/wtc/ & /gwt/ - The Witcher and Gwent General

Artifact when?

Ai caramba, more shani please

did swim talk about the breakup yet?

same

thronebreaker when

>tfw when i tilted
i know i have to stop playing after the first loss, but i didn't. How do i fix myelff /gwt/

>50 points away from GM
>my w/r has been exactly 50% the past two days
Sometimes I wonder why do I even bother.

what were you expecting?

Thought I had lost it but I finally dreamed about her again lads

I climbed to 4150 with above 65% w/r with Calveit spies, even keeping 60% would've felt more worthwhile.

as you go higher you will come up with stronger decks and better players so your win percentage drops thats plain and simple mechanic.

for me going to 4k takes less than a week, yet wander around 4.1K to 4.2K until season end.

I want to stick my dick in Yennefer's voice

>tfw last time I dreamed about her was few months ago
I must learn lucid dreaming some day

I was scared that I had lost it as the previous dream I had was certainly not wholly positive (as most of my dreams aren't). This one was certainly interesting and reassuring, and I awoke happy which is pretty cool 2bh

Geralt and Triss OTP

same but with anarietta and her anus

20 hours left. Did you get to GM, user?

>first comp season
>get to 3900
>brouver ad nauseam
>all play the same
>get bored
>stop

same, i will push for the foltest avatar next season

nope, I'm happy with bran and dagon. :)

got the francesca and ST border so i am as happy as i can be

Same. I believe we get Calveit too right?

I have a pretty good deck with 76% winrate in pro ladder and at 4k mmr, but I don't have time to push for GM. God dammit.

holy fuck really? those are my 2 favs
gonna go hard next season bois

why did i wait so long to push, the middle of the ladder is completely dead

>ST

Disgusting.

Next season is going to be 1 month long, so it's fine.

if they didn't suddenly decide that the season would be only 20 days long, you'd be fine.

no no not ST, Francesca only. I don't play other shit.

I hope we don't have a faction challenge next season

NR vs. NG

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>more NR
finally, I only see a Henselt every 10 games
NR deserves more love

M-Me?

all against ST

Bran's voicelines seem pretty funny.

soundcloud.com/abioye-nzeogwu/sayannouncerkingbran68

what did he say? skellige accent is hard to understand sometimes
>Ahaaa! In your ass, then!

>CDPR will NEVER EVER remake W1 and W2 in the the W3 engine

hold me

sounds pointless and a waste of time and ressources
I'd love to play TW2 and TW3 on the first game engine

interestin'

in 5 hours I've fallen 300 places, sad that 4020 might not be enough for 10k

There's a goldmine of great voicelines on thar link, thanks for sharing

Philippa and Djikstra

>This big fat pig gets the hottest girls. CLICK HERE to find out how.

Good. The W3 engine is horrible.

Triss is bliss! Triss is bliss!

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so Geralt is basically Lamberts beta tester

its also funny Lambert mocked Geralt for bein stupid enough to fucking sorceress, yet he goes for a fine sorcer-ass himself

Lambert is getting cucked every nigh, I guarantee you that.
And he is fine with it.

So guys when the patch hits, what will you do first? Will you craft some of the new golds and build a meme deck? Will you hop into arena with your season rewards? Will you grind ranked/pro ladder with the same deck you're using now?

non of the new golds is worth crafting, but Dandelion:Pull A Card
since they didnt balance anything this patch, I will go with Foltest again, because he got me to rank20 in no time

is this the Duchess?

How stupid are Dagon's voice lines? At least you could tell distinguish with Phoenix. Dagon is literally just gibberish.

gwent.wikia.com/wiki/Unreleased_Content#Avatars_and_Announcers

Triss

I'm going to try to make a stax deck that involves buffing Sabbath until he kills everything that enters the board.

I'm also going to run Renew and Adrenaline Rush.

Yes that's Annarietta

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I appreciate that every faction had a tier 1 deck this time, but holy shit am I disappointed that the entirety of the season lasted only 18 days.

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post her gorgeous butt

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I'm right there with you. Lots of stuff was viable this time around.

10/10 would impregnate

Careful user. I've been b*nned once for posting lewd Annas in the past

when can I be represented by this beautiful, beautiful man?

>that guy at 4297 with a record of 598-829-14.
How is it possible to be that high ? that's a 41%WR

The overlords seem cool with butts but not front-butts

Maybe he lost his first 300 games

by front-butts you mean tiddies or puddi?

Last one for a while before Trissfu gets upset

The former, but both of what you said apply. It's a butts only regime they have going here

>having two waifus
kys degenerate

Anarietta is not my waifu. Someone asked for Anarietta's and I provided.

What are you talking about, Metz was killed by Rad the Lad.

>be "rad the lad"
>get bullied by a dyke as a kid
>sperg out as an adult
>die in an alley

one of us desu

>not killing her yourself
pleb

Also enough of a faggot for THIS to be the reason of his discontent

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>go to bed
>Trissfu a cute
>wake up
>Trissfu still a cute

Some people went ahead and started doing it on their own.
Looks nice.
Hope CDPR will give them more tools to work with and they can do the whole game.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkwtMjUBBcI

Very cute!

Death to all who speak ill of me!

Which Northern Kingdom has the hottest women?

I want to marry !

I want a game set in the Witcher universe but with character creation so you can properly roleplay instead of playing an existing character with an established personality and set of morals

fuck off retard

Axii and fug everything!

why is that a bad thing

I want a game in the Witcher universe, but all you do is hang around Trissfu all day and night, do basic stuff and chores together and make sweet love inbetween.