/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Mama Saint!

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Patient shows signs of epileptical behavior. Sexual urges can probably cure it. Beginning treatment

Me in the middle

Which servant is the biggest seigi no mikata?

HOL UP

Reminder that since Dantes has time stop powers he can literally RAPE (you)r waifu right in front of (you) and (you) won't be able to do ANYTHING about it.

why are you so fucking useless?

Hey guys!

Dantes would literally never fuck anyone other than Haydee

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I'm ready for the tears when Reddit can't roll Dantes.

dont bully the hairy neet

fuck off, im doing stuff

Pent > Martha > Sanzou

Mfw can't add this beautiful man because his list is full...

5 facts about Alter Jannu!
1. Alter Jannu is cute!
2. Alter Jannu is my wife!
3. Alter Jannu has smelly feets!
4. Alter Jannu is not reddit!
5. J/alter/!

How do I trick martha to let me touch her marthas?

Strong

You can't. She's not for (you)

Did I make a mistake blowing two Lores and all my mats on Nursery Rhyme?

Oh my fucking kill yourself you piece of shit. Even Nightingale with meme enhancement EX can built a joke of a character like Beowulf. Higashide fucking broke his own limites writing that useless piece of shit by fucking up in his slightly angered E-
bullshit. He fucking jobbed to Saint Fucking Martha by meme powers. Even a weak-ass joke that can't even handle anal like Kiyohime would outrightly rape that scarred mess and send him directly to beyond oblivion crying like a baby
Hai!

Yes.

Sorry my dude, let me just kick someone. I'll have to add you a bit later though. Lunch break just ended.

based

nigger don't talk shit about kiyo ill backtrace your ip and rip your dick off your body with my bare fucking hands

Yes, you need to spend that third lore to make up for it. 10/10 when the third skill is still below 6 is downright embarrassing.

SAY MY NAME
MY
NAME

Even eggplants cuck Kiyo. Fucking kiyo yourself

I was the Jeanne user, thank you so much!

SEETHING

why is seiba so boring?

implying that either of your weak ass berserkers can stand a chance against LU BU.

You are absolutely right, Nightingale beats Beowulf in the battlefield, gameplay, and in the bed when she's beating his dick at night.

MOOOOON CHILD

I hope you get your dantes, your jannu, or whoever you want but don't forget to save quartz for the King of Conquerors.

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Bloody Bloodaxe, the Bloodaxe King of Bloodaxe, currently outperforms Kiyohime. She doesn't have much room to talk shit to anyone at the moment, not until her third skill at least gives her something.

Although to be fair, Nightingale is pretty good against servants and her anti-Humanoid skill pretty much negates any weakness she has from Berserkers attacking her.

Based time stop rapist!

hell yeah

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Fugg

Yeah I would but I'm out of Ghost Lamps.
Gonna go rapetrain on the big ghost boss of the Dantes event with Hans/Waver support though.

QUICK

Can I beat Dantes with this party?

level your HERACLES

Since Edmond is QQABB with a Q NP, should I brink a quick team since he is apparently suck with you the entire event as a support?

ultimate luckshitter

Fuck yes
Fuck no

If I recall correctly, the Phantom in the first fight has a unique skill that shits all over quick teams. You'd be better off just equipping the plugsuit so you can swap Dantes out as needed.

If you want to try some meme shit during the event I have a grailed Euryale. Feel free to delete me once you are done since my support list is pretty shit since i'm a latelet.
921,064,522

>not just keeping him at the very back and wrecking shit with your regulars

When will they put the "other" class tab in the support?

next year

Excuse me, but my hassan smells like almonds and tastes a bit bitter, what do I

put him in the back lad

what’s the point in manaprisms if not for lunchbox and tickets?

memes

Ok how about this one?

personal training tonight for sure, bros

leave discordnigger

sent, mash in all

Dante Danganronpa

Who is the non gold Servant that you NEED to put gold, /alter/?
Mine is Hans.

is anyone actually rolling for Dantes later?

Melt's FLAT butt

youtube.com/watch?v=2J5oXI-KRUE

lick her cunny more

Medusa and Bill Shakespeare

>You'd be better off just equipping the plugsuit so you can swap Dantes out as needed.

I guess this will give me a good excuse to level it up. I think it's at level 3, currently working on the Anniversary costume and that is at level 9.

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rudeness!

Why is Euryale so good for this event?

The quests are supposed to come out in 20min right?

>is anyone actually rolling for Dantes later?

I'm saving for Jalter

2xEuryale and a Stheno can stunlock Dantes on the final day.

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Male Saber boss later on

no maint for 3 hours

I wish I knew how to make team compositions like this. I'll get destroyed on Donte's missions

I'm a guy and my butt is bigger

Who here invited Sign back into the chatroom?
Fucks sake.

It's not fair...

Took 4 tickets to get chadpriest

Hoping to pull Dantes in 2 or 3, wouldn't want to ruin my Raikou stash

>why is a character with a male-charm skill and a highly spammable male-charm NP useful in an event with a male boss?
>especially when she also does extra damage against males with her NP
No clue. No clue at all.

>Male Saber boss later on

nice. I have a level 70 Euryale

i want to play with tamamo's ears

Hans as well, best boy deserves better than bronze. Strongly considering giving shota Gil a couple as well so I can have gold frames across the board on my future Gil team

f2p btw

>he likes raita

Plugsuit takes like 10x as much EXP to level up compared to the Blonde one.
I've never taken it off since I got the plugsuit and it's still only Lv5.