/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory

D-Boy is most fun though

same, except my game crashed instead
have fun boys

what servers are open

>Thread goes up on /v/.
>Mod leaves it alone.
>It dies by itself anyways.
I'm sure you're going to blame the mods for this one, anyways. Might as well direct people here at the end of /v/ threads so all of the threads don't outright die.

147.135.10.140:7779

> Description: SCP-2901 are a species of nocturnal carnivorous scavengers of limited intelligence; averaging 1.7m in height. SCP-2901 usually appear as having an ellipsoid shape and possess 2 large eyes layered with photophoric tissue. SCP-2901 are covered in a layer of minute iridescent lamellar scales, similar to Lepidopterans3. SCP-2901 are able to move through space-time freely, granting them certain abilities such as levitation, flight, and teleportation. SCP-2901 are, however, tangible and susceptible to conventional firearms. SCP-2901 are also able to emit an acoustic cancellation effect within a radius of approximately 25m. The purpose or function of this ability is not wholly understood but is theorized to aid in stealth.

>Be scientist
>trying to run from hoard of D-bois
>find other scientist who's just trapped peanut behind a keycard door
>while we're laughing at peanut, larry shows up
>run out of the room and close the door behind me, trapping all the D-bois in the room with larry
>TFW distant screaming

147.135.10.140:7779
get in boys

yea its fun when you're
A. stuck in 914 and die
or
B. die outside 2 minutes in

>Lock Peanut in 012
>See a D boi in spectate later bargaining with the doctor to not kill him in exchange for releasing the peanut

Who are these fucking shitty D Bois?

donald trump

So a stealth based, likely a glass-cannon, SCP that has power of flight (leading to a possibility of dominating surface area) on top of teleportation. Would certainly be ambituous.

>Having no ambition

Break off from the rest of the D class, find a keycard or a gun in their spawn points. Peanut's the only threat early in the game and he's actually pretty easy to sneak past if you know the special trick

Abib is a nigger

I did
I died to peanut cause the gun didn't spawn

Does anyone else here really enjoy sucking dick while playing this game?

I played too much today, I'm starting to hear Larry's walking sound IRL.

>join in
>get Peanut
>crash
I'm so sorry

He comes.

behind you :)

also 147.135.10.140

>me and nerd in 914
>nerd closes door and traps us in with Doc
>doctor knows he needs me to get out
>start negotiations in the negotiation room a.k.a. Outtake
>discuss terms through jumping and head shakes
>I open the gate
>we take a long look at each other
>we go our separate ways

I was going to fucking kill you the second you got out but my game locked up and lost sight of you

Lol no way he could get me here.

Kiss him you fool, you will never get another chance

You'll get plenty of chances if you draw some more fucking PORN of him

>game crashes
>server full
FUCK
fuck you bourbon if I find you again you're a deadman you laughing retard

Please do not bring that filth in here

:)

fuck I thought i was the only one
I have literal ptsd and I hear Peanut's walking sound and random atmospheric sounds too

147.135.10.140:7779
get in here losers

Forgive me for presuming if I'm wrong about you not being a Veeky Forums regular
I hate watching people get forced here from /v/ and futilely fight back against Veeky Forums's godawful corruption
I don't know what it is about Veeky Forums that makes discussion turn to shit rapidly, but before you know it, you've got namefags and waifus and constant fucking lewds no matter WHAT the game is

>I have literal ptsd
sorry to hear that man

>Larry doesn't take the D-class from 914, only the scientists
Devilish.

The only PTSD I have is taking the elevator with other people, now.

>Go in 914 as Larry
>Tap only the cardholders
>Go back to my containment to make sure they stay dead
>Check back on 914 and the D-boys are still in there, trapped
>Leave them there for the rest of the game

>server is full

Is there a trick to making Larry's attack land? I miss so often.

>join
>6 people
real fun, nigger

Don't rapidclick, make sure the circle is completely full and accurately click, don't be Larry with >100 ping. There's a certain distance you need to be, if you are inside you are too close, but you need to be almost touching them to connect.

It was a bloodbath...

>tfw can never find LC or 914 in time as Larry for the Devilish plays

Sorry for being a dick and locking you two in the 012 room then laughing about it

it's okay
we deserved it

huh, small world. i knew you a few years ago.

>/SCPG/ steam group
gay af
also it's just /scp/ not /scpg/

I made it was before it was even really a general.
Nobody wants a steam group anyways but I can't even delete it.

Yes you can you fucking faggot

steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/1/618460171323903878/

I can only leave it and let it expire but I'd rather just hang onto it rather than let the first bot that joins it instantly gain admin

from where?

>be german
>play until 1am
>go to sleep
>wake up at 08:30am
>start game
>still playing with the same people

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having porn of a game as long as it doesn't degenerate into nothing but porn

Playing on NA servers?

What the fuck kind of degenerate wants porn of SCP's? Note that this is a rhetorical question.

shit man there's a shapeshifter SCP who's a korean foxgirl most of the time

...

...

sft

>trying to set up a soundboard so I can play music
>all these tutorials lead to me not being able to hear any of my audio through my headphones
Wake me up

I'm on a laptop if that matters at all

>Nerd, D-Boi and moldyboi all working together to contain larry

Ofc

NA is so much more fun

hey every1 i made a new meme do you like it?

>they killed 2 mtf while playing OH NO NO NO NO over the mic

That's not really SCP specific, that's just Tamamo no Mae.

The easiest way to erase fear of something is to sexualize it
Hard to be afraid of something when your dick is hard and you wanna fuck it.

I think you need to have multiple playback devices set?

add me?

Fucking destroyed my sides watching that.

anyone have that map image of the facility overall?

> Tamamo-no-Mae
> kitsune
No, it's a gumiho. She likes organs, not mischief

no problem pal

I fear no man;
but those footsteps, they scare me

if u r SCP and ignore killing dboys and nerds can you be banned? i prefer targeting ic and ntf

>when you hide in the corner and doc runs past you
Fucking rarely get stealth moments in multiplayer games, but SCP really delivers

there's a steam guide that i made that fixes people's mic problems with an audio mixer, but i threw in a micspam tutorial at the bottom too since it uses the same software
there's a ton of other ways to do it, i just like having EQ and volume readily available

No. In fact some of the best moments I've had were befriending the SCPs, or letting d boys go as an SCP if they're very nice to me.

>Break line of sight with peanut with short hallways, maybe close two doors
>Round the corner into the next room, put yourself in the corner of the door and stare at the wall
>Peanut will run by almost 100% of the time.

This is secret tech and it's probably not going to work but as it is right now peanuts never check corners because they go too fast and they figure they need to just move on to the next room if their movement isn't being obstructed by people looking

>tfw everyone already tired of 096

smart cat is better!

So canon wise, how does Peanut move?

Scoots fast

>Stuns herself with her own NP

sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides

The wiki page mentions the sound of stone grinding when he isn't being monitored, so he just kinda glides across the floor I guess

>get larry'd
>find the right door
>hear footsteps
>doc peeks in to see if anyone survived
>im hiding in the corner and he walks out
>escape successfully and then femur breaker larry as CI

thanks buddy. i hope i let you live at some point.

Like this
youtube.com/watch?v=4geb0rHr2Ug

What the fuck, I haven't even gotten to play him yet, fuck you betapatchers.

I just wanted to see the stars again senpai, good bois dindu nuffin. Left hooked fox loser into next week.

>this guy playing phantom of the opera
nice