/alg/ - Azur Lane General #133

Loli boats > Bell Fast > the rest

I wonder how far the jewhole will go in this event. Maybe it will actually have good business practices?

Pearl Harbor wasn't a war crime idiot, Japan intended to declare war and only failed to do so by accident

Where does smolfast rank in there?

>pearl harbor isn't a war crime

Yeah the declaration of war got lost in the mail. It wasn't their fault, it was UPS's fault.

>110 cubes
How screwed am I?

As screwed as I am.

I'd give you a 30% chance of getting screwed. It's a pretty decent chance, but you're less likely to get screwed than not get screwed.

I'm in the same boat, as far as cubes go. I didn't get one of the chink boats too because I had to save cubes, unfortunately.

When do you think the chinks will come back? I'm going to regret not having the Tiger one.

I think that Yostar is aware of the slight unfairness behind their limited gacha, so they will be back sooner than you might otherwise anticipate. They did literally warn us not to spend all our cubes on that gacha, after all.

milking her breasts

>Yostar
>realizing unfair practices
Surely you jest?

They will eventually have to split the pools, otherwise the new SR botes will literally have less than 0.1% rates.

gonefuckedup

Who has their foxes ready? Are you satisfied with this result?

Meh

>foxes
She's a dog. Mine is level 60 from regular commissions. I guess I'll have to level her up for this.

Are anchor chain buttplugs in fashion now?

>Big tits for everyone

Fuck chinks. Do they not unserstand subtlety?

I'm rather disappointed she didn't get the Big Boss treatment.

>Do they not understand subtlety
They don't, at all. Their government does though. That's why the censored CGs are (overall) much more tasteful than the uncensored versions.

What about AL attracts so many autists? The game doesn't have e-sports, some crazy number treadmill or guild wars.

>real thread got deleted
Fuck this, I'm leaving. Enjoy feeding the ash fag and renown fags infinite circle jerk you fucking pedestrian retards. It's been real, but this place is beyond hope now.

What happened to retaliating with 30 post early threads? You're giving up far too easy.

You know what, I honestly hope someone takes your bait, ash/renownfaggot, and this entire general gets banned in the ensuing threadwar. That's the only thing that can save it now.

>What about AL attracts so many autists?
No English translation

That can't be it. There's not one (1) vanilla AL porn so it must be attracting the worst of japs also.

>being this mad over what girl is featured in the image of the thread
I guess we know who the real faggot here is

My wife, E-chan, a cute!

patch notes where

...

Secondary chan

Fuck off Renown Autist, you know that's not the only problem people have with you being an insufferable faggot who makes threads early.

Same reason all those other Gacha games attract so many autists, lots of girls catering to every existing personality out there.

The same place they always are
azurlane.jp/news-item.html?i=1032

>Belfat
>best
I hate her for all those times she fucked my PVP match with her shit smoke. Can't wait to do it myself, until then I will keep hating her

>renown pic nr. XXXX
>renown thread too early pretty much all the time
>event or patch/new ship related pic and on time after bump limit
doesn't take a genius to figure this one out, but i guess this general has truly met its peak long ago. i remember how comfy it was when it struggled to even be alive, the first few threads, now it is just shitposting. oh well, btw not the same user.

Literally this. I have the rest of my bong fleet level 100 max skilled, but I don't have Belfast even though I'm SKK level 81. I've built countless San Diegos and an Akashi or two.

Thats a goddamn succubus and she got her fleshlight torpedos ready

>tfw no sheffield

baka m8. Someone even said "renown thread incoming" before the thread hit, so there was ample warning time to make a new thread.

I thought they banned schwimmsuit on chink servers

>Matchless and Sheffield are construction only
Uh-oh, I know where this is going for me

you can't cure poison with poison, as his thread was already too early, or are you suggesting we make threads earlier every time, in a constant increasing struggle, until we spam threads after 10 posts?

Except there's only a 3 minute gap between that post and the link to the new thread and it was created long before bump limit.

No I'm pretty upset. I don't think I'll remodel mine. It doesn't suit her at all, I really hate how they turned one of the tamer ships in the game into another generic slut

No, they pulled them from the store at one point and I think some of the big fat anime tiddie ones might have gotten very light "censoring" or some such, but they didn't do shit to microbikini chinabote.

What's victorious' skill?

Just remodel for the stats and then change the skin back to the initial one.

Hey you're right. I always forget that's a thing that exists.

And I was worried for only having 100 cubes.

This, which if OCR is to be trusted is +% damage for BB's and -% damage received.
And then her other skill is % proc double damage on air strike.

>10% at level 1

What's her plane load out? Seems the perfect companion for tirpitz.

>pearl harbor was the biggest war crime of WWII
is that what they teach you in burgerclap school now, little johnny?

Fighter/Bomber/Torp bomber.
Her LB's increase Torp Bomber and Bomber spawns/air strike.

Finally some CV love.

Thanks for beta testing

Name a bigger war crime.

(you)

inb4 "lalala that didn't happen"/"hurr that wasn't a crime" /pol/ faggotry
>nazi germany massmurdering a considerable chunk of europe's population because their johnny one-nut leader was a cunt who couldn't just call people he disliked faggots and move on with his life

Body count still pales in the Pacific.

Made for dirty, sweaty sex.

>Moving goalposts

Aw seriously? New event music is recycled from burger event.
Cheap chinks.

Who's moving goal posts? The attack on pearl harbor was the catalyst for all deaths caused by American entry into ww2. Therefore it is the worst war crime of all time.

Tilbiz, if you don't come out and play with me, I'll have to bomb your house again.

No, the Americans were already sanctioning the nips from resources they need to continue their war into China and SEA. War was inenvitable with or without Pearl Harbour.

Have you considered why they bombed pearl harbor in the first place?

>WHY U NO GIVE US RESOURCES TO CONTINUE WARCRIMES? WE WARCRIMES YOU AMERICAN PIG!!

>if someone doesn't want to sell you something it's okay to murder them

>War was inenvitable with or without Pearl Harbour.
This is a meme.

>histfags are at it again

wasn't only that, the USA did also send lend lease to china, to help them against japan, as early as april 1941 and pearl harbour was in december - makes more sense now, doesn't it? the USA was not really neutral and totally innocent, which is also intentional, they forced japan to attack them.

Japan was looking to expand towards SEA already. You think the Americans will let them touch their colonies there? With or without Pearl Harbour the Americans would have needed to take action to protect their interest there. And no, Japan didn't bomb Pearl Harbour for the sole reason of America not selling oil to them. The main reason they did so is because they wanted a swift invasion of SEA knowing the Americans will eventually move to stop them. Their stupidity of missing the main fleets there backfired really hard.

Soviets gave significantly more lend lease and material support to the Chinese. American support only ramped up after pearl harbor.

>invade country
>wtf stop
>"no"
>i'll do everything to make you stop short of war
>"i bomb u then"
>proceeds to get destroyed
>"WTF I DINDU NUFFIN AMERICAN AGGRESSION THE GREATEST TRAGEDY"

Didn't Stalin kill even more

ofc it did increase after that, but sitting there and watching a supposedly neutral nation boycott you and feed your enemies, without you being able to block their convoys to them, kinda sucks eh? even the japanese knew that a war against the USA is suicide, but not doing anything against these convoys was too. they were between a rock and a hard place and did not have alot of choices there.

what gives the USA the right to say stop to japan, a little biased viewpoint there? i am pretty sure that the USA did not allow anyone else either to say stop to them, no matter what and they enforced it as well, just with more industry behind it.

>the state of yank histfags

>what right did America have to condemn war over frivolous reasons
The American administration was actually staunchly anti-imperialist during that period. Even Churchill, FDR's biggest dickrider had to give concessions in regards to British imperial holdings in order to recieve aid, much to the approval of stalin, who otherwise mistrusted FDR.

>BURGERS ARE NEUTRAL YOU GUYS
>THEY DON'T PLAN ON JOINING THE WAR
>Sends aid to Chinks
>BUT I'M NEUTRAL YOU GUYS
>Lend Lease to Europe
>I DON'T PLAN TO JOIN IN ANYWAY YOU GUYS
>Sanctions Japan
>But WE ISOLATIONIST POLICY YOU GUYS

You make it sound like they're completely fucking neutral. What's wrong with admitting that they're not, after all it is due to the burgers help that the war ended earlier.

You forgot to mention that aid was sent to countries that were attacked first with the exception being britian and only because it was in response to g*rman aggression. America wasn't neutral, She was biased against warmongers.

No the actual reason was the the government was dominated by IJA and crazy jingoists who wanted war with the US no matter what after the oil sanction. SEA expansion against European colonies could have proceeded without attacking the US under the guise of anti-colonialism. FDR would be set against Japan and Germany and there would have been increased material support but domestically the anti-war sentiment was still going strong and the US would have a difficult time going to war in an official capacity.

The attack on Pearl Harbor was really a big gamble on the part of the Japanese as conceived and promoted by Yamamoto. Yamamoto was vehemently against going to war with the US as he had actually been in the US before and knew US industry was vastly superior to Japan's and that Japan had no chance in hell of winning a conventional war against the US. However his voice was drowned out and there were a fair amount of Japs out to assassinate him for his anti-war sentiment. So he tried to make lemonade out of lemons. If Japan was to go to war with the US no matter what, the IJN would need to put all their eggs in one basket and cripple the USN fleet at Pearl Harbor, scaring and intimidating the Americans to force them to the negotiating table.

The opposite happened.

Look, when was the last time a country had a legitimate reason to conquer and take land away by force? You want to 'liberate' a colony, you do it like every civilised country does, you provide material aid to a country and support their independence with financial and martial protection.

Now if the new, democraticly elected government decides to sell out its own people conveniently to you, that's their 'moral failing' problem.

Tilbiz, if you don't come out and play with me, I'll have to bomb your house again.

that is what they tell you in school, not quite what is actually the truth. i am afraid the USA is not the hero you think it is and there is no good and bad side in that war, every nation did war crimes and went into it with goals bigger than just justice and to bring peace to the world. we had a cold war right after that for a reason.

Then point out what was wrong with my argument instead of trailing off to something unrelated? Notice how the cold war was resolved without actual violence?

We had a cold war because there were nukes capable of MAD and only 2 superpowers left.

Does it look like a cold war now with China and USA holding the reins of the global economy?

i dont think it buffs BBs on her side, it seems to deal extra dmg to BB and less dmg received from them. So its very situational.