Monikaposting before I have to leave the house today!
Brody Carter
>ywn accidentally keep walking at a different speed to your doki causing her to cling to you and lean on your shoulder >ywn lie on your doki's lap on a bench in the middle of an empty town centre on a lazy Sunday >ywn fail to stop laughing like an idiot after rediscovering a really old, niche YouTube video that you had too much time to analyze and when she takes a serious tone and tells you it isn't as funny as you seem to think it is, for some reason that just makes it funnier >ywn start riffing on boring television together because you know it's too early to sleep but you're both tired and despite your efforts you fall asleep in each others' embrace on the couch >ywn be caught having a one man rave to Go 2 songs by your doki >ywn adopt a small animal with your doki and come to treat it like a brother in arms when it's your turn to clean the kitchen and that's really boring >ywn stand really close to your doki so she has to tilt her head right up to look at you, allowing a sudden hug to take her by surprise hmm
Logan Powell
Post her cock
Samuel Russell
ur ugleh
Jack Jones
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Landon Howard
The other guy doesn't even deserve a (you)!
Josiah Walker
...Monika?
Aiden Ward
Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is big! BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Johnson
It's inside Yuri.
Dominic Roberts
Yay, dead hours are about to end.
Luke Edwards
How big? Can you give me a quantifiable measurement of the mass of sayori's butt?
Joshua Thomas
Taketh the Lady in a loving embrace! Sealeth the dangerous items hence! Giveth the Lady the physic! I love Yuri!
Ian King
nah
Gavin Cox
Post the first DDLC related meme you find in your folder.
Colton Myers
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Blake Taylor
it's like a big milky marshmellow, It jiggles when you slap it
Jaxon Stewart
Daily reminder that Natsuki has a loli butt! LOLI BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camden Powell
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John Morales
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Gabriel Ramirez
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Luis Scott
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Camden Davis
Giving her the physic what?
Samuel Moore
Daily reminder that if you bulli or have bullied a Doki, any Doki, you should immediately repent for your sins and come clean with it.
Connor Ward
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage drinking - Self harm - Suicide and suicide attempts - Substance abuse (Any) - Waifu wars - Waifu bullying - user bullying - Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like - Staying up late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Bentley Cox
I have an entire folder dedicated to DDLC memes.
Tyler Anderson
Think of the largest thing you can think of and multiply that by the size of the solar system
Thomas Perry
I love you
Isaiah Reyes
>While browsing /ddlc/ there's a knock at your door! >It's Dan! >He tells you that he has an offer to give that will get you your doki! >He will send you back to June 6th 1944; D-Day! >You will become a soldier from your home country! >If you survive the entire day then you win your doki! >If your country didn't participate then you are put on the American's side! Would you do it for her?
Hudson Morales
Google it.
Grayson Hall
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention
James Cox
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
Landon Gutierrez
I barely have memes, it's just like 600 pictures of Monika. Some are memeier than others I suppose.
Jaxon Morris
Tiny body, with Lovely hair of pink. Skilled at cooking, And making drink. With a bottom so Fine, it makes me think, If I could clean her rim Like the kitchen sink.
Brody Lewis
I love her too
Nolan Sullivan
If fatposting counts as bulli then I'm going to the deepest circle of hell
Aiden Rogers
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Ryder Fisher
I love her too
Dominic Nelson
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Connor Hill
>What should have happened after opening that door.jpg My heart. user pls.
Ryan Sanders
She is the sun in my sky!
Jacob Nguyen
Good afternoon, everyone! I hope you're all doing well. Welcome back to my poetry club.
Word of the thread is "abandon"! Alternatives are 'secret' and 'forest'.
I welcome all poetry written, or even all literature. Yes, poetry is preferred but I understand not everyone enjoys it. Hopefully you give it a chance though and get a lovely poem written! If not, well, at least you tried, right? As always, all you need to do is take one of these three words and write a poem about it with the word as your theme or topic! Or that's the idea anyways. You're really free to do it however you'd like, and it's just a suggestion. Whatever the case though, I'm sure you'll do great! I hope you all have a fun filled and lovely day! I'm looking forward to reading all of your poems once again. Good luck!
Monika!
Ethan Reyes
>gross
Jason Thompson
Maybe if you turn it into a sad fic or even a wholesome somehow, the context will save it from just being bulli
Isaiah Cooper
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Tyler Roberts
baka
Evan Edwards
And that's okay!
Jaxon Cooper
nice the butt poems file grows and grows
Jaxon Clark
why not
Eli Gutierrez
>baka Nani?!
Anthony Jackson
>the medicine Ah. This is a picture of a potato
Andrew Gonzalez
I'm sorry father, i have sinned. I have taken part in uncountable Monika bullying to protect all the other dokis.
Isaac Cook
Beautiful!
Lincoln Phillips
How did she get so fat?
Isaac Rodriguez
I have in secret with my friends, bullied Sayori an infinite amount of times and I wish to repent for my sins. Will you forgive me father?
James Allen
Of course! For Sayori and Fatherland. I love her dearly with all my heart.
Kevin Phillips
Do I have to survive?
Christopher Young
>gross I think you meant cute
Levi Johnson
She's always hungry and is so lazy. Do I really have to answer that?
John Richardson
I love my mom too!
Zachary Hughes
>tfw weekend basically over why am I so sad bros?
James Reyes
friend, I'm afraid I will need some proof of that it better be some damn good proof, too, seeing as all these Natsukifriends are posting undeniable proof of their doki's thick butt
>tfw my depression is gone but I remember I'll have to go out to interect with 3D people and that makes me go Sayori again Why live?
Brandon Lopez
god DAMMIT
Anthony Lopez
>American >just have to survive one battle to get my Monika >but have to give up my beliefs and fight on the side of FDR's Armed Forces of Fags and Cucks against the heroic yet historically doomed Nazi forces You know what? She's given up far, far more for me already.
Andrew Anderson
Yes, if you die then you acutally die
Aaron Ward
Stop posting this shit please!
Lucas Bennett
hmmm, that is indeed some nice proof, but you've got some fierce competition from Natsukifriends right now I will need more adequate proof to evaluate the thickness of her butt
Brandon Anderson
Forgive me papa, for I have sinned. I have reposed (between my friends), and laughed at too many dedyori memes.
William Scott
I know this feel all too well user. the worst thing is that I'll probably be too busy interacting with 3d people to go on /ddlc/
Chase Martinez
god DAMMIT lad
Aaron Brown
Fatposting is a sin indeed, but i promise you shall be cleansed of all of it if you repent. (You)r sins are forgiven, but remember: you have to find it within yourself to truly repent of your bulli and become enlightened.
Carter Taylor
What a crap deal. I'm choosing pic related, then.
Dominic Flores
>Holding hands with fat Sayori! >Helping her feel better about people glancing at her in public! >Offering her a hug when she looks like she's feeling down! >Hugging a thin Sayori would mean you're closer to her heart! >But there being more Sayori for your to hug poses a decent counter-argument! >Not decent enough to stop encouraging her to look after herself though! >Sayori likes spending time together on walks! >They're a good way to ease her into being move active too! >Helping fat Sayori!
Joseph Stewart
hmm, you do provide some convincing proof just a little bit more and I think I will be left convinced, in spite of the competition
Bentley Butler
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Ayden Williams
god DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Diaz
>Dan has the power to send you back in time to win a war and then give you your doki. >Thinks he has the power to beat up Dan. Well I guess you like taking worst odds then user.
Juan Morales
NO, LEWDING IS BAD, SAYORI HAS AN average BUTT!
David Scott
thank you, user, I am left convinced once again that will be enough for now
Caleb Torres
Atleast Natsuki is still cute. Kinda feel bad for Sayorifriends though.
Ian Allen
Dan might be able to send me back in time and bring her here, but can he reach the cookie jar on top of the fridge?
Aiden Green
Jeez. That's terrible. The only decent one here is probably that Natsuki holding the Tomoko manga there but I have a strong feeling that it's a trap.
Brayden Jenkins
They actually don't look that shit other than the fucking Sayori in the back.
Jeremiah Nguyen
The Promised Day arrives but it's the Tumblr dokis
Oliver Roberts
>That expression Is she being a tumblr doki on purpose?
Aiden Edwards
wtf I hate Sayori now
Logan Morris
fug (You) user
Kevin Howard
Well, maybe he won't be able to send me anywhere if I'm quick enough. Only one way to find out. Like hell am I playing by his rules ever again.
Michael Baker
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Zachary Wilson
>Dan goes back in time to have all fridge designs reduced in height by two or more feet. >Dan proceeds to waltz into your house and steals your cookie jar too.
Juan Cooper
The Yuri cosplayer in that pic doesn't look too shabby so I'll probably be fine. I feel really fucking bad for Sayorifags, though.
