/owg/ - Overwatch General

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

New hero teasers?
twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/966840037093523456
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21574699

Latest PC patch notes
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

Event item tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/LUNAR_NEW_YEAR

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masteroverwatch.com/
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MPmaster
MPmaster

Wait for hero 27 before you buy a golden weapon

FastChef
FastChef

Sombra is sexy

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

travelling to numbani
WA AH WA EH

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yes, that's what I'm thinking as well.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Triple 0s confirms Sombra is sexiest girl

StonedTime
StonedTime

Will Brigitte have golden tiddies?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I love my Mommy!

Playboyize
Playboyize

This is your Strike Comma- I mean, waiter for today. Say something nice about him, user.

Illusionz
Illusionz

LA LO LI

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I am illiterate. Please post an image of your favorite Overwatch character to show me who they are.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lol xd

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Post lewds before this thread gets deleted too.

Emberfire
Emberfire

LA LI LU LE LO

Firespawn
Firespawn

Now where's mah hero's wellcum?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You already posted her.

askme
askme

I'm here

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

who do you think is the best at cuddling?

I think it's pharah

and it's mercy because she'll end up raping you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

When you're doing QP to just practice some dps heroes and the shitter in gold/silver is saying you suck

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

veekyforums.com/thread/206471192/video-games
im sure this won't happen

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just one.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'd rather no female(male) than them making moira the female(male). that's awful. if they introduce a tranny or trap, PLEASE don't make it some tumblrista/david bowie gender fuckery, just make it cute and fit within gender ideals of a woman

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

enemy team turtling at Horizong 2nd point
they have orisa+sym+torb
genji keeps diving and instadying
blames everyone else for it

Genjifags are the absolute worst.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no fucking shit user

FastChef
FastChef

Horizon's cancer anyways

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Mommy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

play it on xbox live
nobody communicates
nobody coordinates
almost impossible to break
Honestly any defense with double shields has a pretty good chance of winning on xbl people can’t coordinate enough to take them down.

Techpill
Techpill

Honestly, a standard dive set-up would have broken that.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

travelling to.. IKENWALL

Inmate
Inmate

Stop reading /v/ user all that tranny obsession is rotting your brain. Moira is 100% a woman, already confirmed at the blizzcon q&a after she was announced.

Methshot
Methshot

BUFF USELESS SHIT:

Torb Hammer
- Extend Damage Hitbox by 50%
- Hammer can now repair teammates armor at 50HP per hit
- Hammer can ignore armor and hit through shields

Mei Ice Wall
- Now slows enemies standing on top of the wall or climbing it
- deals 10HP/s to those standing or climbing on it
- Mei Gains a speed boost when walking on the ice wall

Mccree Combat Roll
- Cooldown decreased by 1 second for every 2 bullets in the revolver
- Character hitbox is flattened to ground for duration of the roll

Winston's Primal Rage
- Startup Animation reduces damage by 50%
- Can climb up walls for duration
- enemies hit against a wall by Primal Rage Punch deal 25 extra damage

Pharah Jet Jump
- Holding crouch while activating it airborn will do a ground pound like her POTG animation, knocking away opponents and dealing 45 damage

Symmetra's Photon Barrier
- Can be held in place in front of Symmetra for extended period while draining Shield Health before being released
- Can point directly under her to create moving platform that will rise and fall in 2 cycles before breaking

Symmetra Shield Generator
- Leaving shield's radius for 5 seconds causes shields to become decaying barrier until reentering range

Symmetra Teleport
- Characters exiting teleporter will have 0.5 seconds of invulnerability, 3 second speed boost and 25HP barrier that will lower at a rate of 1 HP/s

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

G..guys..

This is how it feel....

happy_sad
happy_sad

Gay as fuck but I'd eat those

likme
likme

doesn't think diving would work vs that
would rather do the cuck shuffle at the main choke instead of flanking left and right

Booteefool
Booteefool

IKENWALL

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

No, genji was genuinely bad and would engage ALONE every single time. He even wasted 2 blades trying to 1v6, it was pathetic.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

like kissing a dead fish

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

implying blizzjws wouldn't say a trans is 100% woman

Spamalot
Spamalot

Ahhh Loli

Methnerd
Methnerd

DM
people constantly run towards Moira when they're at low health
then complain that Moira won

girlDog
girlDog

I love Mercy!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I want reinhardt to spank me

iluvmen
iluvmen

love

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Here comes T.Racer!

WebTool
WebTool

Will Moira create her own Pikachu?

FastChef
FastChef

Who's the best solo payload attacker for when your team is borderline retarded?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want Zarya to spank me while Reinhardt spanks you as they compete to see who can make each of us cry first

Emberburn
Emberburn

junkrat

Evilember
Evilember

Who let this ugly monkey boy into the game?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

freckles all over
what, why
are those freckles?
what the fuck

also made for breeding

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

babby junk comic when

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hanzo is the other team is also retarded and you can aim. Roadhog or Soldier otherwise since they have damage and self sustain.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Moira was revealed in early November
We'll probably get hero 27 revelation by the middle of March
4 fucking months per hero, barely 5 for release
Would it fucking hurt to release more than one hero once? This gotta be the slowest development team in the history of gaming, we get more maps and lore released than heroes

Playboyize
Playboyize

cute boy hero when?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Mercy ends up pissing herself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's a deal

farquit
farquit

studies genetics
wants to make anime real
joins Blackwatch because there's a motherfucking cyborg ninja who happens to be Japanese
he dips and changes to the standard group
Overwatch disbands
now she's convinced the organization she's in at the moment to try and get another Japanese
all this is in her quest to make anime real

cum2soon
cum2soon

Cute teacher hero when?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

they don't even want that many heroes in the game in the end.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

hog

TechHater
TechHater

I could get behind this. Not even gay. The shitstorm that would follow would be delicious.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Imagine the smell

Methnerd
Methnerd

purity

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Buy more lootboxes if you want heroes goy

WebTool
WebTool

contenders logo > owl logo

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

obligatory

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

joins Blackwatch because there's a motherfucking cyborg ninja who happens to be Japanese
I hope we get her black watch skin soon

takes2long
takes2long

I'm betting the soft cap is gonna be 35. Maybe even less than that.

Playboyize
Playboyize

How does Dafran play so well on 180 ping?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yep. can tank ults. can hook supports. self healing. who needs a team?

Booteefool
Booteefool

My beautiful wife

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

you're trying to ooga your booga team when these fine gentlemen make their picks
wwyd
we lost, obviously

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

An example from the beta is that we felt like our release rate was pretty good for the most part, but we widely on the team felt like releasing Mei, D. Va and Genji all at the same time was way too disruptive for the game. That was a lesson that we learnt. When we come out with our first new heroes post-launch, we're going to do them one at a time for a while, until we feel the game really stabilises.
If you go back and read some of that beta feedback when we unleashed those three heroes after Blizzcon, they were demanding that all those heroes be removed. Like, they're all overpowered and we should get rid of them. If you think about it today, Genji, D. Va and well, maybe not Mei, are some of the most loved heroes. I think Mei is probably the most loved hero in terms of her cute, adorable personality, but a lot of players claim she's annoying. But at the time, they were demanding that we remove those heroes. We want to be careful about overdoing it with a patch.

Like other user said, they also don't have a high number they're aiming for. Jeff has also mentioned that heroes being free means they feel less pressure to pump them out all the time

Techpill
Techpill

Pop quiz ! What expression is this mercy trying to convey ?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Obligatory mommy post

FastChef
FastChef

I wish I was dead

idontknow
idontknow

doesn't she feel no emotions? I'm pretty sure that's a part of her backstory, so why would she be getting embarrassed?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I love this meme

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'd not play QP

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You assume waifufags aren't faggots.

MPmaster
MPmaster

"I can't even feel the cold"
Proceeds to cry and make pig squeals when hurt
?????

SniperWish
SniperWish

I think it's supposed to work like the closer she gets to killing or the more violent she gets, the more emotions she feels.

WebTool
WebTool

She knows what a dried up whore she becomes in the future

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

There's nothing gay about appreciating cute boys.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i never miss
misses several times in 2 different shorts

Skullbone
Skullbone

we get here daddy's voice again soon

Flameblow
Flameblow

T.Racer is my W.Aifu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

widowbabbies are trying to the justify the fact that they're willing to put up with her bitchy personality and cold corpse body just because she has a nice ass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

they have said they don't want many heroes, and the last time they released more than one hero (dva, lucio, genji) at the same time, people were supposedly overwhelmed.
And I don't think the rate for maps and lore is that good either, at this rate we will have more comp seasons than maps soon.

Emberfire
Emberfire

cute boy hero
nice
thinking of what tumblr will do to him
not so nice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

She's my waifu too.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Those DSLs bruh

Booteefool
Booteefool

TFW got it from a free lootbox

massdebater
massdebater

Guess its because he plays hitscan. Projectile heroes would be more affected by the high ping.

FastChef
FastChef

Insta lock widow before them, easy

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw you're going to get JUST'd this badly

iluvmen
iluvmen

heroes being free means they feel less preassure to pump them out all the time
Bullshit, new heroes = more cosmetics = more dilution in the soyboxes (goys will be rewarded less per box). Making new heroes will make them more money in the long run than anything else
until we feel the game really stabilises
And it hasn't? We are playing the same fucking meta for almost 2 years, with the same shitty matchmaking
read some of that beta feedback when we unleashed those three heroes after Blizzcon, they were demanding that all those heroes be removed
And people still do that, even when it's only 1 hero being released

girlDog
girlDog

two games you got two hours

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

1 shot, 0 kill

Supergrass
Supergrass

actually you're better off doing the ctf ranked. I got diamond and I'm a gold player. that's 450 comp points

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

still no police d.va
going to have to spend my shekels

5mileys
5mileys

I'm masters in CTF already.

WebTool
WebTool

what could tumblr do to him that hasn't already been done to other heroes?

happy_sad
happy_sad

reminder to post pics to easily reach 250
here is mine

MPmaster
MPmaster

gee i wonder

TreeEater
TreeEater

Pretty accurate body.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

they will never not be mad

Firespawn
Firespawn

STOP

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

saving this
I see that you are a masochist

TechHater
TechHater

sorry, let this cleanse your palate

FastChef
FastChef

playing my "lets struggle to gain 100sr in the last day so i get more golden gun points" games
playing cp
lose the first round and playing the second
they get to ~50% and we finally kill 5 of them with only a genji left
thankfuckwehaveachancetowinnow.png
he solo blades
kills 3/4 of the players we have left and gets backup by the time it's finished to help kill the last person

why is he allowed to have an ez kill ultimate paired with dash/reflect reset on every kill/assist? genji isn't even on the list for characters to be looked into despite having the most powerful ultimate by far? fucking christ i knew i should have just left this game alone, blizzard making a competitive fps couldn't be anything but problematic. hopefully they will actually listen to the pro players now that they have their own official league, but i'm not getting my hopes up considering they had a ptr mode and were too stubborn to even listen to the feedback from that

fuck genji fuck blizzard fuck a lot of things about this game apart from the waifu potential (lmao at being too scared to add big titty hero that doesn't have it covered by a big coat because sjws have you on a tight leash)

still an alright game desu at least i have something to play now that tf2 is dead fucking sorry for the shitpost lads btw

5mileys
5mileys

<3

askme
askme

DADDY

girlDog
girlDog

this is cute and it made me smile

>tfw widow will never cup her farts in her hand and throw them at you

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are those steamed hams?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yeah it's rough

askme
askme

so whats the minimum amount of bits i'll have to buy in order to get ow tokens from all teams winning a map

hairygrape
hairygrape

help reinhardt is making me lick his cock while he does his paperwork! (I can't suck it cause it's too big for my mouth)

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wait.. thats not mccree right? it is isn't it
i feel ill now

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

But that's already done. Trans headcanons, making heroes morbidly obese and black like burned toast, ugly fat monstrosities with freckles all over, cutmarks, stretchmarks, big noses and horrible makeup.

A cute boy would be defiled just as much..

Supergrass
Supergrass

We are playing the same fucking meta for almost 2 years, with the same shitty matchmaking
Like every blizzard game before. I really hope that new Sombra would rape tracer genji and dive tanks hard enought to end dive on her own, but if that happens people would wine unend untill blizzard nerfs based Sombra again into dumpster tier.
Also do you remmeber how Jeff said that Moira gonna change the meta? Fucking lying jew.

Inmate
Inmate

So how much longer until blizzard makes the stupid coalescence see-through?

They can't seriously think it's a good idea to keep it solid and annoy the living shit out of both allies and enemies.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

XQC has his milf gf on

w8t4u
w8t4u

rember to thank your local junk main

likme
likme

she will never be mad at you

why exist

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

SEYMOUR

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I bet the person who drew this is a Pharmercyfag

Flameblow
Flameblow

Don't disagree, just posting stuff straight from Jeff on the subject. Every time people bring up how many heroes they're going to add he simply says that they're not a moba and hero release won't speed up and will slow down at some point in the future. Here's more on the subject.

cum2soon
cum2soon

So how much longer until blizzard makes the stupid coalescence see-through?
when they make hanzo's ult see-through.

also is the live maintenance coming up gonna be for new season or could it mean patch day?

iluvmen
iluvmen

She will pay for what she did

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Never because Hanzo's dragons aren't see-through as well.

Emberburn
Emberburn

They can't seriously think it's a good idea to keep it solid and annoy the living shit out of both allies and enemies.
blizzard

lmao

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

THE POINT IS BEING CAPTURED

i don't remember seeing any pharmercy on their blog, but how about THIS

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pharah like this
you just had to choose my waifu to hurt me didn't you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

what the fuck is that Daliesque nightmare standing next to Mercy?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want to kiss that beaner butt

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yay our favorite version of Mcree

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I do agree with jeff on this though, by spacing the heroes out like they do now it feels like something special that will change the game. Of course it most of the time isn't, but that doesn't change how it feels.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This phaRAT

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What if Tracer and T.Racer are the same girl?

massdebater
massdebater

you think Blizzard is going to debuff their super awesome ninja character? Pfft

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

For fuck's sake. Some people should get their finger cut off to prevent them from drawing.

girlDog
girlDog

i love Mei

viagrandad
viagrandad

Post hot McCree.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Pharah is best Imouto.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hero 27 is the weird omnic thing here. It's subtle enough for Kaplan's hint that it isn't anything in the forefront. Sombra's web connects it to Rein, Torb, and Brigette in the picture.

RavySnake
RavySnake

If you don't find this version of McCree hot you're a fucking NAZI

whereismyname
whereismyname

Those nipples holy shit. I wanna rub my dick in them.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I hope waifufiltershitter is enjoying the thread.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I legitimately want a short with young pharah, I think it would be very cute and give a good look on how overwatch was.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I can't tell if there are good nipples in this picture but this is by the same artist.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Why do they keep blackwashing asians?

idontknow
idontknow

Oh god perky man nips YES.
Is there anything better, lads? Well, the pecs need to be primo as well.

Playboyize
Playboyize

McCree is best Onii-chan.

That'd be good. Something that shows her growing up and showing the downward spiral of overwatch.

Methnerd
Methnerd

when did farts become a common fetish? i find it a bit mad that a year or two ago suddenly everyone (including me) started liking farts

i remember when you couldn't even find a fart thread on /d/ it was that rare, then suddenly you get unironic fart pictures all over Veeky Forums and /d/ has 2 fart threads going at a time

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

DARK SKINNED EAST ASIANS EXIST!!
even if you you're east asian and have naturally pale skin, white is the color of the devil so we can't allow that

WebTool
WebTool

chinese are yellow, not white as mei

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

They're not a moba
The strongest and most picked heroes barely require any mechanical skill, have forgiving hitboxes and out-of-jail cards
Sure, Jeff, let's still pretend this is a shooter

Methshot
Methshot

brapposting endgame
should have seen it coming. let this be a lesson to all. never let people normalize their weird, obscure fetishes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Das racist

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Farting fetish faggots have always been a thing here. Hell it's not even something like cake farting.

Nojokur
Nojokur

you get tokens just for watching

you need to spend 100 bits to get the owl skins when they reach the milestone

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yeah they've always been a thing, if you're new

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What if my fetish is giving headpats to Lena Oxton?

happy_sad
happy_sad

what skills could you have learned in the time you've played overwatch?

JunkTop
JunkTop

since so many maleposts there must be tons of femanons here, so pls be my gf i am lonely

Soft_member
Soft_member

procrastinating

StonedTime
StonedTime

no

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

user...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

how did your end of season grind go guys?

5mileys
5mileys

femanon here! mercy main btw

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That's one maybe two autists posting that disgusting fetish pic.

happy_sad
happy_sad

That's a disgusting, sinful fetish, she only enjoys holding hands

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I fucking hate ricfucker ult, primary for bonus movespeed he gets in it, which allows him to miss dashes, but if 4 people cant kill ulting genji, they are shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

IT'S THAT TIME, /OWG/, WHAT GOLDEN WEAPON ARE YOU GONNA GET?

And if you didn't get 3k points, how close did you get?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Overwatch has some cute female players!

girlDog
girlDog

How do you look?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

when they make hanzo's ult see-through.
I caught a really bad angle of that yesterday

The shiny part of the dragon completely blotted out my screen in glare, it was horrible. It was like staring into the sun.

JunkTop
JunkTop

A-am I gonna m-make it, /owg/? ;__;

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I wouldn't have learned shit, I don't have enough energy and motivation for anything except work and videogames.

SniperWish
SniperWish

didn't even do my placements this season
i just can't even bother to do this anymore

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

u got this

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

youre going to fuck up like you always do

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I only have the GM end of season rewards worth. I bought Sombra’s like 2 weeks or so ago. I plan of getting Mercy's next, depending on whether or not the new heroes catches my fancy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Next map

5mileys
5mileys

veekyforums.com/thread/206471192/video-games
It seems already better than what people think we might get.

Emberfire
Emberfire

A good Mei buff

Huh, so now Mei can make enemies slow moving targets at the cost of giving them the high ground and also has a new escape tool?

Sounds good for defense actually

Evilember
Evilember

Mercy's drawn alright
Pharah is made to look wonky

Playboyize
Playboyize

I love my wife Sombra, and will love her even more when her buffs are live!

Snarelure
Snarelure

It's okay to not play comp. Comp is a dunning-kruger infested ragefest that isn't worth the trouble in my opinion.

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's fucking Junkertown and we have hanzo+genji+mccree in the team.

RIP

MPmaster
MPmaster

Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, who believes in you!

King_Martha
King_Martha

POST UPDATES user, I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

four people couldn't focus down one character
being a waifufag for the shit girls and husbandofag for the shit guys in this game
You deserved it. Bonus points that you all just stood there bunched up and didn't move.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Sniffing butts doesn't mean you like farts.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I wad in your situation yesterday and last season didnt help i tried at the last day or so to place and get diamond. Also, the fucking SR system favors dps and kills. Its so fucked. At least in this season diamond and up it is a flat rate for the team. Playing fucking healer or tank even you get such shit sr and if i tried to dps the spergs all would never switch.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm ready for the next Omnic Hero.

Booteefool
Booteefool

i got reins hammer a few weeks ago and i mainly play qp so i don't have a lot, got around 1000 now. i'm gonna go for winston when i get 3k though, already have dva and rein so that only leaves orisa left before i move onto support characters

i don't like sniffing shit particles being blasted out of a butthole i just like sniffing shit particles resting on a butthole

it's basically the same thing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Rad. I use Rein's hammer with the Balderich skin. Planning on getting Road's today, probly use Toa.

FastChef
FastChef

It's not the same at all virgin.

Soft_member
Soft_member

it's basically the same thing
That's like saying grape juice and fine wine are "basically the same thing"

eGremlin
eGremlin

We JRPG now where the villain is an Omnic who gets crazy power-ups in the end and becomes the big bad in some god/devil form?

Methshot
Methshot

Oh god I want him to fuck me with his huge robo cock. Daddy!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Overdesigned trash. Welcome aboard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

giant world crisis where everyone finally killed all the stupid fucking robots
they keep getting added

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Question to anyone that can answer.

I buddy gave me his old account because he doesn't play anymore, he was a bronze shitter. After placements (I think my record was 6W 2D 2L) I placed around 1100sr. Solo climbed up to 2122 where I'm at now.

My question is will the sr system do my placements against bronzes again next season, or since I've climbed and played a lot in gold will it put me there?

inb4 uninstall gold shitter

Flameblow
Flameblow

They really are. The difference is how spoiled the juice is.

cum2soon
cum2soon

We all know about TraaAany_ but what about Vale? is he... "ok"?

WebTool
WebTool

99% of people place 200+/- within wherever they ended the last season.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Event skin for only 1k, is it a visual bug? Anyone else?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Old Event skin. The 1k Price is accurate.
Only the new skins are 3x price.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Old events skins cost normal price, new ones are triple

Flameblow
Flameblow

Okay that makes sense, he ended last season at around 900sr. Honestly don't know how he did that poorly.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Only event skins added in the current even are 3k. Last year skins are priced normally.

askme
askme

You'll stay near gold, if you win like 8 games in promos you might get +200 rank, or you might stay exactly where you were last season

StonedTime
StonedTime

As far as I know he's just a nice dude that like helping people as support

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

literally in a hilariously low percentile of players

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Oh, nice to know. Thanks!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Evilatta?

Soft_member
Soft_member

fartposting
disgusting desu

Inmate
Inmate

i'm a fan of wujing myself, and hmm i'm more of an islander man. still not sure if i should get roadhogs golden gun though, his hook and breather are hilariously fun to use but the gun is shit. i pointblank hit a sombra and it didn't even take one bar off her health one time, i don't get how that works and it scares me

so you enjoy sniffing butts, but you don't want to sniff farts? that's pretty gay and weird desu why not just go all out

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You're gay

girlDog
girlDog

I tend to land headshots and follow-ups super consistently, so he's my man. But I can understand why you'd be put off by the big guy for sure.

Maybe try a DPS and see if you like those? Could have a golden for each type.

5mileys
5mileys

no you're gay i said it first so i win and you're gay not me

takes2long
takes2long

CLANKED

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

plays winston
not gay

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Would the arena maps work as KOTH maps?

Booteefool
Booteefool

3-3 junkertown with huge overwatch times

it's over boys

TechHater
TechHater

not getting golden for Mercy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The guy is literally in the bottom 1 percentile of players. How are you even friends? Is it like, you're family friends and your dad's best bud had a retarded kid?

eGremlin
eGremlin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO user NOOOO

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I wish all the arena maps got CP/KOTH versions where it's more expanded like a normal map.

Snarelure
Snarelure

gl my man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He's my roommate lul. He's more of an RTS game kinda guy.

FastChef
FastChef

Why did Tracer dye her hair?

SniperWish
SniperWish

RTS is the hardest genre of competitive games, yet he is 900 SR in a game that's as easy as Overwatch?

What the fuck, I think you mean he's the type of dude to lose against medium A.I in SC2

w8t4u
w8t4u

WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE DID IT REDDIT

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

FPS and RTS couldn't be any more different, the skills don't carry over at all

5mileys
5mileys

V I C T O R Y

Playboyize
Playboyize

the only dps i would consider getting goldens for are reaper and pharah, people (understandably) get upset at me if i play anything else. i'll just stick to tanks and supports like the slut i am and let the real men play dps. hopefully this new defense hero(?) will unlock my dps potential

she will be my first support golden desu, but for some reason tanks are the least desirable class to main, so i could even branch out to zarya/get good use out of roadhog before i even get close to unlocking my support weapons

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

taking a photo of your screen
I'll forgive you because you're excited

Bidwell
Bidwell

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

YOU DID IT user, YOU DID IIIIIIIIIIIT!

How many fucking points you got, champ?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Congrats user.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Sure but RTS is extremely difficult and if you're good at RTS it would make sense that you're pretty good at video games

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I had to send the pic to my normie friends and my dad (who occasionally plays vidya with me). Forgot to screencap with al lthe excitement.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw got exactly 2500 at end of this season

thank fuck for that, here's to climbing to diamond next season lads. i think i've got it in me. and absolutely no chance of getting to masters

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Let me be more specific. He's more of an RTS game kinda guy, but tried to play Genji, McCree, and Tracer in OW.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Welcome to the shittiest bracket in comp.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

God damn why can't we get Mercy milkies like that in-game.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Everyone in diamond says the same thing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

user JUST BEAT THE SEASON

When you posted the symmetra and torb pic I thought you were done already

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wanna date this version of xQc so much.

DeathDog
DeathDog

and everybody in gold says the same thing

hmmmmm it's almost as if people want to blame the players around them for losing and being stuck in their current rank

girlDog
girlDog

that feel when

StonedTime
StonedTime

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tonight's the night when Dallas Mein will fuck Seoul Gooks down. You can screen it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I've climbed from silver to diamond and I can confidently say the players with the worst attitudes were in plat. It's the confluence of two rivers of shit; one of mad ex-diamonds on gigatilt and the other of ex-gold players that think they're gods on the way to GM.

JunkTop
JunkTop

What am I supposed to feel here?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

TFW had gold once for a day and now i keep floating in either bronze or silver

Snarelure
Snarelure

The warmth of the Iris.

FastChef
FastChef

What are some seminal or otherwise fundamental pieces of literature on competitive overwatch? Where should I start?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Install an aimbot

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i have the one secret

git gud

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

New effective ways to insult Arabs.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Literally a few voicelines of Zen

1. Everyone begins in ignorance
2. If you don't bend, you will break.
3. Repetition is the path to mastery.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm not that much of an dick and if you do you disgust me

TreeEater
TreeEater

Wrong series Blue Man Groupie.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Post season stats

Others guess your rank

Soft_member
Soft_member

But why?
Dont tell me youre implying those stats or ulting for a soldier ult is impressive.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hanzo
bronze

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

this doesn't seem like a particularly productive use of time, people attain mastery by seeking and then applying knowledge, you can't master shit if you just repeat yourself without building an understanding.
I need to know more, mechanical skill can only do so much, I need to hear the thoughts of the foremost thinkers and theorists in the field of overwatch competitive play

DeathDog
DeathDog

hi lilliana, are you still plat?

Evilember
Evilember

Welcome to the worst rank. You may as well stop playing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anyone got an ETA on that?

Been taking a break knowing that I can play Sombra and unmute team-voice soon

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

, I need to hear the thoughts of the foremost thinkers and theorists in the field of overwatch competitive play

google.com

now piss off.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

in what world do bronzes get 25k dmg and 64 elims?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you unranked

ez prediction

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Almost certainly when hero 27 goes live in the last two weeks of March.

Bidwell
Bidwell

google has no filter, I'm asking you guys cause I trust you more than whatever POPSCIENCE google will give me, I want the true, fundamental writings on competitive overwatch

hairygrape
hairygrape

Google.com

Techpill
Techpill

playing '''''''comp'''''' in the most casual fps on the market
as ridiculous as competitive vaping
yes, that exists

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw to inteligent to play past placements

I have to start playing this shitty game again.

likme
likme

when they play hanzo and get lucky with scatter arrow

farquit
farquit

silver

girlDog
girlDog

I wish

likme
likme

Are you a fellow arcadebro

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

44h of Moira

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jack and Gabe are absolutely the best and I'm glad they are getting more lore soon.

TechHater
TechHater

if they had fun game modes i would be

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

whose fucking idea was it to make a class that can do 16k damage while doing 28k healing

idontknow
idontknow

another fucking Moira shitter

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Symmetra can now alternate between her sentries and a 150hp jump pad for her team
Mei can spray a layer of ice on the ground and glide on it, receiving a speed boost (think Frozone from Incredibles)

r8

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

mfw enemy team has Tracer or Genji
mfw they can't kill shit because I peel for the other support and heal them while giving the flanker the succ
mfw I never die

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Are you working at Blizzard? because all of that sounds retarded

farquit
farquit

Mei can spray a layer of ice on the ground and glide on it, receiving a speed boost
Everyone I know said this should have been a thing after playing her once.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Symmetra can now alternate between her sentries and a 150hp jump pad for her team
Fucking no
Mei can spray a layer of ice on the ground and glide on it, receiving a speed boost (think Frozone from Incredibles)
I like this one and it's not the first time someone suggests that

Playboyize
Playboyize

kys

Evilember
Evilember

You didn't guess my rank :^)

whereismyname
whereismyname

exquisite taste in youtubers

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why does he have that high ping anyay?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Even hitscan is affected severely by high ping. I don't know how he does it either.

girlDog
girlDog

favor the shooter right?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

give me ONE reason to play at least 1 match this comp season

whereismyname
whereismyname

golden guns

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

mercy has been nerfed

girlDog
girlDog

does it?

likme
likme

reminder that blizzard decided to nerf deadeye to reduce damage on characters using movement abilities and they didn't even put it in the patch notes
reminder that blizzard often make changes and leave them out of the patch notes because they don't feel they are significant (even though they are)

why are blizzard the way they are

RavySnake
RavySnake

joos gona joo

Soft_member
Soft_member

DVA, the flanker tank DPS that's also a main tank
It's like winston, but better in every way
100% pickrate in OWL

How long will it take before she gets dumpstered like mercy?

Methnerd
Methnerd

There are anons who believe D.va and Tracer are balanced.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

She literally has everything you want in a character except being able to shoot through reflect/shield

mobility, defense matrix (insane ability), damage and armor

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

mfw director of pokemon literally said jews of america wouldn't let ash win vs the elite four because they wanted to keep the series going

Lunatick
Lunatick

backfill into game with 6 minutes to go and 15ft away from pl on offense

bug?

Spamalot
Spamalot

west coast game dev team is filled with passive aggressive ninnys with fanbase of drones that happily buy anything and everything no matter the quality so it reaffirms them being dogshit

eGremlin
eGremlin

Jeff said she isn't even on their radar so it would take months for anything to happen.

Bidwell
Bidwell

D.VA isn't on their radar
Moira isn't on their radar
Traer isn't on their radar
Orisa ins't on their radar
Mercy initially wasn't on their radar
See a trend?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Balancing tracer is just a matter of increasing the amount of 150 damage burst sources in this game. Doomshit's fully charged punch should deal 150 before wallsplats (even nerfing wallsplats to balance the punch). Mccree should deal 75 per shot. Widow should deal 150 fully charged (nerfing her charge rate or headshot multiplier to compensate). If tracer has an instant ability that gives her two lives then let the players blow her the fuck out before using it.

I dunno about Dva. She does so fucking much.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Just ordered a Logitech G Pro. Can't wait to finally start hitting heads and move out of gold!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Blizzard still sucks at balancing?

Lunatick
Lunatick

i wish i had a g pro

i heard its similar to a g303 and mine is broken

hairygrape
hairygrape

Moira heal!
MOIRA YOU NEED TO HEAL!
YOU NEED TO FUCKING HEAL!!
Have 19k healing that the end of the game having never even used a single damage orb
"if this faggot knew how to heal we wouldn't have lost!"

I don't know what these people want from me.

Methshot
Methshot

A mouse alone will never bring your out of gold.

WebTool
WebTool

Softcap's gonna be 30, 32 max. Mark my words.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why the fuck not?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Lets fucking hope the new hero can oneshot her.

Methshot
Methshot

i'm the guy that usually posts the end of season SR
but this time i didn't even do my placements
anyways, how did you guys do, post 'em

iluvmen
iluvmen

Mid-diamond, a little higher than my last season. Aiming for masters.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Guys I just bought the game today and I'm already salty about how all the chinese children that play all day shit on me in quick play

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She does so fucking much
That's what Geoff said when they first nerfed her but now he's given her micro missiles to make up for the DM reduction and she's still an amazing pick pretty much all the time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sleep dart a flanking Doomfist
Pillow Spray
Are you scared?
Are you scared?
Rein walks up
GREETINGS
Don't be scared!
Charges him into a wall
mfw

This game can be pretty enjoyable sometimes

Skullbone
Skullbone

and tracer is fucking bullshit, what even is this clown character that teleports around everyone

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

A moment of silence for those who have fallen in the dark alleys of SR hell.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I bought recently a good mouse and mousepad. I used to play using a 5$ mouse and the difference is immense, ranked up around 300-400mmr in a pair of weeks.

Next I'm buying myself a decent keyboard.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Having 800 heros won't matter if the blizz team is unwilling/unable to break dive's stranglehold on the meta, and more specifically every hero being inferior to tracer/genji.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Eh, the keyboard isn't gonna make much of a difference unless your current one is unresponsive or something

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah

My favourite thing is to make friends during DM.

likme
likme

a nice mechanical is a lot better then a shit 30 dollar dome

144hz and a good large mouse pad are most important, as well as a mouse that doesn't have tracking problems

massdebater
massdebater

never. too profitable as is

korean eyecandy so koreans love her
female so women and whiteknights/waifufags love her
so braindead and retardedly easy that people will always play her

so from a financial standpoint they will never nerf her.

FastChef
FastChef

nearly everyone moves at the same speed
give a small group of heroes great mobility to go with good damage
thinks the meta will simply change on its own

But Jeff said dive would be gone months ago!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no movement acceleration

it's like they've never played a FPS in their lives

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Nerf Roadhog because "tanks shouldn't have such high damage output, its not their role"
Buffs the shit out of Dva's damage

takes2long
takes2long

She's a stupid fucking character that steps on winston's toes and isn't unique enough to be picked over winston or with him.

Winston would never be picked if you could just pick two DVAs

iluvmen
iluvmen

What's the best way to make T.Racer come?

likme
likme

3400 to 2800

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

winston you stupid nigger
jesus how did blizzard get away with this

girlDog
girlDog

most characters would never be picked if their was no character limit

again, when the game released the meta was 2 lucio, two Winston, two Tracer

These cunts have no fucking idea what they are doing apart from making big money off their shitty cosmetics

Soft_member
Soft_member

less than 70% with zen

RavySnake
RavySnake

pick zen and stay away from your ground. She will come.

MPmaster
MPmaster

moira is such a braindead overpowered hero that all the boosted mercy mains that should have dropped just pick her and are able to stay in high tiers
thanks blizz

hairygrape
hairygrape

this desu

Evilember
Evilember

1 win away from masters
last game of the season
4 shitty non communicating dps and no healers

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw you get a 64k with a scatter arrow

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Who should get my next golden gun?

likme
likme

mfw they allowed double Zarya to be a thing before they enforced hero limits

Nojokur
Nojokur

Ah, to be a god but with none of the benefits that come with it, I love that story

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I feel like all you need to do in this game is to wait for you ult and aim in the general direction of the enemies what the hell man

King_Martha
King_Martha

Hanzo

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw adad crouch spam before the crouch nerf
The funny part is there was a gamespot series before the game released where a bunch of the lead devs bragged about their fps experience

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

especially this genji nigger and that dragon that goes through walls

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yep, I got memed into buying this shit because they said the game took the best parts of arena shooters and added to this new cool game.

Imagine my surprise playing Pharah for the first time after experience the Quake rocket launcher.. disgusting

TechHater
TechHater

And look at where we are now. Lucio, Tracer and Winston are still picked in every game. Tracer and Winston have been in the meta forever, and Lucio too except when Mercy was busted.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

that babyface Reaper
God I want to bully him so badly

cum2soon
cum2soon

Finally got my first golden Weapons. :3

I hope that this will motivates me to play more in the next season.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Whatever makes you happy user

Illusionz
Illusionz

You have Genji and Hanzo mixed up.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Tracer and Winston have been in the meta forever
They dropped when Triple Tank rolled around.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i dont know what to get

i already have sombra and symmetras golden guns

TreeEater
TreeEater

Golden Zen balls.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Only because Ana was broken as fuck. They didn't stop being overpowered. They were just less hilariously broken than Ana keeping tanks perma healed.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

whatever you usually play.

You aren't a sombra/symm 2trick right?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Playing Pharah after playing Planetside 2's light assault was fucking horrible. Her jetpack could barely lift her, and most roofs are so slippery that it's not possible to stand on them. At least her rocket laucher had consistent knockback, which made follow up shots easier, but then Blizzard nerfed that

StonedTime
StonedTime

No I didn't know the name of that other shitter. Both are terrible designed characters

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i only play sombra and dva now but i dont like how dvas golden weapons look

5mileys
5mileys

Most of the golden weapons look like complete trash.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

:^)

Spamalot
Spamalot

Effect simply deleting everyone who isn't top500 from his friend list

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Why are you even getting gold weapons? Shit's tacky as fuck.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It was this. Fucking liars, this game could not be further from those golden games.

Guess what? Even those 1.6 games and Quake duels will still be better competitive games to watch then any Overwatch game ever. Fact.

likme
likme

Tracer, genji, and Dva will ever be nerfed into the ground where they belong because their fanbases are too big

SniperWish
SniperWish

That didn't stop them from nerfing Mercy though, even if it took them way too long.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is next season the season I make it to plat and above?

hairygrape
hairygrape

First two won't because they actually require work. D.va's how she is now because shitters bitched about D.va being a matrixbot and sucking up their ults.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Half the heroes are still irredeemably shit and never picked

Explain this overtards

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why does Moira ult charge so fast?

Evilember
Evilember

Follow up question.

When is the best time to do placements? Day one? Wait a week?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I love reporting team stacking party faggots, losers can't even play without holding each others dicks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No.
Maybe a couple of weeks after it starts. Ideally, most likely never.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

That's what they said about Mercy, and look what happened to her.

happy_sad
happy_sad

that's the state of any competitive game with more than 10-12 playable classes or so, really

mobas only get around it with bans and hero rotation

King_Martha
King_Martha

play dva and easily climb out

desu i just do them day one because im going to be playing the whole season anyway

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hero is highly mobile
They're good
Hero has bad mobility
They're bad

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I will play next season tho, if only for golden guns.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Tracer is in a reverse Pharah situation desu and I'm not really sure what they could do about her specifically. A bit more spread so she's forced a bit more into close quarters situations?

Skullbone
Skullbone

avoid night/late nights and weekends if you want decent games

Flameblow
Flameblow

damage at range nerf

WebTool
WebTool

95% of the maps have areas unreachable by anyone who doesnt have mobility
gee i wonder why

DeathDog
DeathDog

She's still one of the most picked champs?

Spamalot
Spamalot

fucking this

high ground is so important

I like late nights, less children

SniperWish
SniperWish

Daily reminder the Moira is overpowered and has the worst design in the entire game. If you play her willingly you should neck yourself immediately

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

her falloff currently starts at 10m which is fucking absurd and could easily be adjusted
but realistically the better option would be just slightly increasing hp amounts broadly across the board
the games been so power creeped that its now the option that requires the least work to actually bring characters to around the same baseline, and 250 hp on characters like soldier would make tracers life less extremely easy

King_Martha
King_Martha

Who masturbates more, dva or sombra?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Mostly because of her huge fan base. Although she still has the best healing in the game, the res nerfs have drastically reduced her power.

Still best girl tho.

FastChef
FastChef

Same, now my team will finally stop asking me to switch from widow

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

there are people who don't use the combat medic skin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Moira
worse than Dva
worse than tracer
worse than pharah

Skullbone
Skullbone

t. seething genjibab

Booteefool
Booteefool

pharah

RavySnake
RavySnake

implying it isn't a mccreebab

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

play late night
get drunks and DUDEWEEDs on your team

youtube.com/watch?v=_JOsUhrrxeg

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pine is almost dafran tier at times

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

GET DOWN AND FIGHT TOE TO TOE YOU COWARDS

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

sure but sometimes they're rlly good

Methshot
Methshot

Moira is literally the ugliest looking character in the game. You will find more people want to fuck Orisa than Moira.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I have a buddy that can only play Widow when he's baked off his ass.

Inmate
Inmate

Press shift
75% of the heroes in the game can't do anything to you.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

yes, definitely. not close

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is Moira a virgin?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Seeing Lena distressed is like the finest wine I can imagine, a treat like no other

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

fuck, you're right, is this why I aim better in unreal tournament?

girlDog
girlDog

Press shift
die

Learn to aim shitter.

WebTool
WebTool

And the 25 percent who can will make you switch

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

people not wanting to fuck a robot
Are Orisa fuckers the only sane people left in this world?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Does quickplay have any sort of mmr?
I don't want to get matched against people that shit on me non stop anymore, I'm level7 and all these people are 70+

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Absolutely

iluvmen
iluvmen

yes, it has. But since it's QUICK play it prioritizes time to get your into a game rather than getting you into a balanced games. I just played a qp match with players from bronze to diamond
inb4 everything under GM is bronze

TreeEater
TreeEater

That pillow spray has about a zillion uses, it's her best spray

JunkTop
JunkTop

sure, it means you don't get punished for ADAD'ing constantly so it's much, much easier to dodge and move unpredictably

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No. I'm a master player and sometimes I play with and against top 500 and silver/gold

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Tell that to my 3 minute QP queues

takes2long
takes2long

I have literally never gotten a Bronze in my QP since two seasons ago. What rank are you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wish esports was on every day.

Nojokur
Nojokur

It seems to get more fucked up when you play with a group, my finest (read: shittiest) QP games have all been when I'm grouped up in a group with a wide range of sr/mmr

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's the other thing: almost nobody plays qp. Most people play comp and those who just want to ooga booga play custom games and arcade.

TechHater
TechHater

What mouse/monitor/keyboard do you use, and what rank are you?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I get a lot of stacks in quick play

Spamalot
Spamalot

"high" gold

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

when you play with strimr and you watch the vod later and he says "this fucking tracer on the team"
feelsguccimane

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ah okay, so it probably is just +-1000 or maybe more, depending on the what kind of bronze you saw. I'm mid plat and the lowest I've seen is 1900.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Guess they are bringing their retarded friends who just bought OW?
I saw a bunch of those today. Half of the players in a match played like if it was during the open beta/near release.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Golden fist. Surely this will stop my team from leaving the match. Right?

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's the other thing: almost nobody plays qp. Most people play comp
Blizzard's and Overbuffs's stats say the opposite

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The why does finding an unbalanced qp takes longer than a balanced comp match?
Something's not quite right.

TechHater
TechHater

blizzard
releasing actual numbers since merging with activision

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Blizzard still hasn't changed the fact that emoting on a wall gives you a screen full of ass on half the characters

I thought this was a feminist game???

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

based doomfist poster

King_Martha
King_Martha

game created by Jeff "Tigole Bitties" Kaplan and Chris "Waifu Corruption Fetish" Metzen
feminist

Skullbone
Skullbone

Her Oasis and Minister skins are the best designs in the game though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Metzen got soft

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Fusion skin looks pretty good on DF desu

Emberburn
Emberburn

no tits

just like "le thiccXDD" its a feminist meme.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You're using Fusion skin. They'll ditch immediately because they'll think you're a weeb.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

doe symm's gold skin change her robo arm to be gold too?

Evilember
Evilember

Why are they all in swimsuits?
I don't know. I don't know anymore.

Jesus, he makes it sound like they're committing war crimes by showing off some tits.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I wanna be an Overwatch streamer on twitch like xQc and aimbotcalvin. What SR do I need to have?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not udders = no tits
fucking americans

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They are committing a war crime. Why would you want fake asses?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Developers are terrified of games "journalists" and the court of twitter screaming opinion now. Thanks a bunch gamergate for pushing all that shit into crazy territory

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you would be surprised how much the difference would be if they compared by ethnicity

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's not the sr that you need, it's whether or not you are fun to watch. So either start raging like xQc or grow some nice tits and wear a low cut shirt.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Doesn't matter, just be entertaining or a slut.

farquit
farquit

Did quake have these super huge open air maps where you can freely kill 6 other players without fear?

It's called balance

Bidwell
Bidwell

I don't know. I don't know anymore.

Because guys are never going to not enjoy seeing attractive female no matter how hard fat chicks try to make them

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

My mom's friends think I'm funny.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You hitting that?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

when will they fix doomfist's hitboxes?

Techpill
Techpill

looking good hon
post updates when youve cut your balls soon
esports is bad because mercy nerf
kys

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Tracer probably cries when they only have Pepsi instead of Coke at a restaurant

She probably cries over lots of small stuff!

w8t4u
w8t4u

neck warts

Techpill
Techpill

when the xqcsharts arrive and start replying to 3 hour old posts

King_Martha
King_Martha

Tracer probably cries when they only have Pepsi instead of Coke at a restaurant
Fuck, I would cry too.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I hope so

Evilember
Evilember

doomfists hitboxes are stll completely fucked during his animations

for example this shot did hit and oppositely many times it's a miss when crosshair is clearly on him at moment of firing

cum2soon
cum2soon

Orisa is more fun than I thought she would be
mashing that e
putting down the bongos
a gatling that feels pretty nice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

it's funny cuz he takes no fucking damage when I shoot him during his animations

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw no mr. pibb

Dindufist was a mistake

Illusionz
Illusionz

That's just a nice booty no matter who you are.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Everyone does that. Ana folds herself into negative space. Lucio stretches out.

Part of why Reaper is so shit is because the hitboxes are absolutely fucked.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he's not invulnerable during them but he might aswell be since you are probably only going to hit him by accident since his hitbox is somewhere else than where you should aim

5mileys
5mileys

come back to OW for the first time since the Uprising event ended
Hog is absolute fucking dogshit
why
he was shit before, literally only half decent if you were on the last defence point on a handful of maps, but i could at least play him and have fun while helping to pick off targets in those situations
but he literally can't kill fucking anyone reliably now and his hook feels like it's designed to never drag the full way on a slope or through doorways now

what the actual fuck happened? what role is he even meant for now?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

oh shit, so I should aim at where he was before he moved and trail along?

TreeEater
TreeEater

This game would be more about skill if there were no ultimates. Genji running into 3 low hp characters and throwing his mouse against the wall to onehit people is just not fun

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's slightly hard to tell but it seems his hitbox trails behind him at the start of most of his animations and then kinda snaps to a weird position on him for the rest of it

shitters cried about having to mind their positioning and not blindly charge around corners on assault so they made him unable to hook if the chain ever touches anything or the target slides horizontally for any reason and then when he was still able to get kills after that they nerfed his burst damage

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It'd be more fun if the hitboxes and other bugs were fixed, projectiles didn't disappear upon death, and certain ultimates were reworked.

And also if they could fucking finally fix Mercy and most of the defence heroes.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It does, maps like theater of pain

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he can't kill anyone reliably
Hook left click melee results in insta death for almost anyone. He also two shots winston

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No ultimates should at least be a permanent arcade mode

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Imagine.... Overwatch without ultimates.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Being a widow main doesn't feel so bad now

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

it's called tf2

WebTool
WebTool

Wasn't Orisa made by an eleven year old with parts from destroyed police robots?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

In my experience it's a total toss up whether they get dragged close enough to you for you to pull it off consistently. I've checked everything I can on my end to make sure it's not just lag or some shit fucking with my perception of it as well.
he can also two shot Winston
he could always do that and the monkey has always been able to just unga bunga jump away unless both his abilities were on cd or there was literally nothing around for him to go over or behind

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I can't understand a word of this but it looks amazing. Can we please try to find a way to translate it?
battlecomics.co.kr/webtoons/759/episodes/188060

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

team's stuck at choke
stays stuck for 4 minutes
fun

MPmaster
MPmaster

Genji would still be shredding things. All that'd do is fuck up other characters.

Inmate
Inmate

Queen Weewuz literally just installed an AI in an old robot and gave it a halting mechanism

whereismyname
whereismyname

worst design in the game
i still don't understand how the fuck she made it out the door with that outfit

her hair, features, weird face decos, colour scheme, etc. are fine but they tried for a cyberpunk witch look and ended up with something that looks more like a jester - and all while looking like she traipsed out of paladins or some shit

Skullbone
Skullbone

They're basically using Reaper as a meme face.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

poke until ult
why.jpeg
at least play hanzo and go for the sneaky scattur if you don't want to run through the choke

Soft_member
Soft_member

and design is so fucking lazy with the "i fucking love science schtick". why not science lines that are specific to her field?

takes2long
takes2long

do well at holding choke
grav + hog/mongzo/whatever ult wipes all that hard work away

Skullbone
Skullbone

mommy! i need milk mommy!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yeah. I want those reactions without the words in higher quality. That or a translation

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

most of the supports are completely useless, the offense heroes lose the ability to break through tank walls, defence heroes lose their main tools to get pick offs or really lock down a point, and tanks lose...pretty much nothing, aside from Zarya and D.Va needing some kinda rework to get calldown as a skill of some sort

oh boy that sounds fun, i love the idea of every match being defence maxing out their tank count while offence tries plinking them down at the chokepoint until they break through, swarm the point since the other team's defence has fucking no way to swingback at them, and then repeating it at the next chokepoint over and over

so much more fun than sometimes dying in a cheap way or having to counterplay against big teamfight ults if you wanna hold a point or push through

Spamalot
Spamalot

not having a support who can in turn pop their shit to help you survive or sticking apart if the enemy has a zarya loose who hasn't used ult in a while
you deserve to lose the fight then

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

grouping up when zarya is nearing grav on the enemy team
no transcendence
not just fucking them up first with your own ults that you have been building faster with your defenders advantage
I know the attackers can still find a way but even if they do, when you've defended first point well you've given yourself a huge advantage

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What a qt

viagrandad
viagrandad

can't rebalance after removing ults
how does it feel being a brainlet?

massdebater
massdebater

cursed image

girlDog
girlDog

You are barking up the wrong tree

JunkTop
JunkTop

You do realize grav wipes happen even at GM/T500 games, right? It happens all the time in OWL.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

kill yourself pedo scum

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Moments before Ana told her it was 'nap time'.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i said it was a cursed image, i always hide it whenever it's posted

RumChicken
RumChicken

TFW no money for sips when the new season starts

massdebater
massdebater

Dr. Junkenstein! <3

Emberfire
Emberfire

sips are big memes, just buy some el cheapo preworkout

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Need someone to tuck you in?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

nah m8 to attached to my sips

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Saving it into your drive and phone isn't hiding it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

no.

happy_sad
happy_sad

this guy slaps your ass what do

w8t4u
w8t4u

watching an ulting soldier get melted as you defense matrix in his face and spam "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER"

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How do you counter 5 Roadhogs and a Moira in no limits?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

log in for the first time in 3 seasons
play off-season games to see what they're all about
bunch of gold/plat players screaming at me asking if I dont play because I "couldnt get back to gm"

what the fuck, i was never gm!

whats happening gois?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

And they deserve to lose those fights too.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I introduce him to this guy.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Get to 2480.
Suddenly three leavers in a row.
Get to 2485.
Suddenly get the same TORB THROWER three times in a row, and have to report him three times.
Get to 2499.
Team is pre-raged from last game.
Get them twice.
Yeah, no, fuck this game. Seriously.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Couple Anas, Pharahs and either Reapers or Dvas

SniperGod
SniperGod

he swaps to reaper and singles you out for the rest of the game
wins because of it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw don't play comp and had a good time
Your fault for chasing some meme number in tardtown

massdebater
massdebater

Ults are fine. Fix the maps.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Everyone kept telling me I deserved plat. I believed. I learned my lesson. I'm just a shitty gold player forever stuck with the rages, the Torb Initiative, and the leavers.
Kill me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Idk why theres always like some hardstuck moment. The second I hit 3570ish, i lose 3 games in a row. Climb back up to 3570ish, lose 3 games, repeat

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's not even a loss because you play bad. There's a glaring flaw in the team that screws it up. Like a tilter or thrower. It's bizarre.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Honestly the lines are so blurred between the ranks you could get by in low plat just fine if you're already 2499. It's just a fucking number

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

No, I get what you mean. I think the same way. I'm at the 50% mark for the bell curve. But the problem isn't that. The problem is the community has an absolutely shit personality and it makes even winning feel unfulfilling and horrible.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

My main cause was an ex top 500 Mercy main instalocking Sombra or Sym. He just kept dying and dying and dying and dying

Emberburn
Emberburn

Reaper
doing anything while he gets shot down again
EL OH EL

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't another developer who is as tone deaf as blizzard when it comes to balance

DeathDog
DeathDog

Honestly? I don't even care if the heroes are unbalanced. But there isn't enough of them to form counter teams in a game with a supposed feature that's supposed to be counter-picking.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You're almost at the end of the journey to understanding that comp is not the main game mode of Overwatch. It is shithead containment.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I don't English please.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're forgiven. This time.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why are the people in this game using voice chat are you autistic lmao

Soft_member
Soft_member

no u

StonedTime
StonedTime

That is NOT me, I'm not sorry about how I typed that post. It happens when you have a really quick mind, like me.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why is it so fun dicking on people as Lucio?
Genji the enemy team being Genji as usual
Get in his face
"Hit me, hit me, hit me"
*Dead Shimada*
Attack him again, get his health low
He attempts to solo ults me
Boop him away and head tap him
*Dead Shimada*, "I'm not hearing that noise"

No one told me frog boy was this fun!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm going to choose to believe you're the same person anyway.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

talk about picking counters
pros just run d.va/winston/tracer/zen comps

Really jogs the nog

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

He's secretly a second-hand DPS with a bit of healing ability. Works great at lower ranks.

It's almost like they don't know what they're doing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Get ready to have no fun when the sombra update drops

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Been wanting to play Sombra.
Feel ineffective as her.
I can't wait, frankly. I would fucking love a way to actually shut down some of the imbalanced shit this game already has and force people to win of aim instead of no-brain abilities.

farquit
farquit

Take the antidote.

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw the only supports I enjoy playing are Lucio and Zen
tfw Sombra fucks them both
welp, back to instalocking DPS it is

SniperGod
SniperGod

It won't drop in a long time because Blizzard is still trying to figure out what to do to Hanzo.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why do none of Orisa's legendary skins have the loincloth? This shit bothers me more than it should.

massdebater
massdebater

I think it'd be awesome if Lucio had the ability to ride Orisa like a horse. Or if Orisa could let someone ride her.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tracer/dva/winston counters zen
who enables tracer/winston/dva dive instakills
which counters zen
game solved, these are the only characters that matter, everyone else go home

Evilember
Evilember

Mei and Sombra are in PTR right now. we'll get their changes soon for sure.

They know exactly what they're doing with Hanzo, but only recently started creating new assets for the changes, so it'll take longer.

Nojokur
Nojokur

What's up with Mei?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Son, you might just be autistic if you can't tell a sarcastic post.

Lunatick
Lunatick

ponyfags
get out. unless you're a mechfag, then you can stay.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You can't be real right now. lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

pls halp overbabs

i may or may not have folders and folders of totally safe for work and totally family friendly overwatch webms categorized by artists

and so i struggle to view them on my android phone, both my image and video apps treat them as regular videos instead of looping gifs

do you guys know of an adroid app that lets me watch webms as if theyre gifs?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Someone has a gold gun
They play like shit

pottery

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

immediately jumping to ponyfags instead of men riding each other youtube.com/watch?v=NYsNEB3PUTw
Fag.

MPmaster
MPmaster

A 'transport' character could be cool. Like they could carry any non-tank character to get them into the front lines faster or to let Zen and such reach higher areas.

Would be hard to make it useful outside of setting up defense quickly, though.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah, once you learn to manage your abilities and fuck walls all day, you're damn near untouchable. Plus spamming "hit me" makes it all that much better.
Unfortunately, but at the same time I actually main Sombra so we'll see. Even I admit she seems to be buffed a little too much

5mileys
5mileys

literally nothing
still completely worthless outside of gold, still completely dominant below that because she doesnt require aim

Bidwell
Bidwell

Speaking of which, what's the reason behind EMP's shield health removal again? All it does is provide counterplay for things that didn't need counterplay.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

reduced ammo cost on her alt fire. The slowdown from her primary lasts half a second longer.

Basically nothing. but the point is, we'll get other balance changes before Hanzo changes drop

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You don't need to be good to get a gold gun, though? Why would you think that?

cum2soon
cum2soon

/whocomfy/ guy what desk you got PLEASE ANSWER

DeathDog
DeathDog

is there a more satisfying feeling of being a winston and with gold elims and objective time?

so much that the mercy healslut keeps you on damage boost and youre on fire half the match and you get POTG to boot without even using ult?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Can't buff Mei because she would become "oppressive", but making Sombra super oppressive is fine.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is she super oppressive though? She's just be a revision of Tracer. Might even be a Tracer counter if her hack is fast enough.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Okay guys gg two months working our asses off for our new ranks
What do we do now?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

neither is fine
you want mei buffed then you gotta remove the noaim stun, thats the cost
the reason they dont do that is because shitters would cry bitch tears about it exactly like the mercy rework

Techpill
Techpill

If I had to guess, just hacking everyone in a radius probably didn't feel all that powerful or exciting, since that would just be her normal ability x6
So they gave it a little extra oomph.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Somba has been viable for literally zero seconds and people are already bitching now that she might be good

FUCK OFF

SniperGod
SniperGod

pick winston
enemy has genji
keep killing him
his duo partner goes reaper
call him out on it
switches to lucio

DeathDog
DeathDog

Unless you're against a full energy Zayra.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will South Park ever do an Overwatch episode?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Her new buffs make her too good. The only issue I have with it is the spray radius. Most players used her big spray to their advantage because she had 60 bullets. There's no need to be accurate with her.

MPmaster
MPmaster

call him out on it
how do I do this without sounding like a soyboy who's mad he's being countered?

w8t4u
w8t4u

They already did an episode on microtransactions.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm going to hit play next season owg!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Well you can't farm health packs for ult charge now. So it's a good trade off.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tracers the only character that can feasibly play into her in the ptr
you people need to learn to think beyond the interaction of just two characters
look at it this way, if hack "counters" tracer how is it not gonna fuck the rest of the cast three times as hard
like guess who doesnt have an instant teleport to get the out of los, literally everyone else
your "meta" comp is now sombra/tracer dps, hard lock

the only thing thats likely to change is dva/zen since they cant readily play into sombra on defense
youll probably see the old half-dive with zarya/winston since bubble denies hack

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pro koreans using sombra on volskaya
0 seconds of viability

Bidwell
Bidwell

Can't wait to hit diamond in placements, then just go back to maining Sombra all the time.

Even if I have to be at Gold, where an entire team wipe will be blamed on me by shitters who need to blame everyone else for their shortcomings.

Methshot
Methshot

You can't.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i take it back. that was pretty cool

hairygrape
hairygrape

tracers the only character that can feasibly play into her in the ptr

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

All hack does is bring people down to her level which is having no damaging abilities, learn to aim

FastChef
FastChef

I don't understand what you were "calling him out" for. He was countering you so you called him out for that?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You can get 50 elims a game and 20k damage and people will still claim you're not doing enough because they can't 5v2 in a side-corridor.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Heroes with mobility and rapid fire hitscan weapons can still interrupt hack easily. That means D.Va and Tracer will be safe. Reinhardt and Lucio will be the biggest victims, which will be another reason to never play anything but dive.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

just shoot her lmao

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This. So many people are fucked and will cry extra hard. People are already crying about her ITT. Can't wait to try her out now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hurr why this meta so boring only dva and weenston durr pls nerf
X gets buffed
HURR WHY SHIT HEROS ARE GOOD NOW WTF OVERBABS NERFF NOW????

TechHater
TechHater

does overwatch have any josou seme doujins

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Have they made an episode about esports yet? That seems ripe for the picking to do.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i tried my hand at writing a doomfist matchup guide

pastebin.com/QQpwMsyq

r8,h8,gesticul8

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What kind of mental disability do you need to make a shit post like this?

Techpill
Techpill

xQc is basically Cartman

Bidwell
Bidwell

YWN suck futa symmetra's dick while she reads a book while she barely moans
Why live

JunkTop
JunkTop

just uppercut,slam, and then punch and use your m1
The combo's slam, uppercut, spam m1, charge to get out. I don't even play the nigger and I know that.

SniperGod
SniperGod

doesnt know basic combo
stopped reading

Snarelure
Snarelure

i guess i just misremembered then

but it never hurts to experiment

WebTool
WebTool

3100 to 2500

Snarelure
Snarelure

just got back into the game after a few months away
want to grind ranked but only had time to do my placements now I have to wait for 3 days

REDDIT WHY

King_Martha
King_Martha

Loli Dva or Cat Dva??

Techpill
Techpill

Get fucked.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ethnic girl of choking fetish trips reign supreme

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw guys ask me which kind of man is my type
roadhog appears in my mind
What do i do? I can't live like this.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

get fucked

Soft_member
Soft_member

LET'S MAKE A GAY GURL(MALE) SCIENTIST CHARACTER AS A SUPPORT CHAR BUT GIVE HER AN ATTACK ULT LOL IT ALSO HEALS LMAO

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

t. genji

JunkTop
JunkTop

where my sub-plat bois at?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

do you honestly think moira's ult is balanced?

RumChicken
RumChicken

insta'd a blading Genji yesterday with Lucio's delete combo
didn't record it
and that's how I got tinnitus

Spamalot
Spamalot

This was my first time playing this and it's just spamming each other to death. Honestly don't feel like starting up this game ever again

viagrandad
viagrandad

GAY GURL(MALE)

SniperGod
SniperGod

he attacc

he protecc

but most importantly

he bacc

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Widowmaker was a mistake.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Do you honestly think it isn't? The only real problem is how visually cluttered it is

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

it's just spamming each other to death
try not being pn bronze

also. i personally like the longevity of the characters. its a more fun and less stressful time compared to getting instakilled when someone clips you for barely a second and then to wait until the round ends

Methnerd
Methnerd

2420 to 2890

StonedTime
StonedTime

barely does damage
stopped by all forms of interrupting
still frail as fuck and dies easily doing it
easier to hit since she can't teleport

idontknow
idontknow

easier to hit since she can't teleport
ill have to disagree on that, moiras dash is super good at dodging

Methnerd
Methnerd

140 health per second on teammates
50 health per second on self
fast as fuck

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

yes, that's how the ult works, thank you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

implying Moira's ult does a lot of damage even if the entire enemy team is standing in a conga line

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

sombra always likest to buy pricey lipstick only to get smudged by her habit of giving random men and women oral and rimjobs

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

And also stoppable with every form of CC/stun/interrupt. If you want a blatantly unfair healing ultimate go shake hands with Zenyatta.

w8t4u
w8t4u

post your waifu's face when you tell her youre too tired for sex tonight

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

is there any way to stop the cursor from appearing in the middle of the screen when you press `? so annoying

TreeEater
TreeEater

Me being tired won't prevent her from using me.

whereismyname
whereismyname

too tired for sex

What are you some kind of faggot or something?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

throws piss grenade
ده هيكون مؤلم

girlDog
girlDog

She loves when I play hard to get, doesn't even slow her down a little

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's okay because we'll cuddle.

Supergrass
Supergrass

implying it is Genjis that have been complaining all this time

Nojokur
Nojokur

cyborgs cant possibly get tired

takes2long
takes2long

Fuck off Mercy.

TechHater
TechHater

still no do dva lore apart from 'dude videogames lmao'

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fancy a wank, love?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

where's the genji/zarya comic where she pictures them in an anime together

JunkTop
JunkTop

pic related
t. virgin

Emberburn
Emberburn

why do you want lore? the lore is trash for the most part, i'd rather watch the newest disney film or some shit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Ever notice how mercy's visor looks like an angel halo? But moira's visor looks like devil horns?

cum2soon
cum2soon

What is it about Genji's helmet that makes him so cute?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

some more characterization I guess

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Date a fat guy...?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

makes him look like a bird

wow......the symbooblism.....

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I personally would like to see more about D.Vas story. Like how the gamers were recruited to fight omnics. Like maybe the war was actually traumatic for her because she realized this was a real war with real deaths involved, and not a video game where you can just respawn if you die. Maybe the whole celebrity gamer persona is a facade.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Google search, cyka blyat.
imgur.com/gallery/nIxYA

Bidwell
Bidwell

Like maybe the war was actually traumatic for her because she realized this was a real war with real deaths involved, and not a video game where you can just respawn if you die. Maybe the whole celebrity gamer persona is a facade.
user, you and I both know that isn't the case at all.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

so what, she's some kind of indifferent psychopath?

SniperGod
SniperGod

D.va only cares about shit stomping bads and highscores, like any real gamer should

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's also a no.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It does kinda suck that almost 2 years since Overwatch launched, that there hasn't been a comic or animated short about D.Va. And then certain characters, like Reinhardt, Bastion, Junkrat and Roadhog, get both a comic and a cartoon.

Lucio, Zenyatta and Mercy also haven't gotten comics or animated shorts.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

enlighten me then, personality and the war backstory is incompatible any other way in my mind

JunkTop
JunkTop

I want an animated short of mccree

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

implying video games didn't desensitize hana to violence from a young age
we really need to do something about guns in games

takes2long
takes2long

So... basically Reinhardt's Honor and Glory short.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

character in shooter video game is a criticism of the very same genre
deep

WebTool
WebTool

I bet she sometimes wakes up screaming his name. She spends the rest of the night not sleeping, just contemplating.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

She just got thrown in and she's just a brat who doesn't know the consequences of death. There's nothing deep about it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

D.Vas animated short will probably end up being her streaming her battle against the omnics.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why does widow visit her husband's grave? Does she not remember that she was brainwashed into killing him? Why does she stick with talon?

FastChef
FastChef

woman
logic

pick 1

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hero with a burst fire hitscan rifle when?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why wouldn't she scream his name at night when she's fucking his picked dick?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

so basically S76 played by a three-digit iq player?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

She's probably the only one who still doesn't know who killed him

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

She also keeps their wedding photo in her library. I think that she truly misses Gérard and still loves him but is unable to break free of Talon. Perhaps she thinks she has nowhere else to go. Perhaps she thinks she can't be fixed and would rather continue to feel alive by killing.
Or maybe she even thinks gerards death was the only one that shouldnt of happened and all the others are justified

Bidwell
Bidwell

The conditioning is probably starting to slip, she's just been trying to hide it. She sticks with Talon because there's nowhere else to go, if she lets it slip that she's going back to "normal" they'll either brainwash her again or kill her. She could also be at the point where she doesn't really care about anything anymore, because her life is effectively ov er.

King_Martha
King_Martha

enter game
start zoning out like crazy once the match starts and unable to process anything or play at all

Why does this always happen

TechHater
TechHater

DM
potg is me getting knocked off the edge twice and no other kills
please fix the spawns blizzard

girlDog
girlDog

I think she had some awareness of the destruction that happened in Korea based on her voicelines in Eichenwalde and Oasis

On Eichenwalde: "The destruction caused by theomnicshere... It reminds me of home."
Oasis: "Seeing what happened after the war here gives me hope for the rebuilding of my country."

It kinda implies that S.Korea is in shambles.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

does that line up with the timeline? there's also the line about rebuilding korea that is pretty sober

DeathDog
DeathDog

go to bed

happy_sad
happy_sad

I wonder if she's aware if she's the one who killed Gerard and if she has any remorse or guilt. If the conditioning does completely wear off, she could want to be reconditioned to forget what she did.

Inmate
Inmate

Widow was just Metzen's excuse to have both a corruption arc and a blue woman, both integral to Blizzard's games.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yet more of Chu's garbage writing.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I want to believe Gerard is actually still alive and just hiding somewhere, like Jack.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That'd only work if Widow tried blowing him up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

She seems fully aware she killed gerard and regrets it heavily. I dont think she ever lost any memories. Just had a personality change.

I want him to have actually 100% died. Then come back as a full fledged zombie, not like reaper but an actual rotting zombie.

Methshot
Methshot

You know like CWC says he is.

Techpill
Techpill

wtf shadowburn was in my game

DeathDog
DeathDog

What else is he going to do while benched?

Spamalot
Spamalot

I've been spamming him to kick the jew eqo and let him play instead

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Play Moria to heal specifically
Never use damage orbs
Team yells at me for playing her wrong

Play her to do damage specifically
Never use healing orbs, just spray piss if someone is near me
Team yells at me for playing her wrong

Play her 50/50 trying to keep people alive juggling damage and healing
Team yells at me for playing her wrong

I don't understand what they want from me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just for you, pal.

Methnerd
Methnerd

right click, hook, left click, melee. it ain't fucking rocket surgery

Flameblow
Flameblow

I said Death, not destruction.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

They're on EQO's dick right now because they think someone getting pocketed by mercy means they're a good DPS. As if nobody learned their lesson with seagull.

Skullbone
Skullbone

taking anything anyone on ranked says seriously
I just heal until I know everyone can survive the next few seconds, then I replenish heals off their tanks or focus damage on 200hp heroes. My damage is noticeably low but I have ridiculously high heals.

Inmate
Inmate

He's playing roadhog only which bothers me. Seems his fate is sealed

takes2long
takes2long

I love offseason, people don't care at all xD

RavySnake
RavySnake

maybe he doesn't want to easily shit on everyone in QP with pharah/genji

Illusionz
Illusionz

Or, you know, S. Korea gets bombed like a warzone but people for the most part are unaffected because they still have games and how the MEKA unit was originally unmanned.

farquit
farquit

We gave him genji several times but he stood still in spawn.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

veekyforums.com/thread/206565582/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206565582/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206565582/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206565582/video-games

MPmaster
MPmaster

Season over I'll just play some qp

Every match has a Dva with a mercy pocketing her and a tracer wanna be pro trying to spawn camp

Jesus christ, how anti-fun can people be?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Or maybe he doesn't want to lose some random QP shitters as Genji

DeathDog
DeathDog

Don't forget the godlike level 6 Widowmaker

Firespawn
Firespawn

Holy shit are you me? I have all of those except instead of torb I have genji.

Anyway, im probably going to get zen orbs when I can be assed to log on.

viagrandad
viagrandad

playing comp last night of the season
go 7-0, gain 150 sr, best night of overwatch I've ever had
wow i thought comp was supposed to be awful at the end of the season

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I love how part of her "lore" is that she can't feel any emotion because of the brainwashing talon did, yet most of her other "lore" involves her feeling emotion post brainwash

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

y-you guys just hold the point for a sec..

theres an -OH GOD WINSTON- on my ASS, ill meet with you guys up in a bit

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nah, she only feels a small fraction of things.

I hardly even feel the cold

That and killing is the only thing that can make her feel alive.

Plus she has Amelie's memories. So she has this picture of book of meaning and knows it means something even if she's completely fucked up. Just like if you saw a video of someone crying over someone else that died, you may not necessarily be able to empathize to a high degree since they are a stranger...but if it was a friend or relative of yours you would be more sensitive to it...and she KNOWS logically it's supposed to mean everything to her on some level even if she's blocked from it.

5mileys
5mileys

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