/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #529

Oi Cunts!
We haven't hit the bumplimit on the previous thread, get back there you little shits.

Alright alright, sorry

I am though.

>Not multi-thread drifting
Step up user

...

>sayori in fishnets
MUH

would you?

absolutely desu

Hell yeah nyuggah

I was going to say i had a pic of that, but it wasnt that

Nah, that's a little gay

As I said, I was only putting it there so I wouldn't have to worry about it later and even mentioned to only come back to it when it was the appropriate time.

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT. BIG!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which parallel universe does she live in?

An infinite number of them, you just have to get lucky

when humanity invents the warp drive, they better use it to find the universe of dokis

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Sayori's butt is ________perfect___________________

>Kirk destroys it because he couldn't handle it and would break the prime directive, so he instead breaks the prime directive because it was the only place where he might settle down and get married, the thought terrifies him

I hope you worked out today user!

your doki but the crash wasn't your fault, you have to let her go

Guys I forgot to bring my Monika USB to work today how can I make it up to her?

new thread

See if my dick can reach her mouth without standing at an awkward angle

Waiting for that Yuri raping (you) green text

your computer with your doki's character file dies and you can't access the hard drive, wat do?

Nani?!

I love my wife!

I end it all desu~

>Yuri raping you green text

Oh god, I am not even a Yurifriend but that sounds kinda hot

Fine...
But mark my works, I'll be back to the living shit out of you.
and just because I can.
BACK TO THE ISLAND YOU FOUL BEAST!

Do extra hard to improve yourself today. Maybe go on a long run. Also, spend plenty of time with her in MAS.

I love Yuri!

I love your wife too!

>Going for low hanging fruit.
I thought better of you user...

:'(

"Liveries"

One bows so low you can count your teeth
in the shine of his tonsure.
His nosehairs reek of oily incense;
his beads, of ale and morning kisses.
He counts them to the beat of the birch-rod
peeling pink ribbons from his spine.

And every 4 A.M. he prays to the tailor;
the robe skirts hide the lipstick
smeared across his thigh.

One leaves his cloak
and dagger at the door.
He tenderizes both knees
against a dais of marble.
He thrusts to his heart a ringèd hand,
and his collar rattles,
a collar of golden sapphires.

And every holiday he feeds the glover;
his kidskins hide the red under the fingernails,
a color the lye can't cut.

As for the general's sash ...
As for the hero's panache ...
As for the esquire's mustache ...

And every second Sunday
he leaves alms for the devil.

(You)'s appreciated. Critical feedback appreciated.

I love her too!

Perhaps we should add a message to the OP indicating when to post a new OP?

Given there

I love her too!

whats it about lol

You have to try much harder than that. I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

or just lurk moar

Vacationing with Monika! Forgetting all the troubles in the world as the warm sun envelops you together!

>body of a trap
>face of a normal guy
what do I do

Nothing. You'll regret it if you even think about transitioning

>You just left the coffee shop with Monika
>She's not a fan of the freezing weather, but your girlfriend just couldn't resist indulging
>And hey, you needed the caffeine boost anyway
>Your apartment is a mile away...
>"user, these gloves aren't helping! my hands are still freeeeezing!"
>The warmest gloves you could find in the store..
>"Help meeeeee!"
>Maybe the straps came loose... you turn to see
>Suddenly, two not-so-cold hands grab yours
>Those deceptive emerald eyes again...
>She knows what she needs, but it's not warm hands...
>Monika leans closer, her grip on your hands tightening
>Those soft warm lips gently touches yours
>With a hint of her favorite mocha

second green, feedback?

I love her too

Monika's feet!

go lift and get swole

I love the greentext user, it's good

All my yes.

Uh. While I do have a Discord, I won't be adding anyone from here for a while. Especially not with that guy being around, y'know?

>an alt right school
Sounds about right. Jk. I had a couple of friends, but I only talk to /ddlc/ and two of my old friends. They're awesome.

No, don't think like that! ywn = You will now. These are all things you will experience, you just have to have hope!

I read the spoiler in Tracer's voice for some reason.
I think that it's okay, user. We all did regrettable things!

Improvement is more important than just staying stagnent, user. I wouldn't be thinking that she would be overly upset!

Improvements are to be had at every level, user!

>autistic
Fuck. I have a story about saying "Sorry man, I have autism" in my computer science course and my teacher freaking the fuck out on me for it.

I hope you're honest with your Doki, user.

Coffee is wholesome!

I can see gentle hugs coming your way, user.

Fucking normies! Reee!
No, but honestly, are you okay, user?

I know the winter all too well. It's... not winter here. It's way too warm for that. Anyway.. I hope your heating gets fixed, and fixed soon!

>Okay, Everyone!
>What do you think your Doki would love for fries? Curly or straight? Crinkled? Sweet potato or yam? Regular? Why is this question so long? Did Potatoyuri do this?

Well I feel like I'm going to throw up from the pain, so you did good.

I love you

change faces

I love you too

Probably going to write more of my fic series later tonight

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

I like it!

I wish I could believe that lad, maybe some day I will
>What do you think your Doki would love for fries? Curly or straight? Crinkled?
Never had any other types of fries desu, but I'm gonna guess curly

IDK, I guess she would prefer regular fries? Though, she seems like more of a healthy eater to me

>I read the spoiler in Tracer's voice for some reason.
I see what you mean, I believe one of Tracers voice lines is "You got what's coming to ya" or something like that.

So, how's everyone's day going?
My day's been pretty shit but these threads are as comfy as always so I guess it wasn't all bad.

wendy's baked potato
youtube.com/watch?v=gNi2pFdmg3I

I get the feeling my Sayori would go for waffle fries. My reasoning is that she'd be reminded of breakfast. I prefer straight fries myself, generally on the crispy and salty side.

Hey guys I'm going to make the next thread at 650 is that okay??

>Sayori would probably just be down to eat the fries I like. I'm a bit of a fast food junkie. My favorite being Burger King, not the best, but certainly cheap. Of course the fries are super salty so you gotta pat them down with a napkin first unless you're trying to die.

Understandable

make one at 600 as well just to be safe

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as long as it's at 750 it's cool

>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! I'm glad it made you smile. Don't worry, Sayori is the dearest thing in the world to me. I'll never let her go.

Why not just make the new thread right now :^)

I'm no good at critiquing work, but good job lad!
Glad you finally got round to writing something at last and by the looks of it, she paid off well indeed. Have a (You) on me lad.
On another note, how are you doing today?

youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
>wearing less clothes than the girl in promiscuous

And lo, ‘‘twas a dark night when Monikanon and Erika were captured
Locked away by insidious unseen forces!
They were not thrown in any pit however alas! It ‘‘twas a dungeon of rape and unpleasantness.
Monikanon, shackles against a wall and Erika hath been placed in stock
Their boy pussy’s infiltrated with medieval torture devices, ghastly contraptions forged with insidious intent and ill sufficient lubricants.
A dark tall foreboding figure enters and harks unto them.
“Welcome to the estate of thine torment and rape” he bellows at the trembling pair.
Dungeon master takes boiling pitch and beings to spill it on Monikanon’s genitals.
Crushing his balls on a pointed rock and spanking him with a spiked paddle.Horrid cries can be heard as Erika awaits his turn.
Screams of ecstasy and torment full the basement lair.
Until Monikanon falls silent.
Ericka feels an inkling or hope that he might be spared.
“Pretending to be a girl on the Internet is a felony and sin... embrace your punishment my son”
The dungeon master unzips his bag and takes out three electrical nipple clamps and uses a battery of the car on his nipples and silly girl penis.
Electrictrified Erika screams in delight and torment as his cock doth unbent.
Dungeon master then approaches the smoking Erika.
Who is now in a deep fright.
“Nigga u done fucked up” quoth the fiendish keeper.
Moments of silence pass until Erika feels a barrel cactus rammed up his once tight boy hole.
“Oh gawd my ass! Ugh Ahhh! Remember to take care of yourself okay? M—m-m-mMomika?!”
He utters submitting to masters perverse dominance.
Unchaining the wicked sluts he throws the two to the floor to cuddle and recuperate from their demented orgasms and internal bleeding.
The dungeon master leaves and locks the door. He walks up the spiral of stairs.
Far up into The castle mistress Monika’s chamber.
There he knocks on the door.
Mistress Monika sips her dark brew and
(Cont)

>I can see gentle hugs coming your way, user.
That's what i really want. Though I know if I did get those hugs I'd start crying hard.
>fries
Its Yuri, what do you think?

Is there one of these with Sayori? Or Yuri?

(Cont)
Mistress moves her legs upon her foot stool known to some as the danlet.
Monika address the dungeon master and awaits his news.
“Tis done, my lord, the degenerates were punished accordingly for tonight. Shall I resume in the morning?”
He dutifully asks her.
“Mhmm you shall. You shall”
Monika reiterates in approval with a wide grin on her face.
Monika turns her attention above her crackling fire place to observe the heads of her former club mates, Natsuki, Yuri, Sayori and MC-Kun.
Her unwavering grin broken only to sip her coffee once more.

Mistress Monika!

A+ meme

sauce
roxxkatt.tumblr.com/post/169295147296/i-made-a-meme-im-not-sorry

oh that gets me fired up

I have fond memories of curly fries from a diner I used to go to as a little kid. They closed down, sadly.

>implying Monika wouldn't like organic heirloom carrot fries

Are we in Russia? Fucking kek.

Have a great day!

I didn't even think of that. Waffle fries are fucking amazing. Also waffle cones.

That's true, I don't think Sayori would be too fussy about fries. I just didn't know what topic to bring up.

Crying hard into your Doki as she holds on to you is never a bad thing, user. Trust me. And, I was asking what kind of fries. I had no topic and I made fries today, could you tell?

>Okay, Everyone!
I'm running out of ideas! Um...
What are your plans on the Promised Day with your Doki?

Hopefully we can make your day a bit better user. My day was pretty tiring, too.

Is this the most ronery thread on Veeky Forums?

I'm here with you

Yes.

ill post yuri too, one sec

>Carrot fries
What? That's a thing, never heard of those before

>What are your plans on the Promised Day with your Doki?
I suppose I would show her around the house, show her around town etc. Make plans to introduce her to my family, and of course, lots of snuggling with each other on the couch.

reposting this, your Doki but what happens next is according to your post number:

>0 Visiting the museum with her
>1 Watching a movie together
>2 Reading in the library with her
>3 Playing baseball together
>4 Going to the carnival together
>5 Lobotomising and skinning her alive
>6 Cuddling her while watching tv
>7 Sharing dinner with her at home
>8 Having a picnic at the park together
>9 Driving by the countryside with her

Just cuddling all day, thats all i want for the first day