/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory general

I see nothing wrong with dragging everything else down to the same level at this point
/v/ is an irredeemable shithole, doesn't matter

>intentionally being a fag to other innocent games
>justifying the mods autism brigade
Nah, we just need to bide our time until time erodes away the autism of the mods and we can post on /v/ again

where is the suicide button? I'm stuck

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Tg6zLVip2A4

D/C then reconnect retard

disconnect bob

I joined but realized I didn't have a mic and you weren't going to stop saying hi

just as I posted the door magically opened on its own!
thanks nuke

>that guy with accent you have no idea where he is from
>he is best loyal buddy
Whats his name anons?

Fuck off faggot. U mad that your tumblr fanfic isn't a pinned thread on /v/?

Why are you even here when you already accomplished your autism goals?

post EU servers pls

So what is his name?

I have an thick accent :^)

zeromuseg is pretty legit

I wonder if we'll die tomorrow

thats the german nerd who gave us D-bois one of his cards before fucking off on his own only to be snapped as soon as the door closed behind him
;_;7

We could just try weekend-only threads
Surely, if they allow non-vidya things like /v/ermin on the weekend, they'd allow us to have a few threads for the weekend.

Go stroke yourself off on /soc/ we don't need people fishing for compliments here

Where are EU people playing rn?

Depends if 096 gets in the game or not.

>only alive people are NTF and SCP

Wait, how does the game even work in this situation?

It'll revive on major updates.
We had a good run these last couple of weeks at least

I don't remember his name but I have an hard on for the French guy

Furfags try to contain larry, meme on the intercom, and nuke the facility while praying that their retarded team remembered to lock the fucking gates, scps purge the furry scum

81.11.141.99

The german Kermit.

173.22.99.22 16 slots open midwest na ff on

Does anything light up/show that my mic is transmitting? I'm not sure if the keybind is doing anything.
Also, what function does the handheld radio on the military guys have? Is it like, longer-range voice comms when you have it?

no indicator, and yes, longer range comms
be sure to use MR or better (medium range), SR is pretty bad

I am scared I'll get namedropped

Guess that's me senpai

>tfw don't want to use my mic because of my autistic voice

No. Ask people if they can hear you.
Yes. Gives much longer communication range, but it has a battery life that drains the longer the range setting you have it on. Also gives a pseudo-private NTF channel to communicate on.

streamable.com/ut2u6
youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

You need to omit the infodump from the OP or it becomes really easy to call this a general for Veeky Forums.

173.22.99.22 20
pls join

Detektiven Jimmie?

No, than I guess you didn't mean me

the /v/ threads never had an infodump in the OP except for a false-flag thread or two that the autists copied straight from the SCP general on Veeky Forums

I wasn't the guy you were replying too my man.

that's not me. I will never reveal myself also don't name drop me

connection timed out

81.11.141.99

>not properly forwarding your ports

I wasn't host

Alright man, please forgive me.

got full so second server came up
81.11.141.99 full
81.11.141.99:7778 empty

everyone has an autistic voice you fucking nigger

Come to 71.63.72.162 for spicy memes

Okay, thanks guys. Does it need to be in your hand for it to work? Or can I just put it on and back in the inventory?

made a version that reflects the in-game NTF

Check out these awesome threads that are using the space SCP was taking up on /v/!

>WHY IS DUH GAME DEAD IN DUH MIDDLE OF DUH DAY ON A WEEKDAY

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can I replace the femur breaker sound somehow?
it makes me sad to hear people in deep pain.

Clearly, this is the quality content /v/ needs.

since the vg switch there is way more grenade elevator fags ruining fun, it's a noticeable difference

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based.
>no Stephen Hawking car poster yet

somone post the take me to the next level clip

stop shitting up the thread

here is my oc

this pls

Take 71.63.73.162:7778 off the list i no longer host it.

Add 147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780

NA East

I like it.

>some fag opens 914 for peanut while me and my fellow scientist are conducting research on some security cards
>try to trap peanut
>end up trapped outside with peanut, leaving my colleague trapped alone on the inside
sorry, friend

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webmshare.com/z4xZK

>kicked for being the last D-boy alive and playing cautiously

Don't join 77.100.90.203 fucking stupid ass admins.

Never seen a player kicked even when they drag the game out so this is bullshit.

I simultaneously like and hate it
some of the acting is so cringe but it's still so good

I've heard 2 extremely dense finnish and greek accents in my games. Unless you constantly drop your spaguetti you should be fine.

>All the /v/ threads spam and comparison to the currently existing "/v/" threads has caused the mods to become much more active and scour them much faster

beta uprising boys

He had what he deserved, all nerds must be shot or disposed of on sight.

This is why it shouldn't matter if other reoccurring threads get fucked, it's going to happen eventually anyways based on the way /v/ is degrading
Burn it all down

Looking at the state of this thread, seems the mods necked the game

Any NA servers not full? I tried everything in the OP...

That is what happens when you have a short term fotm game relegated to Veeky Forums

But 5 KC:D threads is fine

>want to be one with the doctor
>the fucking zoombiinii slaps me
which one of you faggots did that

>Escape Lc as a D-boi with a shitty management card
>Find the hidden commander card
>get the BFG
>Kill peanut with it and save an other D-boi in the process
>Somehow we mananage to escape the faclity
>Tranny furry shoot us 10m away from freedom

>tfw you will never forget the legendary D-bois S and G

I know that fucking feel all too well user.

Did they disable voice chat on 81.11.141.99? I can't hear anyone

>Posted in almost every thread
>made scp oc
>Still haven't downloaded the game.
Should I?

>about to escape as a nerd
>die to chaos at the last escape door
>hear a collective "Nooooo!" from other players upon entering spectator mode

bye everyone, might play again later -sarge

No shit, retard

Nah, ded gaem

Have a good one.

Sarge, more like gay