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>Recommended SL Viewers
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bitbucket.org/NiranV/black-dragon-viewer/downloads/
alchemyviewer.org/pages/downloads.html

>Second Life Grid Status:
status.secondlifegrid.net/

> Veeky Forums Group:
secondlife:///app/group/41548e97-0945-f938-67b2-88ee0d825ad6/about

> Veeky Forums Land:
maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Onatopp/128/106/53

> Group Rules and Info:
pastebin.com/uHGXQiqb
> Anime Girl Guide:
pastebin.com/8VSFWzGd
> Anime Male Guide:
pastebin.com/F0Xu3fXe

>VERY GOOD Event Blog (both rich and poorfags should be using this)
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youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7A
status.secondlifegrid.net/
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>that horn clip

i cant even see it

Why don't you try using that at Waifucku? You're seriously using your worst hair and clothing while afk whoring.

Not like that one is any "good" but a bit better than the other.

Vrchat feels more like natural human interaction. I played SL before but it's just not the same

How about you go outside lmao?

I play sl because I want to get away from real human interaction after a long day of work

Wew
Nobody likes my Japanese girl
Ok

grug need voice or grug SMASH

I just need a 2 foot long one right now

no

Look at who is getting the tips, I'm sure it's not the out of the box kemonos or plain looking ones, you need to look a bit more unique and complex with accessories and stuff, waifucku is also kinda dead so try more popular sims where anime isn't too out of place like furry spots or hentai mansion

first person to message leetheknight resident is guaranteed a trip on down to pound town

Alchemy Quoth Nep Cub Shouka Sovot Lee Caylum Skills

if you pick the last letter of each name from right to left you get "Ass metabee, phh why?"

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youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7A

do you want something

hey you forgot about me

I want your boipussy

im me then

no! im me first

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ill fite u binch

anyone here not mind hanging out with a nekololi avi? i get bored and lonely in sl and idk where to find non normies to hang around

come to Onatopp you newbabby

i am and its ded. youre probably the faggot who ran me over with your policecar

nah not even logged in right now, sorry buddy.
It is dead around this time though especially on a weekday, but check in every now and then and you might catch activity

also, Anime Mall Heaven

Y"ALL GOT FEET IN HERE??? *SniFFS THE AIR*

GAMER FEET

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Name?

are you cute or ugly

Shouka (animebutts Resident)

This boy is pretty cute, wouldn't mind helping him spill a load. :3c

Post avi

t. shouka

what about me, daddy?

you make me sick

>shouka’s ego

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>still cant fucking log in since yesterday
>when i do get in its about an hour and im off again

GOD DAMMIT LINDENS YOU FUCKING SCUM

this is gonna be the thing that finally kills this game

i doubt it unless thats the intention its just some temporary hiccup its just so annoying

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>system body

and if its not system you did a bad job using a mesh body

Just woke up, I dreamed the avi of a guy I like insulting was in real life and was coming kill me, I also started choking while sleeping which is why I woke up. Scary shit.

who is this
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
>Cum Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sperm Worm
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>Cock Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Baloney Poney Behemoth
>Dick Juice Masseuse
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Man Muscle Steam Shovel
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
>Spunk Trunk
>Nut Slut
>Cum Chum
>Testicle Vestibule
>Dick Duchess
>Cock Sock
>Testicle Tamer
>Cock Clairvoyant
>Scrotum Totem
>Mattress Actress

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>choking while alseep
your 10 chins must crush your larynx

It was some random who came to keburger.

status.secondlifegrid.net/

Someone's really mad at the Lindies for getting banned or something. SL is getting DDoS'd.

Can I visit Keburger?

I want to order greasy food

come by get your favorite burger!

it isn't only SL
blog.cloudflare.com/memcrashed-major-amplification-attacks-from-port-11211/

i didn't know there were scheduled ddos attacks

imagine if you will people placing leaves in to a slotted drain, most of the time leaves go in, because people put them through the grates. But in the case of a DDoS attack, someone decides to pull a dump truck over thr grate and unload a huge pile of leaves.

That is how a DDoS attack do

>dude makes a joke about ddos attacks being scheduled because SL login server is takin a shit.

>Name poster responds
>Name poster who can apparently barely read or type in english
>Tries to explain what DDoSing is.
>Uses a hilariously shitty analogy that doesn't explain anything when the actual way it works is so much easier to explain and so much more understandable.
>The person never fucking asked what it was in the first place.

Well ZeFrank1, you're fucking retarded.

Honestly I believe in public execution as a punishment for DDoS attacks.

how can you attack a cloud
like wtf

Anyone wanna ERP over flist?

No thanks, I can unpack my own kemono

>brown maid_002
it's called nigger you retard and that's one melanoid not two

attacking chain is easy, just make a cute trap and deny poseballs

>venus

wow you would think it would be pretty easy to make a decent looking avi but apparently some are just awful at everything

>m3 anime

would a petite but adult avi be better served with kemono or with maitreya?

You can do petite with Maitreya no problem.

idiot

just get maitreya

>anything that isn't some 2 metre tall giant is petite

i already have maitreya im trying to see if it would be better with kemono or not

Kemono is better because it's made by a pedophile.

maitreya fags are truely the worst, no matter what avatar you are trying to make they will blindly recommend a completely locked down no mod body that's annoying as fuck to use, with nearly no advantages over the competition.

Making a literal child? Maitreya
Making a robot? Maitreya
Making a dog? Have you tried maitreya?

Fuck off shills.

Look, it's either look like shit in this ripped mod body or look passable in this locked down body that has a lot of support and tons of stuff made for it.

You just sound salty because people don't want to use a limited hackjob of an anime body that has 9000 different buggy addons

salty kemono detected

The fact that it's not mod is the worst part about the body, but it's still way above the majority of anything else.

What is this breed of faggotry doing in /slg/? Can't you see we're full up? Fuck off

snickerdoodle345
qt af

also bump

are you really retarded or do you not know how to make appliers

It's not even an anime body. It's a furry body.

they have clearly never heard of omega

You are both retarded just like this guy

>retarded cause we know how appliers and rigged meshes work

t slink, belezza, e-body user

retarded because you are talking about unrelated shit. The body is nomod, thats a minus period. Yes you can use omega but that isn't the point

dont worry BRO just make appliers, never mind the fact that no other decent bodies have to do this, BRAH, its got tons of support too! None of it works together of course... like you cant mix and match clothing, so enjoy wearing the same combos as everyone else or a cocktail dress... oh also none of the clothing is mod, we gotta keep that locked down so we- I mean the creators can sell multiple tint swaps as different clothing... They need to make money somehow stop complaining my dude!! I am just another one of you!

Also... I'm gonna need you to sign a contract right here which says that you're never allowed to say anything negative about maitreya or use another body ever again, and a non-competition clause, and im also going to need you to give me your second life password as a precuationary measure. also theres this non-disclousre portion which forbids you from talking about this...

But other than that it's just the best body!

Maitreya trash, belleza good

what would you want to mod onto the body? just imagine the nightmare of a support chat from all the common retards fucking their body up

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Fucking simps getting worked this hard over nothing

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>I can mod the body therefore that stops brainlets from wearing their relay and clicking the buttons

This is how you sound

>snickerdoodle345
tf

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it wont stop them from attempting to mod it themselves without knowing what they are doing and fucking it up then going and yelling at support about it have you never been inside firestorm support chat?

They cry anyways lmao

yes but not as many and not in as many retarded ways as they would once they perm lodged a chair into their face

>fuck up body
>unpack new one

sounds like a regular day even with brainlets

you are overestimating the typical SL brainlet