/SCP/ General #[DATA EXPUNGED]

Thanks, will remember for next time.
Thank, these will be added to the list.

Post an EEnE Online thread and an SCP thread at the same time, see which one gets nuked first.

SCP Wish List anyone?
For me I would like SCP-1048

SCP-939 recording local voice chat and repeating it to lure people would be neat.

Let the thread die for now, it's too early

EVERYONE GO BACK TO THE OTHER THREAD THIS ONE NEEDS TO DIE SINCE IT'S TO EARLY BUT OP KEEP THE LIST EXCEPT GET RID OF THE ONE THE user SAID IT WAS DEAD THANKS

Instantly nuked, my man.

Why not just have the ability to communicate with players? Will make hiding in 914 more spooky if the guy can outright tell you he's not an SCP

I'm talking about the Veeky Forums thread you dingus

OP here, list me some essential SCP articles to post for the next one that way its, yknow, better.
>Example: SCP-684

anyone have the map layout?

its random

sort of

SCP-939 can't communicate directly. Also, I was thinking of an AI hazard, not a playable SCP.

Here's every webm I've made for the game

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>tfw you're in some of them

I'd hope so, I've only been playing with /v/
oh wait ;_;

was great playing with you user.

>join 71.63.72.162
>its usually full at this hour
>only 7 players

Ded game

How do i shot micspam?

I'll bring some boys to fill up some slots in a few.

The server is bugged
I tried to join and says full. The server console also froze

147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
All have slots

I wish there was an actual server browser with favorites and passwords so people could always see how many are in a server

>be NTF running around heavy containment with three other guys
>pass through tesla gate
>turn around to see body of teammate in tesla gate
>another teammate runs up and dies, too
>third teammate runs up, stops, says "Seriously, guys" then dies to tesla gate

cool

HELP ME DOCTOR DING

Why is larry's range so shit?

147.135.10.140:7779
gayest server ever. come join its fun

me on the right

i can use stereo mix to micspam but it doesnt work over intercom. any help?

micspamming is not funny. no one enjoys your shitty humor. stop.

hi r*ddit

I don't give a shit about micspamming
Teamkilling on the other hand
>Get spawnkilled
>In spectator someone claims to have killed me because I TK
>Go fucking nuclear and make everyone on MTF look retarded, shaking them off and assassinating them one by one.
>Main target ragequits.
At least be good at videogames before you shoot people who are smarter than you are in the back, shitties.

someone on that server just gave a girls number on intercom and it was a suicide hotline number lol

>haha isis song XDDDD

Quick guys, what’s the name of that disease SCP that replaces infected flesh with machinery?

>try a pub server since the other servers are filled or dead
>get spawned as doc
>hide outside of entrance zone checkpoint waiting for ntf
>lone nerd runs out of heavy containment
>kills him and transforms him into a zombie bro
>"welcome to the team nerd"
>"bruh seriously were you just camping the entrance like a faggot?"
>runs towards the oncoming ntf
>"just kill me man I dont even want to be part of this stupid scp team if hes just going to be a camping faggot"
Reminds me why I don't play pub servers.

SCP-217?

Maybe you shouldn't have been camping like a faggot.

Thanks homie, wanted to revisit one of the classics

>People get this upset about not winning.
What a bunch of faggots. The game lends itself to its chaotic nature, if you're actually invested in SCP/Chaos/MTF victory you're just a faggot.
Best part of the game is trying to escape as scientist or D-boi, and even then that nerd should have waited for the MTF fuckshow to get ass raped by you and then run by.

Remember to kill vibrating moonpie, he's one of the assholes who afk's in locked rooms.

SCP's need to camp corners and outsmart CI/Furfags because otherwise they get lit the fuck up. It's understandable if they camped their spawn but if it's a bottleneck then that guy is a crying faggot.

SCP-962 also does this, although it only targets animals and praises mankind. It's a crazy ass tower that's dere dere towards humanity.

It's part of docs strategy, you're slow as shit and running towards ntf or chaos is suicide. The only way you can kill someone is cornering them or getting the jump on them.

>the doc who killed everyone in 914 trapping himself in
>the c-boy who let him out

How are you supposed to do gud with peanut? It seems like when there's 3 people with guns you're just fucked.

>when a guy on the server complains about a camping scp
refer them to cs:go

To all of the boys and the tranny in the Harry Potter game, I'll never forget you.

stay away form direct confrontation, flank, ambush, guerilla tactics

>nerd puts keycard in 914
>set machine to rough before he has a chance to set it
>steal another scientist's keycard
>lock group of scientists in 914 with peanut

>when there's 3 people with guns you're just fucked
it's funny because a lot of retards don't know that and they run away/play it to slowly and get #rekt by him
basically ur strong at the start in light but afterwards u need to start cooperating with the other scp's or ur fucked

>if you're actually invested in SCP/Chaos/MTF victory you're just a faggot
do you know how long it takes for a MTF or CI to win?

Tired of not spawning in the game because the game starts before I can join the server. When are they going to fix this?

It can actually be extremely quick for CI to win considering they don't need to take down any SCPs, and just scientists if they get to light containment fast enough.

I was one of the trio, my heart sank when my boy jumped of the railing.

rundown

So 3 class D got stuck in light containment because larry pocked all the card holding boys. they found the computer room and there was no internet so they couldn't watch harry potter. Eventually 2 get out and all of the SCP were on the surface so a boy jumped off the edge to end things on his own terms.

na i was just in a last game that had taken 20 min to finish cause the only thing that was left was a d class in the light room

...

Any NA servers?

na u were just in a last game that had taken 20 min to finish cause the only thing that was left was a d class in the light room and a scientist or ntf alive somewhere else

Nope. all the people in the game saw the d class and no other nerd. it was D and CI and scp nothing more

>people crying about other people shitposting on intercom
why do these people exist?

because it's loud as fuck

because it's fucking shit.

Wow dude, it's almost like there are volume sliders!

idk but /v/ has gotten super duper serious lately and it's getting tiring
the most fun was had when servers were mostly funposting
>no fun allowed niggers

streamable.com/rthlm

>Be Peanut
>make friends with a D-Class
>Larry is a stupid fuck and kills him
>I help other Ds contain Larry
>Friend D respawns as CI and opens the door the last NTF is hiding behind
Friendship truly is the most Keter SCP

we did it science bro. I did it for you

Delightfully Devilish user

yeah, so I can turn everyone down in order to not hear your childish garbage

idk go join a reddit server i guess then man the majority of /v/ enjoys it

71.63.72.162
Slots open

>majority enjoys it
keep telling yourself that as you play some song with "nigger" in the lyrics XDDDD

woah calm down there buddy. look it's pretty simple. If you don't like the things that come with playing on /v/ servers, don't play on /v/ servers

So, why the fuck can SCPs open doors that require keycards?

>be larry
>jump in the air
>teleport
>get stuck every time
hmm

>Chaos
>get lost in light containment
>pursued by peanut
>lose peanut by hiding in SCP-012
>doc and a zombie show up
>wait a minute
>play ear rape over mic as i open door
>lead them into the bottom
>loop around and lock them in

I got snapped pretty quickly afterwards but it was worth it

brain magic

>play ear rape over mic
how does it feel staying up past your bedtime?

OP here, here's some essential reading for newfags to the series:
>SCP-682 (Hard-To Kill Reptile): scp-wiki.net/scp-682
>SCP-173 (Peanut): scp-wiki.net/scp-173
>SCP-106 (Radical Larry): scp-wiki.net/scp-106
>SCP-049 (Plague Doctor): scp-wiki.net/scp-049
>SCP-914 (The Machine): scp-wiki.net/scp-914
>SCP-079 (The Computer): scp-wiki.net/scp-079
>SCP-096 (The Shy-Guy): scp-wiki.net/scp-096
>SCP-035 (The Mask): scp-wiki.net/scp-035
>SCP-231: scp-wiki.net/scp-231
>SCP-426 (OP's Favorite): scp-wiki.net/scp-426

>Jump over the gap in the room with the two pillars in heavy containment
>Land the jump and open the door with a full second of movement
>It rubberbands me back into the air to fall to my death
Nice game.

I'm an Alabama nigger and I do it for free

SCP-079 got control of more memory(might have been an undercover CI agent) and so it caused the events that we see now. We know that SCP-079 caused it because he's stopping the shelter blast door from opening and it shows his face when you try.

im sowwy merapsco

>he's stopping the shelter blast door from opening
if you walk into the shelter as larry u can see a bunch of boulders blocking the door
idk if that's y or not but it seems plausible

>scp-wiki.net/scp-231

What the fuck is it?