/tf2g/ Team Fortress General

engineer shotgun that gains firing speed based on people who've taken their teleport

>old stickies will probably never come back

>old pyro will probably never come back

>We'll have to sacrifice another virgin to get the heavy update next year

>When you bodyshot a jetpack pyro with the machina and he craters and dies

Only a couple days away.

nobody cares old man

Please dont fling shit hes just doing something from thekindness of his jeart please do not bully

Interesting. Does getting bodyshot mess up their aerial momentum?

If you shoot them during the initial takeoff not so much, but if you shoot them as the boost starts yes very much.

how about a shotgun that fires people that try to use their teleporter

new engineer weapon
>vacuum, shotgun replacement
>picks up pieces of metal and boxes of ammo from a distance
>can either be fired at enemies to damage, fired at teammates for supply, or absorbed for personal metal
>100 damage rocket speed projectile, 50 damage falloff
WOULD you use it

engineer pda
+replaces teleporters with jump pads that launch you forward with comparable force to a sticky jump
+jump pads cost 50 metal each and you can build two of them
+pda blueprints give you a rough idea of where to build them so you can chain two jumps together
+jump pads build in 3 seconds and don't need to be upgraded and have no cooldown
-teleporters are probably better if u get them set up right idk

would you use it

shit in pubs, probably op in comp where people can airstrafe

I have invented a sure fire system to stop f2ps from focusing you or at least identify them. I am here to share this technique with all that are in need.

Here is what you do:

Step 1: Instead of wiping your ass with tissue, wipe with your hands instead. Do not wash them. Ever.
Step 2: Announce loudly into your phone/tv/xbox/out your front door that you have shit on your hands and absolutely don't give a fuck
(surely if you are being focused, they are listening to you constantly and they will hear this)
Step 3: When being focused, open every door you see with your hands and go in.

If you do this for a few weeks you will notice the people focusing you are now gone, will not follow you or are now wearing gloves.

Your welcome.

30 crates
Lets go

why are you hurting yourself tonight

"I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive MvM!" -Demoman

1-2 cheap unusual taunts worth less than the keys

Not even

youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

good god man. I am so sorry.

now use the tickets and hope for an australium

Wasn't valve meant to do something where you get less dupes or was I imagining that?

I believe you're imagining that, or confusing it with the fact that crate drops were put on separate timers from your normal drops of items.

Ouch, that sucks man.

NOT EVEN A STRANGE

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

he got 4 you dumbfucking retard

Is the skiddie still DDOSing every casual server in australia?

60 dollars
down the drain
for the pea brain

All the proof you need that opening crates in tf2 is a pathetic waste of money, in one convenient Veeky Forums post.

DOUBLE OR NOTHING
LETS-A-GO

I believe in you

Stop this madness.

...

>he bought the keys from valve
what are you DOING

Well thats all together not terrible
Field tested freedom
Fac new bonk
Pool party unusual
Kick unusual

OH shit nigga what are you doing

didn't taunts tank?

tf2center has the shittiest admins ive seen outside of brony communities

Retards who don't want engineer to be the turtle class and don't understand strategic dispenser placement. Also they always get ruined when on the frontline as engineer, so they want to give him what is basically the conch but with an aoe.

Yeah, non-halloween effect taunts tanked like fuck, saw a skill gotten gains buy a life for like 14 keys the other day.
At least they're not Budget Gaming admins.

To be fair, buy a life isn't a very popular taunt in and of itself.

You've earned it.

Maybe, but they got me all the money from the last 30 crates back
If I sell the freedom or the bonk then I've made more than my money back

looking forward to seeing your "pls buy" posts every thread like the old man does too.

all class hat
+on equip: all of your weapons gain a 1% damage bonus
-on equip: can never wear another cosmetic again

would you wear it

Hate to burst your bubble, but that's not me.
I don't expect people here to buy my shit on the market, I list it for whales.

Please buy my thing on the market.

teamfortress.tv/46379/ozf-21-w5-y-u-g-i-b-o-y-s-vs-xeno
OZF game for all you insomniacs. I know jack all shit about the OZF scene.

I should be sleeping but I'll watch since I mentally psyched myself out of sleep

After like two seconds of checking the team pages, I recognize Yugi because that's Paulsen's team and I vaguely remember that he's supposed to be good. I went to sleep far too early yesterday and woke up at 2:30 so now I can't go back to sleep.

what? that means you went to bed at like 7pm or so me thing, what the fuck man

Yeah, I've been waking up way early lately. I don't mind, though, I'd rather wake up early than sleep in until 4 PM.

But why? you are NEET time of day means little really

Unless that Degreaser kit is Manndarin Flames/Fire you better cut the price in half

t. doesn't know what things are worth
it's manndarin hypno memes

holy shit how is tf2 losing to this garbage game aimed at monkey-brains. i think my depression just worsened time to get an adderall prescription 8-r

WHY IS THE CONGA TAUNT DROPPING IN VALUE

WHAT

>took you til almost 3am to get your first win of the day
u bad

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYEESSS
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHE

So the last time I played was 4 years ago, is everyone using the match finder now or are there any good community servers still alive ? Is there any list of approved servers by the tf2 general ?

...

tf2 is in the worst state it's ever been, sucks to be you coming back to this shit game. just queue for casual like all the other retards and enjoy the shitfest of one team rolling the other in 5 minutes or less

Can you provide a summary of why is it in such a bad state right now please ? Also is there any hope of this changing soon for the better ?

wtf how did you get a picture of me

first game i played today

richfag btfo

ahahahaha i thought this post was satire at first but then I saw it was made by thole

ROFL

I BOUGHT IT AT 24 REF A WEEK AGO
WHY IS IT 13 NOW

SOMEONE HELP

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>tour of duty tickets at 5 ref
>tfw have 10
kill me right now senpai

valve over buffed pyro , and balanced the rest of the classes around dumb autistic comp shit ruining all forms of fun.

Veeky Forums WOULD BE PROUD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I missed like half of the match, but it's live here: teamfortress.tv/stream/tflivetv
Also why is b4nny playing video games at 5:30 AM? Is this what you do when your job is playing video games?

Apparently someone is DDoSing servers. Happened in the ETF2L game the other day and now it's happening in the OZF game.

>mvm
>everyone wants to play pyro
>2 pyros on team
>0 tour and 1 tour
>not one of them have gas passer
>tell them to get it
>they dont buy explode on ignite
>tell them to buy explode on ignite
>upon sending my message they instantly become illiterate and cannot comprehend what i just wrote
>they keep upgrading burn time even though they are using dragons fury
i fucking swear

>pyro is considered "broken"
>pyro used to be nothing but a W+M1 class in pubs that only new people and children played
>pyro wins a contest to get a rework over the heavy
>the heavy who has 2 viable primary weapons, 1 viable secondary weapon and 1 viable melee weapon
>over a year passes before valve produces something
>their solution to fixing pyro is making flames more blatantly blinding
>and making flame particles so "consistent" that they persist several seconds after pyro dies
>and making it so you can literally spin your mouse in a crowd, not aiming, and you will murder everything in less than a few seconds
>and several new weapons nobody uses (except maybe the jetpack, since it works well with the backburner sometimes)
>pyro is now a W+M1 class in pubs that only new people and children play
>except if you stack pyros and there's no enemy sentries, you will probably roll the other team harder than if you were 12 soldiers
>and if you have a brain and position yourself you will get a 50 killstreak because flames kill everyone instantly without aiming
>pyro is now "fixed"
>heavy STILL gets the best weapon in the update

good
they should ddos tf.tv forever

stop posting

Please point to where on the doll the big mean competitive players bullied you.

Honestly have no idea how people think it was competitive that "ruined" TF2 and not just Valve being shitheads who don't play their own game.

I play comp as is buddy

>using anything but the stock minigun, sandvich and fists of don't headshot me out the gate

I'd rather break out the PS2 instead

>playing heavy
LMAOing @ ur life

YES

I've gotten to the point where I just take the 10 minute penalty. I can close TF2 and just coke back half an hour later.

I am willing to help people up to a point, but oftentimes people seem to be vegetables incapable of communication.

old stickies will never come back

>coke back
youtube.com/watch?v=weMpv14cW9U

>puff n sting will never come back