/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #756

Kiss the Price.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

Warren x Chloe!

Anyone else a fan of obscure ships?

I love Max!

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

We know, Chloe.

What do you guys think @lifeisstrange will tweet tomorrow? Something from Polarized?

Hey Chloe!

the bay kiss

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Hey guys i drew Chloe.

Yeah they're also gonna tweet a picture of Max smiling at Chloe's funeral
xD

Pretty good!

watch it happen faggot what else are they going to show?
episode 5 is full of misery. the only i can think of is max convincing chloe not to go to the party

Pretty good!

n-nice

It's awesome! Good job!!

They've already gone back to episode 2 today retard
They won't necessarily tweet anything from episode 5

They did episode 2 today, so they're not necessarily going in order. Or maybe they'll actually do something from Farewell.
Besides, they're not going to explicitly canonize one of the endings. Don't be dumb.

best girl

Gosh, that looks terrible.

Nice!
Those tits, though... Chloe's a B cup at best

Pretty!

well that's just dumb. shitty promotion lmao.

Legion anguish sustains me

What's up with all the terrible art on /r/lifeisstrange today?

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

You need help buddy. Go outside. Get some new hobbies.

The world is changed. I feel it in the bay. I feel it in the lighthouse. I feel it in the tobanga. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of Life is Strange. Five episodes were given to Pricefield, immortal, wisest and fairest of all ships. One or two were given to Marshfield, great believers and Christians of the Catholic churches. And zero, zero episodes were given to the Amberpricers, who above all else, desire power.
For within these episodes was bound the strength and will to govern each ship. But they were all of them deceived, for another Game was made.
In the land of Colorado, in the fires of Deck Nine, the Dark Lord Zak forged in secret a master Game to control all others. And into this Game, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all ships. One Game to rule them all.
One by one, the free ships of Life is Strange fell to the power of the Before the Storm. But there were those who resisted. A last alliance of Pricefielders and Marshchasers marched against the armies of Zak and on the slopes of the Mount Tumblr they fought for the freedom of /lisg/.
Victory was near - but the power of Before the Storm could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Danny, son of Mychel, took up his father's keyboard.
Zak, the enemy of the free-ships of Life is Strange, was defeated. Before the Storm passed to Danny, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of shitty fanfic authors are easily corrupted. And the Game of Zak has a will of its own.

Rate these. I got them of my three favorite characters!

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It betrayed Danny... to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became wiki entries, and for two and half months, Before the Storm passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new player.
>Stephposter: My... precious.
The Game came to the creature Stephposter, who took it deep into his parents' basement. And there, it consumed him. It brought to Stephposter unnaturally terrible shitposting. For five months it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Stephposter's room, it waited. Darkness crept back into the threads of /lisg/. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Game of Zak perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Stephposter.
But something happened then that Zak did not intend. He saved Pricefield by releasing the most terrible finale imagineable. For the time will come when Pricefield will shape the fortunes of all...

dude don't start with this again

Waste of money.

Holy shit. Throw these away asap. I would unfriend you asap.

>Rachel
>no Max
0/10, then. You asked.

Pretty awesome mate!

I wouldn't get Max because I don't care for her, I only like her to ship with Warren

cringe
legion>pricefield defense force

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cringe

Cool
pricefield>legion cringex1000000000

>please get mad at my bait!!!

>History became legend, legend became wiki entries
kek

WarrenxBrooke is sexy as fuck.

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Best het ship by far

Agreed. It's so romatic.

MARRIED

MARRIED and not just in a play

Nice headcanon

It's a possible future. Yours isn't.

Max married Ellen DeGeneres?

Hell yeah Pricefield and Farewell!!

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HELLA YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

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Why would anyone care about Farewell? It doesn't even have the best couple in it.

Because that's actually the worst couple. You see?

If it's the worst couple why did they get the best kiss and an entire romantic storyline created just for them?

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Nice.

I don't know, if you at least cared about 50% of the pairing you claim to ''support'' you would be somewhat interested in.

Who cares about BrS when Farewell releases in 1 day?!?'bb

Well Chloe is cool

I don't wanna see Chloe playing pirates with a girl who will let her die 5 years later.

This (minus the typos).

The ultimate point of which was that Rachel saved Chloe in a dark time, but wasn't actually the right person for her.

i don't know. i just want season 2 information.

Sorry dude. I'm buzzed from drinking.

Only in the stupidest 52% of timelines, and even then only because there's a powerful reason to do it.
I don't want to see Chloe kissing a girl who betrays her and lies to her and dies 4 years later in 100% of timelines.

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I gotchu dog

She only kills her if you kill her ya weenie

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>"Shhh Lisa.... don't make a peep or we'll get busted."
*nibble nibble*

Farewell will end coming out of a photojump

Oh sorry, I never played the original game because Rachel is dead in that one

Could be kino, we'll see

yup. bay ending implied.

Tick tock tick tock.

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>never played the original game
I knew it.

youtube.com/watch?v=KX8ebGCzGeo

>I'll just drift asleep...dreaming of us here together...forever. Thank you so much. I'm so proud of you for following your dreams. Don't forget about me.
>Never
>I love you, Max. See you around.

Mate. Farewell will end with mini epilogue implications.

Screencap this post.

Kek, are the legiontard's AU/retcon delusions returning?

True. S1 is not canon to me. Max does not exist.

>"mini epilogue"
NEVER EVER

>tfw no mommy aged Max bossing around her barely legal booty.

youtube.com/watch?v=O2ds5shP0oU

You're bankrupting me!

Solid trolling.

>you're bankrupting me!
>save his life and you end up bankrupting.him

pottery