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81.11.141.99 15/20
81.11.141.99:7778 0/20
nth for cute SCPs
server lists lead to "why are these servers not working" and or "why are these servers empty"
There are clearly servers that have been up every day since the start of the /v/ threads
Now you have SERVER WHERE spam
How long until we can apply as an oppressed minority?
>spawning as a gunlet
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71.63.72.162
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
All NA East
>scps are impervious to plasma grenades
Well, what's the fucking point, then?
None of those servers are long-term so by the time we hit couple hundred posts some of them are down. It's best to just ask and manually see the latest posted threads.
tk'ing and chaos
are you a brainlet and miss the lethal to humans part?
Who the fuck would bother using a grenade for humans when the guns are already highly lethal to them?
>same 6-7 servers every day
It's not hard to take dead servers off a list.
See the latest posted servers*
They kill mouldyboys though, right?
>manage to survive as a D boy, get cards, weapons, hide from 2 NTF squads and several SCPs
>After several waiting and going around carefully, finally get to the entrance zone with a proper card
>Entire SCP team was camping it
how to kill people as scp?
You make their bodies suffer a severe lack of living energy.
>when the nerd starts muttering under their breath
Creep around, use corners, listen, spook.
What was his name again?
displeased joe
Agitated Alejandro
>when you sacrifice yourself for the femur breaker and it turns out there's no larry spawn
You'll get sick wheels on your chair and have good story to tell.
use one of the actual dr ding drawings
>Soyentists
I tired to play the original SCP: Containment Breach and it's way too fucking scary for me
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>mfw broke my femur in real life and almost died because the bone was really close to destroy the femoral
Nice
yes
t. witnessed a guy out play 6 zombies at the nuke command
There you go; funny story to tell and didn't contain any anomalities doing that.
How much did it hurt and how did you break it
How?
did you scream loud enough?
Something along" "Oh god WHYYYYYY"
Come on, please help me, Doctor [REDACTED]
I need your [REDACTED], I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so [REDACTED]
Oh, doctor, please, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Help me, Doctor [REDACTED]
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Come on, help me, Doctor [REDACTED]
Come on, doctor, help me quick
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Just my suggestion if anyone thinks about doing more of the song. Could probably do something other than redactions and static but I don't have lyrical talent.
Come on please help me Dr. Ding
I need your cure I need a sting
Oh doctor please, please, plague me
Help me Doctor Ding
MTF arriving please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh doctor please, please, ding them
I had some pictures scanned but can't find them right now. And no, it doesn't hurt the moment you break it. After surgery and blah blah it does hurt like motherfucker to the point of almost passing out.
It wasn't the only bone i broke that one time. I also fucked a clavicle and some bones in my knee that ended up screwing with my leg nerves and made my leg do a little "jump" from time to time wich honestly made me consider suicide.
>and made my leg do a little "jump" from time to time
It probably isn't but that sounds like some really fucking funny shit
It was horrible but i'm still amazed how my leg did a full recovery.
Good health insurance I guess...
81.11.141.99 EU full. Do we have another one up?
>MTF arriving please come quick
if you do EMM TEE EFF it doesn't fit
81.11.141.99:7778 (the first has one slot though)
It was so embarrassing I won't even say it
7778 doesnt work, senpai
147.135.10.140 NA
15 players rn
I was under the impression you have to go out of your way to break the femur.
As in, you basically have to actively try to break it.
Could be "Furries arriving please come quick"
It was during gym class and happened in the most retarded way.
Yeah the femur is also one of the hardest bones to break wich makes it even more retarded
Well user, I understand.
Things that shouldn't happen always happen in the most retarded ways.
SCP is literally the easiest role in the game.
Git gud
you sure?
you do M-te-eff really quickly and it's more syllables I think but it's not that bad
I feel like the chorus should be a /v/ sings scenario
Got an idea to have the Intercom not be entirely a shitpost center
What if the room had a screen that has Light/Heavy/Entrance on it, and next to it a bunch of diodes that light up depending on who is in the zone. Each diode matches the color of the type of person in the zone, red for SCP, blue for NTF and so on, however it does not show quantity, even if theres 20 Class D in Light it would only have 1 Orange colored diode
I tried it and it just said Disconnect (Time out). Now playing at 81.11.141.99
Cool idea.
Would give it more utility.
Could even leave an NTF guy in there to relay info to his teammates.
turning it into a surveilance room would make it incredible. You already have the cameras that the computer SCP used before he was removed from the game.
Just imagine yelling at niggers in the intercom while looking at them through the cameras
I don't know why people post ideas. The devs will never implement them.
Come on, please help me, Doctor Ding
I want your cure, I need a sting
Raise me back up and give me wings
Oh, doctor, please, D-, D-, ding them
Help me, Doctor Ding
Announcement, furries arriving
Alabama nigger is what they sing
Oh, doctor, please, D-, D-, ding them
people were talking about a camera room
odd, should work, same portforward settings as 7777
140.135.10.140 has some slots
NA east coast
Does the dev even know this place exists?
Fresh OC.
Also taking requests for drawings and edits.
Even if they did they only take suggestions from the steam forums, and even then they only take them if they get posted to their little "todo" list, which they have to discuss, then it gets "approved" and takes god knows how long to get implemented at the rate this game gets updates.
Just take whatever happens or gets added. Your balance ideas aren't happening.
don't you need a pharaoh item to start a shadow game to people to the shadow realm?
Larry is the pharaoh item.
not even two minutes and the autism already began
He's a spooky ghost man, user.
s-sorry
devs might make it open source, in which case I'd probably do the shit posted in these threads
Sexy as fuck, user.
> requests
Three SCP bois striking this group pose. Mask can probably be 035 even though the devs won't add him.
>it's the "some hot shit thinks he can juke the doctor" episode
outstanding
outstanding request
This but with Dbois and one scientist at the front
I swear this game creates the best memes.
>it's the raging beta nerd uprising going full genocide on d-boys episode
It's an SCP chases the gang of scientists and class Ds like a Scooby Doo episode episode.
>nobody has made an image of this
GET ON IT DRAWFAGS
Maybe on the off chance they do implement them, which they have before? There's so much wrong with the game you can't seriously expect people to not say anything.
Apparently the DEV is live streaming himself code something for the game on Twitch
Bonus points if no one has the access to escape light containment and it goes on for 10+ minutes.
BETA UPRISING
>D-Soys
Twitch? wasn't he doing it on youtube? Link
it's hard to do an image that portrays it well, and a gif is probably a lot more work than other animations that have been done
>elevator goes up and down
>doors wont open
help
Holy fuck that's good.
That's a glitch.
You gotta grenade urself my dude.
welcome to the elevator dimension
>mfw I'm playing Doctor-D for the third time in a row
Fuck this shit I just want to be a D-boy
He's messing with 914 but I don't understand Polan-speak. Hopefully it's this.
hubertmoszka on Twitch.
Doc is my fave SCP to play as.
Nothing quite like making a z-boy army.
eu server?
Which one's populated right now?
this, user >tfw 4chin thinks your post is spam
Amazing m80.