>tfw your phone auto corrects "dat" to "that" and "tho" to "though"
Dominic Reed
SHIEEEEEET FIRST POST BEST POST NIGGA
Wyatt Ramirez
/slg/ is coming to and end. Just accept it.
Only shitters and wallflowers will cry about this.
No more bullshit... No more drama... No more trannies. It's coming to an end. It will be quick and painless if you're the one of chosen ones. If not... Well, I pity you~
Only reputable players will stick together in a new much improved system. If you haven't received the invite yet or in a few weeks? Don't even bother, darling. Byebye. So long, redditors.
It's been a long ride. I'll miss some of you.
Jose Brooks
t. the guy who thinks he's in the clique but just plays videogames with someone whos friends with someone who's in the clique
Carter Perez
they are tryin hard thats for sure
Ryan Flores
>it's another "nep groupie angry they can't get in" episode
Sad!
Connor Barnes
t. someone who thinks just because they're not in the nep group means they're in the clique
being friends with someone who's loosely talks to someone who's in the clique doesn't mean you're in the clique
at this point i wouldn't even put you on the low level that is ham and rook, because at this point you're below that
I bet nep doesn't even let you orbit him
Nolan Murphy
That's a lot of projecting you're doing there, user-kun~ something on your mind?
William Jackson
you're a thousand years too early to be replying to my post
come back when you're stronger
Ryan Howard
You talk like you're writing an F-list profile. This place absolutely is dying out but I really don't think you're the savior that you believe yourself to be.
Benjamin White
holy shit cringe you're just a huge faggot who thinks you're "original Veeky Forums" which doesn't involve any "trolling"
Anthony Gonzalez
Who cares? I speak for literally everyone when I say I come to Veeky Forums to discuss games, not to hang out with Veeky Forums in games.
Nolan Green
It's already dead. I saw S****a there.
Jordan Ramirez
why did Billy die?? Why couldn'tthe people who make this thread die instead?
Carson Kelly
Is sovot's gf still cucking him?
Daniel Foster
I'm crying
Oliver Martinez
I bet you are shouka. You'll never get into the sim as long as you live. I can't wait for you to finally overdose on your meds.
Levi Brooks
can anyone tell me where to get hair like this?
Asher Hall
i know this is bait, but it comes pre-packaged with the kemono
Joseph Powell
I block and derender anyone who uses kemono hair.
Aiden Flores
fiancee*
Logan Clark
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Leo Flores
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Zachary Cooper
Damn. That place is still around?
Caleb Cook
Nice Skyrim build.
Jackson Martinez
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Jace Torres
>Get invited to the secret chan
>Active threads with high quality original pictures that rival the best blogs, content creation tutorials and discussion, extremely fun event planning threads and more
>Check out Veeky Forums
>retarded pol memes, retards shitflinging about the same things and people as usual, barely any active posters, barely any new posts for hours.
Wow now I know how rich people feel in their clubs away from lowly commoners.
Hudson Roberts
False. The secret chan is as dead as this one, if not moreso. Doomed to fail.
Thomas Gray
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John Martin
It really is like night and day.
Julian Wood
That's not THE secret chan
Jack James
Give me a list of secret group members so I can start bribing them with lindens
Samuel Harris
Nobody who has posted here has access to the secret secret chan besides me. As I am the owner of the secret secret chan.
Luke Collins
Alchemychan resident Animebutts resident Cosmiclin resident Fatty Kidd Nep Faulkes Jam Ixito Sovot resident Tiberius Klaar
Cooper Gray
>brazenly allowing spies in your group that are only in there to post screenshots of you lolcows
William Kelly
If only you were intelligent enough to know of our plan. But alas, you are of a weak mind.
Xavier Reyes
Thanks. Expect a hefty chunk of ca$h going to each of you all as a show of good will soon.
Samuel Morris
This is Veeky Forums, you won't be missed. Please stay on Reddit/D
Noah Jackson
>tfw feel left out of everything these days
i'll just sit in my skybox alone I guess
Joshua Johnson
Don't forget a lewd thread without fucking furries like in /sl/ and hot as fuck avis wearing nothing but the most expensive and exclusive gacha stuff combined with great Photoshop skills
Justin Martin
i too can larp brother lightning bolt!
Daniel Howard
the secrit sim is a ruse, its all actually a ruse to see who will abandon who and try to get into a shitty clique
Jaxon Baker
t. prostate pulverized retard who didn't get in :)
Samuel James
i could care less to get in a shitty clique with you
Charles Young
genki pls go
Brayden White
>I could care less
And this is why you didn't get invited.
Landon Perez
Post cats
Kayden Murphy
never wanted one in the first place you all have terrible attitudes
Noah Green
>Create secret sim >Only invite the coolest people >everything is going great, nobody is leaking it >some random user jokes about it off-hand knowing nothing about it >now nep and his squad are hot on our tail trying to find out where we are >now every day everyone needs to make one disinformation post about the secret sim to confuse everyone.
Look guys, can you just forget about the secret sim so we can enjoy it for a little longer? Either way this is my disinformation post for the day.
Daniel Hill
why would anyone invite sinner to the secret sim
Oliver Clark
Can I pay to get into the secret sim?
Eli Adams
Because it's my sim retart.
Brayden Ross
We are going to be thinking about premium options, yes.
Eli Sanders
>hot on our tail trying to find out where we are actually im just enjoying finally not having sinner around being weird and typing
Easton Turner
Who do I talk to?
Elijah Thomas
"being weird and typing"
Lol, wallflowers at their finest.
Bentley Wilson
yooo lemme get dat voice my nicca lmao
Michael Brooks
>people typing is weird #justwallflowerthings
Oliver Sanders
When? How much?
Camden Fisher
sinner is a shitstirrer stay away from sinner
Samuel Sanchez
Rein... come on rein.
Kayden Johnson
Guys calm down Sinner is not in the real secret sim and obviously not in the secret chan either.
Gabriel Diaz
post content you dummies
Ethan Perez
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Connor Cooper
>[furious typing]
Logan Brooks
Hrmf... im not mad... ur mad...
Hudson Ward
Content is being shared on the secret chan you dummy This is the dump thread
Mason Perry
end your life please
Leo Williams
mad as fuck
Juan Ortiz
lead by example
Chase Gutierrez
>projecting this hard
no u
Ian Moore
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Luis Phillips
yooo turn on dat voice my nicca i got lots of stuff to mumble thats lit thats dope
Brandon Gonzalez
Why is the SL group splitting up again, theoretically?
Charles Perry
it's only a prank
Matthew Garcia
nep invites banned people to his group and known crashers
Isaac Diaz
As far as I can tell, some people don't like other people and/or everyone is trolling each other.
>fatty caring about vg >sovot being in a group with anyone on that list >sinner being involved in anything ever
the only believable one is nep
Justin Ward
Nep is literal faglord who invites actual children to the group thinking he is going to be able to groom them to be mods like him even though he was given mod as a joke and has no power and isn't allowed to do anything. All in a vain attempt to relive what he perceives as his "glory days" when he was bigboigriffer who did many notable things. However he never actually did anything, and was never really involved in any of the hijinks, and has no idea how to do anything, and wasn't even given access to moderately useful things his "friends" who only kept him around as a tag-along used to actually do things. Today in current SL the tools he does have are below the tier of toys, but nep doesn't know this, and still thinks hes top dog who has a nuclear arsenal at his finger tips.
Real canon story:
Nep was made mod because he claimed that he was going to make group events and he needed to be a mod for people to take them seriously. (Which is at least partially true) Sovot thought this would be a good lesson for him, teaching him that the people he hangs out with and brings along with him are event ruiners, and that when nep actually made events they'd be ruined and he'd start to dislike those people.
What happened instead was that nep is to lazy to actually ever do anything so all he does is literally jerk off and cry about how nobody is doing anything, and invite random toddlers to the group. Like cub who is a legitimate actual 14 year old.
Nep doesn't really understand what's wrong with this, and sovot is in a hard to handle position of not really being able to ban people because they just walk over to nep's parcel and can still just talk to people.
On the flip side of this, nep is inching ever closer to being banned, he probably thinks this is a joke, but literally hes about one fuckup from being banned from the group.
Camden Cox
Can I be a slut for secret chan people? I'm not very interesting in terms of wittiness or creating stuff but I have a very sexy avi and can please cocks in exchange for access to the content.
Juan White
I'll be the judge of that
Jose Howard
actually we were going to make Lee in charge of our harem
IM leetheknight to inquire about being a group slut
Juan Nelson
That feel when nervously waiting for an invite to the secret stuff
Luis Wood
this.
Dylan Cruz
>he didn't get an invite yet I'm so, so sorry to tell you this but.. well, if you haven't gotten one by now? You're not getting one.
David Miller
>shouka's discord is patting themselves on the back thinking they know where the secret sim is
newsflash: it's a secret because we're keeping it away from all of you dumpster goblins
Shouka's attempt to cash in on someone else's humor is pretty funny though
Caleb Thompson
I believe in my friends and I know they wouldn't exclude me, they are probably just waiting for a new round of invites to be approved but I'm still very anxious about the whole thing.
Benjamin Johnson
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Owen Jones
Sovot's discord is just the shitposting coordination discord.