/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #758

THAT WE ARE.. THAT WE ARE.. WE ARE TO KNOW

Maxyne Caulfield
weds
Fernando McDonuts

ALWAYS

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cringe

Qt Price
weds
Baechel Amber

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

MY Chloe always gets a proper kiss.

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Makswine Cockfield
weds
Warryn Gayram

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

4 hours.

I realized we might get a copypasta for Farewell

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

#TheOne

Oh there's no one, there's no one quite like you

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"Black Lies"

Black lies on the shitstomper
That we are
That we are
That we are to know
This motherfucker stole farewell's thrill
And now Sahara's cracked and cold

See the sky is no tragedy's land
Because if you ain't got land, you ain't no kind of man
A shitty thing to say
Hope here needs guts
Not an idiot found in your place

And no man is an island,oh this I know
But can't you see,oh?
Maybe you were the quicksand, and I was some gingerman's foots

Black lies on the shitstomper
That we are
That we are
That we are born to suffer
Comfy came against my will
And every story must end tragically

Still I'll be a shit-eater
A ginger gypsy's reins to face
But the road is getting shittier
With that fool found in your place

And no man is an island, so is this motherfucker, I know
But can't you see, oh?
Maybe you were the quicksand, and I was some gingerman's foots

So here we go...

Oh I don’t wanna beg for your tragedy
And I don’t wanna ask you why
But if I was to go my own way
Would I have to sacrifice you,bye?

Oh I don’t wanna beg for your tragedy
And I don’t wanna ask you why
But if I was to go my own way
Would I have to sacrifice you,bye?

You keep me safe, i'll keep you strong

Are your lights on?

The only.

Maxyne cuckfield
weds
Nathyn Prettyscat

Max "cock stuffer" Caulfield
weds
Jefferson McVanillaDonuts

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MARRIED

Got classes tomorrow. Gonna have to wait until the afternoon to play the episode.

Good night /lisg/.

good night user

I'm kinda on the same boat.
Night.

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Chlorine Piss
weds
Roachyl Lameber

We're getting so close to finding Rachel Amber!

>Kilgore

I would give him money if i have some.

>you wake up in the morning in your Blackwell dorm, chloe stayed the night there.
>you can hear the sound of running showers as people get ready for classes
>you can hear Dana and Juliet gossiping in the hallway
>soft vibrations of Kate playing Ode to Joy on her violin in her room
>you smell the mix of weed and deodorant of Chloe trying to hide her wake and bake session

03:22:20

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180305T17&p0=136&msg=Before the Storm Farewell Release&font=cursive

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>>you smell the mix of weed and deodorant of Chloe trying to hide her wake and bake session
Of course she would.

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Literal heart eyes

She is never leaving me.

2,5 hours.

0.1 hype.

Never change roychal

I meant there is no hype for Farewell in a bad way.

Agreed. No promotion..no teaser. No trailer. Nobody cares.

They said they don't want to spoil anything. See you here joining in the discussion, legion.

Maybe it will be a super short episode.

>No promotion
a tweet a day with a small video isn't promotion?

If u consider a photo an video ok.

=Kek

Every one has been a video, even if the most recent one is just effects over a picture

Is "an video" the new "an hero"?

It's just a bonus episode. I am expecting 1.5 hours tops

Is there always a race to see who ends up downloading it first with a screenshot? I'm always absent on release day so.

It tends to be pretty quiet as it releases while people play and people who can't play want to avoid spoilers.

No. Just play it on your own and avoid this place until you finish.

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This is so damn cute

Oh man, can't wait to play this. I am keeping lots of tissue paper nearby.

jesus christ my heart

where do I torrent this

Oh ;)
Wait is that a photo album or something?
Also looks like Chloe's bed was in a different place

max is a dirty breeder. amberprice 4lyf

Chloe's room sure was different.

What if that's not Chloe's room?

What if it's Max's?

is this xbox or pc? no update here yet

I like how girlie and immaculate it looks. She was a different person back then.

>Hair color

>What if it's Max's?
no way (unless their rooms looked exactly the same, kek)

store.steampowered.com/bundle/4418/Life_is_Strange_Before_the_Storm_Deluxe_Edition/

Oh, I didn't know it was on sale. Thanks.

Welp.
That was certainly something. I'm as dissapointed as I'm unsurprised.

the fuck are you on about it's not even out yet

Wow what a horrible episode. I want my money back.

Gee, I wonder if he was trolling

It's out for me

Deck9 can't make good games. You were a fool to trust them.

I hated that rape scene did you?

Predicting the future. This is exactly what is going to happen in an hour. Screencap this.

well considering they released episode 2 like a week early for xbox one toby could have fucked up again

Sure it's amigo.

Cutepost and ignore legion for the next hour and a half

I can confirm it's not out on Xbox One.

Rachel is alive!!

I hope the episode for you pricefielders will be better than what we Legion got in BtS ep 3

Omg Jefferson is Max's godfather?!?!?! Holy shit!!!

It was kinda hot seeing all the dicks inside at the same time. I wish that were me.......

Fuckkk!!! Vanessa is a trans man ?!!! Ryan is childhood bed with Joyce and gay for William?!!! David is Samuel's cousin?!!!

Fake.

horriblyawkward.podbean.com/e/125-hannah-telle-life-is-strange-scott-clark-the-gaming-outsider-alyssa-white-alycat-geekery/

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