/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #521

Where's the 'za? Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/ watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Mamma mia!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Qu_Fk23T4
pastebin.com/CZqYwbQv
pastebin.com/f2D7DVuk
pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
strawpoll.me/15150552
pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
strawpoll.me/15150553
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Yurifriends come twice in quick succession!

>suicide hotline on the op

Sacrifice time!

I love Yuri so much!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

CUPCAKES FOR THE CUPCAKE GOD!

Question, is the sheepyori meme from the time this general read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep together? Or was it before then? Cause I remember someone photoshopped the cover to say Do Monikas Dream of Electric Sheepyoris.

I LOVE MY WIFE!

haha yes

Hello and good afternoon, everyone! Hope you're all having a nice day so far!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "shatter"!
Alternatives are 'render' and 'crypt'.

As always, these words are a prompt to help inspire anyone who would like to write a poem! If you'd like to try, do please consider using these words to guide your thoughts! Any interpretation, and you can use them as a theme or topic!
This way, we can all compare and contrast our styles and techniques, as well as our own unique interpretations of the word! It's fun, I promise!
Thank you once again for participating, and I look forward to reading what you can do!
Have fun!

Monika!

/feg/ and /ddlc/ must be friends!

threadly reminder that you couldn't save her, no matter how hard you tried
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Qu_Fk23T4
pastebin.com/CZqYwbQv

I love Natsuki!

...

I love Yuri!

Violet is so nice
I could drown in levander
Nobody likes me

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG. BIG!!!!!!

Me too!

I like you user.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

nigro nigro i hate nigro

Natsuki squad get in here

>- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
this
>electricitylets

Where's the? edition

The issue with sex robots in general – not just hypothetical ones programmed to have a “resist” function – is how their existence will affect how human beings interact with each other. Sex robots are different from sex dolls and sex toys because they have AI. More than just a mechanism for giving you an orgasm, a sex robot is designed to be a substitute partner. Yuri!

Yuri vs Monika!
pastebin.com/f2D7DVuk
Warning! Read at your own risk!

This picture. It unsettles me deeply.
It's a pleasant kind of feeling.

>is how their existence will affect how human beings interact with each other
Good. It's high time we've evolved. This was inevitable.

Post ur favourite band and your doki
>Yes
>Natsuki

your Doki, but she's sitting on your desk when you come in!

Remember to praise your Mistress today

Natsuki!

Monika
Bohren & der Club of Gore

Your doki but she has a big tummy!

Natsuki!

Amen, friend.

That's a quote from an article asking if they should be banned. The 3D scum are afraid.

>Streetlight Manifesto
>Yuri
And we sang~
Yeah, that's just the way that it goes.

Natsuki!

>Pink Floyd
>Natsuki

Your doki but she thinks Jonathan Joestar is the best JoJo
That's some really shit taste you've got right there!

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happy?

Natsuki's butt!

Alright Anons, it's finally time to vote on your favorite fic for the /ddlc/ writing contest! There are two sections: dramatic and comedic. Vote based on which one is most deserving of the winning title - try not to be biased! Voting ends in approximately 24 hours, there's no hard deadline. The point of this contest isn't to find out who's best, after all, it's to promote fanfiction!
>Dramatic Section - 5 Entries
Pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
Poll: strawpoll.me/15150552
>Comedic Section - 4 Entries
Pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
Poll: strawpoll.me/15150553

Here we go!

Cute! Cute! Why is she so CUTE!

>spacing the /ddlc/ sings link
That's stupid

>target locked
>1% to hit

why? do you think people will be so stupid they can't remove the space?

Spank Natsuki's butt!

As opposed to not being able to delete the
>(embed)

I love her too

>Posting literally the best image of her
Quality post lad, quality post.
I like you

KISS Natsuki's butt!

The weak fear change. Dokilarity is nigh.

Yes!

But you see, now no one has to delete the embed! What a fucking amazing idea!

Cute! Cute! I like Natsuki! Natsuki is cute! Natsuki!

>it's another "baking ain't easy lemme be lazy" episode

But Sayori walks to school with you, how could she already be there?

>Comfy with Monika
>Drinks coffee and play chess with her!
>beating her in chess!
>she congratulated you!
>you asked for a victory kiss!
Comfy with Monika!

>Know Sayori is best girl
>Know I can't protect her
>A family member hung himself a week ago
He was a single father, to a daughter, and he was young. We met in the student bar and had laughs together days before it.
I can't protect anything

>I like you
Thanks, I like you as well

So you want to make things artificially difficult because it makes you feel important? That's stupid

don't say that my man

Well this escalated quickly

>>beating her in chess!
Immersion ruined.

I miss Cuteanon....

I love her too.

She is the sun in my sky!

i would die for her

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

She let you win sometimes!

Daily reminder that Sayori shitposts

I love her too!
She's my little piggy!

Fuck, user. What will happen to his daughter?

>ywn live the early 2000's with your doki
>ywn dedicate Blink 182 songs to your doki through Messenger

I wonder if she’d squeak like a dog toy if you hugged her tight enough.

Stop!
Where's my comfy thread! COMFY! pillow lap

Would you squeak if she hugged you tight enough?

Bullying Monika!
Making fun of her big white ribbon!
Throwing gum at her way too long hair!
Laughing at the haircut she had to get in order to remove it, making her cry in the bathroom!
Telling her that her poems are awful and throwing them into the garbage while she is watching!
Telling people that she sleeps with men older than her for money, hence her stockings!
Spreading rumors that the Literature Club is full of mentally ill crazies!
Saying that she is a psychopath!
Bullying Monika!

Even then...

user, that's not very nice

Fattening Monika!

I miss user.

What SCPs do you think each Doki would write about?

Not them but if we were embracing eachother while making love you can bet your ass I’m making some noises. Not necessarily squeaking but noise nonetheless.

Bullying Yuri!
Throwing gum at her ugly hair in class!
Pushing her when she's walking in the hall!
Throwing her edgy books down the toilet!
She thinks she's safe in the Literature Club!
She's wrong!
Joining the club and being gentle and kind to everyone but Yuri!
Even flirting with user in front of Yuri!
Yuri snaps!
Yuri telling you some mean things!
Everyone agreeing on kicking out Yuri from the club!
Now the stupid bitch can't be happy!
Bullying Yuri!

A win is a win! Be proud of yourself!

Why are we so slow tonight?

As the slow begins so does the comfy. Allow it to take control.

Anons are too busy spending time with 3d girls instead of staying loyal to their dokis.

People have been asking this for three weeks now. I think it's time to admit to ourselves that the "flavor of the month" has moved on, and only the most ardent fans are holding the fort at this point.

Heck if I know, its Monday and not even that late in the US.

There is no pride in hallow victories.

I think that's the new norm for us. We're gonna be like /ksg/ in a couple of months.

Lay off the chess and play some hangman

Gay I JUST got here.

same here, bro

Flavour of the month was gone with the end of January already, it just took some time for the effect to bleed out completely.