League of Legends general - /lolg/

old thread eyosongive.us

zoe and annie are children and you're all demented pedophiles edition.

Xth for making sweet love to Annie on our wedding night

spellbinder op btw lmaow

>Lost 8 games in a row

None of you know this pain that im feeling right now

Never bully your support!
Honor your support every game!
Taric a best husbando!

>Open /lolg/
>It's another moralfag normies don't like your favourite porn episode

I will whack my dick to female yordles all day and you can't stop me

>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items

>weebshit champions
>no METAL AS FUCK champion

I don't think this semen slurping game is for me.

just post the screen cap kid, nobody has found this funny for years and it'll save you time.

>what is pentakill

get out newfriend

>support taric has a girly name
>"are you a girl"
>"i will say that i love dicks but not more"
>calls me hon/hunny/daddy
>tells me how draven (me) and taric would make such a nice couple
>buy 2 B.F. swords at once
>"one for me, and one for you hihi" t. him
jesus fucking christ

New alpha male warrior Champion when?

>furry pedophile
My god I can only imagine what a sight to behold you are.

This is 100% fact.

im not coming back until they add this chroma

pentakill is pop music

>there's no metal champions!
>what about the pentakill line?
>that's pop music not metal music!
wew

>I'm not coming back
>still hasn't left

even rito agrees pentakill is pop

Is LCS on the new patch this coming weekend or the one after?

Post some Ashe

>pentakill
>metal

to spending time and money on lol

Good user!

here you go ;)

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I need a manly champion to add to my top masteries
I have Lucian/Draven currently, what else could I add?

but that's forbidden love

jayce the megachad

I enjoy Riven too much but Im shit, what do ?

t. Jungle main, platinum 3

Braum

MANG BROS WW@

practise and not be shit

RIVEN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

perfect, actually
my toplane friend hates him so much

this guy is a turbofaggot but he looks and sounds like my best friend so i'm sentimentally attached to him

also you really shouldn't be gay mang, lol

hey guys it’s reginald
we’ve been hella busy here at tsm gaming house

we were drunk as fuck and rainman went all retarded and starts firing this gun

so gotta tell you bros that oddone has passed away (he died LOL LOL)

it was hella sad, however we need one bro who isnt a baddie to jungle for tsm

gonna do some arams and test your skills

first time on Veeky Forums dudes im liking you bros

BAYLIFE

fuck of reggie we all know youve been erping here since vg existed

I'm saying it's bigger than (You) and that there are already many of the types (You) want.

Understanding this should at the very least make the wait more understandable now.

You can't expect that we won't get another seasoned/hardened warrior eventually, not with Noxus and Demacia existing, never mind neglected regions like Bilgewater and wherever Olaf is from.

And really, Rakan gameplay wise is far more "manly" than Braum:
--passive is a modest (but appreciable shield) rather than stacks that culminate in a stun and bonus magic basic attack damage
--his jump-to-ally mechanic gives him nothing in return (other than a situational escape*) and he sometimes eats the projectile outright instead of the shield taking it
--his shielding mechanic doesn't protect him*, but doesn't give him 'ghost', 10% MS, stop projectiles that normally pass through units or negate the first instance of damage completely
--his ult isn't a ranged knock-up with a slow field created around it and no matter how quickly he does it he can only affect enemies one at a time on contact
And Rakan does this all with less health, health regen, armour and MR. In before "but Rakan can run away better" when that's what players do and primarily when they make mistakes.

You're right. I only ever went on a 7-game win streak with a champion and then woke up the next day and went on a 7-game loss streak with the same champion.

Are you guys enjoying the death of lee sin mains?

I was really good with leading those cross-map arrows, even unintentionally ruined some of my friend's Penta-kills in PVP.

ward hopping should not exist

kat shouldn't be able to fucking shunpo to blast cones either

>Just now noticing that I haven't seen a single Lee Sin since that change

Damn

this, same with jax

I lost 4 in a row yesterday, in each game my adc picked a losing lane or a skill lane that was difficult for them and had gotten double killed by 5 minutes.

>that change
explain

Lettuce enjoy this development.

>Rakan's gameplay is more "manly"

You disgust me.

should i just kill myself?

tracker's knife removed

in the dumpster where xin players belong

It is what it is, no denying it. Braum himself is more manly for what that matters, but you can't expect everyone to want to go for the bulky build and have the experience of protecting people across the nation in an almost fatherly way.

for shitbuilding on xin, yea

>inting
>continues to build full ad

you belong in bronze

well im new to the game how do i git gud you niggs

No more free ward jumping

f

I love Lissandra!

nothing is more pure than the love between ahri, 8 men and a horse

discuss

>Vel'koz came out 4 years ago today

Vel'koz skin fucking when? Nothing's beaten Arclight in terms of quality. Or is there another fucking Mundo/Ezreal skin on the way?

He only got to hold the game hostage for 7 years
rest in peace

>pick olaf jungle
>win simply because enemy team has no clue what olaf does

>haven't seen a single lee sin since the patch

According to last thread Jhin is very manly in his own unique way. :^)
Get Graves, Darius or Sion in there.

Name a better skin. I FRICKIN dare you!

play a non dogshit champion

yeah fuck him stupid fucking no fun allowed champ

I like how almost everyone in my games is a meta slave or else they cant climb

such as?

also don't play jungle retard, you need macro knowledge to play it which you don't have

literall just google lol tier list because thats what the game is nowadays

this, sissy boy gets it, if everyone was manly we needed to go one step beyond manly to make a difference anymore

if I dropped this skin I would main the shit out of veigar support

I don't blame you since there's some stupid fucking shit on his recommended build page. Max W then whatever you want (usually E). Build warrior then one (1) offensive item out of BC/Triforce/Maw, then go tank. You may also need to go right into tank after warrior. Also build fucking tabi or mercs like what are you doing with mobis.

When playing Xin, try to 1v1 whoever is closest, don't focus on diving unless you know you can 1shot them. Xin's specialty is catching someone out and letting his team kill them while taking 0 damage due to his R. Also remember his R deals CURRENT %hp damage, so use it FIRST in a duel.

>He won't play support slut champs because it hurts his fragile masculinity

Only person you're hurting yourself by denying free elo

>veigar support
What a waste of stacks.

>Jhin is very manly
No, it was that Jhin isn't a weak "fag", brainlet. It's that he's a man. No one said Jhin was macho manly territory.

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>never mind neglected regions like Bilgewater
Whole region full of pirates and we only have 1 champion. Holy shit how do we not have another one of these scallywags to compete with GP?
>Rakan more manly than Braum
Holy shit I actually kinda could see what you were trying to say in previous posts but now you've lost me completely. All rakan does is Flap around, Run like Sonic the Edgehog or Walk with a stick up his ass. Braum carries around a huge ass shield to defend the weak sissybois that are ADC (now that Draven is unplayable and Graves is gone) and Erupts gian enormous fissures. His passive is literally 'Let me smack you until you pass out' compared to let me do nothing for long enough to get rewarded.
Yeah, really manly.

FUCKING NERF THIS WW
IM FUCKING SICK OF THESE NIGGER ABUSER
WHAT SHOULD I BAN? TRISTANA? NIGGER LULU? UNKILLABLE FULL AP VLAD? NO IT CANT BE HELPED
THERE IS TOO MUCH OVERPOWERED ANNOYING SHIT RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT DECIDE WHAT TO BAN
JUST FIRE THOSE SILVERS BALANCING THE GAME.

ban tristana

>first queue of the day
>adc pick saying they always lose because bad junglers
>check them on op.gg
>for the past 10 games they have been dieing at least 10 times regardless of role

>Jhin
>a brainlet
This man evaded capture for years, and persists still even with two ninjas hunting him.

>Final Boss Veigar's fence looks better to enemies than to you as the player
It's good, but I over all prefer Omega Squad for those Jurassic Park mercenary and electric fence vibes. I also prefer the voice filter in that since I'm more accustomed to regular Veigar than game villain Veigar.

t. had a Final Boss Veigar shard sitting in my loot for ages

>wasting this skin on support
I like the role, but this skin transcends that.

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>Jhin isnt manly
>Jhin is a man
Which is it, make up your goddamn mind.

Found it

>lolbab in charge of reading
Go back and read that again while keeping punctuation in mind. Hell, even ignoring it just look at the SIXTH damn word.

>what are adjectives
Macho is there for a reason. It's just not his style. He's manly, but not like Braum or Darius or GP, who are also distinct from each other.

how smug can a man look? is being so smug even legal?

>veigar mid
>veigar support
>tank veigar
>dcap 1st item veigar

teleport honestly killed league

I said Jhin is very manly in his own unique way and you disagreed. Do you have Alzheimer perhaps?

The other guys wants more buffed d00ds in his game. This is all it boils down to, Jhin is way too flamboyant for his tastes.

>tfw you are silver scrub and nothing matters with the occasional good player abusing champs
feels good

>Pick Anivia
>She immediately clicks with me

Oh no

>he doesn't main his waifu
>he doesn't fugg his gf only when she's cosplaying his waifu

this is why you're stuck in silver

>not a single adc is hard or severe
Kek adcbabs

Whats wrong big boy?

vayne is actually hard to play, 90% of people in silver cant pull it of and if they can they arent in silver

>all average or easy

Why wont they just fucking nerf this role already?

Literally the most unfun piece of shit to play against in this game