/scp/ - SCP: Secret Laboratory general

The Peanut edition

SERVERS:
NA:
71.63.72.162
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
memesystem.party:27070

Old:
EU:
81.11.194.18
81.11.194.18:7778
81.11.141.99

streamable.com/pnnhs

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/gDrDPA-EkZ0?t=1h52m
scp-wiki.net/scp-173
scp-wiki.net/scp-106
scp-wiki.net/scp-049
youtu.be/gDrDPA-EkZ0?t=1h51m55s
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250

Good US server.

memesystem is dead, wth

147.135.10.140
Need a few more

First for /v/ mods are fags

nth for best scp husbando

Give back our /v/ permit.

we just lost a server, need a migration place

>When NTF guns you down even though you're trying to tell them to run

Fucking furries

autism

memesystem.party:27070

filling this up with some boys, about half full

memeserver is not active but its up if you guys want to try there.

I can never see Peanut as anything scary ever again after playing this game

This

I'm gonna replay containment breach

not when you have posters like this

fill up memeserver, we have some specs so it's more active than it looks

>be larry
>send 4 MTF to the shadow realm
>warp back to my box to make sure they dont live
>we're detonating the alpha warheads in T-90 seconds
>Fuck.gif
>90 seconds later SCP-106 has been contained successfully

>bullying doc

Sorry Larry I'm gonna have to break that femur, you fucking nigger.

107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250

Low ping US server

not bullying doc, just the autist posting those images

77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203
GB

We've only been on Veeky Forums for 2 days and there's already waifupositing. We're boned.

please kill yourself

We haven't even got female personnel or SCPs yet, either

>SCP-106 is strongly implied to rape his victims before killing them.
Is this true?

We deserve our fate.

and people complained why threads were getting deleted

Oh my god I hope they keep the 096 model and animation like this
youtu.be/gDrDPA-EkZ0?t=1h52m

god that's so bad it's good

Answer me Anons; do you have a SCP Foundation website account, and have you considered/tried writing an SCP?

107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250

US server

Where is that implied? I mean, he might. He gets off on suffering. But how can he fuck when his dick excretes corrosive gel?

>be peanut
>ntf shows up
>suddenly lag like fucking crazy every time i'm in range of them
not the actual freeze mechanic, i mean like the game actually hangs for a few seconds. i lost like 90% of my fucking health from that in ten seconds. game's netcode needs work.

if by rape you mean scorching the fuck out of their bodies before kicking them out to die slowly then I guess

please reel it in

>1:52:00

>Mfw this happens every time I play peanut

140:7778 got fucked

I googled 106 and decided to read the villains wiki article that came up.

>doing really well with 049
>lobby is full of fun people
>get disconnected
why do I literally only get disconnected when shit is good and never when faggots are micspamming or I'm just running around unable to find anything

>waiting to respawn: the game

at least I can post memes inbetween spawns

I'm the Larry that's with you that round. Just reconnect.

>Be NTF
>Find D-boy
>The other NTF idiots can't aim and throw fucking grenades like retards
>They also get the scientist killed
Fucking hell why do people just throw grenades?

>tfw want to play
>tfw don't know anything about the game and don't want to ruin it for others
Can it just go mainstream so someone makes guides

No one cares. Just start playing.

just join faggot

Trial by fire.

nigger half the fun is that nobody knows how to play, 100% of the enjoyment in this game is seeing funny shit happen and vocally shitposting

Grenades don't damage SCPs???

It's one thing when something funny happens, it's another when it just pisses everyone off.

I mean stuff like if I'm the only NTF left, how do I know if there are SCP left or if running around is just dragging out the game

107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250
107.150.49.250

US server.

Server is fucking imploding there are 7 peanuts, explain

As long as your not camping a corner or locked room no one cares. Better yet when you lose radio contact with everyone else start RPing over voicecomm for the spectators.

i think it has something to do with his speed increasing

Just read these
scp-wiki.net/scp-173
scp-wiki.net/scp-106
scp-wiki.net/scp-049

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I'm pretty sure I'm the last survivor stuck in the 914 room and there's the peanut and a doctor outside waiting for me.
Should I just kill myself?

memeserver's up

Here you go fag.

OHNONONONONONO BROS!

D-Boi
- Escape to surface and go to evacuation zone
- At start of round, scream D-BOYZ into the mic as loud as humanly possibly
- Follow nerd to machine room (914) and wait for peeps to upgrade card to 05 or Red card
- Optionally, try to find a gun and shoot some nerds. Or try to find a card in random locations
- MTF will try to come rescue you and potentially Chaos Insurgency will come to kill you
- Try to escape with nerd/red-card through heavy containment security gates then to entrance gates then up elevators

Nerd
- Escape to surface and go to evacuation zone
- Try to not get killed by D-bois, SCP, or Chaos.
- Try to find machine room and upgrade card
- Try to escape with red-card/black-card through heavy containment security gates then to entrance gates then up elevators

SCP
- Murder everyone
- Try to make it to surface if someone sets off the nuke

Chaos
- Kill nerds and rescue D-bois
- Kill NTF on sight
- Kill/avoid SCPs

NTF/MTF/Furries
- Rescue nerds and kill D-bois
- Kill Chaos on sight
- Kill/avoid SCPs
- Optionally, try to nuke facility

its easy my man, go play it

please end yourself

OH NO NO NO NO NO

54 hours here, I havent even realized it

Aren't MTF supposed to rescue nerds, not d-bois?

yup

>17 more hours than me
>Don't remember seeing your name
You an EU bro?

In what situtation do you turn on the nuke
As NTF if every nerd is safe?
As chaos if every d-boi is safe?
And as nerd/d-boi just whenever?

77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203
GB

>be D-boi
>locked in Light containment
>one other D-boi locked in 914
>nuke going off
>peanut shows up
>peanut and I hug outside 914 while we wait for the nuke to end all our suffering
>All while I'm playing End of Evangelion Come Sweet Death
Was the most touching moment

>Larry sending CI to the Shadow Realm
Who's still stupid enough to do this?

Whenever, it doesn't matter.

>Having fun as doc
>Get disconnected
Fuck my internet. Now I rejoined and have to sit in spectator hell.

>address could not be resolved
How do you fix this?

Pretty much, if the round has gone on too long or you've rescued as much you could've or if you just feel like it

Mostly when you think everyone is sick of playing Counter Strike + Peanut and you want to end the round quicker

hate it when a last survivor blocks himself in there, love it when they disconnect suddenly and the round ends

> This is it, baby
> Hold me.

They need to change the shadow room so that it doesn't dump you outside his room, and then they need to fix the exploit, and make it so when someone dies, their body and items disappear instead of just laying there and letting people know which aren't the right ones.

What's CI

Type it in manually, if that don't work the IP might be shasla' vespid' Borken

You need to stop, Snickers.

;_;7

Trapped with some D-bois at heavy containment doors with peanut outside door to light
SEND HELP PLS

fucking snickers
micspam some rolling stones and juke scp while gunning them down as chaos

That worked, but when I tried connecting to memesystem the game crashed. I'm not sure if its because of how shitty the game is or because of how shitty my laptop is.

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How does 914 work
The tutorial didn't help at all

Help a faggot out, what virtual cable do you guys use for micspam?

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Virtual Audio Cable

nothing goes together like snickers and peanuts

Card goes in, card comes out.

Virtual Audio Cable. Be sure to pirate it because the free version says "trial" in the middle of whatever's playing and is prime bullying material

What rolling stones?

I was the last dboy alive there :C

youtu.be/gDrDPA-EkZ0?t=1h51m55s

Here's the quick rundown™
5 teams
-Skips(P-nut, radical larry, doctor ding, work together and kill faggots)
-D bois(rescued by c bois, works with nerds to escape)
-Nerds(faggots with keycards and other shit, rescued by furfags)
-Furfags(kill D bois, save nerds, avoid/kill skips, nuke shit, fuck chaos)
-C bois(save D bois, kill nerds, avoid skips, saving D bois optional)