/kcdg/ - Kingdom Come Deliverance General

>doing monastary quest
>catch two monks drinking in the basement
>they offer me to join
>Ok
>One stands up and initiated dialogue with me
>brother you are somewhere you aren't supposed to be
>Goes through my pockets finds dagger
>get expelled
Why

Don't you dare reply to me again.

>game looks better with hangover
r_Sharpening 0.5 in your user.cfg

they wanted to fuck ya up

someone help me I'm stuck

>robber baron quest from Hanush to kill Wolflin
>find camp
>kill wolflin and his bandits
>can't tell bernard I killed them already
>only option to attack so I do that
>game stuck on loading screen

Yeah, robber baron can fuck up your game. It's one of the known gamebreakers.

Thanks. I'll try it out

He always reminds me of a stereotypical derring-do WWII British officer, like he should be leading a flight of Spitfires instead of living in medieval Bohemia.

R8 my Henri

Get rid of that gay shoulder cloth

Take a Bath

>Traveling swordsman
>Bathing
I don't see any hotsprings, do you?

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Guys, I just noticed something

I guess there's no patch huh

PATCH

WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Reminds me more of that old man from a commercial or something that's a reaction pic so many times who has the fakest smile ever. Don't have any saved right now.

has anybody got a huge graphic consisting of a compilation of dozens of coats of arms, something like pic related but square and much bigger? I've seen it posted in this thread but I couldn't find anything like that

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You mean this one?

thanks
where can I find similiar pictures? like, bigger ones? I need a really fucking big graphic

im trying to do robber baron and when were all supposed to ride out with bernard, the rest of the faggots are stuck in a corner inside rattay gates on horseback while bernard is slowly walking towards neuhoff on foot. whats going on?

So I found out that there's two proper length spears and a longer halberd hidden in the game files, however it seems Henry doesn't quite know how to hold them.

They supposed to be in hunt camp, where you have been with Hans.

>tfw the horse armor doesnt cover up the mane

REEE

yea but did this happen to anyone else? ive reloaded the save multiple times, the whole posse goes left instead of leaving the rattay drawbridge, they get stuck inside a corner, bernard dismounts, leaves the castle walls through a small door and continues on foot. alone. every fucking time

>Always a dick ass thief in every game
>Start game and get to Flamberg
>HAHA! TIME TO STEAL!
>Sell what I can to buy a single lockpick
>Jesus fucking christ on a bike lockpicking is hard fuck me
>Lockpick two crates and sell those somehow unstolen goods
>Buy two more lockpicks
>Steal everything everywhere and store it in a chest in the stalls
>Finally get the balls up to rob the shopkeeper
>Pick his crate upstairs
>TONS of shit
>Plate chest plate valued at 3k, full armor for every body part
>Hobble over to my crate and store it
>Hrm... Time to sneak out of the castle and head to Raditz
>Leave all the shit here and head out, figure I'll come back for it after
>Wake up in Ratbay
>FUCK I'm miles from my loot oh well
>Go to take things from the chest and realize all the red stolen symbols are gone
>Realize the process of taking everything off you and putting them into the miller's chest designates them as "yours" and therefore not stolen
>IDEA
>Reload my save
>Load up with all 400 stones of stolen shit
>Begin the long journey to Radditz
>Takes almost two real hours
>Almost die to bandits twice because I literally can't move
>Both my feet are slowly breaking under the weight
>Wake up in Ratbay with all my loot
>Make nightly trips to sell them 80 stones at a time
>Barely out of the tutorial and I have 5,000 crotchins
>One of the things I stole are Silent Shoes, so now I make no sound
>Time to start stealing again
I haven't even done any story shit yet and I'm in love with this game. Also picking locks and pockets is actually thrilling and dangerous because of the limited save system. Every game I've always been the faggot who saves before every theft and now the curse is lifted and its exciting to be a thief again. God bless.

Yeah, that one.

It's a bug. Try spend a couple days somewhere else.

while the marker is on bernard? you sure he wont bug out if he arrives at the location alone without me involved in the script?

Nah, it's fine, you just need the right horse for it.

Objective will be failed, but not a quest, and you will have a new marker - find him in hunt camp.

Rip my sides

I can't start the archery contest for the keg of wine, can I steal it from the guy or is this quest just lost to the ether now?

Nothing more fun than travelling in regular clothing and still wrecking bandits and cumans who try to ambush you.

Horse trampling when

>finally have 6 unique dice
>finally I can have some fun
>first roll
>6 dice bust
>"God be with you, Henry"

WAKEY WAKEY

shame that guards are fucking oblivious and will always run up to you to search you

He looks so familiar but I can't quite place him.

Look everyone! Henry's come-

pls I'd have killed half of Bohemia by now

tickle tickle

Every time i do the baptism by fire quest either i get fucked at the 4 fucking archers who are impossible to hit in the stairs for some reason or i load in and it says to many men have died

Im actually getti g cancer from this quest and its horrendous fps drops

fuck off feetfag

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nuh huh

ffs why horse combat is so clunky and it's impossible to fit inside that tight hitbox

What the fuck is wrong with his eyes?

My game looked like Ravenfield when I played that quest. Ran like absolute shit and 60 percent of textures didnt load.

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The muslims, peter. They're coming

Hes got lazy eye. But you will notice real problem when you look at photos of him from 2014 and then from 2018. That man doubled his age in 4 years. KCD sucked off Vavras life force

Wheres the mod that lets me fuck my mom

I may have strangled one of the villagers in Ushitz when she bugged out during an archery contest. Are the villagers going to kill me on sight if i enter the town now? How do i go about repairing this?

>Japanese people only bathed in hotsprings.
They took bathes all the time, atleast the upper class. all the time you retard.

i see you

My brothers in christ, i have heard the most despicable news, i have reports that the town of sasau and the klášter fortress have been infiltrated by the most despicable of heretics, the jews, i am on my way to town by order of my lord jesus christ to arrest the prime suspect, rabbi oto rabstein and inspect how deep the claws of lucifer have etched themselves in this realm

please don't eat him

Making the Hussite sequel will probably kill him

I arrived in town, and our suspusions unfortunately appear to be true, at the time of morning mass there appears to be no priest or any followers in the church of our lord, after the morning prayer i plan to go question the alleged rabbi about the accusations

Jews don't really exist, do they, Henry?

hello bun

>tfw no dog companion
>get a bunny companion instead

>Chasing deer on horseback
>they get fasted the closer you get to them
>mfw the entire herd goes flying thirty feet out from a steep hill and dies from falling because I tickled their butt hairs

our most hellish visions appeared to become reality, as i approached the dwellings of the alleged rabbi at arround 8 AM on sunday i saw our priest exiting the demons home, the same whose duty was to guide our flock towards haven appears to consort with the heathens spiting the name of chirst, i stroke him down with one swing of godly retribution and entered the house of the rabbi to find and fel him down to hell as well

Lads, sneaking is fuck-hard for some reason. I finally found some quiet clothes but I still get caught. If you knock out a bandit in a bandit camp, the others will wake up. Does that not happen at higher stealth levels?

My stealth is at like 7 I believe

K

Don't know what to say. Went through the first bandit camp with zero issues. Took out the sentries and then knocked out 3 sleeping guys who were relatively close to each other without anyone waking up. Stealth skill was only 4

FUCK THE MONASTERY QUEST

>have a full set of armor on
>run into the guys looking for Timmy
>the leader cleaves me down in like 2 fucking hits

I bet you choked out a good knight for that armor you shit munching knave.

Strange. A lot of my perks and levels jsut don't seem to matter at times.

no I sold what I picked off of bandits

>pass speech check with the leader
>Alroite mate but this here fellows gonna watch over you K?
>they leave
>wave byebye
>sneak kill the poor bastard as soon as theyre gone

when i stroke down the heathen jew rabbi, as i feared 6 warriors of hell appeared, manifesting to protect their master, appearing as guards of this "town" working to protect their coven against christ, only with gods intervention can i survive this

>pic

>sneak kill

I just drew a sword and poked him. Sold all his shit in Rattay.

please, keep going.

>hurr what a shit game how did I kill him in a duel
>complains about it as he aim for the head with his overleveled tin can

god watching my friend play was a mistake

What's the Katana of Kingdom come?

nobles hunting sword

>asks about katana
>posts nodachi

I know jack shit about Japan, and even I know the difference.

>There are actually people in this general who play this game using anything other than Spear/Warhammer

whats the best mace in the game?

You mean the spear with a single move and no ability to riposte, correct?

At what point in the main story should I consider the tutorial over and go about exploring and shit?

right after they give you a horse

>There are actually people in this general who play this game using anything other than Warhammer

I remember the exact moment I fell in love with this game.

I had to save Lord Capon from the bandits.
I managed to beat them both by sheer luck with no armour and a bludgeon, and it was one of the most thrilling parts of a game I have had in a long time.