League of Legends general - /lolg/

i think you should be able to kill the soldiers but the mana cost per attack is to much
maybe make them take 1/2/3/4/5 attacks to kill

>team gets Xayah and Rakan
>They win
woha...it is like people wont learn
fucking nerf these pos already they are cancer in solo queue as well

Top 5 biggest atrocities ever released onto the game

1. Azir
2. Lee Sin
3. Ryze
4. Kalista
5. Rengar

Honorable mention: GP rework

How can you resist playing someone so cute though?

Yasuo is way worse than Rengar

Ahri has the cutest butt

>that amerimutt face
el monstruo...

Yean no that whole list is just wrong.

Rengar is close to tying with Ryze for most reworks

>He doesn't remember tank Rengar

Wrong

Azir, Yasuo, Zoe, Thresh, Kalista would be the real list.

>champion is picked because of a specific strength unique to them
>nerf the strength, forcing the roster to become more homogenized, instead of exacerbating already present weaknesses
Like imagine if instead of kneecapping Kalista with 90% AD auto attacks they hit her with 390 hp at level 1 and 1400 hp at level 18?

kassadin had its fair share of cancer
leblanc

old old eve comes to mind
old poppy and sion
Zed in general.

and most of all, you didnt even mention Yasuo.

just like the dumb bears the amerimutt meme isn't funny

Please don't kiss my wifes feet.

t. goblino menor

>just like the dumb bears the amerimutt meme isn't funny
deepest regards, amerimutt

Its rude to keep her all to yourself, you should learn to share

>I-IT'S NOT FUNNY G-GUYS! S-STOP!
t.Mutt

Why the hate for Kalista? I thought was was pretty well designed.

t. la creatura...

You're all wrong.

1. Lee Sin for single handedly introducing Riot into flashy plays mode and CREATING all of these champions below.
2. Zoe for reasons need not explained, casters and players hate her.
3. Ryze has the most number of reworks required to exist in the game, period. Rengar is close behind him so...tied?
4. Yasuo for affecting approximately 6 champion kits from sheer existence alone (Vel'kloz, Azir, Gnar, Braum, Kalista, Rek'sai)
5. GP rework for infinite scaling and free gold while stalling games beyond 50 minutes in pro-play while maintaining a global presence.

t. season 0 wizard.

actual 5 picks based on "has never been balanced for even a single patch"

Vlad
Janna
Gnar
Zac
Tahm kench

if you mention yasuo, you just look like a low elo retard

>zac
ok

youtube.com/watch?v=zzVqJPkiul0

Hey season 0 wizard, do you think the removal of blink dagger and yordle stompers was wise?

>kalista specific strength is her dps and not her auto pilot kiting and free dragon/baron secures and get out of jail free ult
?

Honestly this post screams "I don't like the last two games that happened today because Azir was picked." Try again when you're not mad at one particular champion.

1. Zoe
2. Gnar
3. Lee Sin
4. Thresh
5. Ryze

Very hetero

where is a good place to find someone to coach / help me?

DUDE INFINITE MOBILTY

>udyr
>voli
>shyvana
>ww
me right click u
me do lots of damage
me also tank no die

Are they gonna do something about k6's stealth?

What? Mutt is literally the funniest fucking thing you can be called as an american. Just go with it, user. It's good stuff.
>getting pissed of by what Europeans say
They're Europeans, user. Literally anything you say to them will fucking destroy them on the inside, this is all they have. Try to see things from their point of view.

nasus
singed
heimerdinger
tryndamere
ziggs
who else can i run with for top/mid and build only banner of command and then zz'rot and always end up winning despite being 2/14/5 or something? bronze/silver shitters think this game is quake, now i'm only going for objectives and not trading 1 kill for 1 death anymore like i have been for years

I want them to bring back Blue pill for the sole purpose of picking hired gun Lucian and making the ultimate Matrix reference.

Honestly this post screams "I don't like the last two patches that happened because Zoe was overtuned." Try again when you're not mad at one particular champion.

owo ..

t. faggot

mutt doesnt seem all that funny but "la creatura" and the like are really amusing

Lee, despite being a plague upon this game for 6 straight seasons, is still nowhere as near as disgusting as Thresh. I've been playing the game since its conception and Thresh was a fucking horror to the game. He single handedly warped it more than a single champ could hope to.

She has a terrible design. Slapping mobility onto every auto attack was such a mind boggling decision it makes you wonder if the actual design team is just throwing darts at a word wall and designing champs off of what they hit. And that's not even the baseline issue with her. She had a 100% BANRATE at last Worlds, if your team was red side they had to ban her or your bot lane automatically lost.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF PLAYING ASSASSNS WHEN EVERY SUPPORT IS EITHER JANNA OR LULU OR EVEN ORSE FUCKING KENCH
WHAT IS THE POI*NT OF FUCKING TALON'S OR ZED'S KIT WHEN JANNA AND LULU CAN SHIELD THEIR ADC FOR 2k DMG SHIELD AND THEN CC ME TO MY DEATH BECAUSE THEIR ADC WONT FUCKING DIE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE

Zoe is sexy
and so is her tummy

if you die to yasuo, you got outplayed

it means he had to calculate (and execute) the fight exactly to his specifications, taking into account your cooldowns and his, the position of both junglers, the creep waves and the general "feel" of the lane (an ability that has to be honed through years, maybe decades of what you call merely "gaming").

Indeed, to be defeated by yasuo is to realise that you have found your better, both as a player and as a man. Your mettle failed you, but the yasuo player is solid steel -hard, cold, reliable- and as he secures first blood and you anxiously await the surrender vote, his mind is still operating at full capacity preparing strategies for a near infinite number of possibilities.

I'll be taking my LP now, make sure you do your bans correctly next time.

If you list Zoe you have to list Nidalee because she was the same except even worse and lasted longer than Zoe. Recency bias.

Nope, in no particular order

Azir
Ryze
Vladimir
Kalista
Lee Sin

Look faggot you can ignore me all you want but when the casters themselves are having problems with the champion's existence you know she's still the biggest mistake Riot ever made. How CertainlyT still has a job is beyond me:

twitter.com/TheeMarkZ/status/970071979104518144

Whats the point of playing Assassins period? To stop scaling hyper carries. But every Assassin except Kassadin and Kha'zix is bad.

What do Zoe's pantsu smell like?

I agree, as much as I hate champion he seems fixable with a couple of tweaks.

Zoe needs a complete rework. Her entire concept was flawed from the beginning. That she even made it to live in that state is a joke

People get mad meta champions but forget the actual root problems of these games stemmed from those champions, pretty accurate but Vlad should also be nominated since Riot publicly admitted they fucked up with him.

>no reddit garbage edition
>stop making the link filled OPs

I was all for the complete OP until the retard decided to be cute and fuck up the thread's title. Fuck that shit, I'll just stick with the regular

I'm in low elo (bronze shitter) and have found that making the enemy ragequit is easier than getting my team to actually do shit. What /all things are good for tilting others in NA? "?" usually works but I kinda want more options.

>he's still posting the copypasta thats been proven false

Sugary sweet, like dried up cum.

That cosplayer is french though, retard.

Seriously, Europistanis can't do anything right it seems.

I can actually agree with all of this

"outplayed" when you did something extremely simple, or atleast seems simple and bullshit to bronze shitters. Point and click cc, karthus ult, etc especially on ADCbabs

Any horror fics about thus?

>illaoi gets picked once in a korean pro game
>gets destroyed by an ornn

epic, buffs when?

yorick

>you feed if you've never played a champion before

I really dont see how this is even remotely relevant

>outplayed after karthus ult
I can taste their tears

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This is pretty close but Azir still deserves to be in the list. He is the embodiment of everything wrong with mid lane and his mere existence makes about 40 champions 100% unviable in competitive.

>? Whenever they die
>first time ___?
>were you auto filled?
>you would have had me if your team helped you more
>too bad your team is too heavy for you to carry
Tilting them against their own team is a great strategy

the /trash/ thread is the most degenerated thread I have seen for a while almost worse than furries threads in /b/ Jesus what are these people?
I thought it was just going to be lewd posting and people talking about how they would fuck their waifus

I usually put that on the clipboard for Syndra and Karthus and just ctrl+v, anyway I can just keybind it?

ive decided to stop playing support because of these people

>I don't see how the winrate of first timers and and the peak winrate of masters is relevant to champion balance

yes and it clearly shows that he isnt an easy champion to play

???????
user are you okay?

He's right holy fuck it all makes sense.

went from diamond 2/1 player to being perpetually trolled in Diamond 3, feels like I am evidently going nuts

People who say Thresh are shitters who suck at dodging.

Teleport needs to be butchered. I'm sick of feeling I have to take it.

but he is

he attracts the shitter crowd so it inflates his winrate, brainlet

You realize Meddler is literally going to delete it right?

Also gibe yordie stompurrs

>>>/reddit/

Vlad deserves the honorable mention but yeah thats accurate

Riot agrees so too. They're looking into how its too powerful right now, again.

Why do people even enable allchat? It's disabled by default, so they have to actually go and take the effort to enable it. They go to the trouble of doing something that's going to serve them absolute no purpose and is only going to make them susceptible to tilting.

I sincerely don' understand that.

> Teleport [removed]

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Oh shit for real? Any of you guys got a link for them saying that?
Genuinely surprised and stoked if it's true

>ive decided to stop playing support because of these people
why? because degenerates sexualizing support players and champions?
that's fucking stupid and if you don't like girly champions Taric Braum and Tahm are always there

You know, I'm a disgusting gay furfaggot who post on a huge amount of thread on /trash/. I've been browsing those lolg trash threads and let me tell you something...

Those are the worst /trash/ threads i've ever seen, not even the loud house threads are that fucking bad, jesus christ.

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what is your new name?

I just found out I failed all my exams I thought I did well on because I lacked a key understanding of stuff
I don't have any more room to fail any more courses, what should I do

League of Legends

Uhh user attracting the shitter crowd LOWERS winrate

see ornn tristana gnar in his prime etc

dont reply to me again, its like you are trying to be wrong with everything you say

Can I get away with climbing with Ryze to gold? I don't feed and I love 1v1 with him.

fucking hell kayle and tryndamere are probaly the most boring champs to play in the game