Overwatch General - /owg/

Mei checking in.

Hanzo is the rare gay incel. He has no clue how to communicate with other humans outside of barking order so he never got laid. He spent years trying to groom Genji into his sex toy but that failed so now he will die a virgin.

god she is so beautiful

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My time-jumping tomboy wife, Lena "T.Racer" Oxton, is just too cute!

Heroes that let you know your ranking will drop:

>Zenyatta
>Mcree
>Reaper

Every time

Symm needs more love

>Moleman, 500hp
>Hitscan chaingun
>Ability to temporarily make bullets slow enemies but do 30% less damage (8s cooldown)
>Ability to burrow underground for 4 seconds then emerge, leaving only a small tail hitbox visible that has 30% reduced damage (6s cooldown)
>Ultimate allows you to burrow underground for 10 seconds while firing directly upwards (can activate bullet ability during this time)

I want to touch Sombra!

A) Tracer is a lesbian
B) Even if you're a woman, Tracer has a girlfriend
C) Even if Tracer was attracted to your gender and didn't have a girlfriend, she probably wouldn't be attracted to a basement dwelling waifushitter like you
D) Even if she were, she's not real and never will be

Hanzo couldn't even groom him. Genji was Sojiro's favorite and wouldn't let him.

is she the most generic looking hero? I saw someone very similar working at Walmart

be an attractive female (female)

Brigitte main here btw

Are you an autist? Just start with D)

>she's not real and never will be
This point invalidates all previous ones.

Reminder that your waifu is nothing more than lines of code

I just ate so many doritos.

She's real in my heart.

Wrong

Reminder that even if you made a tulpa of your waifu she would reject you out-right.

You have to erase all hope from waifushitters

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>hope
All I hope for is that my life ends soon.

Depends on how you make her, you should never make a tulpa out of an existing character anyway. You can borrow from everything but you should never make an exact copy of anything. Of course you shouldn't make tulpa's in general. Self-induced schizophrenia isn't something to aspire for.

>It's a "You solo heal the tanks and nearly win a 3v6 but you lose because you have 3 trash DPS who can't get in the killfeed without ultimates" episode

>no adopted black jewish transgender transrobot (omnic) who identifies as sponge with the pronouns xir/xim
IT'S 2018 PPL! LITERALLY ABOUT TO KYS MYSELF OVER THIS!!=

>literally nobody replied because they couldn't think of a single bad thing to say about it

thanks guys, it means a lot

Like father like daughter

It's a simple fact that Sombra, being so beautiful, and athletic, and blindingly smart, must have her genes passed on to the next generation. But the question is, what kind of mother would Sombra be?

nobody is saying this, faggot.

>midgette.jpg

Why haven't you pulled the trigger already?

Yes, indeed

>"Brigitte and Mercy look too similar!"
>"Yeah I kinda see it, Blizzard could work on giving women more unique faces-"
>"Anyway here's my edit of Brigitte where she looks like Shrek and Fiona's daughter doing white face"

our guys

Neglectful alcoholic.

The kind of mother that joins her kids when she sees them playing videogames at night.

Anyone who thinks Brigitte and Mercy have same-looking faces are non-whites having trouble recognizing facial differences in a foreign race

Was Moira's dash speed ghostly reduced?

How would you feel about Blizzard making boop abilities (anything that knocks back, such as Lucio Boop, Brigitte boop, Winston ult punches, and Phara boop rockey) deal damage on wall splat? Right now it's just Doomfist, and it's a big part of his character, but I feel like as a universal mechanic it makes sense.

zen

>mfw playing moira and mei thinks she's safe behind her wall

>benchburn at the front
>godqo at the back

One who throws las chanclas at her children's heads as a form of discipline.

>tfw no sombra mommy to boop you on the nose as she tucks you in at night

CAN'T WAKE UP

>ywn make love to her until she climaxes, drops down on your chest panting and kisses you for a minute straight
fuck

I need Mama Hong to throw la chancla

>Be playing FFA
>6 Mcrees
>1 Tracer

I just want to smash shit with Reinhardt, also fun fact, as long as tracer is blinking reinhardt can't do damage to her, she gets invunerability as soon as she hits the blink button.
Meaning if you don't finish your swing and she blinks, no damage is dealt

What is it with non-European mothers throwing their shoes at children?

>ywn make love to her until she climaxes, drops down on your chest panting and kisses you for a minute straight

Here's another fun fact.
When you press W, you move forward.

>as long as tracer is blinking reinhardt can't do damage to her

so, just like for every hero?

It teaches that justice is precise, swift, and omnipresent.

>Hanzo was trying to groom Genji into being a cute trap that was devoted to him but Sojiro stopped it eventually

Maybe that’s why he turned out to be a total slut with behavioral issues.

>ywn make love to her until she climaxes, squats down on your chest panting and shits on you for a minute straight

>it's a healer completely ignores her dps and fellates the rein episode

What the FUCK was that patch?

Nah. What happened was he learned what t&a was and Genji played too much Pokemon, so he went out to catch all the pussy.

I’m white you faggot. They changed Brigette’s nose and eye shape from the short and gave her Mercy’s in game. Her nose was less pointy, eyes more round, and face less angular.

probably making sombra useless again

Throwing bleach on yourself doesn't make you white.

Awww yeah! Another lonesome night playing overwatch!

you said the exact same thing yesterday, loser

What does make you white at this point?

honestly it would probably just make winstons ult fucking terrifying, it's already pretty good

Being of western or central European descent.

Then I’m completely white and Brigette’s in game model looks like Mercy you cock sucker.

Playing OW alone feels good, though.

Nah

Overwhelming european ancestry and you sharing the broader european genotype and phenotype

Speak for yourself, I got mine

Someone did an overlay of their faces and they're nearly the same. Not exact of course but close enough I wonder if they're gonna reveal that Mercy is Torb's long lost sister.

JUNKRAT PRIMED AND READY

>500mb patch on PTR
>nothing changes

Lol

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Only thing they share is the skin tone

Look at those sexy dead eyes of her.

why is this hot?

Mercy's slightly lighter and has a cool undertone.

>certain facial features are attractive
who'd have guessed

Pharah and Brigitte wrestling match when?

Is it me or Brigitte's face, ingame I mean, is pretty bland or at least very generic? I don't see a lot of work or originality in her face

post sombra's ass
I need it for research

BRIGEETTA

So even that isn't the same? Maybe their lips' shape? Colour is different iirc

It's Mercy's with slight tweaks. They definitely have a type.

That doesn't justify being lazy. I don't even really care, Brigitte is still cute, but she looks like Mercy's redhead sister.

When someone rips her ingame model
and makes a nude version
Shouldn't be long, I guess
Maybe they could tag team Zarya in a fit girls threesome

Hanzo doesn’t seem the type to be into brocon.

it is
her cinematic model was much hotter