/scp/ - SCP Secret Laboratory

SCP-500
We need more healing items. Plus, it would give the Nerd's medkit an upgrade path.

Grenades should disable doors for a bit but not the doors for the airlock or nuke room. Maybe lower the clearance rank by one. On Larry and the nuke launch room. Thoughts?

140:7778 > 140:7779 > 140 > 140:7780 > europoors >>> memesystem

Memesystem is that bad?

>get 094
>jump and suddenly I'm walking in place unable to move for the rest of the round
good thing we had a beta lmao

Yes it's shit but the order the guy said is stupid too since it always change.

Shout "nuke poland" more so Hubert can come personally ban you

You're in an obscure corner of the map too

I dont want humans to have anymore helpful SCPs. The idea is to escape against all odds and deal with harmful SCP entities. It's suppose to be horror, not Saturday morning cartoon with super powers.

How about Intercom room is first locked but when opened, can't be locked anymore?

post your CHAOTIC songs
youtube.com/watch?v=rct233J9lsE

Why can't CI have built in radios or something?

Fuck that.

Should CI have different classes like MTF? Like some dudes with assault rifles and others with shotguns?

Chaos need to just be more interesting all together.

>Americans can't leave /int/ shitposting out of one fucking thread on Veeky Forums

Meant For

No more threads on /v/ will be allowed.

Don't complain when mods remove these threads.

Barely any posts are posted which gives credence to removing the SCP to vg.

No one cares about SCP except a handful of you.

Move to Veeky Forums and thank the mods you even got a thread here today.

did they fix the pocket dimension glitch?

fuck off janitor
kys

Doc and zombie camping nuke silo in 140:7778

>jannies

Arent your hotpockets ready? Also, there were at least 2 scp threads that stayed on /v/ for the entire day, so maybe you should kys for failing your job.

>current thread on /v/ has 132 unique posters

github.com/chrysls/scp-mono-internal
goto scp-mono-internal-master\scp-mono-internal-master\SharpMonoInjector\bin\Debug and run SharpMonoInjector.exe
Press refresh
Set settings and put these settings botgod.yt/f4882c715a85b306e125e5f43084b53a.png
set the assembly to inject to scp-mono-internal-master\scp-mono-internal-master\ExampleAssembly\bin\Debug
press inject and enjoy!

>barely any posts
>last /v/ thread had 325
>no one cares
>182 unique IPs

But why though?

what does this do?

fuck off hackposter

only do this on public servers to force some actual anticheat to be created
if that polish retard even knows how to code it
check the github

Stop you goddamn retard, do you want to kill our fucking servers?

140:7777 get in here

Just to let you know I am reporting every single post and thread about SCP on /v/.

These threads are gay and SCP is almost as gay as the holder's series.

That explains why you're here.

maybe if the dev wasn't retarded enough to make everything clientside this wouldn't happen

Botgod.yt isn't loading for me. Is pic the png that supposed to show?

There's an actual human being behind these post telling he reports posts related to thing that he doesnt like but others enjoy.

How pathetic is that?

>all these newfags getting the numbers wrong
Fuck off

Yea, punish the people playing the game for the devs mistake, thanks retard.

pic is the same as the pic related yes

>Be scientist
>Find machine
>4 dboys jumping around calling me nerd and nigger
>Tell them to go find some cards to upgrade
>They jump around and call me nigger
>Whatever, throw in card to upgrade it
>Someone changes it to rough at the last second
>Someone runs in and steals card before I can get it while spamming NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER!
>Go out to find someone to give me the sweet release of death
>Lure nut in to kill the nigger
>Get my card back
>This time someone changed it to very fine before hitting the button
>Card gone
>Go stand in nut until the salt stops
Fuck dboys

>playing the sonic x theme as peanut at 10% health
there's nothing funnier

Awesome. RIP reddit servers as I go in with the .exe name

so when are you going to hang yourself

When I face fuck your mother with my heterosexual cock.

So you have a feminine pOnOs

If you were in control, you wouldn't need to announce your actions. The fact that you are trying to get attention tells us that you feel insecure. Thank you.

what's the plan for this game? free forever?

So I guess now we have to namedrop itemspawners here to keep all the servers from dying? Also, stop replying to the shitposer you dumbasses, he's a phonefag who wants (You)'s.

172, 941, 069, 109, 050

Just use hacks on public servers to make Hubert implement fucking VAC so people cant just boot up cheat engine

Unless they change 173's design, which is basically too iconic at this point, they are legally incapable of selling the game.

Sorry hard to understand you with my reporting of the /v/ thread

Can't sell SCP stuff. Common copyright laws.

Godspeed user, godspeed

Triggered

>096 broke into the intercom
was the other furry fucking me over

I really don't give a shit if you're reporting the thread to boost your ego since I'm in this one.

the poles can barely even use strings, what makes you think they can write an anticheat
goddamn they're even worse than yandere

I thought we had a CC license going on?

not for 173
scp-wiki.net/licensing-guide

someone needs to make this a comic

Sell the game and include him as free DLC maybe?

G'night 140:7777, had a good last two rounds.

Replace his model with something else, replace it with an "unofficial patch"

>He thinks he can stop us
we've all got more disposable IPs than you or your pet mod has patience.
You and your pet faggot will NEVER have your way. We will continue to resist until that faggot mod takes the hint and fucks off, and you livestream your suicide because you are a sad fuck who isn't even a janitor but larps as one and floods reports to get threads about videogames he doesn't like FOR FREE'd off the board.

You WILL NOT win this fight.

>tfw there is no good place to talk about cryptids

I bet it's the wannabe janitor spreading this
He clearly has a grudge against SCP anything

So how's the new update? Is it worth giving it a try

096 is actually pretty fun but if he doesn't get necked early by a squad of Chaos then rounds get even more drawn out, it's terrible. Right now the microphones will cut out after a round goes on for like 10 minutes, cards will randomly not work, doors will randomly not work and most are clipping into their own frames. Everything's spaghetti right now. SCP/CI winrate is skyrocketing right now too.

Adding onto that 914 will randomly stop working for rounds

>CI
why do they even exist?

>0 killed by SCP

Imagine being such a frustrated virgin that you actively try to stop things you dont like on the grounds of not liking them

To help SCPs kill all MTF at the same time so you don't get endless rounds where Doc is mulching every MTF coming down the nuke silo elevator

Don't break the rules and we don't have a problem.

You sound like the D-class thing or whatever you guys talk about.

So you admit to abusing the reports system and spamming reports?

I would report your ass for it but I know your pet mod will cover for you so it's pointless.

how have you braindead niggers STILL not learned to stop replying
he's been doing it for WEEKS

see

>1 metre from the button
>my neck malfunctions

>You sound like the D-class thing or whatever you guys talk about.
Made me respond 1/10

>dont break the rules

I love how you act like you have any authority on an anime image board, you need to get laid you fucking loser.

>HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>virgin boy acting like a hot shot

ayyyy thanks for the laugh little guy

This shit was never a general
You know it's funny, threads only started getting spammed frequently enough to be considered a general and not just a popular FOTM only after you and the other self-appointed junior deputy janitors started throwing a bitchfit

Really makes me wonder

Also
>knowingly breaks the rules by using multiple IPs to spam and flood reports, being a low quality poster, and probably being underage to boot (I don't care if you're over 18, underage is a state of mind and you are definitely fucking underage)
>tells others to respect the rules
top laff

see you're literally just shitting up the threads more for him at no effort to him, he basically has 3 proxies shitposting for him

Look at this shit on the /v/ thread

>doing it for free
>probably not even a janny
>proud of this

See you in the next cringe thread like this guys pic

PSA

Lanky can NOT escape SCP-012's containment.

>Mic isn't working for whatever reason
>Plug in VB Audio
>Play HQ-FLAC audio files of DOOM1 soundtrack while we're killing zombies
>Get a few comments about it
>Next round starts and my mic is finally working
>At lobby someone else is now playing the DOOM theme
>They're holding the microphone up to their speakers and it sounds like dogshit
>They do it all game
>Someone else starts blaring weeb shit at 1000 decibles while someone else is spamming a random soundboard
>Next round same shit plus now some faggot is roleplaying a DJ on the PA, holding his shitty mic up to his shitty speakers playing "SHES A MANIAAAC" way too fucking loud
>Its so bad I actually mute my game
I'm so sorry for what I started
I promise to never ever do that again

Wish I could replace 096's model with his CB one.

>we dont need 15 threads of this a day

Nah, but its fine for Overwatch, PUBG, Fortnite, League, Kingdom Come, MG Survive, Vermintide, Monster Hunter, to have 24/7 threads on /v/ despite all having generals.

These fucking janny and their cucks arent even following their own rules, they are just straight up power tripping virgins.

if lanky is retarded enough to jump into 012 he deserves to be trapped

I was pretty spooked when I first downloaded the patch, but his model right now is really non-threatening, almost cute in a way.

WE GOT A FUCKING SAO THREADS ON /v/ CONSTANTLY, WHY MOST OF THAT WEEB GAME THREADS STILL UP AND NOT REMOVED WHILE THE THREADS ABOUT PEOPLES HAVING FUN PLAYING GAME MADE BY WESTERN INDIE DEVELOPER GOT REMOVED!?