Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>q: identify
>w, e, both ults, trait: funny meme reference that only 1% of players actually get

Nothing because if you try to do anything different that isn't "what decard cain does" you will get yelled at by the autists and surprise decard cain did literally nothing but read books, tell stories, and identify shit while making a rap.
He is the last of the hoardrim and apparently the most useless one because he refuses to use magic.

Which Protoss would you like to see, /hotsg/?

strawpoll.me/15173375

>wanting a female protoss

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>Lane gets ignored
>Go to soak it
>Suddenly entire team follows me
>Enemy now gets a free lane to push
>Objective spawns
>Nobody shows up
>Team doesn't push or get camps
>Now even more behind then before

What went wrong?

Johanna loli is cute and fun and she tries her best to tank for you!

legal battle with Valve

I want real reworks for:
>TLV
>Raynor
>Rexxar

the first 2 I want full-fledged re-works, for Rexxar I want him to feel more beast mastery. Maybe give him a new summon or 2.

vikings were legit a mistake
abathur too

just give me dragoon fenix blizzard

Vikings should be 3 separate heroes. I understand what they were trying to do, but idk, I think they'd benefit more being individual heroes.

As you will.

What would you guys classify a hero that strictly debuffs/buffs heroes but has low dps? But itsn't a character like aba.
Would it even work?

they actually thought they could compete with LoL

Every specialist needs a complete overhaul tbqhwy. They accomplish nothing practical and only serve to ruin games for low mmr shitters. 90% of them don't even exist at high elo, or could be legitimately replaced with an actual hero.

An enchanter. I consider Medivh, Tass and Aba enchanters.

might've almost had a shot if the reconnect system wasn't a piece of garbage
ranked distribution wasn't a meme
hero prices were a little more reasonable

I'd like to see an azmo update/rework

You sound like those fags that want "muh bards" in MMOs.

>not wanting bards

Two of those are already here in the form of Zerathul and Probius. We could have had Karax but we got Probius.

not true at all, blizzard can literally pull anything out of their ass

*jumps over terrain behind u*
pssh the life of a reaper man is always intense kid
*kites u*

Raynor is fine. He needs some minor talent updating and a trait update, but he is otherwise entirely alright.

Rexxar is also fine, just niche. He does very solid bruiser things. They aren't going to re-work him into a multi-class for you.

TLV is dated and a lot of things that counter them have been put in the game. Their niche has shrunk but they still have more than one viable build unlike reddit memes about.

Wrong.
You're describing a "controller", which also falls under the warrior classification.

Hanzo skin

How do people even come up with retarded opinions like this. It isn't even remotely based in anything factual.

its literally better to use 2-3 vikings in a single lane now, albeit with appropriate microing.

>watch?v=

>no Robocop Zarya skin
Why live

>hurrdurr im autistic lolll y rnt u as autistic as me lol? plz subscrive tho haha

HeyGuys

lyob you there
ever get enough people for the bronze thing

thought blizzard commented on it a while ago
specialists in general are unfun/obnoxious to play against, particularly at low mmr where they're borderline op for their ability to pvp
while simultaneously being either being very niche or outright bad at high mmr/comp

they reworked stealth for a similar reason
not that it really did anything

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I miss good OP

Slut

Jaina is cute!

Do you think Jaina has ever fucked her water elemental before?

>Mei
>Hambeast
Mcfucking kill yourself

Doubt she needs it, she's the most well dicked woman in Azeroth

Maiev is so cute there

Sup, demon.

>thought blizzard commented on it a while ago
You inferred very different things from their "comment" than what they actually stated.

There's plenty of specialists that *are* viable at high levels, but might not be played because of [meta], even with numbers that are perfectly in line. Shit there's fucking masters murky mains and masters gaz mains etc. Even shit like TLV still gets played on maps like sky temple but it's less common with fal / dehaka being popular.

The only specialist that doesn't get touched is probius.

This is your next Overwatch Support who will probably come to the Nexus before her father, Torbjorn, or Reinhardt does, say something nice about her.

She's super cute.

She's really fun to play.

>most dicked
hmm

>armored to the teeth
>no helmet
Shit waifu anyone that likes her be hanged

>A strong women with nice hair and face.

I wouldn't mind playing her and making Lucio irrelevant.

It's a real hero? I thought this was some meme.

She just got put onto the PTR today.

whos the gayest person in Veeky Forums chat

the fuck is this reddit faggotry?

rpd of course

playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/brigitte/

Her kit could actually work in HotS

from which region newfag?

>implying europe or asia matter
btfo yurotrash

How will she play? A mix of Jojo and Uther?

>needing a helmet like a pussy
>not looking your enemy in the eye as you send them, screaming, to Hell

>female reinhardt
>but without a helmet so you know she's a girl :3
wow innovation

>that kit
looks boring
wouldn't be surprised if we get her within the next few releases lmao

Bard when ??

Perfect 10/10 new age paladin waifu. She's so damn cute! Torb is her daddy, she calls him papa, he had like 13 kids with is swedish waifu

I bet Brigitte is going to have a butthole made for bullying too.

Reinhardt has skins without a helmet too, you know

dumb WHfag

why the fuck is he called bard
Sona exists and they made him for no apparent reason
I mean design wise hes fine, just not his fucking name vs waht he do
alternatively, she looks like a bully

>medivh: dude weed lmao edition
never hopefully

her "trait" is inspire, it's passive healing in an area around her that IIRC is boosted whenever she hits something with her club. She can also throw out health packs that heal for 150hp, or if her target is at full hp give 75 armor (and overwatch armor is basically extra hp that reduces damage by a certain amount per bullet).

Her ultimate improves her trait and makes any healing that would be overhealing turns into armor instead.

She also has a personal barrier shield (not as wide as reinhardts or with as much hp) that she can shield bash people with (stun + damage of regular club hit), and she can extendo-club and hit for 75% more than her regular attacks and has a small knockback on a cooldown.

You should see her out of armor. She likes exercise. and probably tight restrictive bondage alongside corrective spankings.

How big is her dick

>tfw you will never find the uncropped version of this

fuck off overwatch fags

>stealing my pic
Bad!

>stealing
Nigger, I'm going to save it to try to find the full of this image. I don't want this cropped crap.

So she sounds like a mix of Uther and Lucio.

>saving crops

You're not trying very hard, are you?
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3913800

I want brigitte and johanna to be best friends. and both of them can call me daddy.

youre saving crops yourself

only lucio's core play is peel, displacement and aggression
as opposed to slow advancement
Surgical vs attrition

punish needs to pop johanna forward, like a genji-R-slash
I would also lower its CD
its damage and slow are too weak compared to what alot of other heroes can do
she's too easy to "want" to ignore

>save
i make em.cuck

yea the filenames are proof of that

>page 7

I'm tired, okay? We have like ten posters in this thread and I'm done posting stupid questions and "bets?".

Truthfully no. It was put on the back burner because I exhausted my two basic reverse image searchers and looking up dreadlord jaina wasn't really getting me super far. Thank you.

Even the copy pasta fags left.
Dead game

Where the FUCK is Magatha???

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