>retard runs out in front of me while I'm shooting >complains about me teamkilling them calling me an idiot and swears in spanish then leaves >we curb our losing streak and win 3 - 2 after he's gone despite nobody replacing him
Eli Anderson
>attackers pre-firing into the backs of Montagne and Blitz players against defenders for ez kills >attackers rushing into a room while a cluster charge is going off simultaneously No thank you
Evan Campbell
YOU
Charles Wilson
FUCKED
Carson Thompson
>yfw 5/5
Xavier Harris
I agree though, it's annoying getting hit by retarded fuzes or accidentally killing moron fucks who can't keep out of your way. What would be wrong with friendly fire only downing team mates, not killing them? Down two and you're still kicked.
Noah Taylor
>"why do i have to pay attention to whos around me" fuck off fuck off fuck off
Tyler Reyes
UP
Levi Walker
>sprint in front of someone shooting >it's their fault not mine lmao nigger
Charles Thompson
MY
Hunter White
FERNS
Owen Jackson
eh im probably just going to quit playing. this stopped being fun a long time ago
Michael Watson
When are smoke and mira getting the hammer too?
Luke Roberts
I'm going to play bongos on Ela's butt.
Easton Green
Super cute wife!
Jonathan Robinson
>smoke Who knows, I think SMG sidearms are stupid design but I don't know what else you could do to nerf him without making him actually just shit. >Ela Never, her gadget is too unique it'd be like trying to nerf Thermite so you'd need to make some sort of alternative like Hibana.
Michael Nelson
>smoke never because he is good due to his gadget in team play and not because he is inherently broken
Robert Gomez
>tfw don't enjoy playing any of the top 5 attackers
Hudson Garcia
where does one find a ela gf irl?
Daniel Moore
The way they'll "nerf" Smoke is by introducing another operator that does the same thing as him but slightly better and/or slightly differently.
Tyler King
>Mute joined the most elite CTU in the world in his early twenties REEEEEEEEEEEE
Asher Torres
with the special ed kids
Hudson Rogers
IT'S NOT FAIR
Michael Butler
>not "technical limitations" edition
Gavin Watson
I still force myself to play despite rage and self hatred after losing yet another game, I think I might have some masochistic fetish.
Cameron Bennett
Pulse was an intelligence officer by the time he was 23 (probably younger)
Chase Collins
Wroclaw, Poland
Grayson Wright
I miss favela
Luis Ramirez
>the most elite CTU in the world *laughs in delta*
Colton Ortiz
why?
Andrew Brown
I just started joining games and idling till the last second Even when I try I still get stomped, even after 300 hours
Isaiah Myers
rainbow is hella strange xddd
Aaron Hughes
I don't but I would have rather Favela over Yacht
Christopher Baker
That’s impressive but there are people that age already working for government agencies straight out of college. Mute is a Mary Sue tier genius.
Jace Flores
I actually meant Rainbow, not SAS in particular.
Ryder Mitchell
He was a child prodigy.
Dylan Hall
i want IQ's sweaty toes in my mouth!
Zachary Hernandez
The extreme destructibility made it an very versatile map, you could get really creative with attacking and defending.
Its a real pain to learn and the defenders need more reinforcements to make some sites work, but it was a lot of fun once you got a feel for it.
Jackson Wilson
Well Rainbow is all about special snowflakes so it doesn't bother me. I feel like it's probably easier to get into Rainbow than it is to get into SAS.
Chase Harris
>Hibana is the same age as Ash That’s weird.
Gabriel Gray
Apparently the FBI SWAT can get in, so it can't be all that rigorous.
Hudson Rodriguez
this, yacht is terrible and hardly has any destruction elements while favela is aesthetically pleasing along with using destruction mechanic to the extreme. both are terrible ranked maps but favela is atleast somewhat fun to play on sometimes while yacht is pure shit.
Kayden Perez
Actually that's true, people graduate with their bachelors and if they're lucky get picked up by an alphabet agency
Samuel Sanchez
Nope.
It would greatly help if defenders could leave the building without being detected once the objective is contested. Then attackers couldn't destroy all the extras walls and just camp way outside.
Robert Barnes
I wouldn't go so far as to change the game for Favela alone, the building just needs some extensions that allow for more options to flank attackers.
Lucas Collins
Or maybe they’re just that good.
Joseph Allen
It would help with other maps as well, though. Like Kanal's top floor and Chalet's garage. (Possibly also Plane's various sites, but that map seems unfixable.)
Dominic Gomez
>I will never work in the intelligence/security industry
Nicholas Morales
Are you sure? You probably could if you tried. Getting handpicked for SAS is a bit much but just working in the industry isn't hard. FBI has over 35,000 employees, CIA has over 20k, MI5 has like 4k.
Luis James
Just a friendly tip: enroll in a foreign policy related course like political science, focus on defense/counterterror affairs, maybe take up another language and your name might get forwarded when they come looking. You don’t have to be Jack Bauer.
Thomas Powell
Learning a language like Farsi or Persian also helps.
Connor Wilson
It also helps that these kind of organisations function much like the army does, recruiting people young and training them up to fit specific roles, rather than recruiting from an experienced labour pool.
Logan Williams
I'm Australian and ASIO only have like 2k people in it tops, so I bet its super selective.
Not gonna bother anyway, I won't get a security clearance because Bandit sold me drugs, and my degree isn't related to that shit at all. I do know a 2nd language though.
This is just kind of empty aspirations for me
Charles Stewart
Almost every non-western foreign language would be useful honestly
Parker James
Most security clearances checks are concerned if you're at risk of getting contacted by foreign intelligence agencies, if you have relatives that are affiliated with the wrong people and basic shit like previous convictions, whether you've been treated in a mental institution, etc. If you have nothing set in stone like a conviction, I wouldn't worry about it.
Isaiah Young
They don't care. I have a secret clearance because I look at the finances of our Foreign Affairs department and I admitted I smoke weed.
Christian Perry
Thermite needs to watch his stress, too much grey hair for a mid-thirties man.
James Fisher
Doc looks like he's 60
Joshua Young
>Want to work in intelligence >Have no intelligence Damn
Anthony Ward
That must've been awkward, did you admit it in the written form?
Caleb Edwards
It's a recessive gene.
Andrew Adams
>ela is a futa hot
Joshua Bennett
I can assure you that this is no barrier to entry in military intelligence at the very least.
Jason Thompson
No she's just into strapons.
Robert Hill
>lesion >45 wtf hes ancient
Adrian Jones
>Want to work in national security >Am insecure DAMN
I put it down on one of my forms and got asked about it during my clearance interview. It really wasn't that awkward since they didn't start off by accusing me or anything, I just had to act mature and say I don't smoke any more (true).
You "just" need to be a military officer?
Ian Martinez
>tfw gonna farm screeching incels with this sexy babe soon good shit
Luke Smith
less hot
Eli Lewis
He's your fucking dad
Apologise
Charles Butler
>still no 10mm gun How am I supposed to meme?
Hudson Young
hes my daddy more like
Jose Reyes
I feel like this week casual is dumber than usual, any possible reason? >tfw the longer I play the more I feel that players in both teams are getting dumber