Overwatch General - /owg/

>Moira...experiments over...you can change me back now

It might be a family friendly prosthetic but the artist probably just fucked up.

>implying torb can't have a proper looking prosthetic

Brigitte is a healer but for armor

> Brigitte skinny af
Can they keep some consistency ffs?

WHEN EXACTLY DOES COMPETITIVE START

Right now

>Moira will never turn you into a helpless shota and smugly pin you against the wall of a dark broom closet mere meters away from one Dr Ziegler
It hurts

Season 9 is currently scheduled to launch on Wednesday, February 28 at 4:00 p.m. PT - or Thursday, March 1 at 00:00 GMT.

he probably has multiple prosthetics, the crab claw that can materialize molten metal is for combat/work and then he has a normal one

D.VA is a bae!

>not knowing that the Shimada have two big dragons
>not knowing that Genji's second dragon possesses his dick
>not knowing the size of those dragons

Why is there no cute boy hero yet? What is Blizzard afraid of, that trapfags and other repressing homo deviants will produce tons of porn of him? Sounds like a good way to advertise your progressive waifu/husbando simulator posing as an arena shooter desu.

the comics cant even be consistent panel to panel let alone for any greater continuity

Teenage McCree is not for lewd or experimentation. He’s for steering in the right direction.

I don’t want Moira to lewd fagcree, I want her to lewd ME

Any leaks on the new hero? Abilities and such?

wait, is torb a ginger?

I mean, I'd assume so based on his kids hair...

Check the last thread dude, new hero’s ult got confirmed as an AOE knockback BRAP. Bit smaller than Sombra’s ult range

Are you as cute as McCree?

Hair color that skipped generations or Ingrid's got some explaining to do.

I want to help teenage McCree with his homework!

THANK YOU. WHY AM I SO STUPID I COULDN'T FIND THAT ANYWHERE

N-No, I’m really tall and have wide ass football player shoulders

I need some more insults to trashtalk my teammates when they’re being stupid. Give me the most creative ones you have.

Do you think he bullies her like he bullied Mercy?

nah he was blonde when he was younger, but its totally possible ginger runs in their family
its rare but if you have a crazy amount of kids like they do you're that much more likely to get a few recessive genes to come forward

I should really sponsor her.

youtube.com/watch?v=VhPhJw_yrTY

>chateau deathmatch

But why though

I take chateau over dorado or hollywood

Just play Pharah and boop people off the ledges.

Then in your dreams faggot

Yeah but also the comics are inconsistent and unreliable as fuck. :^)

Why are we assuming the new hero is Brigette? Didn’t Jeff say the hero was only subtly hinted at? Brigette isn’t subtle t all

McCree is for bullying.

Brigitte being a ginger is consistent though.

You know what u don’t understand.

In the teaser with the Flail blueprint, there’s a cats Paw that completely orange. But in the comic, the only cat that we ever see is Torbs tiger cat which has white paws despite its orange body.

Hello everyone, Jeff from the Overwatch team here. I just want to let everyone know that Brigitte is not going to be our next hero. I know some of you have seen that tweet regarding her but trust me, that was just a fake. We're super excited to be revealing our new hero in the coming weeks so for now, please just be patient and know we're working super hard over here to make Overwatch as fun and as engaging for everyone as possible.

See Multiple people saw it.

>blizzard is releasing ANOTHER woman
>doomfist only became a thing because enough people bitched about it

I need this blizzard

these two are still the best husbandos in the game because Blizzard hates designing new men

McCree's pretty hot

How many more buzzwords and whining could you fit i there?

It's not entirely unheard of for Blizzard to fuck up and leak upcoming content. It happened with Halloween 2016 and Sombra if I remember correctly.

>Talon still doesnt have a tank
>still no twinks
Fuck this gay earth and its timeline

Why are you faggots so obsessed with farting?

I mean it's literally canon. They did say they prefer making female heroes.
Bless them.

because farts smell good when you have shit taste

So just will she slam the hammer down like Reinhart does?

But he is super lame and embarrassing.

>He doesn’t know

>they did say they prefer making female heroes
fucking shit, when

>them
Fuck them tho. I want my bara and/or twinks.

Im already annoyed at Bridgette cuz folks want her to be a lez. Fucking fujoshits

She has a flail stupid namefag

When are they going to properly reveal hero 27?

that only makes him cuter

Brigitte trailer tomorrow.

Tomorrow is the 27th. If there's nothing they're a bunch of silly heads.

My bad. That makes more sense. Wasnt sure and folks i was talking to kept saying sledgehammer.

It’s not Bridget you faggots new hero is me

youtube.com/watch?v=3NQWP7npOSw
4:42

yeah fuck them and fuck you too

Oh it's a joke, I get it.

> strawpoll.me/15160680
Vote now!

Isn't gingerism extremely rare in Sweden, or really anywhere except Scotland and Ireland?

>sarge I love you..,

How do gay shippers feel this isn't the first gay couple in a Blizzard game? I bet it makes you feel shitty you fucking faggots

>blizzard is releasing ANOTHER woman

Like its a bad thing. Stop being a faggot

The fuck are you talking about

what

I said yes but I don't think it should be completely covering her like Rein's armor.

>he still thinks its a joke

>hasn't played Starcraft 1

Another WHITE hero??

wtf blizz?

Tell me right now why Brigitte isn't a dwarf.

I can understand that, but I'd really like to see a miniature Crusader running around, helmet and all.

If she doesn't accept the BBC I am going to have a problem with this game. Doomfist better have a victory pose where Bridgitte is getting face fucked by his BBC

Would anyone seriously be stupid enough to think that you upload an image on twitter by copypasting the path to it on your pc to the tweet? Would such a retard be allowed access to official blizzard media channels? Furthermore, wouldn't we see the name of the image file if they did upload it like that or does twitter scramble filenames like Veeky Forums?

Kings Row is the only good map in this game.

Same. I dont like Reinhart armor because its kinda clunky looking. If she has full armor they should tone it down.

4chin is a hacker idiot

Torb isn't actually a dwarf he just had his shins blown off in the war.

at this point it might not be, you're right

Sorry, you mispelled Ilios and Nepal.

I can understand that as well. It'd be neat if she had some custom modifications on her armor or something that would make her distinct from Rein if she does end up being in full armor.

They're above the global average for it

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>Another
Irish is not white

koth maps are also fine
except illios ruins

We all know if she doesn't have armour, she'll get an armour skin, if she doesn't have one from the start. But if she does have armour, getting an armourless skin is gonna be a pain.