Overwatch General - /owg/

I want to give Fareeha long, sloppy and passionate kisses after sex

Also there's a little toy mouse on the side!
They're really not letting jetpack cat go are they?

He's getting a buff sometime after Hanzo stuff gets done. Symmetra too.

wtf me too!

Torbjorns cat is cool as fuck desu. Wasn't feeling jetpack cat till I saw what torbs cat looked like.

>meta-changing new hero on its release

I'm kind of hoping the next short is about Ana/Pharah. I want something emotional like the Dragons short.

>Hey user, youre good with computers right!?
>Help me install hentai games on my PC!

I want to cuddle with Rein!

>Torb gets buffed
>Sym gets buffed
>Hanzo gets nerfed
>Mercy gets nerfed
What has Blizzard done with their normal retards? Why are they making good balance decisions?

Here comes T.Racer!

"Why install those games when we can play our very own games with each other."

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I would prefer Sym get one first but I’m guessing they’re gonna save that for when they do something with Sanjay

Forgive me, I know nothing of your Swedish mastery of neutrality, chocolates and meatballs!

Is there a term of endearment that Torbjorn would have for his darling daughter?

git gud

>tfw no big Bloo cheeks resting calmly on my face

if they ruin that cute character by making her a dwarf or giving her some "girl power" bullshit personality i am going to lose my shit

this is literally the first potentially good new character design since ana

älskling is probably the most commonly used

More like a rework from what they said about him. it's good.

I expect the second Symmetra rework to be a doozy. They gotta feel bad after messing up the first time.

Do you think Doomfist makes Torbjorn watch as he rails Brigitte, anons? Maybe he holds him in place with the Doomfist

We've already seen she's tall as fuck, so no need to worry about the dwarf thing.

>tfw no big Bloo cheeks resting angrily on my face

Me too, man. Me too.

She's like 6'4" or some shit

BRAAAAAAP

Hilarious.

>Hanzo gets nerfed
He's getting a flying barrel roll that's like McCrees roll

And Volley lets him do a 480 some damage and it can headshot

Nerf my ass. He'll delete tanks super easy still for some reason

>She has too much armor
>They take her armor
>She hass too much shield!
>they take her shield
>She hass too much dps!
>???

How tall is Rein outside of his power armour? n comparison, how tall is Brigitte up to?

they take her virginity

>implying Lucio won't be the one to black her up

At least it needs to be vaguely near the target instead of remedial trigonometry

You can get a rough Idea by watching the Honour and Glory short. There's probably an official height out there though.

How to fix D.Va:
>she as a 50% chance to die with the mech
>after re-entering it once the chance is now 75%
>third meka kill will always frag her as well

Great, now I just want to hear it

>Papa!
>Alskling!

I want to PUNCH Dr Angela Ziegler until she cries!!!

They're just looking at whats going on in OWL and they are seeing alarming patterns. 3 of those heroes are barely used, Symmetra literally never.

>tfw no big Bloo cheeks to rest on calmly

Lucio only has eyes for one girl

Personally I want to punch the back of her womb with my dick until she gets pregnant.

Me too, man. Me too.

The only people we have to compare him to in Honour and Glory are the soldiers (and that's while he's in power armour) and Brigitte herself, so we don't know if Brigitte is freakishly tall or just normal when compared to Reinhardt, since she goes up to his chest.

>Man

Poor Symmetra

Can midgets really have normal sized kids? I thought once their infected seed is inside a woman, that offspring is destined to be a little shit too.

>rng
dropped

>8 seconds
was that due to them not paying attention or what

>tfw no big Bloo cheeks to cum all over

This punishes the player for being able to survive out of mech, and is overall retarded.

8 seconds is not literally never.

they threw a lil shield out of spawn on volskaya

It was just in spawn man...they never left lol

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/File:Sv-älskling.ogg

All of those things were true though. She's broken as fuck and they've just changed why she's overpowered. She's a mutant dive flank DPS tank hybrid thing and isn't really bad at anything yet is one of the strongest burst heros in the game.

>Her only purpose is a spawn exploit to get as shield for everyone leaving

Blizzard...come on now.

>those bottom 4 heroes...
>defence, defence, defence, defence (symmetra might as well be in that bracket)
Something tells me defensive heroes are unviable at pro level. Really makes you think.

El-ssK-ling

REYES HERE, BLACKWATCH INTEL SUGGESTS

I'm the one that made the literally never post. I didn't actually know she was played for 8 seconds.

>he thinks class matters
how are things in gold?

So she's back to being OP in the same way she was OP before she was an OP matrix bot.

Okay minus the burst damage bit. Back then she had armor instead but played basically the same role.

Yeah, that touches the cockles of my heart just right

regardless the identity of new hero; defense one?
since launch, 2 offence, 1 tank, 2 supports... zero defense love ;_;

Defense heros don't defend. They're just gimmick DPS heros that are objectively inferior to the 'go fast do damage' flankshitter heros that have always dominated the meta.

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thumbnail made that look like something different

So this is the new thing that's going to be all over this general is it

I’m still amazed out how she thoroughly cucks herself. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this happened this badly.

Maybe Scum’s wish but holy shit that shit was terrible (to experience, not the actual manga, it’s pretty good but I still hate it anyway)

I didn't say that. I'm just pointing out a small trend in that graph and adding to it with the Symmetra bit. I'm a diamond scrub, leave me alone.

please don't insult cuckona she already has it bad enough

The enemy has a teleporteur!

>WE DON'T WANT HER TO DO SO MUCH DPS AND BE A BULLY TANK!
>Here, use her Matrix more!
>OKAY THANKS
>OKAY WHAT THE FUCK MY HIGH SKILL LEFT CLICKS ARE BEING BLOCKED BY THIS DOUBLEPLUS WRONGBAD RIGHT CLICK REEEEEE
>Okay, here, have some missiles and a Defense Matrix nerf!
>OKAY THANKS
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN D.VA DO SO MUCH DAMAGE THIS IS TOO MUCH DAMAGE REEEEEEEEEEEE

she should literally just be a pink balloon that does nothing but flies around slowly and bumps people softly for 0 damage

Hey, Doc! I could do with some he- UGHHH!

blooberry is trooberry

I lost 360 SR in ctf comp
someone please cheer me up

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DVAS HITBOX IS TOO BIG AND GETS IN THE WAY OF MY HELIX PICKS REEEEEEE

People just hate will just always hate D.Va even if she's trash.
Too cute for dudebros.

Are Dva shitters this emotionally invested in their 100% pick rate hero? A dive DPS tank hybrid bursting down heros as easy as hog yet being as mobile as winston is predictably essential to win. Blizz being retarded and not realizing that she's fundamentally poorly designed with no clear role is another problem altogether.

Did you kept playing after losing 2-3 matches in a row?

>ctf
normal comp is bad enough, but really?

Good. We need more tanks and supports.

ok little guy

Yes.. and i was top #200

The thread has a shitposteur!

When is the event ending?

her yelling gamer memes will also endlessly annoy angry people

OWL is an unqualified bust and disappointment, and we are getting a new piece of chub pussy hero to fap over

Waifu-bros win again!