The waifu bumpers are less frequent now. I can#t be arguing with Cee 24/7
Michael Powell
This may call for waifu overdrive!
Levi Rodriguez
just stop making these fucking threads
Jose Diaz
shmupg is still basking in the afterglow of Exadia
my farm's deck has no pathetic cards in it
Charles Thomas
Hyper mode waifu posting!
Adam Scott
Bahmpu~
Ryan Mitchell
Koakuma and Patchouli seem very close...
Brandon Rogers
this is gay
Cooper Torres
People let their pets jump on them all the time.
Justin Cooper
imagine if we didn't make a new thread until kraut beats my guwange score.
Brody Lopez
I will beat it soon enough, don't worry.
Luke Kelly
You know, some people also let their pets sleep in the bed with them!
Anthony Anderson
People unconcerned with having to clean up hair after them.
Camden Martinez
And the SDM has maids, so Patchouli can be one of those people!
Andrew Scott
no
Michael Perez
Woof
Parker Campbell
>soon enough
Christian Miller
>degica hires inept soyboys like softtwink and trap to playtest their games >they're released as broken piles of shit that takes real players 30 minutes to notice gets me every time
Brayden Russell
it's because the scene is dick sucking instead of trying to get actual talent, many god players are shit testers to, you need to be good enough but analytical to. look at blue revolvers list of testers jaimers etc yet they over looked things that a fucking carrot could see needed improvement.
Jackson Carter
Blump
Thomas Jackson
this thread is dead unless me kraut n cee are here causing trouble
the rest of you pansy ass soyboys better start pulling your weight
Luke Taylor
...
Jace Sanchez
Kraut here. I'm going to bed now. If the thread dies while I'm sleeping, I'm not gonna make a new one (I made the last 3 threads).
If that happens, I guess shmupg will be dead for a while then. I know we had a lot of fighting here, and I can be annoying, but I will miss you all if that happens.
Good night.
Cooper Morgan
Bahmpu~
Ethan Richardson
I actually just noticed that Rolling Gunner is actually a lot like Deathsmiles. >it's a hori danmaku >it has an option/familiar which rotates around the player >and it almost has the same kind of power mode
Ian Fisher
another wannabe CAVE poojin YAWN
Jaxson Scott
What do I do?
Nolan Martinez
start shit get hit
Levi Phillips
Shitposting isn't really my specialty.
Lincoln Thomas
bees
Luke Green
Sequels, fine. EXA ports, don't bother--these games coasted on aesthetic but the graphics have aged incredibly poorly and the time/money spent fixing them would be better spent making new, better games. Put your resources elsewhere.
cee btfo milestone games were poop, only played because of the graphics use that money to fund pink sweets 2
Josiah Gomez
Thursday is my arcade night but I'll try to bump between credits.
Brayden Phillips
What would a current gen DonPachi game look like do you think? Same systems with a new coat of paint and new waifus or would they take the risk and change up the formula? Or even go back to before waifu era
Andrew Morales
The most we can hope for at this point is a DDP event on Mahou Otome, or Element Dolls being an event unit on their upcoming 3jus game.
Evan Howard
It would look like pic related. The peak of shooting game.
Samuel Watson
banana approve i will waiting for this game
Oliver Moore
>plebs don't know about cave's upcoming exa dadboard exclusive STG renaissance just lol
Josiah Morgan
>2018 >cave
Thomas Reed
>tfw getting a job just to buy a dadboard and have $500 for each of cave's upcoming masterpieces have fun never ever EEEEEEEEVER playing them, poorboys
don't worry...... you'll always have these knockoff brand poojins to fall back on LMAO!
Brayden Reyes
I'll believe it when I see it. Cave is a fond memory to me at this point that went into cryostasis in 2012.
Joseph Ross
Bump before bed. Stay alive, /shmupg/. If this thread dies, then Windia dies!
Eli Powell
If Windia dies, does Not-Windia die too?
Cooper Hill
I'm insider, Cave will announce next Steam port on Cave Matsuri 2018.
Asher Sanchez
futari pls
Ryder Wilson
Not-Windia's Windias are too large to let her sink into death.
Grayson Jenkins
>fell for the stick meme >can't even clear batsugun special playing on stick so fucking hard
Jackson Barnes
If thread alive then Casper dies!
Andrew Williams
Worth it. Keep bumping.
Dylan Fisher
>cee btfo >milestone games were poop, only played because of the graphics
nah they're amazing and proved the state of western shmup fags, original as fuck cel shading, the best osts of all time and super fun scoring systems yet hardly anyone learnt them and used to spam "hurrr looks like flash game i prefer muh cave" and now that new shit from ex cave fags is cell shading and every bodies wanking over it.
Connor Davis
>(I made the last 3 threads). >maneuvering into a position of leadership
Found the jew, kraut bernstein.
Kayden Collins
>but the graphics have aged incredibly poorly illvelo is one of the most amazing looking games ever, full of wacky fun, this scene is so fucking boring in taste, they just want the same queer cunt nerd waifu shit over and over or maybe a gay spaceship with muh rocket enemies.
Asher Cruz
Bump
Isaiah Howard
i made the thread before kraut's 3 thread streak but i got banned for 3 days
the threads die when i'm not here to keep this shit alive. sad!
Grayson Watson
Nobody cares, who makes threads, you autist.
Bentley Garcia
Stay flying.
Easton Bell
>but i got banned for 3 days for?
John Peterson
posting a dickgirl, mods are gay
that first comma was unnecessary, friend it makes you sound like the black kid from malcolm in the middle
Jaxon Morris
>what are inserts
Xavier Campbell
where are the streams?
Evan Lopez
There are no new players. The community is pretty much dying. The last wave of players came from the steam ports. Those days are over now.
Gabriel Taylor
>The last wave of players came from the steam ports. literally who? can't recall any new players from steam ports desu family.
Carter Phillips
>literally who? Niviv for example I think (CCWI), myself (Kraut) too. I actually started with games like R-Type and such, but it was around the time when Ikaruga got ported to Steam I think. Dentaface for example, Harry(?), etc
A lot of people started to play around that time. Those who started playing during Xbox360 releases also got old now.
Jason Kelly
I think even DKA started to play around that time.
Juan Hughes
i think russki is newish to, the guy dominating mushi futari og, he posts here.
John Cox
>Those who started playing during Xbox360 releases also got old now. people who started with 360 only played 4 or 5 years longer
Justin Ross
Yet, they barely play anymore. Look at jaimers. Plays nothing but poojins anymore, when he 2-ALLed the hardest shit back in the days.
Dylan Peterson
such is fate of 1cc collectors
collect all 1cc then theres nothing to collect
Nicholas Johnson
Jaimers is currently going for 600m in DDP though.
Lucas Russell
Please don't sully Bananamatic's name by calling him mean names like Jaimers.
William Myers
bananafaget or the chav, who's going to get B T F O first?
Caleb Moore
when do you think he'll get it with the speed of 1 run a day?
John Martinez
He has talent, so he can get it whenever.
Charles Russell
No, she'll just rise up and take Windia's place in the angels officially, creating a triangle of girls that make Casper feel bad about her own body.
No large-breasted girl has ever become lost in Gilverado, so you may be onto something.
>Death Magic You only feed into her power.
I started playing Touhou in 2010, then moved on to Deathsmiles with the 360 port in 2012. Didn't start streaming until the Steam port of Deathsmiles though, and those were also the first time I'd played Mushi or DFK.
David Morales
>Jaimers is currently going for 600m in DDP though.
and with c-l, such a fucking annoying ass sniffer, it's only because of matic that he's sniffing around it.
wat? i don't play ddp?
Elijah Gonzalez
First time reached stage 5 in Strania, yay!
Carter Kelly
He might be speculating whether or not Kraut will beat you in Guwange before Jaimers beats Bananamatic.
Liam Garcia
No matter which one of us wins, everyone loses.
Hunter Long
My scores can't even be compared to Cees, since we play different characters. Actually I am already better at him desu.
Robert Gray
um wat? i have a 40 mill gensuke which shouldn't be hard to beat.
Zachary Thomas
>shouldn't be hard to beat I already almost did it, but the catspider is just too annoying. It's impossible to become really consistent at it, thus you practice it the whole time, and die at it the whole time, and then you start getting worse at the later stages and forget your routes.
Carson Evans
How about doing savestate practice of the later stages every time you fail a run on catspider, before the next attempt?
Justin Johnson
almost doesn't means shit and i dont want to hear your fucking excuses either.
Asher King
That just seems unlogical to me, when I am more consistent at the later stages than at catspider. I probably just shouldn't try to milk 3 cycles of cat, but it's just too tempting to get dem coins.
Ethan Jackson
>and with c-l, such a fucking annoying ass sniffer, it's only because of matic that he's sniffing around it.
Lucas Bailey
3 cycles is fucking easy though, you're so shit when forced to think on the spot, you are german sperg robot better off playing doj or psikyo.
Benjamin Sanders
>3 cycles is fucking easy though Not with Gensuke. Dodging the spear spam is easy for me now, but killing the orbs fast enough is still hard, because of the low shot frequency
if you want no RNG you play simple memodadshit or treasure puzzle games
Alexander Rogers
Stop lying. Even just 3 cycles is already hard on catspider. There is a reason why this shishin counterstop player on twitch only did 2 cycles, while doing crazy shit like not bombing at the oxcards. It's just too fucking random.
Tyler Smith
kys you are part of the problem. Not only shmups but games in general are dying because people would rather watch some retard overreact while "playing" the game on stream or youtube than play the damn game themselves.
Hunter Kelly
Are you gonna strm?
Blake Martin
how many games do need to be good at to not be one trick pony ?
Zachary Flores
3 is the absolute bare minimum (different modes don't count).
Lucas Murphy
define good
Nolan Hughes
top 3-5 of leaderboard
Kevin Young
pls someone stream
Anthony Allen
I will stream. But I first wanna test if I can somehow use my drawing tablet to read chat on a 2nd monitor.
