/scp/ SCP:Secret Laboratory

Never experienced any issue on 213.49.162.2

147.135.10.140 is on LIVE version now

147.135.10.140

>EU:
>81.11.194.18
>81.11.194.18:7778
>81.11.141.99
STOP POSTING THESE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

147.135.10.140
might be full doe

>Enter elevator and use it
>Door dings, Doc and a zombo stand outside right on the other side
>Doc uses mic
>"RELAX THINE BUTTCHEEKS IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PRO-"
>He cuts short once he realizes that I'm holding charged up BFG because I knew he was gonna wait for me

The shrieks of horror were like orgasms to my ears.

thank you for letting .140 get back to live

I thought you couldn't hear SCPs talking

op you massive faggot, those eu servers are long since gone
replace them with 213.49.162.2

>71.63.72.162 has two people on live version

no don't fucking replace them because then he'll keep posting that for weeks after it's dead

I'm in

It was a custom server my buds made. Shit was absolutely fucking hilarious.

BASED

>caught in lie
>I-it was a special server none of you have ever played on

>dboi
>can't find any cards/guns
>manage to get a zone manager tier 1 from a cabinet
>immediately book it out of light
>manage to escape

Is there any better feel?

Needs a restart.

Tossing a grenade in 914's room filled with d boys

>kills nobody
shoutout to that 914 HIV ntf tho

>140 full
>140:7778 empty

Meeting all of your favorite SCPs and the corpses of your brothers along the way

It bugs out sometimes and you can hear scps (and vice-versa).
Though he sounds like he's lying.

what are some stable branch servers with people on it that isn't full?

213.49.162.2 one more for third SCP.

fucking hell secret lab died quick

>hearing scps
Stop lying.

streamable.com/eswh4
First time I've done this

It's just eu.

hreadly reminder grenades don't work against scp's but do work against zombies and other humans.

>it's another "Although I'm keeping a direct line of sight with peanut he still manages to sodomize me" episode rerun

It's a shame secret lab died so quickly

done what

activate your windows you smelly criminal

had a good run

>the "I haven't played the game enough for it to happen" post

Someone says that every single time the servers are empty/there is a surge of temporary bad players.
It's not dead.

It's like I can still see posts in the threads

it's peak time on friday
last week I considered putting up a third EU server because my first two were filled

Any servers on right now?

you are clearly an underage faggot trying to fit in

I'm sure the servers were pretty empty at this time last week.
Its in the next few hours you'll be able to tell.
Thanks for the servers

>Epsilon Eleven, do you copy? Forget about D-Boys, we are abandoning the lab. If you have any last shitposts get to the intercom-room if not get the hell out of there. I repeat we are abandoning the base and ACTIVATING THE ALPHA WARHEAD.

I forgot to mention that was around this time. after in half an hour or so it always starts slowly dropping. From what I've seen this is the peak EU time

>Beta
>Nuke detonation is now done by a girl with obvious home microphone "effect"
>Card progression changed

>All servers except 147.135.10.140 are empty.

Cool general guys.

>playing lanky
>loud speaker turns on
>silence
>"i'm going to fuck you, lanky"

Fair enough
I just noticed all the EU servers are down and the first NA is full while the other is empty so I was completely wrong
This exile to Veeky Forums is killing us

Blame the /v/ mods. When threads were on /v/ the servers were packed out and there was a fuck ton of fresh OC. We need to escape Veeky Forums, lads.

i'm up on 140:7778 if anyone wants to get it full

We're working on it. Its easier said than done.

>multiple KC:D threads constantly
>multiple Vermintide 2 threads
>NO SCP THREADS ALLOWED REEEEEEE I DO IT FOR FREE

If he's a troll it's fucking working because I'm mad as fuck

Alright
Now that the mods can't pull the dedicated playerbase excuse will SOMEONE go to the IRC channel?

Beta got patched, works well now.

24.178.139.165:7777 USEast, looking for more pop.

147.135.10.140:7778
JOIN
JOIN
JOIN

>beta
>stuck in light containment as nerd
>no admin card spawned
>914 is broken
fugg

>peak time
In America it's 1:30

Literally complain about the girl's voice in the Discord - the dev is already aware it has divided the community. Hell, the beta testers aren't even happy with it.

Speaking of which, VOTE
strawpoll.com/9b3z42rs

>so many kc:d threads
>more threads that are just obvious /pol/ threads than there are threads talking about video games
>one thread literally called "how do we uncuck western gaming?"
>someone puts an scp thread up
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE KEEP THIS SHIT IN Veeky Forums. STOP SPAMMING SCP THREADS
I don't know why I return to this site

also
>managed to execute 4 d-niggers
>forced to camp near checkpoint
>hear footsteps and see army dudes
>greet my rescuers
>it's fucking chaos
>headshot one before being mown down by another

eu server

I tried giving you a card but I can't figure out the syntax for the command

>haven't played anything but this in the past 3 days

How is a game with barely any content so captivating?

the /v/ FOTM experience. can't wait for the next game. I don't even remember the last FOTM game

buy vermintide 2 fampai

this is my life now

I've only really had fun on /v/+Veeky Forums servers, I've noticed less and less cropping up since the threads got banished to Veeky Forums. Worried they'll dry up entirely.

8 people on 140:7778, join up

>running from doc
>find checkpoint to entrance
>ntf arrived like 30 sec ago so I know they're pulling up
>take out nade
>they're right there
>throw nade & kill two people with gun
>get last dude to 50 hp
>ask the dead NTFs
>apparently also killed two with nade
so close to escaping in style

I heard the beta got an update. Is it still broken as hell?

post full ip, brainlet

I just hope they won't misinterpret it as being mysoginist. The new announcer is okay, but it's more of a problem that it sounds like a woman in her early 20s being in charge of announcing and declaring nukes and that goddamn feeling that it's being used on a home mic

>can't wait for the next game
Start by enjoying this one.

Its one of the most common servers posted user. You should know it.

147.135.10.140:7778

but I am enjoying it. it's just that like all FOTMs, this one will die

>strawpoll.com/9b3z42rs
A Woman COULD work for me, but only if it was some stuck up sounding bitch like Red Queen from the first Resi movie. Not a teen commoner who apparently recorded her lines hunched over a webcam

Old announcer was better. NOT because it was a man doing it, but because it fit the game way better than the female lines.

problem is hubby wants to get away from CB as much as possible, which is weird since like half the game is CB

Not to mention the old announcer clip was pulled straight out of Containment Breach, as with almost every other sound asset. Making new sound assets and replacing them just makes them clash heavily with the rest of the sound design.

>be scientist
>bunch of D-bois follow me around, one got a gun
>we're walking around a bit
>come up to door, guy in front sees Doc and Larry on the other side
>runs away while shouting "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR"
>open the door
>everyone gets killed

>problem is hubby wants to get away from CB as much as possible

I feel like this is a huge mistake. CB is pretty much the only reason anyone gave this game a shot.

I just got teamkilled upon spawn, when I just joined the server. What should I do? Should I TK him back? He was also trying to shoot other people at spawn too.

what's his name and what server?

Shark shark

Eventually the plan is to move everything away from CB. Right now Hubert is reworking the surface and entrance. So bit by bit it should become its own game and less reliant on idea from CB.

Call him out on it. Decent servers shuns tk'illers and spammers.

One of the reason user servers have good quality is that people who on purpose fuck up will be known for it.

What? I've never teamkilled.

Slice of life series with doc, lanky and larry trapped in armory room when?

Shouldn't have killed him, senpai. You could have bartered for your release.

Are the rumors about Abib having an SCP rejected true or just rumors conjured to degrade him?