher.

das it mane

>Your application to "+12 DHT checking io" has been declined.

No thats wrong, shalamayne is an old elf blade from the war of the ancients.

>the last relevant old horde character had to die so waifubait could be queen

i miss her...

>sword that collects souls isn't a runeblade
:thonkien:

>reee women :(

Ah, hello fellow futa.

>implying Shalamayne collected Varian's soul
>what is the popular fantasy trope of "this weapon once wielded by a great echo still holds a fragment of his power"
>because x shares property with y, x = y

7/10 I thought you were serious there for a moment.

Old horde posters being cringe again ITT.

what horde race/gender has the best looking armour for warrior?

youtube.com/watch?v=TLzhlsEFcVQ

No cringe in honesty

female panda with helmet graphic enabled

belf female, make her look like a whore

definitely belf.

>Still didn't accept
Well that's life I guess. Nice trolling.

unironically Nightborne have the best build for showing off armor.

Too bad they stand like cucks.

brown orc

Fixing the whole addiction issue of the blood elves and nightborne the same expac they were introduced was/is a mistake. I miss the edgy blood knights.

the alliance posters try so hard

Btag now yes?

>mfw I just realised a Garothi Worldbreaker straight from Argus came through at the Broken Shore and Varian solo'd it

Reminder that we had to lose voljin just so the alliance wouldn't storm blizzard hq.

>everything I dont like must be posted by alliance
Cringe

>died from a sword to the head

damn ..... makes you think

Autism is one hell of a drug.

Whatre the bgs that alliance win more often? Bout to do the weekly.

OH NO NO NO

...

>thiccfuta
>probably means 20" horsecock

desu grotesquely huge girlcock really turns me off.

Why is the Legion cinematic so shit?

WOD already doubled our views, of course
Now BFA has more views too!

Is it because the alliance story has no meaning?

...

explain

Kul'tiran druids

>do you understand how much money and time it takes them to make a 4-5 minutes cinematic like that?
do you understand how much money they made off that movie

NA? None
EU? All

explain

What am I looking at here?

hia~

>white europeans in current year as the rapefugees invade
WoW really brings the social commentary in their games and makes it fit in their lore. Alliance are done, this is the end for them.

Kul'tirans have druids.

Human
druids

Stop avatarfagging

don't see why the fuck not since we have worgen druids

go fuck yourself

Kul'tiras druids and zandalari paladins

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I DONT FUCKING WANT TO GO DRANEOR TO LEVEL I HATE IT THERE WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE IT SO I COULD JUST LEVEL IN AZEROTH + PANDARIA FUCK YOU