SCP

I made this thread after my game crashed edition

SERVERS:
NA:
71.63.72.162
147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
memesystem.party:27070

EU:
81.11.194.18
81.11.194.18:7778
81.11.141.99

Old:

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youtube.com/watch?v=oZe0wyIRqG4
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Any good webms of 096?

I threw together a thing.

streamable.com/9zknv

>every thread d boi

>be d boy
>get to 914 with one nerd and another d boy
>nerd puts his card in
>d boy sets it to coarse and the card goes bye bye
>shit talk him while we wait for larry
>larry takes us
>the nerd and d boy go first and die
>I escape
>decide to make my way to the server room to find a card to get out
>while looking for it larry finds me
>shit pants and book it for the server room which I eventually find
>hide in the server room for 5 minutes while I wait for larry and peanut's footsteps to go away
>peanut eventually finds me, but he decides to close the door and let me go for whatever reason
>hear ntf spawn in, chill for a little bit longer
>eventually decide to start heading for the entrance zone after picking up the card on the ground
>end up looting an ntf leuitenent for card, gun, grenade
>get to entrance, peanut finds me again along with a zomboy
>this time he isn't going to let me go
>desperately rushing to find a gate
>kill zomboy while running backwards
>find the gate
>as i close the door, peanut goes for the room
>door closes literally on him and pushes him to the other side
>elevator of around 6 chaos boys suddenly come up while I'm gleefully mocking peanut
>have a party with chaos bros
>escape
>round ends immediately

What a fucking ride. I fucking love this shitty ass game.

>get caught by serverbro ive been seeing for a while, lose his friendship
Yeah, that was me. You made up for it with the Kool Aid meme, and for the fact that I was able to escape

is the game updated to include 096 or is it a beta thingo?

>See NTF literally turn around to shoot at a D-Boi as they run past him
>I'm the peanut

How does one join BETA?

EH WHAT'S UP DOC

Let the Doctor Ding your waifu.

You have to opt in to the beta via the game's steam settings, but not many servers are running it because it's apparently a total buggy mess.

Do i have to set launch options with the server code or something?

It's in the game's properties, under the Betas tab

24.178.139.165:7777 USEAST server running the beta build, looking for more people. Admin is making sure 096 is spawning in every round.

>Don't be scared of him guys he's just a statue
>SNAP
KEK

thankyou!

Spooky Sven Maps:
181.110.129.83:27018

>Spawn as Chaos
>Someone yells that there's an NTF in the Nuke room
>We get shot at from the roof by other NTF
>Everyone runs up the stairs
>Stand by the door and say "Everyone get to the roof and get him!"
>Run away a few feet
>C-walk back to the door
>It opens
>Gun him down and steal his card

im glad i got to watch that after dying to larrys pocket lint dimension

also, 147.135.10.140:7779
join niggers, we got about 11 people

I had a dream about SCP Lab last night.
>The new scp is chasing me around the lab
>barley holding on
>after a while peanut shows up as well
>handling someone you have to look at and one you can't look at becomes too much to handle
>they catch me and I wake up
Not sure why, but it didn't feel like a nightmare.

is this where everyone is on?
also old build or beta build

>Serious Faction: Scientists & MTF
>Scummy Faction: D-Class & CI
In game
>MTF grenades the elevator/gun down scientists through careless fire
>D-Class cooperates with eachother and CI
>CI cooperates with D-Class and even SCPs
t. somewhat salty EU-player on NA sever

OLD

damn man
every server but 147.135.10.140:7779 seems to be dead or have 3 people

old build, a lot of people might leave soon
i got on the us east beta server myself

whats the beta build server, I want to play with the new SCP

incredible. Have your (you).

>streamable.com/9zknv
Noice.

WHEN?

>Some NTF guy playing scooby doo while getting chased around by Larry

>flying mothman in an underground facility
They should add something stealthy desu.

I loved this

where are the beta servers

I like to sing that Benny Hill melody when this happens

24.178.139.165:7777
it was 10 posts earlier

scp-wiki.net/scp-2901
They mute all sounds within a certain radious.

>persuade dbois to open the nuke door
>gun them down
>get fucked by shyguy right after

SERVES YOU RIGHT

i was a dboy
yiff in hell furfags

24.178.139.165:7777 USEAST server running the beta build, looking for more people. Admin is making sure 096 is spawning in every round.

Server died god damn it

I usually play Eurobeat.
Should I switch it up?

Only if what you're playing isn't Gas Gas Gas

>all servers are dead or empty
fuck man

It says I have the wrong server config. What do I do?

youtube.com/watch?v=oZe0wyIRqG4

I have Gas Gas Gas, Running in the 90s, Night of Fire
I also have some of other yuropbeat

>tranny gets shot on sight now
i dont care what its motivations are, its mere presence ruined this shithole and im glad people are retaliating

fuck off caramel

mentally ill tranny detected

what server is my gf saphie on

Who/what are you talking aboutr

>spawn as scientist
>914
>dboy wont let me upgrade
>peanut grabs 96
>finally get a red card, escape by running in a circle through doors, end up behind 96
>find elevator to heavy after a while
>turn corner out of elevator
>doc, zombie, 96
>go back down elevator
>peanut

bye

>fellow d boi and I made a red card
>hear peanut at the door waiting
>fuck what do we do
>Larry gets loud nigra'd
>wait for a bit and he's still there taunting us by beeping the door
>OK WE JUST NEED TO PUT THIS ON 1:1 AND WE'LL HAVE A RED CARD TO GET OUT OF HERE
>what
>start 914 with nothing in it
>WTF WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON ROUGH YOU IDIOT
>the fuck are you talking about
>I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DESTROYED THE CARD
>WOOOOW YOU FUCKED US DUDE
>oh I get it
>NOW WE'RE STUCK IN HERE AND WITH LARRY GONE WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST D/C
>alright let's just reconnect
>ok see you in a bit
>
>
>Peanut runs away
>wait a few minutes and make our escape

wrong

>just locked peanut in
feels good

fuck you

>he dced to get out
why didn't you just wait for the furries to bumble in there?
why did you kill me knowing that door was closed?

Just played 096 and it was FUN. Sorry Chaos bois for giving the scare at your drop point

>TFW you find the tranny alone, you try to jebait him into a corner, then the game DCs you.

>feelsbadman

Why is everyone screaming about a tranny
Who are they talking about

i had to close the game because of the sound

>mfw dinged just as I was about to escape when the nuke escaped as D boyo
Fuck

>tfw I don't care if the person is a girl/guy/tranny

Just play the game, senpai

>these people talking about killing some tranny
>when the only 2 servers active barely has anyone playing and no one using their mic
Did I join the wrong servers?

Fucking lanky boi is scary as shit

There are multiple servers and people rarely mention which one they're on.

i dont care i just fear everyone becoming retarded if its nearby

which ones are the most active right now, I'm assuming the active ones reverted back to the old build

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WHAT IF IT'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING GIRL(FEMALE)
WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT

I don't know but I'm on 147.135.10.140

because this is Veeky Forums

I'll join when I finish my review questions

>it ain't me starts playing

I was born for guarding this room. Gunlet and proud.

Lanky boi should be able to bust open 914 if someone in there enraged him

the question that will ruin the servers forever :
>is saphie hot

the Veeky Forums experience lads

>have keycard to escape with D boys
>start blasting Funky Dealer

I miss /v/

TAKE YA BETS NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I'll be completely honest. I'm an ugly, fat landwhale who had my thyroid removed. That's why my voice is fucked up, the shitty synthroid doesn't work like it's supposed to.

So please stop using me to shitpost. I tried to ignore it but it's becoming unbearable.

OLD BUT A GOODIE

>Be D-Boi
>NTF helps me out of light cointainment
>Get gunned down by CI near entrance while blasting Cooking by the Book

desu I would have gunned you down too no matter what faction I was playing

just stop being a faggot, post oc, and dont make the thread about waifus/husbandos/yourself

what kind of oc do you want me to make user

A+ voice

topic dropped

draw more peanut

Peanut and Lanky Boy having a grand old time together

>tfw stole cards
>everyone is stuck

to anyone that tested 096, how broken is it right now? don't care if you were him or a human
not him but draw peanut in a '>Shadman' edit. maybe add a black bar to the name or just put >[DATA EXPUNGED]

>tfw

>baneposting in 2018

>TFW you're stuck in a room with a mentally unstable person(SAPHIE THE RETARDED TRANNY)

it was entertaining

>not baneposting in 2018

don't talk like that about my waifu

General suggestion? Something with Peanut and Lanky. Preferably them being best buddies.

Something specific? How about a Dboi in this pose? Instead of salt make it keycard pieces. Bonus points for 914 in background and angry nerds.

onli death shall stop me from baneposting, and maybe not even that