/ss13g/ - Spessmans on a Spess Station

Imagine the autist rage if Pomf added a pressure limit to canisters

So what's to stop someone from injesting 1000u of doctor's delight or tricord as well as the other drugs?

Time and patience

Destroying your will to live
Learning that duration =/= magnitude so you still die to clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

metabolism
drugs not healing you faster if you have more in them
only needing 5u of the right chem to kill someone
lack of patience

They get red text every once in a while that says they have headaches

there's a limit on how many chems you can have in your body
that much DD and tricord wouldn't really save you from any major injury either.

0kPa memes don't need to worry about that :^)

Who said I was talking about an UPPER limit?

:^)

>make a canister
>it starts with 0 kPa
>it implodes
Code it

How do you think spessman makes a canister anyway? Just imagine for a second he's capable of shaping that metal like some kind of Hephaestus incarnate no sweat in 3 seconds.

...Does he stick his mouth over the valve and take a deep breath to get the air out?

That's tricord that does that (and bicard and cryox).

...

I'm the REAL Dirty Dan!

>CM
>Thinking have three lanes for the two teams is good map design
>Thinking it's okay think the game is related to spessman

MoMMi just kept bringing more and more absolutely degenerate, beyond /d/-tier books to me.. It j-just wouldn't stop.

sounds like interference

Post this on the forums where someone cares

For reference to the "friendly" wizard

>You were an apprentice
>Your wizard master went for murderbone
>He tries to kill people
>Gets stopped
>You create a virus, try to blame it on the mechanic
>Be "friendly" the entire time as you try to clone the active murderboner
>You get killed, but because you didn't stir shit to the HoP's knowledge he has you cloned, instates you as crew, nobody else tries to kill you aside from that one hungry validhunter in medbay
>Always curious where your wizard's target is
>Get shuttle called and order AI to turn off consoles so it can't be recalled
>You one-human the AI and order it to prevent all "non-humans" from leaving the station

I have no sympathy for you. You were just trying to be subtle about it, You can't do a "friendly" gimmick and not expect any retaliation, especially when you're not actually friendly at all.

>mfw HULKING it out in the shuttle with fellow HULK and get rudely interrupted whilst robusting said HULK foe by a pesky detective

"Friendly" Wizards status: K N A C K E R E D

>Flint goes over while detective shoots wizard
>Flint gets shot, tries to stop the detective from shooting what he thinks is an assistant
>Gets killed
>Det shoves his body into a closet with sensors off
>Throws him in morgue about an hour later
>Green light
>Chef takes body into kitchen to turn into burgers, thinking they're just a regular braindead

I have never seen anyone be so assblasted on this game, though Flint was rightfully mad.

>Onehuman the silicons
>"Friendly"

kek what ckey?

>The truth is that we simply cannot please everyone. Even the best companies, businesses and groups have those who dislike them. Due to our large player-base we have systems and punishments that are far stricter and intense than other servers.
>However we are also NOT other servers or similar to other SS13 servers. So comparing us to any other server simply isn't a fair comparison on any level of... Staff, Development and community.

>You will never be this gay and enjoy the taste of semen after working hard as a Canadian
Feels bad :(

Is this an extract from "Looking foward......................................................"?

the det WAS a retard though

Scavenging for shitposts on the subr*ddit.
>Pretty sure he's saying that because of people like you, we largely ignore Reddit in a serious manner.
>So if you want to have a real discussion he set up a Forum specifically where you'll get valuable feedback open to discussion.
>durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

CM right

>The mysterious/cursed dice can't be scanned by device analysers anymore.
>The mysterious/cursed dice can't be scanned by device analysers anymore.
>The mysterious/cursed dice can't be scanned by device analysers anymore.
FUCKING CODERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU RUINING OUR FUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do you expect a curse to be passed on and replicated by a simple machine?

FUN REMOVAL

Correct, both shitposts from Feweh xerself.

...

Magic

>CM existing

The same way SCP-294 retrieves xeno microbes

>play sec
>its some shit gamemode like ling
>roll them fuckin bones until i explode
>logout
>crew calls the shuttle
NO LONGER

Nice airing of your opinion.
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/17532
I also upboated your motion for a revert at github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pulls with an outpouring of support from people who liked the feature and are sad to see it gone.

>Two thousand and eighteen
>Xeno microbes still disabled
>Virtually every disease is nonfunctional
>People don't even know epidemic is a mode

i want to fuck that hop

the stealthy architects got the pr past me (i regularly check the pulls but i missed that one somehow)

what else can I do to improve the shop?

security turrets

>go to sleep in a closet
>station gets fucked
>get power
>go to sleep in a pod
>mime saves me from a blob
>live through vampstended doing nothing all game

Good jorb, I'm glad you finally got to use that vacant office, you've been going after it repeatedly

Is that a vamp wearing the CE magboots?

ok I asked before but never got a clear answer, how the hell do I make a wall mounted fish tank. I had someone help me make the 2 smaller ones but I want the big one. The wiki only says I need 10 glass and the circuit board, I can find no details beyond that

Metal machine frame, wires, circuit, glass, maybe something else, screwdriver.
The wiki page for fish sucks.

haha remember when PRs where supposed to be tested before merging haha

Which PR.

so you gonna say which it was or what happened? because there were 16 new merges in the last 24 hours alone

(wew that's like one merge for every two players on Veeky Forums, our codebase is alive even if our playerbase isn't)

>our codebase is alive even if our playerbase isn't
Lel

>The pet clownfish periodically honk in their tank

Buttfish when?

Fucking assmen, I swear to me mum

Half of them beginning like a month ago. Every bugfix has it's bugfix because all of them are hastly made.

I think I read if you hit people with clownfish they honk now too

So what are you bitching and moaning about anyway? That bugs are getting fixed and we have new blood learning to code instead of relying on N*X15 and P*B?

It's healthy to get new fuccbois learning to code and as long as they fix their mistakes I don't care if they gotta go round 2. I'd rather that than have to go crawling to N3X like pomf does every time he can't figure something out (he said as much just last thread)

>that bug which caused latejoiners to not appear on the manifest or sec records right before a cult and a ling round
DELET
(I’m not 100% but I think the latejoining traders feature did it)

Testing never harms. This is closer to pushing for numbers than fixing for quality of the server. Just change a variable or two, make a check negative and let the livetest see if it worked.

>tfw your gimmicks will never realize in a round

send help

anyone else remember that one cap would initiate a Science Fair and whenever he did it there'd be a cult?

Can we add starfish that can be thrown at people like a facehugger and sea urchins that can act like caltrops to the things you can breed in the fishtank?

Both of those things are edible too, I guess.

When you code it. It's ought to be very easy too.

So this works and I have my fish tank, but its only the medium sized one. This one only fits 4 fish max instead of 10

ShiftyRail is doing fish datums atm iirc you should let him finish those first, or talk to him about adding it at the same time

You need the LARGE fishtank filter from the exotic crate

>yfw science fair is bombed

science fairs were pretty neat.

Oh, Thanks mate, very helpful. I just figured they were all the same and it was something else I needed to do. Maybe I'll update the wiki myself tonight so no one else has this problem

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=23467#p23467

>it's a maipai bans an innocent guy episode

Mai said they shared the same IP.

During the round in question, there was an assistant who started dying without suit sensors and a vampire who took their headset off. As soon as the assistant began dying, they dashed over towards maint with a scalpel claiming they were trying to restore power.

>they dashed over towards maint with a scalpel claiming they were trying to restore power.
Tfw admins ban you for rushing to do APC surgery

From my exp with the thermo, you can actually break the byond numbers by having pipe bursts under pressure in honeycombs, on the gas intake since the broken ends will still suck in super compressed atoms, the walls will keep it from escaping too.

>crewman being killed
>medbay doctor rushes to save them
>gets banned

woah, doing your job gets you banned on VG?

0 comms channel, didn't check suit sensors/none were on, runs off, finds person, says nothing, pulls him back, silently revives, same IP.

Yeah.

>responding to bait

>playing with my mom
>end up stumbling on her and reviving her
>admin doesn't even question me and bans us

That's metagay and probably metacomms too
bye, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

Why is every static white or japanese on Veeky Forums?

my static is actually halfcaste

RIP Fat Albert

English speaking server
Playerbase comes from an 80% American imageboard

One of my static is a darkie though. Just for when I get in the mood to throw some GANGSTA SLANG

everyone is actually south american/mexican

Because no one likes skin tones that resemble the colour of feces

Angelite died of terminal autism

Kammerjunk

By staying off nanotrasen station, jerkwad.

this desu

OH SHIIIEEET

>tfw you dont want to actually play any of the open jobs and assistant isnt open

I normally just log out at this point but I kinda wish there was a tourist or guest or some position like that, even if it didnt have any access at all

I don't get it. Why not pick Chef and leave the kitchen to set up some personal autism nest / diner. Why not pick engineer, make sure the stations ok, then do whatever.

Why not pick doctor and leave medbay.

my static is actually just 56% white.

pick mechanic
nobody will ever ask anything of you and you have access to the coolest shit
just do it