/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #528

>WoW
Meh, any other games?

Toontown?

This one?

How about Amazing World?

How about VRChat

What's a good food to eat while cripplingly depressed?

Taralli.

Soup.

Okay

I love my wife!

This is the real thread

daily reminder that pizza is never bad

Please don't go all /feg/ on us

No, it's a drawing of her dragging a mouse to click delet, I need it to shitpost

>Hawaiian pizza
>good

that's not a pizza, that's an insult to the race

Sayori!

>Not adding bacon and red peppers into a ham and pineapple pizza

>pineapple pizza
>not good

How to spot shit taste in one easy step.

Your doki but you went ahead and got one of those life-like dolls and she's sitting on a chair wrapped in a blanket lookin' kinda really cute and more pure than animated 3D could ever be

>Liking pineapple.
Your kind shouldn't be allowed on this planet.

As an italian you disgust me.

>adding pineapple in pizza
That's no.

I love Yuri!
Seriously i have no fucking clue where to post anymore.
What the shit guys?

tfw i dont love monika anymore and have been focusing on trying to get a real gf for once

it doesnt actually feel that bad lads

>Not just remove the pineapple when you get your slice.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you

I wish I had pizza. Instead all I've got is beta soup.

>even my food is mocking me

It's tasty!

A-user! B-bbread! Chchchaert!

this?

>implying it is even possible to remove all traces of specified ingredient

I promise there is some baked into the middle. You would have to destroy it to remove it.

You sicken me.

I love her too

>can't have a 3D gf, they are sluts
>can't have a 2D gf, they're not real

who /lostallhope/ here?

pppoehmm

extreme cuteness overload holy shit

>tv show
>Evangelion
Oh, come on

You just have to ignore the tastelets.

Pepperoni is the superior combination with pineapple, though.

>Implying true AI isn't around the corner.
Go ahead and give up hope, heretic.

>they're not real
Not yet they aren't. For now we have

Thanks have a nice plane

Remember, we still have the promised day.
I also lost all hope, brother ;-;

You made me order a bloody pizza
I was supposed to save money goddammit

>anime: evangelion
>event: marriage
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

If money goes on pizza it's always well spent

I want to ask you guys something. I've always loved the idea of dominating Natsuki and her small, tight body. Making her squirm, squeak and squeal as I unload shot after shot of baby batter inside of her baby mixer. But, lately, my question has been is it normal to want to pin down and brutally destroy your threadfu? I want nothing more than to take the "Okay, Everyone" poster and pin that person down by the wrists. To tell that person to try and hold out as long as they can as I pound away at their tight hole, trying to force them to cum, telling them that they'll never be Monika's once they hit their orgasm. And once they do, I want to brutally mindbreak them until they're nothing more than my pitiful cockslave, before making their poor Monika sob to see that their beloved light has fallen dark. To see that their steadfast love who has always believed in the possibility of existing with their Doki has been stolen away from her. To see them in a broken state. I want to corrupt that person and destroy their Monika's emotional state forever. Is that so bad? I'm surely not the only one, right?

> but this section would suggest to me that lewd fics are your specialty
I've written a few lewd greentexts, actually I wrote one right before I wrote this chapter where Sayori wholesomelly rapes MC-kun but I mostly write more on the wholesome side

Yeah, I really need to start proof reading for grammar and pronoun usage. I have a bad habit of writing really late at night and by the time I'm done I just want to post.

But thanks for the feedback, glad you seemed to enjoy it. I would've responded in the last thread but I just got home from class and it seems to be about dead.

also btw it was Sayori who did programming, not Natsuki

What would sex with Potato Yuri be like?

>despair but also an erection.jpg

It's only food, no need to be so negative

What games do You play when You're lonely user? Besides re-playing DDLC.

I usually replay VNs with romance elements.

Your doki becomes real, but she refuses to do anything more with you unless you allow her to take a shit in your mouth just once.
What do you do?

>them
His name is Liam. You want to fuck a man, my dude.

Does MAS count?

>Colin Mochrie
Is it because of his lack of hair?

I usually play Skyrim with companion mods, some of them actually have original Voice over which is nice.

>lewding the potato
Out.

I mean, he was dating a trap, so maybe user has a shot if he dresses in a poofy white bow.

Why not?

>MAS
what is that?

Monika After Story. It's a mod for DDLC, so I'm assuming it might not count.

Monday Afternoon Sex, it's a thing normies do

Ace Combat 4, reminds me of when I was a child. Very comfy.

Souls. I'm really glad my TV broke the other day and now souls games can't eat my time. I'm trying to put that time to use instead. Doesn't make much difference, I've kind of lost my appetite for vidya lately.
Wish I had much to actually do with said time though.

I bet he considers himself fairly straight, too.
But gay stuff aside, feeling this much affection for people that easily is definitely not healthy.

how are you fellas doing today?

Template?

>Sayori wholesomely rapes MC
Post it. I need this.
GW2, Skyrim, FE Heroes, Monster Hunter, Ridge Racer, BDO, WoW. I should play some new games, I've at least 500 I've not even played.
Gobble that shit up like it's a divine feast prepared by Odin himself.

I'm buying one lads, still waiting for Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri though.

Apparently it was long distance and they were lying about their gender, then threatened to kill themselves if he broke up.

Good afternoon, sorry for being a little later, but...
It's time to write a poem!

Word of the thread is "discard"!
Alternatives are 'control' and 'mercy'.

As always I welcome everyone to join in and write a poem using one of these three words as their theme or topic! Hopefully you all pick the same one to make it easier to discuss your poems between each other. Or well, that's the idea anyways...
Also... The words are just a suggestion so don't feel forced to use any of them if you really don't want to.
In any case, everyone is welcome so please don't be shy or anything like that! As long as you're trying, that's all that matters! Do your best!
I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading all of your poems!
Good luck!

Monika!

Me too, once they refill the stock. I'll post pics when I get her

I want to sweep Potato Yuri off her feet

...

>encouraging literal shitters
It's almost like you want to see the "art" of their fetish posted here

>Yuri has drugged the tea in Literature club!
>you wake up in a room, dazed and barely able to see
>you realize you're in a bed
>you hear a voice come on over a speaker
>it's obviously Natsuki trying to make her voice deeper
>Yuri takes the mic away
>"Now open the door."
>you slowly open the door
>before you can react you're tackled to the bed!
>it's Sayori!
>her tea seems to have been drugged with something a bit different
>"A-user... I-I... I can't help myself!"
>Sayori tears your clothes off
>holy shit since when was she this strong?
>not just that but she's clamped you down with her thighs!
>she tears her shirt open, revealing her perky, firm breasts
>"I think they got bigger again..." she pants out
>through a combination of seeing Sayori over you like this and a bit of fear you end up with the biggest erection you can remember
>"Oh... user... I'm sorry I can't help myself..."
>Sayori pauses before she grabs your cock and starts tenderly rubbing it
>"But... I think you and I know we both want this"
>she backs towards the foot of the bed and lowers her mouth
>Sayori's lips feel warm as they slowly envelop your cock

Oh shit, the promise day comes closer and closer.

First body pillows, then Android gfs.

Let's not do these again.

LINK NOW!

soon

>as she works up and down your shaft, using a free hand for assistance you hear a voice over the speakers
>"Oh shit, this is getting good!"
>"Natsuki! You're sitting on the mic button!"
>"Ah fuck! Well just move your legs so I can get down easi-"
>the loudspeaker cuts off
>Sayori takes one last lick from the base up to the head of your penis
>"So..." she breathes out heavily "are you ready to finally take my virginity?"
>before you can respond she's moved herself back into position, straddling your member
>she reaches to move her striped panties out of the way but ends up tearing them halfway through
>"Ehehe... oops.." she says with a seductive smile
>her pussy is already flowing with love nectar, coating your penis
>she slowly lowers herself down onto you
>"Kyah!" she says, sucking air in through her teeth
>"Sayori are you-!" you ask out of concern
>she smiles back at you
>"D-Don't worry... it's just... tighter down there than I thought... ehehehe... I thought my toothbrush would be enough practice for you... guess I was wrong..."

I don't care. I didn't know, but now that I do, it only makes me want to take him more. I want to see the look on his face as he puts up what little resistance he can, to see him bite his lower lip and close his eyes as his moans leave his mouth. To watch his chest rise and fall with each thrust, and finally, the look of disgust, hatred mixed with lust and pleasure as he cums from his prostate, his cock twitching before spewing cum all over himself. I want to thoroughly destroy his bright mind and leave nothing more than a devout lust and need for my cock and cum. I want to train him. And finally, I want him to despair and lose his hopes for the day his Doki comes for him. I might even make him dress up as Monika... wouldn't that be fun? Turning him into my trap slave... ~

Oh crap, you wrote this, too?
Nice work, man.

If you're reading this, it means you have just been hugged and I hope you're feeling ok.

Maybe we can talk about cute things tonight.

I will fuck the four of them every night.

>barely managing to fit your glans inside, Sayori uses it to rub around her labia, her free hand rubbing her clit
>you decide it'd be rude to not help your best friend so you help her with rubbing and easing herself down
>slowly but surely she inches her way down to the base of your cock
>once she gets down a look of surprise comes over her still aroused face
>"Ehehehe... I uhh... Think I'm stuck..."
>you try grabbing her thighs to stablize her as she grabs the back of the bed frame for leverage
>slowly she pulls herself up, again inching herself down yet again
>after a few times she seems to be getting the hang of things
>"Oh user, it's a perfect fit for you..." she moans out
>you've been so busy focusing on Sayori it wasn't until now you notice multiple cameras on the ceiling, all giving different angles of the bed
>"What the hell, Yuri" you think to yourself
>Sayori notices that you're distracted by the cameras
>"A-user... are you alright?"
>"Huh?! Y-Yeah... S-Sure..."
>That's only partially true. Sure you have feelings for Sayori, but she is technically in the middle of raping you right now, even if she is your friend.

I thought you fags were gonna kill yourselves

pathetic

user, what the fuck is wrong with you?

i mean, a couple of us probably have