/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #534

Billy Herrington Memorial edition
RIP Buddy ;_;7 1969-2018
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>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed)
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (embed)
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): [YouTube] /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality" (embed)

>DONT! we all love you!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/15150552/r
pastebin.com/wCU8H753
excalibur(dot)ws/
strawpoll.me/15167298
strawpoll.me/15186956
mega(dot)nz/#F!BtZDxTYI!G9BZRWKwWrW092tPLcsMqA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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sage
someone make a not shit thread please

i hope first for uncle death!

I can't believe midwife edition is a thing.

Idon'tknowwhothisguyis


YA' FUCKIN' DEAD SON!

>"Fanks foh boying me fose doritos user"

this is a good thread

F

>oxtoa60 just released a sneak peak of his upcoming doujin
Holy fuck lads I'm excited

yuritos!

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>[Youtube]

Easy there Yuri, just eat one at a time

I thought this was a chav accent at first, desu.

Is this Fat Yuri's origin story?

>spend the last thread bitching about avatarfags
>make e-celeb garbage OP
The absolute state

Reminder: if he's trash-talking another user behind that user's back, ask to see the evidence.

Catching Frogsuki in a box.
Pinning her down in the science lab
getting an in depth biology lesson with Frogsuki

Have dumb arguments, make dumb threads

I just want my doki lads, I don't know how much longer I can go on without her.

nobody cares

post cute to drown out this inane shit

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Good afternoon, everyone! I hope you're all having a nice weekend.
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "acceleration"!
Alternatives are 'vermin' and 'grandiose'.

I know it's not Sunday, but it still kind of feels like a lazy day to me. Maybe to you as well? Hopefully you're not too lazy to write a poem! If you're feeling up to it, please consider writing about one (or all three) of these words. The idea is that each of them can mean something different to each of you, so by writing about your own interpretations everyone can compare and see our differences and similarities.
Well, please everyone have fun and do consider giving your thoughts on other poems as well. I know there haven't been very many lately, but the ones that are still writing would probably really appreciate hearing your thoughts!
And to everyone that's writing: thank you! I'm really looking forward to reading your poems.

Monika!

>Sayori sees your corpse and just stops.
>She never thought you felt as bad as her.
>You were the sun in her life and now you're gone.
>She doesn't know what to do anymore.
>Sayori's mind just stops thinking of anything, but you.
>Her depression increases ten fold, thinking that she should've done more to try and make you happy.
>She eventually hangs herself out of guilt for not helping you.
>Monika tries to go on without you, but has the same nightmares when she was stuck in the game.
>Every night Monika cries wanting you back.
>She spends most of her time by your grave, constantly crying.
>She just wanted to be with you forever.
>She loved you more than anything, and now you're gone.
>Out of love and loneliness, she shoots herself on your grave.
>Yuri holds your body close to her and hysterically laughs while crying.
>She's rocking back and forth with your body for hours on end.
>The person she obsessed over, the one who wasn't driven away at her strange habits.
>The one she loved so much, now gone.
>She eventually stabs herself holding your body thinking she'll be reunited with you.
>Natsuki breaks down at finding you.
>You were the only person that loved her.
>You were her only friend.
>You stayed with her at her darkest hours.
>Even when she tried to drive you away you stayed next to her.
>The only other person that shared her love of baking and cute things.
>She develops alcoholism trying to cope with you gone.
>She overdoses after one last mental breakdown.
I think I fixed the errors, I hope. Still hurted to write it.

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG and FAT and JUICY. BIG!!!!!!!! FAT!!!!!!!!!! JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>It drags into the new thread
I guess I'm going to sleep. Nacht.

Who is Billy Herrington and why was he important?

cuteposters where you at?

I love my sister!

Your Doki but she's a psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est

mmmmmmmmaaannananngngggggaaaaa!!!!!

>yo bro sorry for forgetting to check up on your stupid little sister.
>she's such a pain you're better off without her anyway aahahaha

>- Self harm
>- Suicide and suicide attempts
>- Substance abuse (Any)
>- Staying up late
But I do all of those, do I have to leave now.

I've been pretty busy the last week, was there ever a proper winner announcement/wrap-up for the fic-writing contest?

I love Yuri!

Bullying Monika!
Making fun of her big, ugly ribbon!
Throwing gum into her boring, long hair!
Laughing at the haircut she had to get in order to have the gum removed, making her cry!
Throwing her poems into the trash while she isn't looking, leaving secret messages that they are trash!
Telling people that she sleeps with men for money because of her stockings!
Spreading rumors that the Literature Club is full of mentally ill crazies!
Saying that she is a psychopath!
Bullying Monika!

What kind of kettle would Yuri use to fix tea?

I love Monika!
Monika!

Losing your sanity! Becoming more and more broken with every passing day! Starting to merge your bizarre fantasies with the real world! Turning your home into a museum of delusion! Writing your deepest thoughts down as you desperately search for salvation! Awaiting the bright new future as you giggle to yourself like a fool! I love Yuri!

Your sister bears an unsettling resemblance to my mother. Odd.

...

He was basically an integral part of Veeky Forums and 2chan culture. Died just today. Look up gachimuchi for more information, newfag.

No, he left because the threads turned bad while he was around.

Why must you do this user

I do enjoy these posts but desu it bothers me that people with down syndrome don't actually talk like this.

Man, Moni has got some THIGHS DAMN

Not yet. Possibly not ever, since the contest host said he'd be leaving the general once the contest wrapped up.

Still, you can see who won the vote (at least for the Drama category) here:
strawpoll.me/15150552/r

I'll see you at the family reunion then?

You too lad

Go away Monika, nobody really likes you anyway.

Repost the Sayori watching AnonxYuri fic, please.

>>And then, user took her by the hand, staring deeply into his girlfriend's eyes.
>>They inched forward, lips almost touching, before they stopped themselves.
Oh whoops, sorry Yuri. Probably awkward to watch us be all lovey dovey, huh?
>>user looked at me with such kind eyes, penetrating deep into my soul. So understanding, but he didn't understand at all.
It's fine. Y-You and Stacy make such a cute couple, its fun to watch.
>>The lie cuts through my throat, leaving lacerations everywhere. I could almost taste my own blood.
>>Almost
>>I can't bear the sight of them, so I look away. They took it as me giving them some privacy, and I can hear the loving kiss he gives her on the cheek, full of anticipation for later that night
>>It's fine, I tell myself.
>>itsfineitsfineitsfineitsfineitsfineitsfine

Got a new notebook, fuck yeah

So it seems like he was some kind of faggot then?

Did you just call people with down-syndrome potatoes.

I like her!

Your doki, but fa fa fa fah fa fa fa fa fah fa better, run run run run, run run run awaaaay, oh ooh oooh ooooaieaeiaieia

modern music sure is strange

I love you

This is a no-avatarfag area.

What kind, user?

>you are what you eat

You're a nobody.

I'll start boxing on Monday to protect and make Monika proud!

...

My doki but she doesn't love because I'm an ungrateful, lazy, waste of oxygen NEET who does nothing to better his life!
My doki but even if I did change my life she wouldn't want to do nothing with me because I'm an ugly, filthy, manlet and dicklet sub-human!
Killing myself out of despair but realizing my doki wouldn't want me even if leaved behind this bad joke that I call my body!
Now living forever depressed, numb to everything waiting for nothing because there's nothing waiting for me!
My doki!

Here's another sneak peek Yuri friend, just for you ;]

there was a glitch in the matrix

Your doki but she's gone bald due to a medical condition

Limited edition Leuchtturm1917 book, dotted pages. Been wanting this one for a bit!

DANCE WATER DANCE

Your doki but she makes a tulpa (a sentient imaginary friend) of you

>looked at too many guro doujins that involved cannibalism and roasting of bodies that this skin tone made me just imagine eating Yuri's cooked limbs
Well, I guess that's it for me for today!

Morning lads!
How's everyone holding up today?
Christ it's been a while since I missed an entire thread, what'd a miss out on?

OH SHI-

This. Desu.

Nothing you want to know.
Now no one bring it up so it doesn't happen here too.

>tumblr_inline_nhq3xeCmYn1ruaykv.jpg

Here. I have recovered after browsing DA. *shudders*

do it for her user!

Don't ask Lad, nothing good.

Fair enough, sorry for asking lads

Your doki but she doesn't think she's good enough for you. She suppresses her unconditional love for you and tries to set you up with another girl because that's what you deserve.

>You will never live the early 2000's with your doki
>You will never dedicate Blink 182 songs to her through Messenger

Morning lads!
The fifth chapter of "Four Girls and the Cursed Treasure of Coyotli" is here at last! Check her out!
pastebin.com/wCU8H753

Feedback and criticism is always welcome!
Enjoy the chapter lads!

it's ok, you didn't know

This is the kind of shit that breaks my heart

But, user, that wouldn't even work. I'd still love her and only her and she'd know.

Jesus user you actually made me cry
For some reason Yuri's one was the most emotional out of all of them
tfw i wont ever find someone who will care enough about me to mourn me like monika
user, please. Don't think like this about yourself. You are a good man and I believe in you.
Your doki will love you no matter who you are, but she will love you even more if you started improving your life. There is always someone caring about you user, even if its a random debil on a nepalese cave writing online forum.
Please user. I also thought once that I was a useless piece of dogshit that should kill himself.
And I tried. Luckily one of my roommates came in at the right time before I swallowed the pills.
After that I ended up in a mental asylum, but screw that.
Please user, I beg you, do not give up.

Hey everyone!
I was wondering if you guys wanted to join a WoW private server with me and start a literature club together!
I think it'd be a lot of fun, and now that the general is growing into more of a tightly-woven community, it'd be a great way for us to connect more.

Server: excalibur(dot)ws/

Alliance or Horde poll: strawpoll.me/15167298
Guild poll: strawpoll.me/15186956
I'd prefer we play on Alliance, but it's up to you guys. The benefits to playing both are:
Alliance -
>Doki avatars!
>I have a max level character on Alliance already, so if you guys need help I'm here! I've been playing alliance for a long time, so you can always ask me for help!
>cities are more streamlined, so navigating through cities is a lot easier! (especially humans)
>You can ride a gryphon! And a tiger!

Horde -
>Greenboy user Avatars!
>Really nice racial skills PvPwise!
>There's a larger Horde playerbase, which means a lot more people to help/get help from!
>You can ride a skeleton horse! That glows blue! Or a Dinosaur!

It'd be a lot of fun to get a guild going comprised of the Anons of the general, and we'd have another memory to share between this small community, like #500, /ddlc/ sings, and movie nights. The registration process is simple: all it asks for is an email, username, and password, then you get the whole game completely free. Did I mention it's free?
Anyway, once you register, download and extract the torrent from the website. For those of you who can't torrent (or choose not to) I've got a mega link right here for you guys:
mega(dot)nz/#F!BtZDxTYI!G9BZRWKwWrW092tPLcsMqA
I'm also looking for a couple Anons to be guild leaders for the literature club. If you're interested, let me know.
I wanna roll our characters out on March 14th, 11:59 PM EST, but if that doesn't work for anyone interested please let me know.

If anyone has any questions, link them to this post or ask Bread in the thread.

This.But it's the other way around.

It's mutual.. Fug.

I literally just hit submit, thank god I got caught on duplicate files
Loaf

There's a new poll, you should copy it down.

...

user but he's given up

Got it
On another note, how are you lad?

I would love to play this, but sadly i don't have the time.
growing up was a mistake

user but his combination of autism and social anxiety makes him frequently accidentally offend people and become reclusive and afraid upon doing so, resulting in them becoming a social outcast.

This but it already happened years ago

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I love her too.