/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

That's not very nice, user.

she punched it a lot probably

Vive la France!

>when you troll a tamamocuck awesome style

>when you troll a gilkek awesome style

>only on day 4 of our three weeks of nothing and we're this dead
WE ARENT GONNA MAKE IT

based cuckfox 2 poster

Anyone else farming Bountiful Sea?

Redpill me on which CE I should get.

discordapp.com/invite/gAxn2FW
Get in for comfy

>when you troll a jetkek awesome style

banana strong!

Noisy obsession

I see you're saving for Shuten, and that's the best CE for her

Versus to see the hatesex.

Stop shitposting.

>Jalter not in the top 10 anymore
>Jeannechads and Amakusachads laughing at us
Bros what the fuck, I thought Merlin made her the best forever. Noooooooo, this cannot be! I saved 1200 quartz just to NP5 her, why?!

Not much happening in game, people probably clearing the story or farming hands.
But it feels quite good having slow threads without constant stream of shitposting.

I really want to fuck (Me) bros

nu uh

based king of dabs poster

I absolutely love Gudako's design.

Do you choose which Servants to roll for based on how hard they make your dick?

MORE DABS

That bitch is too flat.

I choose them based on design, gameplay, animations and voice acting

ohnonono bros

I don't choose my servants. I'm a raging gambling addict, so saving quartz is not an option.

So I'm confused about Phantom's Bond Level 5 entry:

>The evil deeds Ryunosuke Uryu committed through tril and error had already been completed in the 19th century ...either that, or the image of the brutal Phantom had ascended into a Noble Phantasm. By combining it with his singing voice coming from a misshapen vocal organs, this Noble Phantasm spreads invisible magical damage.

Does Ryunosuke have anything to do with Phantom, or are they just comparing his murderous tendencies with the Heroic Spirit's?

Same as this guy But I tend to neglect the gameplay part.

>1200
>NP5
That's the most laughable part of your post

Ryunosuke made musical instruments out of living humans. That's probably what the Phantom did too.

What were they thinking when they made the most beautiful girl in the game and the sexiest Fate girl your female avatar? Did they really do it just so she could have an excuse to fuck everyone?

>most beautiful
But that's wrong.

>weekend
>dead threads
It's over bros, the servers won't last until DUDE's event

>small breasts, short hair, not wide hips, thin legs

No she's not.

It's fine bro, we'll all migrate to the Korean server.

all the normalfags are out doing normalfag things

WTF BROS

Gaes get out

>small breast
Is not a point against her.
All the best fate girls have modest to flat bust sizes.

I'd like Gudako if she had a body like this.

It's as if people have different tastes.
But I still find her beautiful.

If I met this goddess I would become her servant no doubt no doubt.

Since this game is dead, it is finally time to start playing FEH again?

The witch

but feh is shit

This.

The Queen!

I used 99 orbs and no Evil Celica. At least I got my first Robin Hood and 2 Kid Gils in FGO

That is no queen.

I need this fat monk

No, it's time to move on over to Kirara Fantasia.
>more events
>more waifus
>better gacha
>making loads of money
>filled with lewd
>you are a cute girl IRL

That name reeks of idolshit.

Me too.

Big tits aren't a requirement to being sexy

My dick thinks otherwise.

I really wish I could have a ginger girlfriend but as a ginger myself I don't see it being likely

The girls are cute! And gay!

I just realized I hate Gudako because she looks like this JAV slut.

Not even close

Does Gudako fart when getting assfucked in JAVs too?

>mere hours until waver rateup
Can't wait to fail again.

>more events
desperate to keep poordag lolikeks interested
>more waifus
cheap pandering to said lolikeks
>better gacha
literal who's
>making loads of money
(You)
>filled with lewd
No story trash
>you are a cute girl IRL
I'm a CHAD male

is it fun?

>posts gudako with big tits

Then enlighten me, what is it?

Stop complaining about the thread being dead and start posting some grind music.
youtube.com/watch?v=LT803dOa_TY&list=
youtube.com/watch?v=3HgPCFJL9H4
youtube.com/watch?v=fvwAhp0Eu5M
youtube.com/watch?v=Rk1P6T9zHlY

Most likely.

I thought it was the Vlad one?

Nevermind, looked it up
>cross over trash
Not even wide will save that from the abyss.

Vlad is on rateup right this moment.

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk
This will never not get me pumped.

It's called a side tail, and it isn't uncommon

I can't wait to waste the majority of my quartz and get fucking Astolfo out of it.

You can decorate a house and watch your waifus kiss each other in it!
You can poke your waifus mid battle and listen to them squeal!
You can cast cute spells where they do cute attacks!
You can fill them with your seed!
You can fight bosses for special rewards!
You can send your waifus to go shopping for you!
You can stare at cute girls with big boobs wearing barely any clothes!

>>you are a cute girl IRL

Will playing this game turn me into a cute girl IRL?

Sounds pretty fucking gay.

>secondaries getting mad that their favorite servants are getting trashed in a adaptation of Nero: the movie:the story:the videogame

youtu.be/lQFeM36syqI

>mfw meme rolled waver when rolling for gil at launch

I forgot the best part!
Americans and Chinamen are banned and cannot play!

Vlad is today's rate-up, Waver is tomorrows.

How can I improve my support list? I figured no one would use my elizabeth so i might as well add begining of the journey for the people that missed it. Also I have a few friend spots open if you're interested 548,083,102

Sure thing, pal. Next you'll tell us you're not a virgin.

I just purchased a SAINT AR-15
Is this a good catalyst for Kerry and Swimsuit Martha?

>Doing any of this with Yuno
Behead those who lewd a hidamari and isn't sensei.

Welp, I'm completely stupid. Thanks.

get a max foud lvl 80 kaleidojets and put the bond CE on tamamo

that vlad better be NP2