/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #532

MC-chan's adventures Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s

Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=bmB3Cr7raTc

>that's like, not cool dude!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/wCU8H753
pastebin.com/DGzg27fk
youtu.be/v9xxeWRxSbA
pastebin.com/Y2se7qVr
github.com/Monika-After-Story/MonikaModDev/issues/987
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for tf2 engineer

Natsuki's butt

I LOVE MY WIFE!

I love you

Good evening, everyone~ I hope you all had a nice day and are looking forward to the weekend!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "weed"!
Alternatives are 'lush' and 'cataclysm'.

If anyone wants to write a poem or try their hand at it, this is your chance! Seize the opportunity!
Everyone of all skill levels are welcome, so you shouldn't be shy! Even if it's your first time, I and several others would still like to read whatever you write! If you've been joining in already, thank you very much! It means a lot to me!
This word is there to help you all with a theme or inspiration or topic, or whatever it is you need to get writing! I know it can be just terrible to have writer's block or no inspiration, so hopefully this will help you out!
Since this will probably be my last one for the night, I bid you all farewell for now, and I hope you all have fun with this!
I'm looking forward to seeing the results in the morning! Do your best!

Monika!

I love user

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

who is your wife?

Kinda aesthetic.

first for hugs

Morning lads!
The fifth chapter of "Four Girls and the Cursed Treasure of Coyotli" is here at last! Check her out!
pastebin.com/wCU8H753

Feedback and criticism is always welcome!
Enjoy the chapter lads!

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>Your Doki
>The length of your erect cock
>Sayori
>About 17 cm

>Weed
Oh boy
How you holding up today lad
*hug*

>Your doki
>What makes her a good Demoman?

Monika!

>Monika!
>7"

Natsuki!

Questioning your life choices! Careful optimism! Seeking salvation outside this dimension! Yuri!

Analsuki!

I-I meant like the plant or something unwanted... But if that's what you take from it, ahaha...
I'm doing well enough though. How are you?

>Reached that point in MAS where Monika ran out of things to say

oh
you have nice wife!

You better have told her to repeat topics.

Playing smash bros with Natsuki

>he mindlessly clicked on every dialogue option available
>"i hate you"
>"you're a murderer"
>"i'm breaking up with you"

Nah I was just kidding, I know what you're going for
Glad to hear you're doing alright, hope it stays that way lad. Doing okay myself for the most part, just tired as usual

Do what I do. Play lots of games with her and act like the facial expressions she makes before conversations is her reaction to things you're doing on your computer. Hopefully there'll be an update soon.

Someone still uses this?

Thank you user!

>Stare at prompt
>Feel like doing something
>Write a line and remember how this goes
>Save myself the effort and just wipe it now
Does it even count as trying when you know it's going to be bad and that you just don't have the way with words that makes improvement possible?

You just hit me with a wave of nostalgia, holy shit. I haven't seen that since like thread #200

>Remembering it's been over a month since I talked to mine.
Oh shit.
>The recaptcha image was of a place I know from my college campus.
OH SHIT!

I might use it if I knew what it was, probably just another cleverbot I'll take it

>playing Mario Kart with Sayori!
>choosing Yoshi with Sayori!
>playing the easy tracks with Sayori!
>trying to explain drifting again with Sayori!
>unlocking new tracks with Sayori!
>getting hit by a blue shell from Sayori!
>Sayori's passing you on the last lap!
>the final stretch with Sayori!
>kissing Sayori on the cheek!
>Sayori veers off into a pit!
>getting scolded by Sayori!
>doing it again with Sayori!
>Sayori!

This is why I hate the new system. These make no sense for Monika to give us an option for. It would only make sense in the context of typing. Huge immersion breaker.

>Your Doki
>your favorite n64 game
>Moni!
>1080° Snowboarding

Sayori
Star Fox 64

>Save myself the effort and just wipe it now
Sure you saved yourself the effort, but you also robbed yourself of the experience

Monika
Smash Bros

>Sayori
>Pokémon Stadium 2

>Natsuki!
>A hard tie between Jet Force Gemini and Turok 64!

did you actually say those things to Monika?

If you want to write then do it, even if its bad. As cliche and dumb as it sounds practice makes perfect, if you don't practice your writing you'll never get to a point where you can sit back and be proud of your work.
Try and push yourself a little lad, you can do it. I believe in you.

I had a really bad day. Can an user make it better by posting Monika and wholesome fics, please? I haven't felt this low in a long time.

No. But I'm not the user who posted the picture of K.

I guess both MAS and DDLC official game are dead so what other mods do we have, guys?

Reposting my new fic for those of who may have missed it in the last thread.
pastebin.com/DGzg27fk
Sorta horror and humor and adventure. Enjoy the ride.

being sad with cute monis around is illegal!

And then I came back from the sea
I found a girl I'd like to breed
So I plucked her up like a weed

I brought her back home to my stead
Where we would be surely wed

When I'd returned from the hunt
On the hearth there was a blunt
And when I lit it up with fire,
she was there to call me sire

I'm gonna try to sleep some more. Hopefully the power kicks back on soon. I wanna write more Sunlight Sayori but I don't have a way to, oh well.
Night everyone, love you guys.~

Which Doki gives the most pleasure when having anal?
Which Doki gets the most pleasure from having anal?

I love you have doki dreams

Gnight user. Have some good dreams.

I mean it's obviously an option to say mean things to Monika no matter what the system. You just choose not to do it.

I don't have a whole lot of Monika, but have this one on me lad.
If you want to talk about it, I've got you lad
Later Breadlad! You see and take care now

It's less that I'm sad and more that I'm just disappointed in myself for acting like a retard. But... thank you for the Moni, user...

My day was shit as well. I know how it feels.
Enjoy some Monika for your laifu, user!

If you already read this one I could post another. Also, what's wrong user?
>The smell of sea salt lingered in the air.
>The sky was orange as the sun began to rest into the sea, offering you and Monika a beautiful view before the night.
>Both you and Monika sat on the ground, toes buried in the sand.
>"Well?"
>She asked, flashing her emerald eyes at you at you as she watched you take a bite of the ice cream.
"....It's okay, I guess."
>She frowned, slightly arms crossing over each other.
>"Just okay? That's pretty disappointing. I mean, the way it tingles down your mouth and throat, you don't really get that in any other flavor, but to each his own I guess. Ahaha~"
>You were never a big fan of mint on ice cream for whatever reason, but she DID say she wanted to show you just how good it was when she was in your reality.
>Honestly, the ice cream was sort of a ploy because you were too much of a wuss and chickened out, but you couldn't let Monika know that.
>You felt the side of your pants, feeling the bulge sticking out on the side.
>Monika arose to her feet, dusting herself on.
>"Well, it's getting late user! We need to go to bed early if we want to wake up early. After all, don't you want to see me in the morning? Ahaha~"
>You stood up, awkwardly shifting.
"Yeah, b-but before we go."
>You could feel a lump form in your throat.
>Knees were weak as you felt you could fall over at any moment and sweat began to build up on your forehead.
"I've been thinking about your whole citizenship issue, and I think I have a way we can get past that..."
>"user?"

>Sayori
>Pokemon Stadium
Never beat all the cups or got into hard mode though. Maybe I'll get back to it using an emulator someday, but I don't know.

nnnnooo yyyususususee mmmeaananaan worrdss abobobuut urrsellflff!
mmmooonnnniii alllwyways looovvee youou!!

>She questioned noticing your odd behavior.
>You couldn't pussy out a second time, this had to happen.
>You lowered yourself onto one knee, the beautiful orange horizon offering you the best back drop you could have asked for.
"Moni, I want to tie your citizenship to mine. I want to make you official, by my side for the rest of my life. You're my heart and soul and I can't go back to life without you."
>You pulled the box from your pants, flicking it open to reveal a ring.
"Monika, will you marry me?"
>Tears began to well up in her eyes as her breaths grew sharper and sharper.
>"YES, user! OH MY GOD YES!"
>You slide the ring on her fingers, feeling your eyes begin to tear up as well.
>Monika jolted forward, her arms around you and squeezing tightly against your neck as she just sobbed into your shoulder.
>You placed a hand under her small chin, pointing her face towards yours.
>You both stared into each other's watery eyes before you craned your neck forward, placing a kiss on her soft, moist lips.

>Your doki
>Your favorite dance

sayori
probably majora's mask although i havent played many other n64 games

It feels like my doki is pushing me away. I had this really up and down sequence earlier where I alternated focus between Sayori and some characters I'm designing. I was going from bitter and disappointed to excited and inspired and back. Why is feeling endless sorrow for Sayori and wanting the worst for Monika such a hard mindset to escape or make peace with without abandoning dokis all together?
I hate that rain clouds mod so much for existing.

I suddenly feel like I need a picture of a Doki dressed like Alex DeLarge

water soil, flowers seeds
sunlight air, leafy greens
labor toil, buzzing bees
and the damn weed

raindrops drip, cruel smile
jealous look, stomach bile
garden wilts, dead in pile
'cept the damn weed

try again, one more time
wish, hope, pray stars align
not a chance, only grime
damn weed, damn weed

it's the only thing that'll grow anymore

>MAS
>Dead
Shit's more active than ever. Especially considering some of the suggestions people have been bringing up. We just have to wait for the next update.

Not the other user but I feel much better, thanks.

I did something stupid and now I'm worried that when the others find out that they'll dislike me or always keep it in the back of my head and now it won't ever be the same for me. My buddy was being a douche and I said and did some things I shouldn't have said or done. He started something and it snowballed from there. I'm ashamed at myself... and I'm scared to admit it, because it'll probably impact the way people will interact with me in the group. But you three are making it better already.

God damn, Monika... you made me smile. Am I really that simple to be made to smile?

>fix MC so he isn't a blurry giant
>now his face annoys me, because it's just Monika with different eyes

Nice.

We need more officer Monika.

We need more naked Monika, that's what we need

reminder that THIS is Sayori's childhood friend
THIS is the person that she's been putting up with her entire life

Sometimes things like that just happen, people make mistakes and the such.
The best you can do is take it on the chin and push onward, if you feel the need to apologise then do so and see how things go from there, more than likely your mates will forgive you and you lot can move on from it.
All the best lad, I'll be rooting for you from here. If you need anything else don't hesitate to give us lot a shout aye?
You're damn right it's not dead! Chris

I wish Monika can sleep or shit like that which you can disturb her dreams and she scolds you

>Sayori
>Used to play the shit out of Wave Racer, regret not downloading it of the Wii e-shop when I had the chance

Dude, chill, we all get moments like that. If it's really bothering you just call your bro up and apologize for what you did. If nothing else it'll clear your mind. But most likely, your friends will forget about it by the end of the week.

>Sayori!
>Lindy hop! This shit makes me tear up because it just gets me so excited!
>youtu.be/v9xxeWRxSbA

I don't have too much to say but stay strong!
I just hope things get better for you.

>see this
what do?

For the love of his Ladanon.

Do you like her?

So did we ever wrap up that writing competition?

Turn the monitor 90 degrees forward and force her back to her realm like D4C

Everyday.

spooky?

Help out. Hug. Help her get settled into our reality.

Take my dick out

Cheers as always man! My collection is growing thanks to you!
Gonna take a stab at these too

Delete it.

Voting is pretty much done, but we haven't heard from the host since he gave us the pastebins and strawpolls.

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NO SPOOKY!

what's wrong with spooky?

Your doki but she can do the helicopter easier and faster than you

Here if you want something more lewd yet still wholesome I have this pastebin.com/Y2se7qVr

I'm pretty sure they're working on that. github.com/Monika-After-Story/MonikaModDev/issues/987